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Record HOT temps!
Posted by: Heat Wave ()
Date: May 29, 2013 05:53AM

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Re: Record HOT temps!
Posted by: Al Gore. ()
Date: May 29, 2013 07:21AM

It is going to be very hot which is due to global warming just like I said. Now send me money.

Its not easy being old, fat and divorced but I am rich ladies.

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Re: Record HOT temps!
Posted by: liberal logic 67 ()
Date: May 29, 2013 01:50PM

Whatever gets in the way of profits must be swept aside, denied or destroyed. thats the conservative way. If it harms the ability to make money or the democrats believe in it as an agenda it must by all means necessary be swept aside, denied or destroyed. Good Job!

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Re: Record HOT temps!
Posted by: Ralph Poontang ()
Date: May 29, 2013 01:58PM

liberal logic 67 Wrote:
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> Whatever gets in the way of profits must be swept
> aside, denied or destroyed. thats the
> conservative way. If it harms the ability to make
> money or the democrats believe in it as an agenda
> it must by all means necessary be swept aside,
> denied or destroyed. Good Job!


That's stupid.

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Re: Record HOT temps!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 29, 2013 02:01PM

Anyone remember the Charlie Sheen movie where aliens were causing global warming so they could terraform Earth into their native climate?

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Re: Record HOT temps!
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: May 29, 2013 02:06PM

We're just a wet rock in the middle of a endless universe, which is constantly moving and changing.

As our distance from the sun changes , and the sun itself changes , so do weather and climate conditions on earth.

We had an ice age , and an climatic event (or a series of) that killed off the Dinosaurs and a lot of other life on earth.



You going to blame the republicans for all that too?

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Re: Record HOT temps!
Posted by: Hay Zeus ()
Date: May 29, 2013 02:54PM

Wtf? I thought this was a thread about hot temporary office workers

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Re: Record HOT temps!
Posted by: Liberal Logic 16 ()
Date: May 29, 2013 05:30PM

BEH Wrote:
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> We're just a wet rock in the middle of a endless
> universe, which is constantly moving and
> changing.
>
> As our distance from the sun changes , and the sun
> itself changes , so do weather and climate
> conditions on earth.
>
> We had an ice age , and an climatic event (or a
> series of) that killed off the Dinosaurs and a lot
> of other life on earth.
>
>
>
> You going to blame the republicans for all that
> too?


Didnt you know the Ice Age was caused by the cavemen discovering fire. Just ignore how the global warmists were all talking of an impending ice age not to long ago as well.

Ferfux may in fact actually blame all that on republicans though, he is that stupid.

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Re: Record HOT temps!
Posted by: big gulp ()
Date: May 29, 2013 06:13PM

It was not 90-100 degrees. Shock news has now hit online weather sites. Every one of them will start to out do each other.

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Re: Record HOT temps!
Posted by: Sensationalized ()
Date: May 29, 2013 06:47PM

big gulp Wrote:
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> It was not 90-100 degrees. Shock news has now hit
> online weather sites. Every one of them will start
> to out do each other.


Yep. Note the wording - "How Hot it Will Feel Wednesday"

They all use the "heat index" or whatever the equivalent opposite of the wimp chill factor to make it appear hotter than it actually is.

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Re: Record HOT temps!
Posted by: still spring ()
Date: May 29, 2013 07:08PM

it reached 90 today and it didn't even FEEL like 90..the sun wasnt out for most of the time so it was a pretty manageable day

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Re: Record HOT temps!
Posted by: too hot to shit ()
Date: June 30, 2018 01:05PM

My A/C is busted and it is already hot as fuck in the house. I am seriously considering staying in one of those shitty motels on route 1 for a couple days. I need to shit now but I am too hot to shit!

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Re: Record HOT temps!
Posted by: iceballshowersetup ()
Date: June 30, 2018 01:14PM

too hot to shit Wrote:
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> My A/C is busted and it is already hot as fuck in
> the house. I am seriously considering staying in
> one of those shitty motels on route 1 for a couple
> days. I need to shit now but I am too hot to shit!


Friend been there. Get a fan, a strainer, pitcher filled with water and ice. Fill the strainer with ice, drop trou sit in toilet and place strainer on crotch and slowly pour the water over the ice and let it trickle down over your balls and asshole. You will cool down instantly and be able to shit!

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Re: Record HOT temps!
Posted by: told ya! ()
Date: June 30, 2018 01:15PM

believe in global warming yet?

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Re: Record HOT temps!
Posted by: Pentuple Dump Champion ()
Date: June 30, 2018 01:37PM

too hot to shit Wrote:
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> My A/C is busted and it is already hot as fuck in
> the house. I am seriously considering staying in
> one of those shitty motels on route 1 for a couple
> days. I need to shit now but I am too hot to shit!


That's what Starbux is for. Hang out there all day...bring in some Subway, set up camp...shit and piss all you like.

If you're a nigger you can move the tables and spread a blanket out for all your niglets. Call out for some KFC. No AC. No problem. There is absolutely no way any starbux employee will call the cops on anyone ever again for anything. Take your last shit right there in the lobby.

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Re: Record HOT temps!
Posted by: low budget lodging ()
Date: June 30, 2018 01:46PM

too hot to shit Wrote:
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> My A/C is busted and it is already hot as fuck in
> the house. I am seriously considering staying in
> one of those shitty motels on route 1 for a couple
> days. I need to shit now but I am too hot to shit!


Call the wolf trap motel. Tell them you are a contractor working at Fairfax Hospital, they have a special rate for that, less than 60 bucks. The contractor rooms are less than perfect but the wiFi is strong and the A-C is cold. Contractor rooms are mostly empty Friday thru Sunday so no reservations are needed. Oh the toilets work good too!

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Re: Record HOT temps!
Posted by: too hot to shit ()
Date: June 30, 2018 04:29PM

low budget lodging Wrote:
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> too hot to shit Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My A/C is busted and it is already hot as fuck
> in
> > the house. I am seriously considering staying
> in
> > one of those shitty motels on route 1 for a
> couple
> > days. I need to shit now but I am too hot to
> shit!
>
>
> Call the wolf trap motel. Tell them you are a
> contractor working at Fairfax Hospital, they have
> a special rate for that, less than 60 bucks. The
> contractor rooms are less than perfect but the
> wiFi is strong and the A-C is cold. Contractor
> rooms are mostly empty Friday thru Sunday so no
> reservations are needed. Oh the toilets work good
> too!


No shit! I called them and I'm going to try it out tonight. The contractor rate is $64 tho.

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Re: Record HOT temps!
Posted by: Cool as a mofo ()
Date: July 01, 2018 11:52AM

My heat pump is pumping heat out of the house like crazy. It is 64 degrees in here now. Heat pumps work so much better than air conditioners do.

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Re: Record HOT temps!
Posted by: too hot to shit ()
Date: July 08, 2018 02:17PM

My A-C is getting fixed tomorrow YAY!

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Re: Record HOT temps!
Posted by: LOL at NoVa trumptardz ()
Date: July 08, 2018 02:21PM

I live in Seattle where it is never too hot or too cold.

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Re: Record HOT temps!
Posted by: libs are funny ()
Date: July 08, 2018 02:26PM

LOL at NoVa trumptardz Wrote:
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> I live in Seattle where it is never too hot or too
> cold.


Then post on NECKBEARD BETA COCKSUCKERS Seattle Underground....faggot.

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Re: Record HOT temps!
Posted by: triggered trumptard response ()
Date: July 08, 2018 02:27PM

LOL! I sure made you angry!

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Re: Record HOT temps!
Posted by: that was years ago ()
Date: July 08, 2018 02:29PM

You guys have to comprehend better, that was posted many years ago. Some colleges offer a reading comprehension course at night. Pay attention, that's why folks like Liz Warren can lie and get away with shit. No one takes the time to reason.

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Re: Record HOT temps!
Posted by: nah, bro ()
Date: July 08, 2018 02:29PM

triggered trumptard response Wrote:
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> LOL! I sure made you angry!


I just hate mouthy libfags. Lame response in 3 2 1

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Re: Record HOT temps!
Posted by: you talk about fags a lot ()
Date: July 08, 2018 02:30PM

typical trumptard

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Re: Record HOT temps!
Posted by: you talk about fags a lot ()
Date: July 08, 2018 02:30PM

typical trumptard

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Re: Record HOT temps!
Posted by: HI Gerry ()
Date: July 08, 2018 02:32PM

Getting beat up under g2 name today, huh? Now respond, our resident bitch boy.

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Re: Record HOT temps!
Posted by: forum trumptard! LOLZ! ()
Date: July 08, 2018 05:43PM

His whole life revolves around stalking gerry on this forum! LOL!

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Re: Record HOT temps!
Posted by: Hey Gerry, I got an idea.. ()
Date: July 08, 2018 05:59PM

..maybe more than 1 person despises you...ya think?

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Re: Record HOT temps!
Posted by: trumptardz! LOLZ! ()
Date: July 08, 2018 06:02PM

How many people even browse this forum? Ten? Fifteen?

There is ONE trumptard.

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