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Lets lick that veejay
Posted by: Mama told me ()
Date: January 29, 2013 02:17PM

Brazilian wife accused of planting toxic substance on her genitals before luring her husband to bed

A woman is being sued by her husband for allegedly trying to kill him by putting poison in her genitals and then asking him to perform oral sex.

The Brazilian wife is accused of planting a toxic substance on her genitals before luring her husband to bed.

Reports in the South American country suggest he was ready and willing, and only escaped death because he noticed a strange smell.

The curious husband then took his wife to hospital in Sao Jose do Rito Preto to find out the cause of the unusual odour.

The alleged attempt on his life was exposed when tests on his wife discovered traces of a poisonous substance down below.

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Re: Lets lick that veejay
Posted by: oh shiznit!!!! ()
Date: January 29, 2013 02:26PM

Just remember the ole' saying:

If it smells like fish WHAT A DISH!!!!

If it smells like cologne LEAVE IT ALONE!!!!

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Re: Lets lick that veejay
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: January 29, 2013 02:51PM

Mama told me Wrote:
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> Brazilian wife accused of planting toxic substance
> on her genitals before luring her husband to bed
>
> A woman is being sued by her husband for allegedly
> trying to kill him by putting poison in her
> genitals and then asking him to perform oral sex.
>
> The Brazilian wife is accused of planting a toxic
> substance on her genitals before luring her
> husband to bed.
>


okay okay already

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Re: Lets lick that veejay
Posted by: oh shiznit!!!! ()
Date: January 29, 2013 02:54PM

ooooops, forgot one:

If it's hairy IT'S GOING TO BE SCARY!!!!

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Re: Lets lick that veejay
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: January 29, 2013 04:50PM

Fresh fish has no smell at all.

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Re: Lets lick that veejay
Posted by: Dick Long ()
Date: January 29, 2013 04:52PM

So we find it it was not so cunninglingus.

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Re: Lets lick that veejay
Posted by: Groovy-Ghoul ()
Date: January 29, 2013 05:09PM

Brazilian girl? Didn't she burn up in that nightclub fire? MWU-HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Re: Lets lick that veejay
Posted by: Nurse Practitioner ()
Date: January 29, 2013 09:30PM

Smelly cat. Smelly cat. What are they feeding you?

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Re: Lets lick that veejay
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 30, 2013 12:52AM

Wasn't she worried that the toxic substance would be absorbed in her snatch?

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