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Reader needs help.
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Dear Abby
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Date: August 25, 2008 12:49PM
Dear Abby:
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What’s worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.
Also, since he lost his job five years ago, he hasn’t even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and bulls..t with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills.
Since our daughter went away to college he doesn’t even pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?
Signed, Clueless
Dear Clueless:
Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don’t need him anymore. You’re a United States Senator from New York! Act like one!
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What’s worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.
Also, since he lost his job five years ago, he hasn’t even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and bulls..t with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills.
Since our daughter went away to college he doesn’t even pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?
Signed, Clueless
Dear Clueless:
Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don’t need him anymore. You’re a United States Senator from New York! Act like one!
Re: Reader needs help.
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Limping and Loveless
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Date: August 25, 2008 01:20PM
Dear Abby-
My husband left me for a younger, wealthier woman. What makes matters worse is that I waited for him for 5 1/2 years while he was a POW in Vietnam. During that time, I was in a car accident and developed a limp. When my husband returned from Vietnam, my limp displeased him greatly. Soon, he was running around with many other women before settling on the daughter of a beer baron, who was also a convicted felon with ties to the mob. Needless to say, he left me and his children destitute.
My question for you is that his new wife keeps calling me up and asking if she can borrow some of the pills I take for pain associated with my limp. Do you think this is rude? What should I do?
Signed,
Limping and Loveless
Dear Limping and Loveless:
You will have to forgive your husband. He obviously suffers from PTSD due to his time as a POW. You should appreciate the fact you no longer have him in your life. Who knows what crazy thing he will do to those who put their trust in him. Consider yourself lucky.
As for the new wife, I'm sure she makes enough money to find her drugs somewhere else.
My husband left me for a younger, wealthier woman. What makes matters worse is that I waited for him for 5 1/2 years while he was a POW in Vietnam. During that time, I was in a car accident and developed a limp. When my husband returned from Vietnam, my limp displeased him greatly. Soon, he was running around with many other women before settling on the daughter of a beer baron, who was also a convicted felon with ties to the mob. Needless to say, he left me and his children destitute.
My question for you is that his new wife keeps calling me up and asking if she can borrow some of the pills I take for pain associated with my limp. Do you think this is rude? What should I do?
Signed,
Limping and Loveless
Dear Limping and Loveless:
You will have to forgive your husband. He obviously suffers from PTSD due to his time as a POW. You should appreciate the fact you no longer have him in your life. Who knows what crazy thing he will do to those who put their trust in him. Consider yourself lucky.
As for the new wife, I'm sure she makes enough money to find her drugs somewhere else.
Re: Reader needs help.
Posted by:
FUNdamental
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Date: August 25, 2008 02:24PM
Bruce Springsteen willl sing a few songs in Denver before Obama's speach.
The lyrics to Glory Days will be modified for the event, to
I had a friend was a Navy pilot guy
Back in Indian Country
He could crash that Skyhawk so fast
Make you look like an ace, boy
Saw him the other night at the Sturgis rally
I was walking in, he was offering Cin
We went back inside sat down had a few drinks
But all he kept talking about was
POW days well they’ll pass you by
POW days in the wink of the first wife’s eye
POW days, POW days
Well there’s Cindy that lives up the block
Back in school she could turn all the boy’s heads
Sometimes on a friday i’ll stop by
And pop a few pills after she puts the old man to bed
Her husband John, well, he calls her a cunt
I guess it’s gone on twenty years by now
We just sit around talking about the old times,
She says when she feels like crying
She starts laughing thinking about
OxyCon days well they’ll pass you by
OxyCon days in the wink of his first wife’s eye
OxyCon days, OxyCon days
Now i think i’m going down to the DNC tonight
And i’m going to drink till i get my fill
And i hope when i get old i don’t sit around thinking about it
But i probably will
Yeah, just sitting back trying to recapture
A little of the glory of, well time slips away
And leaves you with nothing mister but
Boring stories of her "trollup" days
The lyrics to Glory Days will be modified for the event, to
I had a friend was a Navy pilot guy
Back in Indian Country
He could crash that Skyhawk so fast
Make you look like an ace, boy
Saw him the other night at the Sturgis rally
I was walking in, he was offering Cin
We went back inside sat down had a few drinks
But all he kept talking about was
POW days well they’ll pass you by
POW days in the wink of the first wife’s eye
POW days, POW days
Well there’s Cindy that lives up the block
Back in school she could turn all the boy’s heads
Sometimes on a friday i’ll stop by
And pop a few pills after she puts the old man to bed
Her husband John, well, he calls her a cunt
I guess it’s gone on twenty years by now
We just sit around talking about the old times,
She says when she feels like crying
She starts laughing thinking about
OxyCon days well they’ll pass you by
OxyCon days in the wink of his first wife’s eye
OxyCon days, OxyCon days
Now i think i’m going down to the DNC tonight
And i’m going to drink till i get my fill
And i hope when i get old i don’t sit around thinking about it
But i probably will
Yeah, just sitting back trying to recapture
A little of the glory of, well time slips away
And leaves you with nothing mister but
Boring stories of her "trollup" days
Re: Reader needs help.
Posted by:
TRICKIE
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Date: August 25, 2008 05:34PM
What is wrong with Cindy McCain's eyes? They look like ghost eyes.
Trickie
Trickie
Re: Reader needs help.
Posted by:
Peanut Farmer
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Date: August 25, 2008 07:22PM
Dear Abby
I confess. Barack is my son and I'm sure his administration will be every bit as successful as mine.
Jimmy
ps Don't tell Amy.
I confess. Barack is my son and I'm sure his administration will be every bit as successful as mine.
Jimmy
ps Don't tell Amy.