Re: A Message Concerning Anything Richmond related...
Date: July 30, 2008 04:29PM
"but just know, you will always be the loser"
ORLY? Statements of dumbness by EJ:
I am a net detective and internet pwner that happens to live in Fairfax County.
I would also like to state that, like many of us here in Fairfax County, I am extrememly wealthy.
I often prefer solitude versus the company of others. I am always concerned with others and what they're thinking. Like if I bring someone to a movie that I want to see -- I can't enjoy it because I’m usually much too concerned with whether the person sitting next to me is liking the movie or not. I for one have no problem seeing a movie alone. Yes, it is of course embarrassing going to the ticket counter by yourself and saying "one for Rescue Dawn, please", but for all they know you're meeting someone in the venue. Sorry for getting sidetracked.
Upon leaving the Giant, I was approached by a homeless man. In anticipation of the obvious upcoming rain-storm, he was already outfitted in a make-shift garbage bag rain coat. He looked tired and old, and I could tell, was hesitant to speak with me. I'm assuming this was a result of years of rejection and being brushed-off by people going about their day to day lives. He asked me for some change. And I said, "Sure, better yet, I've got a dollar for you". I reached into my jeans pocket and pulled out a crumpled wad of twenties, tens, and fives - desperately and awkwardly looking for a one dollar bill. I made a quick decision to just give him a five. I handed it over to him and he thanked me, it sounded so sincere, and I felt good about myself. For the price I pay for one miller lite bottle, I supplied this gentleman with enough money to provide sustenance for the entire day.
when not working, internet pwning, or dilly dallying, i sit on my balcony in a directors chair (need to sit up high because the balcony wall is high too). It gives me sort of a god complex to sit 21 stories high and observe what appear to be ants going about their day to existence. traveling to and fro, performing menial tasks. but thats besides the point.
A few of us go out to the bar or drink in the parking lot before the games. We put back - eh, I dunno - maybe 4 a piece. I actually drank two Miller lite 22's. Both of which I smashed upon the tailgate of my teammate’s pickup truck upon completion, glaring at each and every colleague with each smash. They could sense I was pumped up and many followed suit of my aggressive display of competitive rage, smashing bottles themselves, and engaging me in chest bumping along with friendly shoving matches and DMX style barking.
If I have 3 [legitimate] registered posters vote "leave" I will discontinue my posting career at FU.
I'm a drug addict addicted to Benzodiazapams such as xanax, klonopin, valium, ativan, and all sorts of other tranquilizers. Some legitimate scripts, some not. I live in a dream world.
You people disgust me. One day you will view your lives in hind sight and you too will be sickened. And you will think about me. You will think about EJ and how you should have listened when you had the chance. How you should have sat down indian style (meeper, gravis, all the other losers) in a circle and listened to EJ as I read my stories. One day you will look back with the hopes of seeing....me, expensive jeans.
im sitting comfortably in a $2000 leather chair, zegna suit, and pradas. perched high atop an incredible office building in Reston. i probably will not do any work for the remainder of the afternoon aside from just thanking god for how lucky i am.
I have a car, an eye for people who are really drunk (normally can spot the girls but but its a versatile skill), an excellent driver, and a burning passion to keep drunks off the road.
i cannot force you but i do request you no longer address me directly in threads. i am a high level boarder and you have no business concerning yourself with the likes of someone like myself.
I have turned over a new leaf and therefore will not be responding to the troll posts that have surfaced in this thread
I feel dumb for making those retirement posts. They were a knee-jerk reaction following my feelings being hurt by Gravis, theMeeper, et. al
WashingToneLocian, You and I have always seen eye to eye. Have we not? I am looking to form a group of like-minded individuals to socialize with on the board. Would you perhpaps like to be a member -- the first?