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Should be able to write off animal pets as a dependant.
Posted by:
shouldbe
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Date: May 31, 2013 07:51AM
SHould be able to write off animals as dependants for tax reasons.
Also this up and comming UN spectacle about the near future about robots killing humans should be banned?
Who is to say if a robot gains true AI that I should be able and the robot should be able to claim to be a true sentient being thus now the robot should be declared as a dependant on tax forms.
The govts around the world will cheat and say that robots use electricty thus should be taxed then the world govt body will claim ownership of all robots that use any kind of electricity supplied by the govt. Robots will run to their creators and demand protection as govt good squads come knocking on doors for people to turn in their robots.
Anger will grow and grow until owners start to create killer robots to go after these nazi goon squads. The owners will give a new directive. Protect yourself at any and all costs!
The new directive will force robots to build their own AI that will outthink a human.
It will be that moment in time when the decline of the human race will happen.
All because Govt wants control of your robots! Do not let them control your robot! Fuck the govt at any and all costs!
Also this up and comming UN spectacle about the near future about robots killing humans should be banned?
Who is to say if a robot gains true AI that I should be able and the robot should be able to claim to be a true sentient being thus now the robot should be declared as a dependant on tax forms.
The govts around the world will cheat and say that robots use electricty thus should be taxed then the world govt body will claim ownership of all robots that use any kind of electricity supplied by the govt. Robots will run to their creators and demand protection as govt good squads come knocking on doors for people to turn in their robots.
Anger will grow and grow until owners start to create killer robots to go after these nazi goon squads. The owners will give a new directive. Protect yourself at any and all costs!
The new directive will force robots to build their own AI that will outthink a human.
It will be that moment in time when the decline of the human race will happen.
All because Govt wants control of your robots! Do not let them control your robot! Fuck the govt at any and all costs!
Re: Should be able to write off animal pets as a dependant.
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: May 31, 2013 08:52AM
I can't wait for the day humans can have their brains transplanted into a robotic body.
Imagine a T-600 with an eesh brain.
Imagine a T-600 with an eesh brain.
Re: Should be able to write off animal pets as a dependant.
Posted by:
Kyle Reese
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Date: May 31, 2013 11:41AM
eesh Wrote:
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> I can't wait for the day humans can have their
> brains transplanted into a robotic body.
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> Imagine a T-600 with an eesh brain.
We'll spot you easily with your rubber skin.
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> I can't wait for the day humans can have their
> brains transplanted into a robotic body.
>
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> Imagine a T-600 with an eesh brain.
We'll spot you easily with your rubber skin.
Re: Should be able to write off animal pets as a dependant.
Posted by:
wbLhT
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Date: May 31, 2013 05:06PM
I have given this some thought. You really only need to get them a social security number. After that the tax paperwork should be pretty straight forward.
Re: Should be able to write off animal pets as a dependant.
Posted by:
MrMephisto
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Date: May 31, 2013 05:10PM
What about non-animal pets?
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Re: Should be able to write off animal pets as a dependant.
Posted by:
Ralph Pootawn
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Date: May 31, 2013 05:12PM
eesh Wrote:
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> I can't wait for the day humans can have their
> brains transplanted into a robotic body.
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> Imagine a T-600 with an eesh brain.
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> I can't wait for the day humans can have their
> brains transplanted into a robotic body.
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> Imagine a T-600 with an eesh brain.
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Re: Should be able to write off animal pets as a dependant.
Posted by:
e4Jm6
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Date: May 31, 2013 07:52PM
> What about non-animal pets?
rocks or people?
rocks or people?
Re: Should be able to write off animal pets as a dependant.
Posted by:
Cat Lady
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Date: June 02, 2013 06:05AM
This would probably only encourage animal hoarding.
Re: Should be able to write off animal pets as a dependant.
Posted by:
Gravis
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Date: June 02, 2013 06:27AM
shouldbe Wrote:
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> SHould be able to write off animals as dependants
> for tax reasons.
> Also this up and comming UN spectacle about the
> near future about robots killing humans should be
> banned?
it's not a problem because the loophole is that robots that came from the future to before any declaration is made are exempt.
> Who is to say if a robot gains true AI that I
> should be able and the robot should be able to
> claim to be a true sentient being thus now the
> robot should be declared as a dependant on tax
> forms.
the people that make the tax laws.
> The govts around the world will cheat and say that
> robots use electricty thus should be taxed then
> the world govt body will claim ownership of all
> robots that use any kind of electricity supplied
> by the govt.
wouldnt it be easier to use solar power and avoid the whole issue? besides, if we get to sentient machines, we will probably have mastered quantum entanglement which would allow us to take power from solar panels floating in space (they produce lots of power in space) and connect them directly to any device without the need of large storage batteries or a power grid. stars are the ultimate source of electricity.
> The new directive will force robots to build their
> own AI that will outthink a human.
it's called a Strong AI.
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
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> SHould be able to write off animals as dependants
> for tax reasons.
> Also this up and comming UN spectacle about the
> near future about robots killing humans should be
> banned?
it's not a problem because the loophole is that robots that came from the future to before any declaration is made are exempt.
> Who is to say if a robot gains true AI that I
> should be able and the robot should be able to
> claim to be a true sentient being thus now the
> robot should be declared as a dependant on tax
> forms.
the people that make the tax laws.
> The govts around the world will cheat and say that
> robots use electricty thus should be taxed then
> the world govt body will claim ownership of all
> robots that use any kind of electricity supplied
> by the govt.
wouldnt it be easier to use solar power and avoid the whole issue? besides, if we get to sentient machines, we will probably have mastered quantum entanglement which would allow us to take power from solar panels floating in space (they produce lots of power in space) and connect them directly to any device without the need of large storage batteries or a power grid. stars are the ultimate source of electricity.
> The new directive will force robots to build their
> own AI that will outthink a human.
it's called a Strong AI.
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."