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wheel chairs are for liberals, and handicap parking spaces are the government's way of controlling how far we walk, so we get tired, and they can take away our guns and shit and bomb shit
FFUHC Wrote:
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> wheel chairs are for liberals, and handicap
> parking spaces are the government's way of
> controlling how far we walk, so we get tired, and
> they can take away our guns and shit and bomb shit
Good point! Maybe if I could get a push girl to date me I could use her handicapped parking pass all the time. That would come in handy on the buffet circuit and at walmart. Ok I say HOT!
lazy fatass Wrote:
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> FFUHC Wrote:
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> > wheel chairs are for liberals, and handicap
> > parking spaces are the government's way of
> > controlling how far we walk, so we get tired,
> and
> > they can take away our guns and shit and bomb
> shit
>
>
> Good point! Maybe if I could get a push girl to
> date me I could use her handicapped parking pass
> all the time. That would come in handy on the
> buffet circuit and at walmart. Ok I say HOT!
Dude, sounds like you just want to use a push girl.
That is really wrong. I mean really wrong on many levels.
wanker21 Wrote:
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> Can wheelchair bound girls be hot?
Totally, but none of those girls are doing it for me. The black-haired girl is the most attractive one, but that's relative.
Here's something I never thought of, and maybe one of you weirdos knows: You know how a guy's junk doesn't work if they're paralyzed from the waist down? What about girl parts? Even if the nerve connection is dead and they can't feel anything, can they still get pregnant and stuff? Or does that whole system shut down?
YOU MEN ARE PIGS!!!!!
THESE WOMEN ARE VICTIMS AND YOU SICK EFFERS ARE STRETCHING YOUR LIMP NOODLES LOOKING AT THEM!
MAYBE SOME OF YOU JERKS WILL WIND UP IN A CHAIR LIKE MY SISTER DID.
SHE WENT OUT TO PICK UP A TWELVE PACK OF FRESCA AND A DRUNK DRIVER IN A HUGE PICKUP
MOWED HER DOWN IN HER CAROLLA. YOU ALL GO TO HELL!
cindy Wrote:
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> YOU MEN ARE PIGS!!!!!
> THESE WOMEN ARE VICTIMS AND YOU SICK EFFERS ARE
> STRETCHING YOUR LIMP NOODLES LOOKING AT THEM!
> MAYBE SOME OF YOU JERKS WILL WIND UP IN A CHAIR
> LIKE MY SISTER DID.
> SHE WENT OUT TO PICK UP A TWELVE PACK OF FRESCA
> AND A DRUNK DRIVER IN A HUGE PICKUP
> MOWED HER DOWN IN HER CAROLLA. YOU ALL GO TO HELL!
cindy Wrote:
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> YOU MEN ARE PIGS!!!!!
> THESE WOMEN ARE VICTIMS AND YOU SICK EFFERS ARE
> STRETCHING YOUR LIMP NOODLES LOOKING AT THEM!
> MAYBE SOME OF YOU JERKS WILL WIND UP IN A CHAIR
> LIKE MY SISTER DID.
> SHE WENT OUT TO PICK UP A TWELVE PACK OF FRESCA
> AND A DRUNK DRIVER IN A HUGE PICKUP
> MOWED HER DOWN IN HER CAROLLA. YOU ALL GO TO HELL!
cindy Wrote:
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> YOU MEN ARE PIGS!!!!!
> THESE WOMEN ARE VICTIMS AND YOU SICK EFFERS ARE
> STRETCHING YOUR LIMP NOODLES LOOKING AT THEM!
> MAYBE SOME OF YOU JERKS WILL WIND UP IN A CHAIR
> LIKE MY SISTER DID.
> SHE WENT OUT TO PICK UP A TWELVE PACK OF FRESCA
> AND A DRUNK DRIVER IN A HUGE PICKUP
> MOWED HER DOWN IN HER CAROLLA. YOU ALL GO TO HELL!
I'd have been a bit more choosy, there would have been very few girls in wheelchairs hot enough for me to say "fuck it..." but for some ungodly reason the dating pool is FULL of fucking crossdressing trannies these days and I have no clue when the fuck that happened. Used to be when you said "that's a REAL woman!" It just meant she was attractive, now its strangely literal and somehow just as fucking rare. So wheelchairs arent even close to a dealbreaker, if anything I'd be thinking "wait, you mean she doesnt have a dick AND I can park closer to buildings and cut in lines? Sold!"
Back in the day Wrote:
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> I'd have been a bit more choosy, there would have
> been very few girls in wheelchairs hot enough for
> me to say "fuck it..." but for some ungodly reason
> the dating pool is FULL of fucking crossdressing
> trannies these days and I have no clue when the
> fuck that happened. Used to be when you said
> "that's a REAL woman!" It just meant she was
> attractive, now its strangely literal and somehow
> just as fucking rare. So wheelchairs arent even
> close to a dealbreaker, if anything I'd be
> thinking "wait, you mean she doesnt have a dick
> AND I can park closer to buildings and cut in
> lines? Sold!"
The one in blue in the OP looks like a tranny.
I had a GF once who was wheelchair bound. Like you said, you could park anywhere you wanted when she was with you and had her card. Most of them won't let you use the card if they're not with you, though. My GF was like that, but I understood.
It's actually not hard to fuck them. What worked best for us was me sitting on a chair or on the bed. She faced me in her wheelchair. I leaned over and wrapped my arms around her while she put hers around me. Then I pulled her up to me, put her pussy on my dick and slammed away. To eat her pussy, I did it while she was in the wheelchair or I laid her on the bed, knelt at the foot, put her legs on my shoulders and chomped away. To get a blow job, I had to stand while she sat on a chair or in her wheelchair.
Bowel Blocker Wrote:
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> Can they control their own bowels? We all think
> it, I am sayin it.
I don't know about the others, but mine could. She liked having me over all the time for lotsa reasons & 1 was I could help her onto the commode. She took care of her business & I assume could wipe her butt I was never a fan of anal, but she was curious, so we did anal 3 or 4 times. I didn't get a lot of poo on my shaft, so I assumed she was able to wipe herself right. The KY was the biggest mess. She decided she didn't like anal too much either, so we just stopped doing it.