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Accidentally ate dog food
Posted by: Need adviceee ()
Date: February 18, 2013 02:43AM

My friends mixed a table spoon of wet dog food into my food tonight and I ate it. Will I be ok?

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Re: Accidentally ate dog food
Posted by: Alex Gordon ()
Date: February 18, 2013 02:52AM

If it is the Dick Van Patten Dog Food brand, you will be fine.

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Re: Accidentally ate dog food
Posted by: 1000 ways to die ()
Date: February 18, 2013 02:58AM

hope you die so i can submit u to the darwin awards

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Re: Accidentally ate dog food
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 18, 2013 03:03AM

You won't die. Brothels in Eastern Europe that kidnap women make them eat dog food as part of the breaking process; you know, breaking their spirits and humanity to make them compliant sex slaves.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/18/2013 03:04AM by eesh.

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Re: Accidentally ate dog food
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: February 18, 2013 08:15AM

Mix it with onion, smother it in ketchup, you'll think you're eating meat loaf.

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Re: Accidentally ate dog food
Posted by: just me ()
Date: February 18, 2013 08:38AM

I would feed BEH dog food. I would think he would find it very tasty.

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Re: Accidentally ate dog food
Posted by: Priapus ()
Date: February 18, 2013 08:47AM

if I feed my dog a steak, he'll eat his stools.

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Re: Accidentally ate dog food
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: February 18, 2013 09:12AM

just me Wrote:
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> I would feed BEH dog food. I would think he would
> find it very tasty.

Spoon feed me some Alpo?

Only if from my monogrammed food bowl.

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