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Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: go away ()
Date: February 11, 2013 04:10PM

Go eat some fried chicken and watermelon!
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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: watermellon butter face ()
Date: February 11, 2013 04:11PM

do you like beans and cornbread?
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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: The Lizzie Show ()
Date: February 11, 2013 04:12PM

WELL! I was actually just about to leave, but now that I see you want me gone I think I shall stay and even stick around here for awhile!

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: lizzie looks like... ()
Date: February 11, 2013 04:15PM

"I'm Rick James, bitch!"
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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: February 11, 2013 04:22PM

She's disturbed, only not in a funny way, like Bleh is.

I'm always fascinated by the assortment of mental illnesses , so I read her posts.

But if you really want to be rid of her , don't feed her threads.

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: The Lizzie Show ()
Date: February 11, 2013 04:23PM

LMFAO! Yes! Exactly, don't feed my threads, just reply to them like BEH does, that'll show me!

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: think ()
Date: February 11, 2013 04:23PM

i like feeding her threads and keeping her around by her thinking that i don't want her around.

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: The Lizzie Show ()
Date: February 11, 2013 04:25PM

BEH Wrote:
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> She's disturbed, only not in a funny way, like
> Bleh is.
>
> I'm always fascinated by the assortment of mental
> illnesses , so I read her posts.
>
> But if you really want to be rid of her , don't
> feed her threads.


Oh yes. I am VERY disturbed!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: which time? ()
Date: February 11, 2013 04:30PM

The Lizzie Show Wrote:
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> BEH Wrote:
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> > She's disturbed, only not in a funny way, like
> > Bleh is.
> >
> > I'm always fascinated by the assortment of
> mental
> > illnesses , so I read her posts.
> >
> > But if you really want to be rid of her , don't
> > feed her threads.
>
>
> Oh yes. I am VERY disturbed!!!!!!!!!



That pic must have been taken upon your release from jail.

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: The Lizzie Show ()
Date: February 11, 2013 04:31PM

Why? Because I labeled it "jail" ?! LMAO! No actually, that was when I was reporting a crime in PGC.

Nice try though on trying to be a smart ass.

I've only been locked up ONCE btw. So kill yourself. You failed and fell right into my trap.

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: hahahaha ()
Date: February 11, 2013 04:33PM

The Lizzie Show Wrote:
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> actually, that was when I was reporting a crime in
> PGC.
>
>



What crime were you reporting? Impersonating a male? lol

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: The Lizzie Show ()
Date: February 11, 2013 04:36PM

That isn't a crime, you should know.


You're starting to bore me now...I've run out of pics to steal..I mean post..........................

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: thef ()
Date: February 11, 2013 04:37PM

The Lizzie Show Wrote:
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> You're starting to bore me now...I've run out of
> pics to steal..I mean
> post..........................


you mean steal

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: The Lizzie Show ()
Date: February 11, 2013 04:38PM

Thef?

And I can't steal my own pics, dummy..btw you really need to learn how to spell things correctly.

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: February 11, 2013 04:39PM

The Lizzie Show Wrote:
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> Oh yes. I am VERY disturbed!!!!!!!!!


You're just the only person that doesn't realize it.

Which of course, makes you all the more disturbing.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/11/2013 04:39PM by BEH.

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: thef says was is it ()
Date: February 11, 2013 04:40PM

The Lizzie Show Wrote:
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> Thef?
>
> And I can't steal my own pics, dummy..btw you
> really need to learn how to spell things
> correctly.


was is your IQ?

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: u fo get mo ()
Date: February 11, 2013 04:41PM

BEH Wrote:
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>> You're just the only person that doesn't realize
> it.
>
> Which of course, makes you all the more
> disturbing.


and disturbed

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: The Lizzie Show ()
Date: February 11, 2013 04:43PM

I know very well that I am a sick, twisted, sociopathic psychopath with no soul or conscience so that isn't disturbing at all. You're disturbing by being fascinated by me. There's really nothing interesting about me at all except my high level of not giving a fuck. I know it's off the charts, but I don't take life too seriously. No one gets out alive anyway and THIS SHIT IS JUST THE MOTHER FUCKING INTERNET!!!!!! I DONT GIVE A FUCK!! ILL KILL YOU AND PUNCH MORE COPS IN THE FUCKING FACE AND GET AWAY WITH IT BECAUSE IM FUCKING INSANE!!!! WOOOOOOOO!!! SSI CHECKS FOR LIFE BITCH!!!!!!!!

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: localboob ()
Date: February 11, 2013 04:56PM

holy fuck, i came out of a different area of the ffxund forums and wow, this is silly.

i'm going back to my area forum before this person takes another picture of herself and tells me to slit my wrists. with a knife. until i bleed out. slowly. and die.

(did i do it right?)

although, that pic up there with the blonde girl is kind of intriguing..

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: The Lizzie Show ()
Date: February 11, 2013 05:01PM

LMAO!

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 11, 2013 06:27PM

The Lizzie Show Wrote:
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> SSI CHECKS FOR LIFE BITCH!!!!!!!!




You don't have any disabilities.

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: gubment cheese eatin' negroid ()
Date: February 11, 2013 06:32PM

eesh Wrote:
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> The Lizzie Show Wrote:
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> > SSI CHECKS FOR LIFE BITCH!!!!!!!!
>
>
>
>
> You don't have any disabilities.



She is retarded. They give SSI for that.

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: The Lizzie Show ()
Date: February 11, 2013 07:21PM

I have borderline personality and BP II. It is indeed an SSI checkable offense.

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 11, 2013 07:29PM

The Lizzie Show Wrote:
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> I have borderline personality and BP II. It is
> indeed an SSI checkable offense.





Borderline personality disorder affects relationships, your self-identity, and emotional stability. It does not mean you can't function at a job and receive wages.

As far as the Bipolar II diagnosis, that is the more functional of the two subtypes of Bipolar disorder. It means you are largely depressed but have short burts of manic behavior. It is called hypomania, and it is treatable. A psychiatrist would prescribe you atypical antipsychotics and send you on your merry way.


You don't have a disability that means you have to be perpetually unemployed.

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: outbynorthy ()
Date: February 11, 2013 07:33PM

The Lizzie Show Wrote:
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> I have borderline personality and BP II. It is
> indeed an SSI checkable offense.


offense? wtf? you can not even lie about ssi correctly
at least learn the proper terminology before making shit up

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: The Lizzie Show ()
Date: February 11, 2013 07:33PM

Yeah, I know. I lied about all of that.

Whatelse is new?

BOCKA BOCKA BOCKA BOCKA BOCKA!!!!!

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: The Lizzie Show ()
Date: February 11, 2013 07:34PM

outbynorthy Wrote:
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> The Lizzie Show Wrote:
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> > I have borderline personality and BP II. It is
> > indeed an SSI checkable offense.
>
>
> offense? wtf? you can not even lie about ssi
> correctly
> at least learn the proper terminology before
> making shit up

Bare jokes.

I guess you're saying checkable is a word too, huh? Jesus Christ. You're still obsessed with me after all this time.

I DONT WANT YOU! GET OVER IT!!!! LMAO DAMN!

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: liz has it ()
Date: February 11, 2013 07:36PM

eesh Wrote:
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>
> You don't have a disability that means you have to
> be perpetually unemployed.


What about mental retardation?

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 11, 2013 07:37PM

She can sort glass for a living.....she can wipe and collect trays at Taco Bell, she can be a bagger at a grocery store.

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: The Lizzie Show ()
Date: February 11, 2013 07:38PM

Yeah. Only I work for FPYC though, so sorry. Your dreams of me being stuck in a deadend job have been shattered forever! :]

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: her nose knows ()
Date: February 11, 2013 07:39PM

eesh Wrote:
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> She can sort glass



Snorting glass? Yes, Lizzie has plenty of experience snorting meth.

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 11, 2013 07:39PM

Fairfax Police Youth Club? I think they do background checks on their volunteers/employees. You wouldn't pass.

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: p u ()
Date: February 11, 2013 07:41PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Fairfax Police Youth Club? I think they do
> background checks on their volunteers/employees.
> You wouldn't pass.





The only thing Lizzie can pass is gas.

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: The Lizzie Show ()
Date: February 11, 2013 07:43PM

Clearly you missed the photo I posted earlier of me and the kids I work with. When your uncle is a Fairax Police LT you can pretty much do and get anyway with ANYTHING!

Someone else saved the photo I'm sure. I'll post it in a second for you to save to your computer.

Hold please.

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: The Lizzie Show ()
Date: February 11, 2013 07:44PM

p u Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > Fairfax Police Youth Club? I think they do
> > background checks on their
> volunteers/employees.
> > You wouldn't pass.
>
>
>
>
>
> The only thing Lizzie can pass is gas.


Gosh. That was pretty clever.

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: The Lizzie Show ()
Date: February 11, 2013 07:44PM

her nose knows Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > She can sort glass
>
>
>
> Snorting glass? Yes, Lizzie has plenty of
> experience snorting meth.


Actually no. I've never done meth. Would like to try it though.

Got any meth?!

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: Liz the Jenkem huffer ()
Date: February 11, 2013 07:45PM

p u Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > Fairfax Police Youth Club? I think they do
> > background checks on their
> volunteers/employees.
> > You wouldn't pass.
>
>
>
>
>
> The only thing Lizzie can pass is gas.


Her broke ass huffs gas as well.

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: Shebleh ()
Date: February 11, 2013 07:46PM

She likes it when i fart on her tits

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: The Lizzie Show ()
Date: February 11, 2013 07:46PM

I don't. But I do like the smell of gas.

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: meth whore ()
Date: February 11, 2013 07:47PM

The Lizzie Show Wrote:
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> her nose knows Wrote:
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> -----
> > eesh Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > She can sort glass
> >
> >
> >
> > Snorting glass? Yes, Lizzie has plenty of
> > experience snorting meth.
>
>
> Actually no. I've never done meth. Would like to
> try it though.
>
> Got any meth?!





Lizzie, the next day after trying meth.
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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: The Lizzie Show ()
Date: February 11, 2013 07:48PM

Shebleh Wrote:
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> She likes it when i fart on her tits


I have pecs. That's what happens when you bench 175.

Do YOU even lift, bro?!

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: gross ()
Date: February 11, 2013 07:48PM

The Lizzie Show Wrote:
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> I don't. But I do like the smell of gas.


You like the smell of farts? Gross!

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: _Eyedea_ ()
Date: February 11, 2013 07:48PM

The Lizzie Show Wrote:
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> I know very well that I am a sick, twisted,
> sociopathic psychopath with no soul or conscience
> so that isn't disturbing at all. You're disturbing
> by being fascinated by me. There's really nothing
> interesting about me at all except my high level
> of not giving a fuck. I know it's off the charts,
> but I don't take life too seriously. No one gets
> out alive anyway and THIS SHIT IS JUST THE MOTHER
> FUCKING INTERNET!!!!!! I DONT GIVE A FUCK!! ILL
> KILL YOU AND PUNCH MORE COPS IN THE FUCKING FACE
> AND GET AWAY WITH IT BECAUSE IM FUCKING INSANE!!!!
> WOOOOOOOO!!! SSI CHECKS FOR LIFE BITCH!!!!!!!!


I think that if you really gave me a chance in a healthy relationship, that we could be genuinely happy together.

Maybe you just don't know me all that well, and thats fine, because that can change soon, or later, can i come over on friday?

I'll bring my parents they already know all about you, they're so excited to meet my gf, lol...parents right Liz? craaazy. anyways, i'll just get your cell # off of eesh and that way you'll have my # too!!
I was thinking we could go to Auld Shabeen in fairfax for our first date, I don't know exactly what Irish food is, but i figured they'd at least have alcohol ;)
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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: The Lizzie Show ()
Date: February 11, 2013 07:48PM

My picture is much better.

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: The Lizzie Show ()
Date: February 11, 2013 07:49PM

gross Wrote:
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> The Lizzie Show Wrote:
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> > I don't. But I do like the smell of gas.
>
>
> You like the smell of farts? Gross!


Mine were pretty rank after that PRC food, but yes. I do enjoy the smell of my own farts as well as car gas. To eachs own.

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: hahahahahahaha ()
Date: February 11, 2013 07:50PM

The Lizzie Show Wrote:
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> Do YOU even lift, bro?!
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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: i wonder ()
Date: February 11, 2013 07:52PM

The Lizzie Show Wrote:
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> My picture is much better.


I bet fcpy wouldn't approve of you posting pics online of minor children involved in their league.

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: The Lizzie Show ()
Date: February 11, 2013 07:53PM

I bet they wouldn't care seeing as how they have photos of minor children invovled in their league on their own website. Dumbass.

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: The Lizzie Show ()
Date: February 11, 2013 07:54PM

_Eyedea_ Wrote:
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> I think that if you really gave me a chance in a
> healthy relationship, that we could be genuinely
> happy together.

I don't. I'm gay.
>
> Maybe you just don't know me all that well, and
> thats fine, because that can change soon, or
> later, can i come over on friday?

Maybe, we'll see.


> I'll bring my parents they already know all about
> you, they're so excited to meet my gf,
> lol...parents right Liz? craaazy. anyways, i'll
> just get your cell # off of eesh and that way
> you'll have my # too!!
> I was thinking we could go to Auld Shabeen in
> fairfax for our first date, I don't know exactly
> what Irish food is, but i figured they'd at least
> have alcohol ;)

What's crazy about parents? And eesh doesn't have my cell phone. Sorry. And I'm banned from Auld's, sorry. Maybe Hardtimes. And I don't drink. Sorry. Doesn't look like you're doing too well in this department.

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: Liztard. ()
Date: February 11, 2013 07:56PM

The Lizzie Show Wrote:
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> I bet they wouldn't care seeing as how they have
> photos of minor children invovled in their league
> on their own website. Dumbass.


The difference is they have permission to post them on their website. You don't, Dumbass.

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: le miz. ()
Date: February 11, 2013 07:58PM

_Eyedea_ Wrote:
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>
>
> I think that if you really gave me a chance in a
> healthy relationship, that we could be genuinely
> happy together.
>
> Maybe you just don't know me all that well, and
> thats fine, because that can change soon, or
> later, can i come over on friday?
>
> I'll bring my parents they already know all about
> you, they're so excited to meet my gf,
> lol...parents right Liz? craaazy. anyways, i'll
> just get your cell # off of eesh and that way
> you'll have my # too!!
> I was thinking we could go to Auld Shabeen in
> fairfax for our first date, I don't know exactly
> what Irish food is, but i figured they'd at least
> have alcohol ;)
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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: The Lizzie Show ()
Date: February 11, 2013 08:00PM

And can you please point out where in my contact that it said this..do you work for them? OBVIOUSLY not. I do so I know what is and isn't allowed. You can give them a call if you'd like and ask them yourself. DUMBASS!

I. Don't. Give. A. Fuck. It's MY photo I'm allowed to post it ANYWHERE I want. What are they gonna do FIRE ME?! LMAO yeah. I didn't get fired after punching a cop. I HIGHLY doubt they'll fire me for posting my own photo on the interline.

Like I said, give them a call and report back to me. Thanks!

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: bullshit u volunteer for fcpy ()
Date: February 11, 2013 08:06PM

The Lizzie Show Wrote:
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> And can you please point out where in my contact
> that it said this..do you work for them? OBVIOUSLY
> not. I do so I know what is and isn't allowed. You
> can give them a call if you'd like and ask them
> yourself. DUMBASS!
>
> I. Don't. Give. A. Fuck. It's MY photo I'm allowed
> to post it ANYWHERE I want. What are they gonna do
> FIRE ME?! LMAO yeah. I didn't get fired after
> punching a cop. I HIGHLY doubt they'll fire me for
> posting my own photo on the interline.
>
> Like I said, give them a call and report back to
> me. Thanks!



Last time I checked FCPY coaches are unpaid volunteers. Shit, even highschool coaches only get paid $1200 extra or so a season to coach and you want us to believe FCPY pays you? lol

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: The Lizzie Show ()
Date: February 11, 2013 08:08PM

You can believe whatever you want. It was stated that I can't work NOR voulenteer with my record, yet CLEARLY I do. So I guess it doesn't really matter either way, now does it? ;]

Nice try though....



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7K72X4eo_s

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: liar ()
Date: February 11, 2013 08:09PM

The Lizzie Show Wrote:
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> And can you please point out where in my contact
> that it said this...



The only contract you signed was with the bondsman when your mom put up her shithole shack up as collateral to get you out of jail.

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: _Eyedea_ ()
Date: February 11, 2013 08:09PM

The Lizzie Show Wrote:
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> _Eyedea_ Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I think that if you really gave me a chance in
> a
> > healthy relationship, that we could be
> genuinely
> > happy together.
>
> I don't. I'm gay.
> >
> > Maybe you just don't know me all that well, and
> > thats fine, because that can change soon, or
> > later, can i come over on friday?
>
> Maybe, we'll see.
>
>
> > I'll bring my parents they already know all
> about
> > you, they're so excited to meet my gf,
> > lol...parents right Liz? craaazy. anyways, i'll
> > just get your cell # off of eesh and that way
> > you'll have my # too!!
> > I was thinking we could go to Auld Shabeen in
> > fairfax for our first date, I don't know
> exactly
> > what Irish food is, but i figured they'd at
> least
> > have alcohol ;)
>
> What's crazy about parents? And eesh doesn't have
> my cell phone. Sorry. And I'm banned from Auld's,
> sorry. Maybe Hardtimes. And I don't drink. Sorry.
> Doesn't look like you're doing too well in this
> department.


In all honesty I was hoping we could just get stoned, maybe go to IHOP and vandalize some cars, you know? Do something together.

Just scrolled up, saw you were gay. Really happy that you've chosen a life path you're comfortable with, just remember that at the end of the day it doesn't really matter what you're attracted to, as long as you love yourself.
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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: The Lizzie Show ()
Date: February 11, 2013 08:10PM

$1500 isn't a lot of money. I'm sorry you think that we'd need to put our house up, yet we live and own our home in Fairfax and have for the past 15 years. Mkay. Whatever helps you sleep at night. My life is still gonna be better than yours either way and it's eating at you, still. Even 5 months later of me not posting.

Pathetic.

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: The Lizzie Show ()
Date: February 11, 2013 08:12PM

_Eyedea_ Wrote:
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> The Lizzie Show Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > _Eyedea_ Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I think that if you really gave me a chance
> in
> > a
> > > healthy relationship, that we could be
> > genuinely
> > > happy together.
> >
> > I don't. I'm gay.
> > >
> > > Maybe you just don't know me all that well,
> and
> > > thats fine, because that can change soon, or
> > > later, can i come over on friday?
> >
> > Maybe, we'll see.
> >
> >
> > > I'll bring my parents they already know all
> > about
> > > you, they're so excited to meet my gf,
> > > lol...parents right Liz? craaazy. anyways,
> i'll
> > > just get your cell # off of eesh and that way
> > > you'll have my # too!!
> > > I was thinking we could go to Auld Shabeen in
> > > fairfax for our first date, I don't know
> > exactly
> > > what Irish food is, but i figured they'd at
> > least
> > > have alcohol ;)
> >
> > What's crazy about parents? And eesh doesn't
> have
> > my cell phone. Sorry. And I'm banned from
> Auld's,
> > sorry. Maybe Hardtimes. And I don't drink.
> Sorry.
> > Doesn't look like you're doing too well in this
> > department.
>
>
> In all honesty I was hoping we could just get
> stoned, maybe go to IHOP and vandalize some cars,
> you know? Do something together.
>
> Just scrolled up, saw you were gay. Really happy
> that you've chosen a life path you're comfortable
> with, just remember that at the end of the day it
> doesn't really matter what you're attracted to, as
> long as you love yourself.

I'm not really gay. I just like confusing the masses by saying I like girls, have a husband, post photos of me kissing girls, say I have a boyfriend and then a girlfriend.

I also don't get stoned anymore. Grew outta that life. But I don't do the car thing but IHOP sounds nice but, no. Sorry!

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: what an idiot ()
Date: February 11, 2013 08:15PM

The Lizzie Show Wrote:
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> I'm sorry you think
> that we'd need to put our house up, yet we live
> and own our home in Fairfax and have for the past
> 15 years.



If you didn't own your house, you wouldn't be able to use it as surety (which you get back as long as you comply with the court and bondsman). Damn, you are stupid.

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: more bullshit ()
Date: February 11, 2013 08:16PM

The Lizzie Show Wrote:
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> $1500 isn't a lot of money.



No chance in hell that your bond for felony assault of a police officer was $1500.

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: The Lizzie Show ()
Date: February 11, 2013 08:17PM

Please explain to me how I'm stupid. I'm saying you're an idiot to think we'd actually need to put our house up instead of paying the $1500 cash. God you're an idiot, please kill yourself. You clearly can't compete with my level of genius.

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: The Lizzie Show ()
Date: February 11, 2013 08:22PM

more bullshit Wrote:
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> The Lizzie Show Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > $1500 isn't a lot of money.
>
>
>
> No chance in hell that your bond for felony
> assault of a police officer was $1500.


Tell me more about my life. Tell me more about how my bond wasn't $1500 when it's CLEARLY stated here: http://www.fairfax.daily-monitor.com/city-of-fairfax-crime-bulletin-8132012/43240/

You should quit while you're behind. Retard.

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: The Lizzie Show ()
Date: February 11, 2013 08:24PM

Come on..tell me, my bond wasn't $1500, it wasn't? Huh? It wasn't. Maybe you're right. Maybe it was $15,000 seeing as how they said I was 21 when I was clearly 22 when that happened.

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: walking the thin blue line ()
Date: February 11, 2013 08:25PM

The Lizzie Show Wrote:
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> more bullshit Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The Lizzie Show Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > $1500 isn't a lot of money.
> >
> >
> >
> > No chance in hell that your bond for felony
> > assault of a police officer was $1500.
>
>
> Tell me more about my life. Tell me more about how
> my bond wasn't $1500 when it's CLEARLY stated
> here:
> http://www.fairfax.daily-monitor.com/city-of-fairf
> ax-crime-bulletin-8132012/43240/
>
> You should quit while you're behind. Retard.



Looks like the work of her crooked police sergeant uncle.

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: The Lizzie Show ()
Date: February 11, 2013 08:26PM

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO! Yeah. Sucks to be wrong doesn't it? Fucking dumbass. Tryna tell me about my fucking life when I was THERE, HAHAHAHA! No chance in hell, huh? I know you feel dumb as shit. And nah, he's not crooked it's just comes with the job. Family first, BITCH!

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: The Lizzie Show ()
Date: February 11, 2013 08:28PM

Come on. This is fun! Tell me more about how I'm lying about EVERYTHING!

Whatelse am I lying about, hmm?!

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: The Lizzie Show ()
Date: February 11, 2013 08:32PM

What's wrong?! NOTHING ELSE TO SAY?!?! Guess you don't like getting put in your fucking place. Bitch.

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: FastWheels ()
Date: February 11, 2013 08:33PM

That you have a family.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/11/2013 08:33PM by FastWheels.

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: The Lizzie Show ()
Date: February 11, 2013 08:34PM

Wow, did you REALLY have to edit ONE sentence?! LMAO! And if I don't have a family, who bailed me out? Who pays for my house? Come on...

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: FastWheels ()
Date: February 11, 2013 08:37PM

You got bailed out because you fucked every single police officer in Fairfax, and welfare payed for your house.

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: The Lizzie Show ()
Date: February 11, 2013 08:41PM

No, sorry that isn't true at all. I hate cops why would I want to fuck any of them? and how did 'welfare pay for my house' if you can't even get welfare if you OWN your house?! LMAOOO..dumbass! Try again, sport.

Chalk it up to, I am privledged in ways that most people aren't and my family actually does have money. As hard as that is for you to believe. Believe it! :]

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: BS ()
Date: February 11, 2013 08:44PM

The Lizzie Show Wrote:
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>
>
> Chalk it up to, I am privledged in ways that most
> people aren't and my family actually does have
> money.



Bullshit.
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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: The Lizzie Show ()
Date: February 11, 2013 08:47PM

What's bullshit..? Yes. That's my house. Do you have a point? You're starting to bore me :[

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: The Lizzie Show ()
Date: February 11, 2013 08:48PM

You act like that's the only family in Fairfax County my family owns or that *I* even still live there..there's a reason my level of not giving a fuck is so high..you should do your research and see whatelse I was charged with last year, LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: Liz the whoreder ()
Date: February 11, 2013 08:48PM

The Lizzie Show Wrote:
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> What's bullshit..? Yes. That's my house. Do you
> have a point? You're starting to bore me :[



Looks like a third world shack you would see on Hoarders. Do you still have all that junk on the porch?

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: Abe L. ()
Date: February 11, 2013 08:50PM

The Lizzie Show Wrote:
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> You act like that's the only family in Fairfax
> County my family owns




Your family owns other families in Fairfax? Wasn't slavery abolished?

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 11, 2013 08:55PM

The reason your bail was set so low ($1500) was not because of connections, but because it was based on your financial situation. The courts know that a suspect that is both unemployed and from a low-income family would see $1500 as a devastating amount of money. Even if you had a modest income, your bail would have been set much higher.

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: lizzie's non present father ()
Date: February 11, 2013 09:00PM

Abe L. Wrote:
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> The Lizzie Show Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You act like that's the only family in Fairfax
> > County my family owns
>
>
>
>
> Your family owns other families in Fairfax? Wasn't
> slavery abolished?



Lizzie's dad, the slave owner.
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slaves.jpg

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: The Lizzie Show ()
Date: February 11, 2013 09:02PM

Liz the whoreder Wrote:
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> The Lizzie Show Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What's bullshit..? Yes. That's my house. Do you
> > have a point? You're starting to bore me :[
>
>
>
> Looks like a third world shack you would see on
> Hoarders. Do you still have all that junk on the
> porch?

Come by and see for yourself.

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: The Lizzie Show ()
Date: February 11, 2013 09:03PM

eesh Wrote:
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> The reason your bail was set so low ($1500) was
> not because of connections, but because it was
> based on your financial situation. The courts know
> that a suspect that is both unemployed and from a
> low-income family would see $1500 as a devastating
> amount of money. Even if you had a modest income,
> your bail would have been set much higher.

I never said I had money. I said my family has money. And since I was the one being charged they went by MY income. Not my family's. I am 23 years old..duh..lmao...and clearly $1500 isn't a devestating amount of money since they paid it and we still own our house and several cars and trucks. Right? Right!

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: The Lizzie Show ()
Date: February 11, 2013 09:04PM

lizzie's non present father Wrote:
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> Abe L. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The Lizzie Show Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > You act like that's the only family in
> Fairfax
> > > County my family owns
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Your family owns other families in Fairfax?
> Wasn't
> > slavery abolished?
>
>
>
> Lizzie's dad, the slave owner.


My dad died in war.

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: Red Foxx ()
Date: February 11, 2013 09:05PM

The Lizzie Show Wrote:
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> $1500 isn't a
> devestating amount of money since they paid it and
> we still own our house and several cars and
> trucks. Right? Right!




Meanwhile at Lizzie's house...
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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: Southeast Killer ()
Date: February 11, 2013 09:08PM

The Lizzie Show Wrote:
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> lizzie's non present father Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Abe L. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > The Lizzie Show Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > You act like that's the only family in
> > Fairfax
> > > > County my family owns
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Your family owns other families in Fairfax?
> > Wasn't
> > > slavery abolished?
> >
> >
> >
> > Lizzie's dad, the slave owner.
>
>
> My dad died in war.



Which one? The Drug War? Was he a drug dealing gang member in DC during the crack epidemic?

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: The Lizzie Show ()
Date: February 11, 2013 09:09PM

Well, not quite. As I posted earlier, the videos and photos from my house you can see the porch didn't look like that anymore. Why? Because the chairs and things on the porch were outside, around the bonfire.

Anymore questions? There's your answer. There are no hoarders in Fairfax that I know of. Esp not in the city of Fairfax.

Now please, make up more things about my life to try to make yourself feel better about me actually having a much better life than you.

Afterall, you did say there was no chance in hell that my bond was $1500, although it most certainally WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! :]]]]]]]]]]

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: The Lizzie Show ()
Date: February 11, 2013 09:10PM

Southeast Killer Wrote:
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> The Lizzie Show Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > lizzie's non present father Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Abe L. Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > The Lizzie Show Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > You act like that's the only family in
> > > Fairfax
> > > > > County my family owns
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Your family owns other families in Fairfax?
> > > Wasn't
> > > > slavery abolished?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Lizzie's dad, the slave owner.
> >
> >
> > My dad died in war.
>
>
>
> Which one? The Drug War? Was he a drug dealing
> gang member in DC during the crack epidemic?

The war on Terror. He was apart of the Team 6.

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: more bullshit ()
Date: February 11, 2013 09:11PM

The Lizzie Show Wrote:
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>
> He was apart of the Team 6.


Is that what they call the late night shift at Walmart these days?

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: The Lizzie Show ()
Date: February 11, 2013 09:18PM

Yawn.......................................................so anyway..

eesh,

How come you didn't see the silver car in my driveway when you "came by my house" that night? Hmmm?!

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: dont say u didnt make it again ()
Date: February 11, 2013 09:34PM

What does this sign outside your house say?
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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: geez ()
Date: February 11, 2013 09:38PM

dont say u didnt make it again Wrote:
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> What does this sign outside your house say?


Who the fuck has all kinds of different chairs strewn all over the yard of their house? That shitshack looks like a fucking junkyard/hoarder house.

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: The Lizzie Show ()
Date: February 11, 2013 09:39PM

I didn't make it seeing as how I don't fucking live there anymore. I already told you to go look up my other charges. Dumbass. You have eyes, you read it.

Posting the same pics over and over and over is really boring and shows you have no creativity and nothing to offer.

NEXT!

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: The Lizzie Show ()
Date: February 11, 2013 09:40PM

geez Wrote:
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> dont say u didnt make it again Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What does this sign outside your house say?
>
>
> Who the fuck has all kinds of different chairs
> strewn all over the yard of their house? That
> shitshack looks like a fucking junkyard/hoarder
> house.


Obviously someone who has friends and company over there for bonfires, DUH motherfucker. Hoarder, junkyard, hoarder. Come up with some new material. If it bothers you SO much, come clean it, dumbass!

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: Music on Warwick? ()
Date: February 11, 2013 09:45PM

Who the fuck plays a keyboard outside? Was Lizzie throwing a music festival called Lizziepalooza?
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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: The Lizzie Show ()
Date: February 11, 2013 09:47PM

Clearly he does. Why do you ask such stupid ass questions? Like really OMG SOMEONE IS PLAYING A KEYBOARD OUTSIDE! CALL THE LAPD AND HAVE THEM SHOT!!!!!!

It's just SO unHEAD of!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But thanks for saving and posting that pic to support my claims above.

You're a good fanboy.

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: The Lizzie Show ()
Date: February 11, 2013 09:50PM

How many photos do you have in The Lizzie files? Do you even realize how remotely pathetic, obsessed and insane you are to be doing what you're doing? What's so fascinating about me? You know you're going to DIE when I post less than half this amount tomorrow. You're gonna keep posting threads about me, trying to get a reaction, response or bait me but it won't work because I'm going to back out having my life.

I've really enjoyed this day and I'm trying to see how many posts I can get in 24 hours! Thanks, keep it up, sport.

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: The Lizzie Show ()
Date: February 11, 2013 09:50PM

and I'm in a band. Dumbass, you already know that. You saved the pic.

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: suburban blight ()
Date: February 11, 2013 09:54PM

The Lizzie Show Wrote:
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>
> If it bothers you SO much, come clean it, dumbass!



The city should start the nuisance abatement process, condemn that shithole of a shack, and seize the property.

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: gaYrage band ()
Date: February 11, 2013 09:56PM

The Lizzie Show Wrote:
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> and I'm in a band. Dumbass, you already know that.
> You saved the pic.




What is it called? The Queers? lol



What do you guys play? Junk Rock?

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: The Lizzie Show ()
Date: February 11, 2013 10:01PM

suburban blight Wrote:
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> The Lizzie Show Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > If it bothers you SO much, come clean it,
> dumbass!
>
>
>
> The city should start the nuisance abatement
> process, condemn that shithole of a shack, and
> seize the property.


You'd think after living there for nearly 16 years and living in a house built in 1955 that something like would have already happened. But no, sorry. Won't ever happen. You'd need some sort of proof that there was a health hazord or something. Someone having a yard that you consider an eyesore will never result in it being condemned or seized, LMAO! Why would you want someone to lose their house because they annoy you online? Think about that question really hard for a second...

It's pretty pathetic and insane. Isn't it?

It must bother you that it will never be done too, huh?

GOOD!

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: The Lizzie Show ()
Date: February 11, 2013 10:01PM

gaYrage band Wrote:
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> The Lizzie Show Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > and I'm in a band. Dumbass, you already know
> that.
> > You saved the pic.
>
>
>
>
> What is it called? The Queers? lol
>
>
>
> What do you guys play? Junk Rock?


You should know. You're my #1 fanboy. You should know EVERYTHING about me.

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Re: Keep fairfaxunderground Lizzie free!
Posted by: Mambo Sauce ()
Date: February 11, 2013 10:04PM

gaYrage band Wrote:
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> The Lizzie Show Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > and I'm in a band. Dumbass, you already know
> that.
> > You saved the pic.
>
>
>
>
> What is it called? The Queers? lol
>
>
>


No, they are called Sambo Sauce! lol

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