and she sent this email out to the house


If you just opened this like I told you to, tie yourself down to whatever chair you're sitting in, because this email is going to be a rough fucking ride.

For those of you that have your heads stuck under rocks, which apparently is the majority of this chapter, we have been FUCKING UP in terms of night time events and general social interactions with Sigma Nu. I've been getting texts on texts about people LITERALLY being so fucking AWKWARD and so fucking BORING. If you're reading this right now and saying to yourself "But oh em gee Julia, I've been having so much fun with my sisters this week!", then punch yourself in the face right now so that I don't have to fucking find you on campus to do it myself.

I do not give a flying fuck, and Sigma Nu does not give a flying fuck, about how much you fucking love to talk to your sisters. You have 361 days out of the fucking year to talk to sisters, and this week is NOT, I fucking repeat NOT ONE OF THEM. This week is about fostering relationships in the greek community, and that's not fucking possible if you're going to stand around and talk to each other and not our matchup. Newsflash you stupid cocks: FRATS DON'T LIKE BORING SORORITIES. Oh wait, DOUBLE FUCKING NEWSFLASH: SIGMA NU IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US IF WE FUCKING SUCK, which by the way in case you're an idiot and need it spelled out for you, WE FUCKING SUCK SO FAR. This also applies to you little shits that have talked openly about post gaming at a different frat IN FRONT OF SIGMA NU BROTHERS. Are you people fucking retarded? That's not a rhetorical question, I LITERALLY want you to email me back telling me if you're mentally slow so I can make sure you don't go to anymore night time events. If Sigma Nu openly said "Yeah we're gonna invite Zeta over", would you be happy? WOULD YOU? No you wouldn't, so WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO IT TO THEM?? IN FRONT OF THEM?!! First of all, you SHOULDN'T be post gaming at other frats, I don't give a FUCK if your boyfriend is in it, if your brother is in it, or if your entire family is in that frat. YOU DON'T GO. YOU. DON'T. GO. And you ESPECIALLY do fucking NOT convince other girls to leave with you.

"But Julia!", you say in a whiny little bitch voice to your computer screen as you read this email, "I've been cheering on our teams at all the sports, doesn't that count for something?" NO YOU STUPID FUCKING ASS HATS, IT FUCKING DOESN'T. DO YOU WANNA KNOW FUCKING WHY?!! IT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN FUCKING UP AT SOBER FUCKING EVENTS TOO. I've not only gotten texts about people being fucking WEIRD at sports (for example, being stupid shits and saying stuff like "durr what's kickball?" is not fucking funny), but I've gotten texts about people actually cheering for the opposing team. The opposing. Fucking. Team. ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?!! I don't give a SHIT about sportsmanship, YOU CHEER FOR OUR GODDAMN TEAM AND NOT THE OTHER ONE, HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN TO A SPORTS GAME? ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND? Or are you just so fucking dense about what it means to make people like you that you think being a good little supporter of the greek community is going to make our matchup happy? Well it's time someone told you, NO ONE FUCKING LIKES THAT, ESPECIALLY OUR FUCKING MATCHUP. I will fucking cunt punt the next person I hear about doing something like that, and I don't give a fuck if you SOR me, I WILL FUCKING ASSAULT YOU.

"Ohhh Julia, I'm now crying because your email has made me oh so so sad". Well good. If this email applies to you in any way, meaning if you are a little asswipe that stands in the corners at night or if you're a weird shit that does weird shit during the day, this following message is for you:

DO NOT GO TO TONIGHT'S EVENT.

I'm not fucking kidding. Don't go. Seriously, if you have done ANYTHING I've mentioned in this email and have some rare disease where you're unable to NOT do these things, then you are HORRIBLE, I repeat, HORRIBLE PR FOR THIS CHAPTER. I would rather have 40 girls that are fun, talk to boys, and not fucking awkward than 80 that are fucking faggots. If you are one of the people that have told me "Oh nooo boo hoo I can't talk to boys I'm too sober", then I pity you because I don't know how you got this far in life, and with that in mind don't fucking show up unless you're going to stop being a goddamn cock block for our chapter. Seriously. I swear to fucking God if I see anyone being a goddamn boner at tonight's event, I will tell you to leave even if you're sober. I'm not even kidding. Try me.

And for those of you who are offended at this email, I would apologize but I really don't give a fuck. Go fuck yourself.

Who fucking cares?

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Why is FUNdamental interested in college girls?

... a white people problem.

Wow, I want my time back. That bitch really sucks if her whole life is her sorority.

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If you remember when he was outed (oops i mean radiophile was outed) he's a pasty older white nerdy guy who tries to hang out with younger women, a sad and angry person.

Wrong, I hang out with my wife and kids.

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Do you call your son "buddy"?

Awww, sounds like Julia has a little crush on someone in Sigma Nu, how cute!

 

I wonder if she is hot

 

No, no one who writes such an E mail can be hot.

That is the work of one ugly girl.

That's nothing. I was in a fraternity in college and we had far worse. At our meetings people use to bitch the shit out of each other. We had no problem telling a brother he had fucked up to his face in our meetings.

We need a picture of her to be sure, maybe she has redeeming qualities after all.

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> That is the work of one ugly girl.

Agreed. Sounds like the writing of a drunk fat girl.

My sister said she is the black girl in the back.
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I wonder how the black girl feels knowing she is a token used by the sorority to project a diverse image...

any newds of the slut in the middle?

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The links below are of the girl who wrote this email

*edit: clarification

http://boston.barstoolsports.com/featured/reader-email-this-smoke-from-maryland-just-wrote-the-best-letter-to-her-sorority-in-the-history-of-letters-because-she-was-unhappy-with-their-greek-week-performance/

http://www.thefrisky.com/2013-04-19/meet-rebecca-martinson-the-rabid-sorority-sister-from-delta-gamma/



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No, but here she is after she marries you....



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Here are some pics. Note the original file name does not appear to have been modified (fb file format) making it a link of sorts in and of itself.
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Sororities/Frats are for people who can't stand/do things on their own...like make friends...or decisions. I've yet to meet one of these people who, in a one on one situation, doesn't reek of desperation in one way or another.

"But it looks great on a resume!". Suckadick. It only looks good on a resume to other frat/sorority brothers and sisters who want to hire more "Yes!" men and women. We have become an entire nation of "Yes!" men and women...

Ugh. I'd lament on how much i dislike our society, but I'd probably be investigated as a domestic terrorist...

I'd like to see her breasts.

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Thanks Northy. Pleasantly surprised she's hotter than I thought.

Yeah she's not bad at all.


Google image search of her name turned up a couple more.
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> Sororities/Frats are for people who can't stand/do
> things on their own...like make friends...or
> decisions. I've yet to meet one of these people
> who, in a one on one situation, doesn't reek of
> desperation in one way or another.





Still not as bad as the Masons that meet up to get drunk.

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> Sororities/Frats are for people who can't stand/do
> things on their own...like make friends...or
> decisions. I've yet to meet one of these people
> who, in a one on one situation, doesn't reek of
> desperation in one way or another.



That's not true

 

Face of a cow but an ass of an angel. She needs to be fucked in the ass.

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Wow, she's a real winner, huh?

And...sigh...she has just TOTALLY reinforced my 40-year-old image of the Greek system.

Look up the word "Cunt" in your Websters, you'll see her picture.

So she wasn't as over-privileged and wealthy as the rest of her tweets suggest. I wonder where she was working that she made sandwiches for people....



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> a/
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> Wow, she's a real winner, huh?
>
> And...sigh...she has just TOTALLY reinforced my
> 40-year-old image of the Greek system.



That site has a great name

and she is kinda... not too hot. Big face and acne scars.

 

I guess her other pics ain't sooo bad

 

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Someday they will be making prospective employers say "Next!".

Where is she from originally? Is it MD or sumwhere else?

 

I offer her the services of my greek skills

Alison Haislip reads and dramatizes the letter. Comedy gold.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQB812PtvgE&feature=player_embedded

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I wonder if subway employees think that way as a whole because i'm going to be filing a complaint with their corporate offices that an employee is disparaging their client base on a personal twitter account. Maybe then the bitch can find a new job that better suits her stress level.

I hate spoiled frat girls. I hated them when i started school and I hate them more today, and I REALLY hate spoiled maryland fucks that think they can write stuff like that. Probably the same girl from that gif of the girl throwing a drink on this guy and getting immediately dropped by a leg sweep.

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>
> I wonder if subway employees think that way as a
> whole because i'm going to be filing a complaint
> with their corporate offices that an employee is
> disparaging their client base on a personal
> twitter account. Maybe then the bitch can find a
> new job that better suits her stress level.
>
> I hate spoiled frat girls. I hated them when i
> started school and I hate them more today, and I
> REALLY hate spoiled maryland fucks that think they
> can write stuff like that. Probably the same girl
> from that gif of the girl throwing a drink on this
> guy and getting immediately dropped by a leg
> sweep.


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YES. GLORIOUS DAY.

one guy indignantly stands up at the end lol



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The truth is, she is hotter than any chick any of you donks have ever been with, and you know it. If someone chooses to be in a sorority, then this chick's rant probably makes sense. I didn't join a frat because I don't thrive on being berated, but it doesn't make it wrong for someone else. Besides, any dumb bitch that roots for any team playing against the Terps deserves scorn and ridicule.

Someone needs to whip these little self-centered bitches into shape. "You dance with the one that brung ya," is the old saying. I'd be pissed as well if these girls behaved like that in my house. Rebecca was merely seeing things from the guys' point of view, which is a rarity with today's spoiled young women.

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> you donks have ever been with, and you know it.


Not true. I dated a girl for six months that looked better than her. I am average looking and for the life of me I had no idea what she saw in me. Eventually she left me, I wasnt surprised. But yes I have dated better.

All her accounts are deleted. her friend's accounts, not so much.
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I don't know how to explain it but looking at her pictures, you can just tell that she is a overbearing, demanding cunt. I would bet money she is lousy in bed too.

Fantastic body but her face turns me off.

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I'm gonna gave to respectfully disagree with you on the face part. In think she's smokin'.

Her face looks okay because she is young. Look at her when she is 35-40 and you'll see the makings of a very unattractive woman. She already has an ugly soul. Face will follow.

SHALLOW BITCH I WANNA PUNCH HER IN THE VAGINA. BY PUNCHING, I MEAN FUCK HER UNTIL SHE BLEEDS OUT.

I would bet money she is lousy in bed too.
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Nah. She's sucked enough cocks by now to be good at it.

Sigma Nu (EN) love,truth, honor.

Is this thread going to become "Too Tan?, II" now that the original seems to have run its course?

I wonder what her grades are like. Seems like this shallow bitch spends an awful lot of time worrying about her social life.

On her Twitter page, she made the remark she liked Asian men, and you can see in a lot of the pics she gravitates towards Asians. Seems unusual for a vapid white girl.

She dresses in cheap clothes and has cheap shoes in that one pic. She's not that pretty. She appears to be a low class ho. That's not surprising for UMD.

She has a shitty personality and an ego the size of the Hindenburg but I'd still fuck her doggy style and shoot my seed deep into her uterus.

What is she majoring in? I would imagine she is majoring in business or accounting because she is the type that thinks a BSBA will make her an instant C-level executive upon graduation.

It's kind of funny you mention she thinks she will a CXO upon graduation because I have run across countless execs with the same frat boy / sorority sister personality as this little tart. She will fit right in with most of them

People who join sororities and frats are fucking toolbox losers looking to 'buy' friends and buy their way into a cool crowd. Fucking faggots who are waaaayy too concerned with being 'cool'. They live in a shitty house with a douche party room and drink themselves stoopid.

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> Fucking faggots who
> are waaaayy too concerned with being 'cool'. They
> live in a shitty house with a douche party room
> and drink themselves stoopid.



Hey, it beats sittin online in your room alone at 11PM on a Saturday night, now don't it?

 

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> They
> > live in a shitty house with a douche party room
> > and drink themselves stoopid.
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> Hey, it beats sittin online in your room alone at
> 11PM on a Saturday night, now don't it?





A pathetic statement from a pathetic half-man.

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> Sorority sister at U of MD is pissed


Which sorority did you join?

Alias, were you ever in a sorority? If so, did you ever put out for the frat guys?

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> Alias, were you ever in a sorority?

What do you think?

> If so, did you
> ever put out for the frat guys?

I'll ignore this.

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> What do you think?


That means yes.



> I'll ignore this.



That means another yes.



What a strumpet.

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> A pathetic statement from a pathetic half-man.



Nah nigga nah... 3/4 man, 2/4 fucking awesome.

 

I wonder if she bleaches her anus. I want to see pictures of her anus.

Alias Wrote:
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> What do you think?
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> > If so, did you
> > ever put out for the frat guys?
>
> I'll ignore this.


Don't you have something better to be doing at 1:00 AM on a Sunday morning than posting FFXU?

She wears her hair like that in the front to hid her massive, drive-in movie theater sized forehead. On the plus side we all know now that all you have to do to get laid by this idiot is put on a Sigma Nu shirt and show up at her doorstep. Pants not required.

If I was going to Brio Tuscan Grille for my birthday, I would demand a lot better seating than by the kitchen.

She ALREADY had a boob job!?

So is she one of those bisexual until graduation women? I bet she doesn't want mom and dad to see this.

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> women? I bet she doesn't want mom and dad to see
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I thought that's what sororities were for?

to make her shut up and be a normal girl just force her to lick a black mans anus.

that will shut her up real fast!

She use to have a twitter account. Just because she deleted it does NOT make the contents of her tweets irretrievable.

TOPSY's a nifty little tool. It was the first step in how I got to the pictures above yesterday.

god this thread gets me so hard. can you imagine putting that young girls legs behind her head and pounding that young snatch? pull it out and i would spray like 10 pumps of cum all over that girls face and her big hairdo. i gotta jerk it now.

At least the Omega Moos would still accept her.

Here's the thing.

She is a good looking white woman mostly because she is thin and young and well groomed. But she looks stuck up and pretentious. And that is a turnoff.

More of her deleted Tweets. Ritalin is a helluva drug. http://imgur.com/a/bAJhA

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She's fucking nasty, literally and emotionally. I hope the college administrators see all these, and her parents and rest of the family.

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I hate those damn hash tags. Anyway, she says whoreish things.

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"Protection is overrated" - Dec 24 - 12:03am


I think I'm in love!

 

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