A girl I know wants to slob my knob in the car Friday night. Some kind of kinky fetish thing she has going on. My question is, what kind of (if any) trouble can you get in if a cop happens to come by or somebody calls the cops? Nothing should be visible unless he comes right over and looks in the window.

This is one major fail thread. You only posted this to make it seem like you're going to have a sexual encounter. Who plans out blowjobs? Really?!

Public indecency and public lewd act. Misdemeanor charges. Pay a fine and it goes on your record. Comes off in 6 years.

So the inside of your car is a public place? I could understand on the hood or truck lid, but inside?

Stabitha Wrote:
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> A girl I know wants to slob my knob in the car
> Friday night.

Too many details, meaning this is a made up story. "A girl I know" really? Are you sure it isnt some prostitution thing from Craigslist? Why Friday night?


Some kind of kinky fetish thing she
> has going on.

Sucking dick in a car because you can't go in your house because your parents are home isn't a fetish.

My question is, what kind of (if
> any) trouble can you get in if a cop happens to
> come by or somebody calls the cops?

Now, lets think here. What are the odds that this would happen? "911 yes, someone is getting head in their car, send the swat team!"

Nothing should
> be visible unless he comes right over and looks in
> the window.

So then what was the point of this thread?

Stabitha Wrote:
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> So the inside of your car is a public place? I
> could understand on the hood or truck lid, but
> inside?


Yes, genius, because it's in public view.

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idontlikebeingrightaboutshitlikethisbutiam



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Stabithas hunny
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Stabitha Wrote:
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> So the inside of your car is a public place? I
> could understand on the hood or truck lid, but
> inside?


...where exactly are you going to be having this fake encounter at?

I have a house. That's not the issue. This is some crazy idea she has come up with...... the danger of getting caught factor or some shit.

Im not all in with the idea yet, but I do like BJ's. So if I have to get it in the car, so be it!

Well Wrote:
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> This is one major fail thread. You only posted
> this to make it seem like you're going to have a
> sexual encounter. Who plans out blowjobs? Really?!



I have to agree here. No one really worries about anything else besides getting a blowjob when getting a blowjob. And if this is your first time in a car then you must be a virgin to be having such a huge fear of cops busting you and having felt compelled to share this here.

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Stabitha Wrote:
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> I have a house. That's not the issue. This is some
> crazy idea she has come up with...... the danger
> of getting caught factor or some shit.
>
> Im not all in with the idea yet, but I do like
> BJ's. So if I have to get it in the car, so be it!


No one believes you. Too many details. Why Friday night? Who seriously plans out blowjobs? Most sexual encounters are spontaneous and usually more fun if it's a surprise she springs on you, like road head. The fact that you're worried about police shows you're very inexperienced and need to make up lies on the net.

"Hey, so on Friday, I'm going to suck your dick in your car!"
"Awesome! I have a whole 4 days to worry about cops!"

Really....?

No one believes me? Oh boo hoo hoo what shall I do?

Fap?


Stabitha Wrote:
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> No one believes me? Oh boo hoo hoo what shall I
> do?

You should be fine. Just use a little common sense. You're not parking in front of a MxDonald's are you? Just back into a spot with a fence behind you and scan the perimeter while she does her thing. If anybody gets anywhere near close enough to see what's going on, then tell her to pull head up until they pass.

Does she want to do this in a really crowded parking lot or something?

That's exactly what this tranny will be doing on Friday night, in its car, alone!

I'm confused, I thought Stabitha was a chick.

TheNorthman Wrote:
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> You should be fine. Just use a little common
> sense. You're not parking in front of a
> MxDonald's are you? Just back into a spot with a
> fence behind you and scan the perimeter while she
> does her thing. If anybody gets anywhere near
> close enough to see what's going on, then tell her
> to pull head up until they pass.
>
> Does she want to do this in a really crowded
> parking lot or something?

She claims she has a semi secluded place where she lives. But it's in the middle of condo townhouse suburbia.

TheNorthman Wrote:
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> You should be fine. Just use a little common
> sense. You're not parking in front of a
> MxDonald's are you? Just back into a spot with a
> fence behind you and scan the perimeter while she
> does her thing. If anybody gets anywhere near
> close enough to see what's going on, then tell her
> to pull head up until they pass.
>
> Does she want to do this in a really crowded
> parking lot or something?


She actually needs to keep her head down. Pulling her head up will be more than obvious. You guys have never gotten road head I see. It's pretty much impossible for anyone to see what's going on!

Is it a hooker on a "car date"?

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Since when Wrote:
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> I'm confused, I thought Stabitha was a chick.


And what made you think that?

WingNut Wrote:
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> Is it a hooker on a "car date"?


+1

Stabitha Wrote:
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> No one believes me? Oh boo hoo hoo what shall I
> do?


No guy types or says things like this, unless he's a faggot!

Any and every hetero male when asked this question would say 'why wait - lets try now!' OP is bogus period. If that didnt work no hetero male would care about 'charges' give me a break.

Girl or gay but not hetero male.

"kinky fetish thing"? Not in my book its just an outdoor blowjob. My gf once gave me one on 495 and I was going between 30 and 65 depending on how hard she sucked. I was sure I was going to wreck but who the hell stops a nice blow job. I am sure the cops would have pieced together what happened with our dead bodies, me with my pants down to my knees and her mouth with my DNA.

nowaya Wrote:
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> Any and every hetero male when asked this question
> would say 'why wait - lets try now!' OP is bogus
> period. If that didnt work no hetero male would
> care about 'charges' give me a break.
>
> Girl or gay but not hetero male.

Hahah! Exactly what I was saying! This is the most pathetic and lame attempt at trying to seem like a non virgin I've ever seen on this website! It's so sad it's fucking hilarious!

I've gotten my D wet a few times in the car before. You got nothing to worry about, cuz you can see the bright headlights of any cars approaching your lovemobile from a good distance away. Gives you plenty of time to get them drawrs up before anyone gets close enough to see what's really going on.

The times I've got some in a car wasn't like a fetish thing at all.... just was convenient at the moment for us. Like, I boned a girl in my vehicle out front of a party, cuz there was no where else to do it. The tinted windows and elevation helped too.

Another time was just kinda spontaneous hornyness after some dranking.

 



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Heh, its always the lamest, fugliest, most likely gets no puss guy that accuses people of being virgins.

ALWAYS

 

friskydingo Wrote:
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> Heh, its always the lamest, fugliest, most likely
> gets no puss guy that accuses people of being
> virgins.
>
> ALWAYS


Heh, its always the lamest, fugliest, most likely gets no puss guy that calls out people who accuse people of being
virgins.

ALWAYS

I was just sayin

 

Anyone who's actually gotten any, anywhere doesn't ask stupid ass questions such as these. This is a made up story anyway.

Well Wrote:
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> This is one major fail thread. You only posted
> this to make it seem like you're going to have a
> sexual encounter. Who plans out blowjobs? Really?!


+1

Correct answer.

Also, a big hint that it was a fantasy is that OP was Stabitha.

You've never had a blow job in a car???

I always thought Stabitha was female. Not many guy's names end in "A". Stabitha sounds a lot like Tabitha, the good little witch from "Bewitched".

Stabitha is a play on the name Tabitha, popularized by the Simpsons.

Why a man would call himself Stabitha is anyone's guess, but I'm willing to bet that he was confused over the meaning of the name.

Maybe he/she/it just enjoys watching you nitwits debating and arguing over his/her/its gender?

If this isn't a load of crap...........prepare for a beat down.

Not real spontaneous when you are told "I want to suck your cock at exactly X:XX o'clock in parking space X of my neighborhood on day X."

All she left out was "Have your cock ready and I'll start sucking as soon as my ex/brother/pimp/parole officer/gang leader pulls up"

Vexxxed Wrote:
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> If this isn't a load of crap...........prepare for
> a beat down.
>
> Not real spontaneous when you are told "I want to
> suck your cock at exactly X:XX o'clock in parking
> space X of my neighborhood on day X."
>
> All she left out was "Have your cock ready and
> I'll start sucking as soon as my
> ex/brother/pimp/parole officer/gang leader pulls
> up"


Either that or you have to watch out for perverts like Vexxxed and friskydingo trying to sneak a peek, since neither of them ever get any.

beware Wrote:
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> Vexxxed Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If this isn't a load of crap...........prepare
> for
> > a beat down.
> >
> > Not real spontaneous when you are told "I want
> to
> > suck your cock at exactly X:XX o'clock in
> parking
> > space X of my neighborhood on day X."
> >
> > All she left out was "Have your cock ready and
> > I'll start sucking as soon as my
> > ex/brother/pimp/parole officer/gang leader
> pulls
> > up"
>
>
> Either that or you have to watch out for perverts
> like Vexxxed and friskydingo trying to sneak a
> peek, since neither of them ever get any.


Hey Lizzie.........I've been meaning to ask you something.

Did you have to blow Cary to get your criminal record removed from this site?

Is that what you "came back to get accomplished"?

Vexxxed Wrote:
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> Hey Lizzie.........I've been meaning to ask you
> something.
>
> Did you have to blow Cary to get your criminal
> record removed from this site?
>
> Is that what you "came back to get accomplished"?




That is very interesting, the court system still seems to have her record available.

From http://www.courts.state.va.us/caseinfo/




3/01/2011

Locality : COMMONWEALTH OF VA

Name : WELLS, MONIQUE

Status : Released On RecognizanceDefense Attorney : PINKOWSKI,J 385-0060 6/22/11
Address : FAIRFAX, VA 22030AKA1 : AKA2 : 
Sex : FemaleRace : Black(Non-Hispanic)DOB : 01/25/****

Charge : SALE, DISTRIBUTE MARIJUANA
Code Section : 18.2-248.1Case Type : MisdemeanorClass : 1
Offense Date : 02/27/2011Arrest Date : 02/27/2011Complainant : MINNICH OFC

06/21/201109:30 AMFinalizedAdjudicatory100Guilty

Disposition Information

Final Disposition :  Guilty


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08/13/2012

Locality : COMMONWEALTH OF VA

Name : WELLS, MONIQUE DANETTE

Status : BailDefense Attorney : PUBLIC DEFENDER 703-934-5600
Address : FAIRFAX, VA 22030AKA1 : AKA2 : 
Sex : FemaleRace : Black(Non-Hispanic)DOB : 01/25/****

Charge : ASSLT: ON LAW ENF/DOC PERSON
Code Section : 18.2-57Case Type : FelonyClass : 6
Offense Date : 08/10/2012Arrest Date : 08/10/2012Complainant : HAWKINS, A E
Amended Charge : ASSAULT: (MISDEMEANOR)Amended Code : 18.2-57Amended Case Type : Misdemeanor

10/15/2012 02:00PM FINALIZED PRELIMINARY 1E GUILTY

Disposition Information

Final Disposition : Guilty
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Cary,

How does one go about having information removed from your database?

Are there special forms that need to be filled out?

Pwned

good thread

Im not sure it matters at this point, but that is NOT who is going to give me a car BJ Friday night.

Start you own thread fuckers!

sounds pretty kinky

How do you guys post pictures and forms? All I can do is post links.

Priapus Wrote:
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> How do you guys post pictures and forms? All I can
> do is post links.
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LOL

Did it happen? How was it?

Started with a hand job and then....

If I become governor one of the first things I will do is make it illegal to commit sodomy between gay or heterosexual consenting partners.

The bible says it is a sin, therefore our constitution should also.

Got it! Very sloppy and she swallowed every drop! And no interuptions.

It's Saturday, knew this was a lie and it's actually Sunday, mega lie

Stabitha Wrote:
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> Got it! Very sloppy and she swallowed every drop!
> And no interuptions.

Your first and last blowjob. Now you can finally go through with killing yourself. Too bad you'll still die a virgin!

No one believes you or cares Wrote:
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> It's Saturday, knew this was a lie and it's
> actually Sunday, mega lie

Sometimes you have to rearrange the BJ schedule bro, You'll find out after you grow a penis.

I'll get on that as soon as you tell me what kit you used to grow yours!

Stabitha Wrote:
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> Got it! Very sloppy and she swallowed every drop!
> And no interuptions.


Sounds great

Bump!

So glad I could propel this idiotic thread by the little zit face Stabitha to bumpable status.

I feel future generations that come on to this board, see Stabithas sophomoric statements on race, religion, and politics should know he wrote these words above.

Who the hell schedules a blow job? Jesus christ what a dweeb

Awww shucks......you really dont need to immortalize me! But thank you!

I know, you got it from the chick on the right, in the black who apparently "almost fucked you"

Stabitha Wrote:
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> A boy I know wants to slob my knob in the car
> Friday night. Some kind of kinky fetish thing he
> has going on. My question is, what kind of (if
> any) trouble can you get in if a cop happens to
> come by or somebody calls the cops? Nothing should
> be visible unless he comes right over and looks in
> the window and sees me sucking a cock

Twinks Wrote:
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> Stabitha Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A boy I know wants to slob my knob in the car
> > Friday night. Some kind of kinky fetish thing
> he
> > has going on. My question is, what kind of (if
> > any) trouble can you get in if a cop happens to
> > come by or somebody calls the cops? Nothing
> should
> > be visible unless he comes right over and looks
> in
> > the window and sees me sucking a cock

If you get caught,have her blow the cop.If its a lady cop it'll be your turn.

That time Faggitha introduce himself to us as a kinky fetish loving knob slob blow job scheduler.

That fucker is ice cold.




Pictures unrelated





SLOB ON MY KNOB - the rap

Stabitha is either one of the people in the video, or has physically abused one of the people in the video

https://youtu.be/u1nPygM-Huw





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This must have been during a very slow time for FU. How did such a dumb topic get so much attention?

The funniest part of the thread is that someone managed to bring in lizzie's criminal record.......like almost every thread in the last 5 years LOL

What happened to Stabitha anyway?

Crescendo Wrote:
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> This must have been during a very slow time for
> FU. How did such a dumb topic get so much
> attention?
>
> The funniest part of the thread is that someone
> managed to bring in lizzie's criminal
> record.......like almost every thread in the last
> 5 years LOL
>
> What happened to Stabitha anyway?


Oh you mean how the thread didn't implode into a Fox News/CNN comment thread about irrelevant bullshit that no one gives a fuck about, or how it didn't include the douchebag who calls everyone nig nogs.

Oh wait, that is what happened with Stabitha, he became that tool.

I thought this was a services offered/job opening for Megan.

That Dude Wrote:
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> I thought this was a services offered/job opening
> for Megan.

So you're saying you thought there was a position that needed to be filled?

someone's going to loose a tooth making those photos when a door gets opened unexpectedly. also: don't run with scissors.

We miss you stabitha. It's been months but I still can't understand why you ate that trashbag of dog shit. You had to know it would be lethal, but then again we all know that you were a ward of the state. We love you always.

#NeverForgetNigNogFaggots

You are a loser who posts on this forum on the weekends. By the time you respond to this I will no longer give a wales fuck, but I do love necro'ing your stupid ass 12 year old bullshit Greg.

T.J. Sadler loves smoking pole.

What kind of retard asks an internet forum what he should do with regards to getting a blowjob?

Stabitha, I am disappointed in you. I thought you were one of the lesser degenerates on this site, however, you have shown that you are in fact one of the bigger fucktards that hangs out here.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Oh no! Not the cops! They will see my little teenie weenie! And then they might tell my mom and step-dad! I'll lose my devices for a week!