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So I got this new female roommate over the summer and she's all like Hey, this is so cool! I'm so glad we're friends and we live together and junk! and I'm like, Yeah, that's so cool! but when she's away I notice she leaves her dirty thong panties lying around in her room. She always leaves her door open. So I go in and I have a nice sniff for myself. Is this wrong?
So this bitch leaves her bottle of Vagisil in my shower and I'm all like What the fuck! and she's all like What's the matter? and I'm all like Oh nothing... and it's just weird to have a bottle of vagisil in your bathroom as a single dude you know.
Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Perfectly reasonable behavior. She won't let you
> fuck her? I'd fuck her but I'm an alpha male.
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Xuuuzx Wrote:
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> Yes, it's wrong. It's an invasion of her privacy.
> And I love sniffing panties as much as the next
> straight guy.
But it's still a piracy invasion if she never knows about it WHAT???
She leaves they lying around for you to sniff. In case I'm wrong don't upset the apple cart by telling her. Covertly enjoy. Maybe return the favor by leaving some of your used wankabilly rubbers around the LR for her to savor.
>No, sometimes I rub my fingers between my fat folds and sniff the yeast. It's sorta like a Doritos smell.
Those are actual Doritos caught in the folds. Bathe or switch to a less BO-smelling food.
My advice, Sniffen: don't go there. Hit on her friends, hit on her sister, but if you know what's good for you, think of her as your roommate (whom you might occasionally glimpse naked). A good roommate is a treasure.
I say sniff away! If she leaves them lying around she is a little on the sloppy side so I doubt she would care. Beware though that Vagisil in the bath tub is a red flag you might end up with a nose full of Summer Cheese, yuk.
Yeah, I'm sure when she watches the video clips from that teddy bear eye camera that captures your perverted behavior, she thinks your one fine dude. Perv!
Sickie Wrote:
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> Yeah, I'm sure when she watches the video clips
> from that teddy bear eye camera that captures your
> perverted behavior, she thinks your one fine dude.
> Perv!
sNiffYtEhCloWn says "If she's hot that's entrapment"
I had a guy who went in my room and sniffed my used thongs I kept in bag ready for washing. I confronted him and told him that was very naughty an I said I was going to punish like a naughty schoolboy - so he obliged by bending over whilst I got my riding crop to give him a good caning. He said sorry afterwards. I rather enjoyed that and told him to expect more of the same if he does that again. Needless to say it has become a regular event and am also flattered he likes my stinker thongs even though it pains him after getting 12 strokes of my crop.
Allen Sniffen Wrote:
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> So I got this new female roommate over the summer
> and she's all like Hey, this is so cool! I'm so
> glad we're friends and we live together and junk!
> and I'm like, Yeah, that's so cool! but when she's
> away I notice she leaves her dirty thong panties
> lying around in her room. She always leaves her
> door open. So I go in and I have a nice sniff for
> myself. Is this wrong?
She's using them as bait to see if you're sniffing. She knows exactly where she left them and checks to see if they've been moved. You're playing right into her teasing game.
is this normal behavior? Why dont you ask a cop. You either joking on here for attention or you are sick. either way you got a mental problem that needs to be addressed.
eesh Wrote:
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> No, sometimes I rub my fingers between my fat
> folds and sniff the yeast. It's sorta like a
> Doritos smell.
Allen Sniffen Wrote:
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> So I got this new female roommate over the summer
> and she's all like Hey, this is so cool! I'm so
> glad we're friends and we live together and junk!
> and I'm like, Yeah, that's so cool! but when she's
> away I notice she leaves her dirty thong panties
> lying around in her room. She always leaves her
> door open. So I go in and I have a nice sniff for
> myself. Is this wrong?
For a second I thought this was a Gerry2 or conserva thread. But then I re-read it and notice OP is talking about sniffing female panties. My mistake.