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Hall of Fame- For bad songs
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: May 06, 2013 07:48PM

It seems like there are lots of Halls of Fame these days, but oddly enough, there doesn't seem to be one for awful music. You know, songs with stupid lyrics, bland and non creative chords structures and just bad songs in general.

So, we of FFU should make out own. It's a bummer embedding is gone, but submit your nominees for the FFU Bad Music Hall of Fame (shame).

I'll start with one someone posted here recently. These is a small sample of the lyrics that she must have wrestled with for weeks, trying to get the words just right.

The big record companies listened and thought "This is the most horrid, insipid and mindless drivel we've ever heard, so people should love it!" And they were right.

Friday - Rebecca Black

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0

(Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Seven a.m., waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein' everything, the time is goin'
Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend



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Re: Hall of Fame- For bad songs
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: May 06, 2013 07:53PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzlNFcT2aOE

Hot Chelle Rae 'Tonight, Tonight"

I don't know if I'll make it
But watch how good I'll fake it
It's all right, all right, tonight, tonight

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Re: Hall of Fame- For bad songs
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: May 06, 2013 08:05PM

"Single Ladies" Beyoncé sucks ass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m1EFMoRFvY

I know it gets the chicks going at some clubs and events, but it bites musically.

It's ingenious though, because it is so marketed to the target audience of the song title.


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Re: Hall of Fame- For bad songs
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: May 06, 2013 08:06PM

Alt-J - "Fitzpleasure"

http://youtu.be/npvNPORFXpc


I want to throttle every hipster responsible for giving this band airplay.

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Re: Hall of Fame- For bad songs
Posted by: Young Curmudgeon ()
Date: May 06, 2013 08:08PM

Beyonce and Pink have both made careers out of screaming meaningless lyrics. Neither is particularly talented, but both know how to exploit auto-tune and clueless fans.

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Re: Hall of Fame- For bad songs
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: May 06, 2013 08:09PM

Fun "Some Nights"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQkBeOisNM0

Guy sings with a weird cadence, reminds me of Paul Simon's Graceland, kinda African.

Over emoting, unlistenable.

I try to bear an hour or so of the "latest hits" every so often, I turn this motherfucker quick.


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Re: Hall of Fame- For bad songs
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: May 06, 2013 08:20PM

Young Curmudgeon Wrote:
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> Beyonce and Pink have both made careers out of
> screaming meaningless lyrics. Neither is
> particularly talented, but both know how to
> exploit auto-tune and clueless fans.

This one gets turned off really quick too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUvYR2ZYjVY

I disagree with you on Pink, I think she has a voice, just her songwriting and style is suck.


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Re: Hall of Fame- For bad songs
Posted by: Dumb fuck stabitha ()
Date: May 06, 2013 08:22PM

Pink doesn't use auto tune, fag.

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Re: Hall of Fame- For bad songs
Posted by: Young Curmudgeon ()
Date: May 06, 2013 08:24PM

Dumb fuck stabitha Wrote:
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> Pink doesn't use auto tune, fag.

Almost all modern artists use auto tune, even if it's minimal.

P.S.: You just confirmed my "clueless fan" comment.



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Re: Hall of Fame- For bad songs
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: May 06, 2013 08:27PM

Any song by Black Eyed Peas, especially that Tonight's gonna be a good night song.

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Re: Hall of Fame- For bad songs
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: May 06, 2013 08:29PM

WingNut Wrote:
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> Fun "Some Nights"
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQkBeOisNM0

I can't believe these guys are playing Ozzfest this year.

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Re: Hall of Fame- For bad songs
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 06, 2013 08:35PM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> Alt-J - "Fitzpleasure"
>
> http://youtu.be/npvNPORFXpc
>
>
> I want to throttle every hipster responsible for
> giving this band airplay.




Ugh. What did I just listen to? What a pretentious video.

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Re: Hall of Fame- For bad songs
Posted by: Young Curmudgeon ()
Date: May 06, 2013 08:37PM

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> Any song by Black Eyed Peas, especially that
> Tonight's gonna be a good night song.

They are almost unique in how bad they are. Their Super Bowl halftime show was one of the worst in the event's history. And somehow they're popular.

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Re: Hall of Fame- For bad songs
Posted by: Example ass wipe ()
Date: May 06, 2013 08:37PM

Young Curmudgeon Wrote:
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> Dumb fuck stabitha Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Pink doesn't use auto tune, fag.
>
> Almost all modern artists use auto tune, even if
> it's minimal.
>
> P.S.: You just confirmed my "clueless fan"
> comment.

Find a pink auto tuned song

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Re: Hall of Fame- For bad songs
Posted by: Young Curmudgeon ()
Date: May 06, 2013 08:41PM

Example ass wipe Wrote:
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> Find a pink auto tuned song

Take a look at any of them. It's not grossly noticeable, but if you have a decent ear, you can hear it.

By the way, constantly insulting me makes you look like a 15 year old fan girl who hasn't been exposed to anything decent.

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Re: Hall of Fame- For bad songs
Posted by: No example? Fuck face? ()
Date: May 06, 2013 08:45PM

Young Curmudgeon Wrote:
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> Example ass wipe Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Find a pink auto tuned song
>
> Take a look at any of them. It's not grossly
> noticeable, but if you have a decent ear, you can
> hear it.
>
> By the way, constantly insulting me makes you look
> like a 15 year old fan girl who hasn't been
> exposed to anything decent.


You dont even know her music. You are ASSuming. Asshole..shut the hell up you dumbass fake know it all piece of trash.

No examples because you are clueless.

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Re: Hall of Fame- For bad songs
Posted by: Suckage ()
Date: May 06, 2013 08:47PM

"Closing Time" by Semisonic.

Contrived, redundant, whiny performance, less redeeming musical value than a urinal cake. The reason that it gets played in bars is that they know that it's so fucking horrible you'll leave just to get away from it.

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Re: Hall of Fame- For bad songs
Posted by: Young Curmudgeon ()
Date: May 06, 2013 08:49PM

No example? Fuck face? Wrote:
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> You dont even know her music. You are ASSuming.
> Asshole..shut the hell up you dumbass fake know it
> all piece of trash.
>
> No examples because you are clueless.

You keep proving my point; you're a 15 year old girl. Shouldn't you be doing homework or something?

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Re: Hall of Fame- For bad songs
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: May 06, 2013 08:52PM

I always thought Pink blew, but could probably scream out some rock tunes if given the chance. I think her pipes are OK.

I've never noticed an obvious autotune like Britney Spears or Cher, maybe I don't have the audio skills.


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Re: Hall of Fame- For bad songs
Posted by: Young Curmudgeon ()
Date: May 06, 2013 08:53PM

WingNut Wrote:
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> I've never noticed an obvious autotune like
> Britney Spears or Cher, maybe I don't have the
> audio skills.

It's tough to do sometimes. You have to pay attention to little slips that mysteriously get covered up.

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Re: Hall of Fame- For bad songs
Posted by: ex-Lester ()
Date: May 06, 2013 08:53PM

Wasn't Fergie and Black-Toed Peas repeat offenders?

Gwen Stefani had a bunch of bad ones, including the song that featured yodeling at the start.

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Re: Hall of Fame- For bad songs
Posted by: Green ()
Date: May 06, 2013 08:58PM

Young Curmudgeon Wrote:
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> WingNut Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I've never noticed an obvious autotune like
> > Britney Spears or Cher, maybe I don't have the
> > audio skills.
>
> It's tough to do sometimes. You have to pay
> attention to little slips that mysteriously get
> covered up.


Virtually all produced music has little slips that get covered up. That doesn't mean it's auto-tuned.

I wouldn't put Pink in that category either. She's got more talent than most similar pop-styled singers.

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Re: Hall of Fame- For bad songs
Posted by: Still clueless, shit stain? ()
Date: May 06, 2013 09:01PM

Young Curmudgeon Wrote:
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> No example? Fuck face? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You dont even know her music. You are ASSuming.
> > Asshole..shut the hell up you dumbass fake know
> it
> > all piece of trash.
> >
> > No examples because you are clueless.
>
> You keep proving my point; you're a 15 year old
> girl. Shouldn't you be doing homework or
> something?


No one cares about your point. You have no clue what you are talking about. You and your " decent" ear can go fuck itself.

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Re: Hall of Fame- For bad songs
Posted by: Shut up, liar ()
Date: May 06, 2013 09:02PM

Young Curmudgeon Wrote:
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> WingNut Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I've never noticed an obvious autotune like
> > Britney Spears or Cher, maybe I don't have the
> > audio skills.
>
> It's tough to do sometimes. You have to pay
> attention to little slips that mysteriously get
> covered up.



Oh , he has magic ears. Idiot.

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Re: Hall of Fame- For bad songs
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: May 06, 2013 09:03PM

eesh Wrote:
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>
> Ugh. What did I just listen to? What a pretentious
> video.


Their album was a big chart hit in England last winter and that song gets played alot on indie radio. I'm sure alt-J has played at the American festivals like SXSW and hipsters love it.

It's awful.

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Re: Hall of Fame- For bad songs
Posted by: Young Curmudgeon ()
Date: May 06, 2013 09:59PM

Still clueless, shit stain? Wrote:
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> No one cares about your point. You have no clue
> what you are talking about. You and your " decent"
> ear can go fuck itself.

The truth hurts, doesn't it. Go to sleep, little girl. You have school tomorrow.

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Re: Hall of Fame- For bad songs
Date: May 06, 2013 10:00PM

The thong song

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Re: Hall of Fame- For bad songs
Posted by: Still yapping? ()
Date: May 06, 2013 10:25PM

Young Curmudgeon Wrote:
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> Still clueless, shit stain? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > No one cares about your point. You have no clue
> > what you are talking about. You and your "
> decent"
> > ear can go fuck itself.
>
> The truth hurts, doesn't it. Go to sleep, little
> girl. You have school tomorrow.


What truth? Get real. The truth is you are an arrogant douche making statements that you dont know anything about. Now go jerk off your 2 inch dick.

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Re: Hall of Fame- For bad songs
Posted by: Young Curmudgeon ()
Date: May 06, 2013 10:39PM

Still yapping? Wrote:
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> What truth? Get real. The truth is I am an
> arrogant douche making statements that I dont
> know anything about. I'm going to jerk off my 2 inch
> dick.

There, I fixed it for you.

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Re: Hall of Fame- For bad songs
Posted by: Auto tune my ass ()
Date: May 06, 2013 10:47PM

Young Curmudgeon Wrote:
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> Still yapping? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What truth? Get real. The truth is I am an
> > arrogant douche making statements that I dont
> > know anything about. I'm going to jerk off my 2
> inch
> > dick.
>
> There, I fixed it for you.


Yawn.

You are such an expert on all things. Bwhahaha.

" i have a decent ear ". Still a clueless douche.

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Re: Hall of Fame- For bad songs
Posted by: Young Curmudgeon ()
Date: May 06, 2013 10:53PM

Have I personally attacked you at all? NO. All I have done is state MY OPINION about a modern pop star. You seem to be having a really hard time accepting what MY OPINION is.



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Re: Hall of Fame- For bad songs
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: May 06, 2013 11:10PM

All rap and hip hop

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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo

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Re: Hall of Fame- For bad songs
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: May 06, 2013 11:33PM

This is some half-rent "rapper"/pimp who was killed on the Las Vegas Blvd this Winter.

This is absolutely the shitfuckiest rap you will ever hear in your life.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present you with "Kenny Clutch"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CIpf2cBFHE

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Re: Hall of Fame- For bad songs
Posted by: bzzzztttt ()
Date: May 06, 2013 11:41PM

WingNut Wrote:
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> This is some half-rent "rapper"/pimp who was
> killed on the Las Vegas Blvd this Winter.
>
> This is absolutely the shitfuckiest rap you will
> ever hear in your life.
>
> Ladies and Gentlemen, I present you with "Kenny
> Clutch"
>
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CIpf2cBFHE


We need to disqualify or at least put rap/hip hop in its own separate category since +90% of it is absolute shit.

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Re: Hall of Fame- For bad songs
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: May 07, 2013 07:17AM

WingNut Wrote:
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> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzlNFcT2aOE
>
> Hot Chelle Rae 'Tonight, Tonight"
>
> I don't know if I'll make it
> But watch how good I'll fake it
> It's all right, all right, tonight, tonight


THAT shit was terrible

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Re: Hall of Fame- For bad songs
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: May 07, 2013 07:18AM

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> WingNut Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzlNFcT2aOE
> >
> > Hot Chelle Rae 'Tonight, Tonight"
> >
> > I don't know if I'll make it
> > But watch how good I'll fake it
> > It's all right, all right, tonight, tonight
>
>
> THAT shit was terrible


a close second

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSD4vsh1zDA

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