Anyone here named Paul? I met someone named Paul, on a message board, but when I lost my internet service I lost Paul. We really clicked and "OFF TOPIC" rings a bell so I'm thinking maybe Paul hangs out here.

Paul?

Yes?

Ron Paul Wrote:
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> Yes?

His name was just Paul.
He had dark hair and owned a horse. I remember the horse because sometimes he'd say, got to go, my horse is out.

Have you ever thought that maybe Paul was a horse?

eesh Wrote:
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> Have you ever thought that maybe Paul was a horse?


No, I think the horse was a girl.

Anyway, if Paul is here, I'd like to pick up where we left off.

Paul?

Yes my child?
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MissingU Wrote:
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> No, I think the horse was a girl.
>




Maybe Paul is into bestiality.....

MissingU Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > Have you ever thought that maybe Paul was a
> horse?
>
>
> No, I think the horse was a girl.
>
> Anyway, if Paul is here, I'd like to pick up where
> we left off.
>
> Paul?


Maybe it was short for Paula.

Wilbur Wrote:
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> Maybe it was short for Paula.

NO.

Paul is a man, with dark hair and a horse. He has a scar on his chin that turns red when it's cold outside.
He writes poetry when he's not planting his vegetable garden. He drinks scotch.
I'm just trying to find him.

Paul?

MissingU Wrote:
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> Wilbur Wrote:
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>
> > Maybe it was short for Paula.
>
> NO.
>
> Paul is a man, with dark hair and a horse. He has
> a scar on his chin that turns red when it's cold
> outside.
> He writes poetry when he's not planting his
> vegetable garden. He drinks scotch.
> I'm just trying to find him.
>
> Paul?


No, Paula was the name of the horse.

Why would he be named Paula if he was a man?

You make no sense.

Do you know what breed the horse is? Clydesdale? Italian Trotter perhaps?



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Paul Simon Wrote:
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> No, Paula was the name of the horse.
>
> Why would he be named Paula if he was a man?
>
> You make no sense.


Hey, I'm just looking for Paul

And, no, he doesn't dress up like a woman and sit in a coffee shop acting like that's a normal thing to do.

MissingU Wrote:
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> Paul Simon Wrote:
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>
> > No, Paula was the name of the horse.
> >
> > Why would he be named Paula if he was a man?
> >
> > You make no sense.
>
>
> Hey, I'm just looking for Paul
>
> And, no, he doesn't dress up like a woman and sit
> in a coffee shop acting like that's a normal thing
> to do.

eesh Wrote:
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> Do you know what breed the horse is? Clydesdale?
> Italian Trotter perhaps?

Just a horse, don't know if it's Italian.

Is this him? Wrote:
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> src="http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/04/0
> 6/travel/dallas-horse-600.jpg">


Paul doesn't smoke.

I don't think Paul is here.

I'm moving on to another message board.

Paul, if you find this, I miss the sweet cyber music we made, good bye, my love.

I'll never find another Paul.

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> src="http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/04/0
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> > 6/travel/dallas-horse-600.jpg">
>
>
> Paul doesn't smoke.
>
> I don't think Paul is here.
>
> I'm moving on to another message board.
>
> Paul, if you find this, I miss the sweet cyber
> music we made, good bye, my love.
>
> I'll never find another Paul.


I think Paul's wife found out.

Maybe Paul calls his penis his "horse" like mine is my "hog".

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> Maybe Paul calls his penis his "horse" like mine
> is my "hog".


I call mine the Albino Anaconda.

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> Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> > Maybe Paul calls his penis his "horse" like
> mine
> > is my "hog".
>
>
> I call mine the Albino Anaconda.


I'd think with all the dirty girls in and around Richmond, it would be more like a spotted snake (spots are from the herp and other various diseases):
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Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> Maybe Paul calls his penis his "horse" like mine
> is my "hog".

No, I saw a picture of his horse. It was very nice.

MissingU Wrote:
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> Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> > Maybe Paul calls his penis his "horse" like
> mine
> > is my "hog".
>
> No, I saw a picture of his horse. It was very
> nice.


He lost the horse in the divorce after his wife found out about your affair.

hey im here! sorry for the delay still want to pick up where we left off? or should i say pick you up and ride me like the cowgirl you are ;)

She knows Wrote:
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> I think Paul's wife found out.

No, Paul isn't married. We were falling in love and had plans on meeting in real life, at a quiet restaurant. Then I lost my internet service.

I miss him; he made me feel good.

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> >
> > I think Paul's wife found out.
>
> No, Paul isn't married. We were falling in love
> and had plans on meeting in real life, at a quiet
> restaurant. Then I lost my internet service.
>
> I miss him; he made me feel good.


That's what that cheating bastard told you and the rest of them anyway...

blackstallionpaul Wrote:
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> hey im here! sorry for the delay still want to
> pick up where we left off? or should i say pick
> you up and ride me like the cowgirl you are ;)

Paul used to talk about picking me up in just that way, but Paul would never post that for everyone to read. He would have put that in a PM.

You shouldn't pretend to be Paul and get me excited like that. That's just not right.

MissingU Wrote:
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>
> Paul used to talk about picking me up in just that
> way, but Paul would never post that for everyone
> to read. He would have put that in a PM.
>



That would be difficult since you're not registered or logged in.

But then Paul always did go for the dumb ones.

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> That's what that cheating bastard told you and the
> rest of them anyway...


No. no, no, no. Paul is not like that.

He was divorced five years ago after his wife, I guess that woud be you, started having cyber-sex with a dentist from Illinois.

Paul was devestasted at the time.

I can't find that cheating loser either.

MissingU Wrote:
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> > That's what that cheating bastard told you and
> the
> > rest of them anyway...
>
>
> No. no, no, no. Paul is not like that.
>
> He was divorced five years ago after his wife, I
> guess that would be you, started having cyber-sex
> with a dentist from Illinois.
>
> Paul was devastated at the time.

Looking at pics of Paul's horse caused me to make mistakes in the above post. That's the affect Paul has on me. Where is the edit button? I'll try editing it here and maybe it will jump up and edit my original. Let's see.

Me and Paul


Paul not only made himself up too look mean he came in pretty handy on the road in the early days when we ran into trouble.

On The Road Again

God Bless Brother Spears! Will always miss him!

MissingU Wrote:
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> Looking at pics of Paul's horse caused me to make
> mistakes in the above post. That's the affect Paul
> has on me. Where is the edit button? I'll try
> editing it here and maybe it will jump up and edit
> my original. Let's see.


Like she said above, Paul always did like the dumb ones.

Paul's Second ex-Wife Wrote:
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> MissingU Wrote:
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> >
> > Looking at pics of Paul's horse caused me to
> make
> > mistakes in the above post. That's the affect
> Paul
> > has on me. Where is the edit button? I'll try
> > editing it here and maybe it will jump up and
> edit
> > my original. Let's see.
>


> Like she said above, Paul always did like the dumb
> ones.

AS I said, Paul was married once, to a cyber sex maniac, so you must be a wannabe-married-to-Paul groupie.

And, I'm not dumb; I'm just in love.

MissingU Wrote:
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>
> AS I said, Paul was married once, to a cyber sex
> maniac, so you must be a wannabe-married-to-Paul
> groupie.
>
> And, I'm not dumb; I'm just in love.



I wish to inform you that "Paul" was a Nigerian scammer named Palitumbo Ayokunle who has taken advantage of many women like yourself.

You are fortunate that this ended before he could persuade you to send money to him on the pretense of not being able to afford a needed operation for his horse.

Paul is transparent. As are you.

I WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nigerian Ministry of Justice Wrote:
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> I wish to inform you that "Paul" was a Nigerian
> scammer named Palitumbo Ayokunle who has taken
> advantage of many women like yourself.

The man I saw on Skype didn't look like a Palitumbo; he looked like a Paul.

> You are fortunate that this ended before he could
> persuade you to send money to him on the pretense
> of not being able to afford a needed operation for
> his horse.

I've chatted with Nigerian scammers and they've all had accents ....the same accent. Paul is accent-less.

Oh where, oh where, could my Paul be?
Lost on the internets, searching for me?

My name is Paul-son..as in robert Paulson...my name is Robert Paulson.

MissingU Wrote:
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> Nigerian Ministry of Justice Wrote:
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>
> > I wish to inform you that "Paul" was a Nigerian
> > scammer named Palitumbo Ayokunle who has taken
> > advantage of many women like yourself.
>
> The man I saw on Skype didn't look like a
> Palitumbo; he looked like a Paul.
>
> > You are fortunate that this ended before he
> could
> > persuade you to send money to him on the
> pretense
> > of not being able to afford a needed operation
> for
> > his horse.
>
> I've chatted with Nigerian scammers and they've
> all had accents ....the same accent. Paul is
> accent-less.
>
> Oh where, oh where, could my Paul be?
> Lost on the internets, searching for me?


I regret to inform you that you were the victim of a common Nigerian dating scam. See below.

Paul with horse. Paul R Stallion.

Coincidence? I think not.



Nigerian dating scam

by Madee
(Sweden)

Paul R Stallion, widower with 10 year old daughter Tracy, claimed he lived in Crystal Bay, NV, dealing with antiques and art. Wife died of lungcancer.

Went to Nigeria to buy some goods and last night there he and his daughter was robbed and taken to hospital. Passport and tickets still there so America Embassy would not care, phone and credit cards gone and no opportunity to reach no-one in US.

God fearing man, good looking with sweet looking daughter at the stolen pics. Very good English but sometimes with the what I have learned Am a man, instead of I am a man.

He would be your perfect match, on the phone he had a Southern accent.

I did some research, address no where to be found, phone went to Reno, not Crystal Bay. He even tried to convince me the last day of his so-called stay in Lagos that I was wrong, he would never do anthing to hurt a innocent woman, I could call the manager of the hotel and I told him I did not want to speak with his friend, that I think you are Nigerian scam and then he(or even she??!!) tried to tell me how stupid I would feel afterwards when he and his daughter would come on line from NV.

I recieved the most beautiful emails about what he would think of our future together, the things we would do on our way to grow old.

Little attention was out in the kids actually and he moved on very quickly in the relation too, which made me suspicious. Also sent me a huge bouquet of lovely flowers. My 11-year old son said to me: MUM and yo told me to not give away the address on the net.

STUPID STUPID STUPID, luckily I never sent any money, and I so wonder who the man and the girl on the pics are and now I guess my pics are going to get used too.


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Paul Stallion
by: Anonymous

Wow! Thanks for the heads up. I was about to be next!

I'm sure there are lots of Pauls with horses out there. And, I'm sure some of those Pauls committed crimes against nature, but not my Paul.

I'm searching City-Data, Topix, DCUM, HealthBoards (sexualhealth) and Palchat. Any other suggestions?

I’m also busy monitoring traffic cameras. Last night I was glued to the camera on 495 just north of Rte. 50. Today I’m watching the Dulles Toll Rd, mile marker 49 east-bound.



* someone registered my name "MissingU" so I was forced to add a dot.

MissingU. Wrote:
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> I'm sure there are lots of Pauls with horses out
> there. And, I'm sure some of those Pauls committed
> crimes against nature, but not my Paul.
>
> I'm searching City-Data, Topix, DCUM, HealthBoards
> (sexualhealth) and Palchat. Any other
> suggestions?
>
> I’m also busy monitoring traffic cameras. Last
> night I was glued to the camera on 495 just north
> of Rte. 50. Today I’m watching the Dulles Toll
> Rd, mile marker 49 east-bound.
>
>
>
> * someone registered my name "MissingU" so I was
> forced to add a dot.
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This is the real MissingU, so ignore any possible comments by the fake, who is pretending to be me so he can have Paul to himself.

Anyway, good news:

I just spotted Paul's car on I-66 heading east @ mile marker 69.8.

I'm sure it's Paul for two reasons.

When Paul listens to music, he makes this funny motion with his head, sorta like Stevie Wonder.

Also, after Paul "lost" his car at Giant's and reported it stolen, he put a red smiley ball on his antenna.

Anyone on I-66? He's driving a 96/97 Volvo, a tannish-coppery-brown color.

Anyone??

nigga stop paulin n shit. a few things, if there was such a connection why wasnt any contact information exchanged? you talked on skype right? so you have his skype account name no? no email, no phone numby? shit just dont add up naw meen?

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I lost my files when I accidentally set my computer on fire.

But, that's neither here nor there.

Right now, there's a man out there, a man who is probably drowning his loneliness in booze and boobs, wondering what happened to me.

Tomorrow, I'll tack some missing person signs on a few telephone poles, but after that, I'm moving on. I have to.

Paul is about to shoot his load in my ass while he fucks me really good and hard.

MissingPaul Wrote:
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> I lost my files when I accidentally set my
> computer on fire.
>
> But, that's neither here nor there.
>
> Right now, there's a man out there, a man who is
> probably drowning his loneliness in booze and
> boobs, wondering what happened to me.
>
> Tomorrow, I'll tack some missing person signs on a
> few telephone poles, but after that, I'm moving
> on. I have to.



Paul is a dead man,
Paul is a dead man,
miss him,
miss him,
miss him

Ringo Wrote:
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>
> Paul is a dead man,
> Paul is a dead man,
> miss him,
> miss him,
> miss him


I'm sitting here, busy with my poster board and magic markers, and then I see this post from Ringo.

Paul isn't dead!!!

number nine, number nine, number nine (repetition, my OCD kicking in)

MissingPaul Wrote:
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> I lost my files when I accidentally set my
> computer on fire.
>
> But, that's neither here nor there.
>
> Right now, there's a man out there, a man who is
> probably drowning his loneliness in booze and
> boobs, wondering what happened to me.
>
> Tomorrow, I'll tack some missing person signs on a
> few telephone poles, but after that, I'm moving
> on. I have to.


..how do you accidentally swet your CPU on fire??..

FREELOADER Wrote:
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> ..how do you accidentally swet your CPU on
> fire??..


Well, I dropped my computer and it broke but I like having a desktop, I don't know why, but I do.

So I found an old one I had lying around and carefully carried it into my office, but with my desk in a new location I couldn't plug in the cord.

So I borrowed the extension cord I use for my alarm clock, which I shouldn't have done, but I don't know shit about electricity, and I dragged the cord across the room, hiding it under a rug, which I've heard you shouldn't do, but I thought that was just one of those things people say.

So, I'm on the computer, chatting with Paul and I smell this electrical odor and I'm thinking, I wonder what that is and I even say to Paul, hey, I smell something.

But, then I see sparks, and within seconds there's fire coming out of the wall, so I took my water, ran across the room and poured it on the socket, but apparently you're not supposed to do that either, 'cause the fire only got bigger and then suddenly, bam, my computer exploded.

I was like, WTF.

MissingU Wrote:
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> Anyone here named Paul? I met someone named Paul,
> on a message board, but when I lost my internet
> service I lost Paul. We really clicked and "OFF
> TOPIC" rings a bell so I'm thinking maybe Paul
> hangs out here.
>
> Paul?


Hey, my name is Paul. I have dark hair, a scar on my chin and I love poetry and scotch! I dont have a horse but I gotta horse sized cock and can make you feel good:) What do you look like??

Paul... Wrote:
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> Hey, my name is Paul. I have dark hair, a scar on
> my chin and I love poetry and scotch! I dont have
> a horse but I gotta horse sized cock and can make
> you feel good:) What do you look like??


Hmmmmm. I'm suspicious of this post.

If you were Paul, you would know that penis size isn’t important to me, which worked out well for Paul.

Paul knows how to make a woman reach the heights of ecstasy with his hands, his words, his creativity, his understanding of the female body and his awareness of what turns me on.

He'd have me hotter than the fire in my computer just with the words he typed over the internets.

Oh God, Paul, where are you?

Stalker

Paul is an undocumented worker. Probably lives in Herndon.

__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
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> > Hey, my name is Paul. I have dark hair, a scar
> on
> > my chin and I love poetry and scotch! I dont
> have
> > a horse but I gotta horse sized cock and can
> make
> > you feel good:) What do you look like??
>
>
> Hmmmmm. I'm suspicious of this post.
>
> If you were Paul, you would know that penis size
> isn’t important to me, which worked out well for
> Paul.
>
> Paul knows how to make a woman reach the heights
> of ecstasy with his hands, his words, his
> creativity, his understanding of the female body
> and his awareness of what turns me on.
>
> He'd have me hotter than the fire in my computer
> just with the words he typed over the internets.
>
> Oh God, Paul, where are you?


I can do all that too baby, plus, I gotta bottle of scotch and a huge cock!

Warhawk Wrote:
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> Paul is an undocumented worker. Probably lives in
> Herndon.

That Paul is cute. If I can't find mine, can I have him?

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> I can do all that too baby, plus, I gotta bottle
> of scotch and a huge cock!

I don't drink scotch.

Paul is an architect. What are you?

I need a man with a creative mind.

I don't work well with the "wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am" types.

Of course, that doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy a WBTYM; sometimes that’s exactly what I want.

I thought Paul was dead. Or was Paul the Walrus?

Ringo Wrote:
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> I thought Paul was dead. Or was Paul the Walrus?

no and no

are you trippin'?

The walrus was a big time bad guy; my Paul is an angel.

MissingPaul Wrote:
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> Paul.. Wrote:
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>
> > I can do all that too baby, plus, I gotta
> bottle
> > of scotch and a huge cock!
>
> I don't drink scotch.
>
> Paul is an architect. What are you?
>
> I need a man with a creative mind.
>
> I don't work well with the
> "wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am" types.
>
> Of course, that doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy a
> WBTYM; sometimes that’s exactly what I want.


Im creative..I know lots of fun positions:)

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> Im creative..I know lots of fun positions:)


Oh really?

Do you know the Jump Down Turn Around Pick A Bale Of Cotton?