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gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
bikes are for fags
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Date: July 15, 2008 10:24AM
Why are there so many men riding bikes in the Burke Lake aera? This phenomenon of single and small groups of men wearing skin tight bike panties has got me baffled. Many are over weight but still insist on showing off their hairy beer guts. Are these homo's looking to have sex in the park? I understand they meet up and go into the thick wooded area and have homosex while another stands lookout. I actually caught two men behind a sound wall along 123 fixing a bike tire so they said. I told them the police were on the look out for homo's having sex in this area. They miraculously fixed the flat tire and rode off as if I interrupted something. If your husband likes to go "ride his bike alone wearing bike panties I would hire a PI then a lawyer and protect your self form future diseases. NOTICE to HOMO bikers STAY OUT OF BURKE LAKE we are watching you!!!!!
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
Jester
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Date: July 15, 2008 10:37AM
It's called Fairfax County Tour De France syndrome.
When the tour de france comes on TV every single male nerd in the county has to dress up like Lance Armstrong and ride a bike for the next month or so.
When the tour de france comes on TV every single male nerd in the county has to dress up like Lance Armstrong and ride a bike for the next month or so.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
Numbers
()
Date: July 15, 2008 11:36AM
Did you ever think they might be trying to actually get into shape or stay in shape?
Why would gay people feel compelled to go to Burke Lake to have sex?
Are you sure you don't have more knowledge of this than your letting on?
Were you dating one and he broke your heart and now feel some form of vengeance?
I think there may be some underlying issues here. C'mon, out with it!
Why would gay people feel compelled to go to Burke Lake to have sex?
Are you sure you don't have more knowledge of this than your letting on?
Were you dating one and he broke your heart and now feel some form of vengeance?
I think there may be some underlying issues here. C'mon, out with it!
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
WashingToneLocian
()
Date: July 15, 2008 11:55AM
bikes are for fags Wrote:
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NOTICE to HOMO bikers
> STAY OUT OF BURKE LAKE we are watching you!!!!!
You would think having a bike seat up your ass while riding over a gravel road would take care of any gay tendencies.
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NOTICE to HOMO bikers
> STAY OUT OF BURKE LAKE we are watching you!!!!!
You would think having a bike seat up your ass while riding over a gravel road would take care of any gay tendencies.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
WashingToneLocian
()
Date: July 15, 2008 11:57AM
Jester Wrote:
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> It's called Fairfax County Tour De France
> syndrome.
>
> When the tour de france comes on TV every single
> male nerd in the county has to dress up like Lance
> Armstrong and ride a bike for the next month or
> so.
No shit. I see this all the time.
The funny thing is, it's not like these people are riding fast enough for wind resistance to be an issue. Yet they put on the bicycle shorts and shave their legs. Dummies.
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> It's called Fairfax County Tour De France
> syndrome.
>
> When the tour de france comes on TV every single
> male nerd in the county has to dress up like Lance
> Armstrong and ride a bike for the next month or
> so.
No shit. I see this all the time.
The funny thing is, it's not like these people are riding fast enough for wind resistance to be an issue. Yet they put on the bicycle shorts and shave their legs. Dummies.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
Speed Racer
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Date: July 15, 2008 12:11PM
If you've ever ridden for 20 miles or so you'd realize the importance of padded bike pants. Obviously you never have. You are probably some fat,lazy TV watcher with latent gay fantasies.tUypw
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
WashingToneLocian
()
Date: July 15, 2008 12:57PM
Speed Racer Wrote:
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> If you've ever ridden for 20 miles or so you'd
> realize the importance of padded bike pants.
> Obviously you never have. You are probably some
> fat,lazy TV watcher with latent gay
> fantasies.tUypw
And why do they pad the fucking pants? Why not pad the stupid seat??? WTF is up with that???
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> If you've ever ridden for 20 miles or so you'd
> realize the importance of padded bike pants.
> Obviously you never have. You are probably some
> fat,lazy TV watcher with latent gay
> fantasies.tUypw
And why do they pad the fucking pants? Why not pad the stupid seat??? WTF is up with that???
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
DirtDigler
()
Date: July 15, 2008 01:06PM
Not saying bikers are gay, but I'll be damned to say they don't think they own the road when they're tooting around town with their tight panted buddies. I got into a fight 2 summers with one of these assclowns while riding my motorcycle. The fukn' guy crosses the street and didn't stop at the STOP sign on his bike path. I had to slam the breaks and my rear wheel came off the ground making me almost dump the bike. I got off and he was yelling at me... like I did something wrong. I took my gear off and started walking towards him and he ran back to his bike and took off. Fukn' jurkoff. And it's happened several other times... these dudes cannot obey their laws on bikes.
The comment about the tour de france fanboys is true, I can't count how many USPS tight suits I see in the morning. So corny... IMO
The comment about the tour de france fanboys is true, I can't count how many USPS tight suits I see in the morning. So corny... IMO
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
Speed Racer
()
Date: July 15, 2008 05:08PM
Both the seats and the pants are padded, assclown
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
tricki
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Date: July 15, 2008 06:32PM
I go to Burke Lake Park all the time and I never see homo bike riders. They are just guys trying to get some exercise but some may be homos. I never see any in pink though. I also never see them in pairs. There is a rest room near the volleyball courts and it does have a sign on the door that says "No loitering."
That Lance Armstrong is hot and he is now dating Kate Hudson. Speaking of homos, she needs to get her son's hair cut!! Maybe Lance will talk her into getting that boy a manly hairstyle.
Oh there is one park where homos do hang out and meet. it is Poplar Tree Park. I followed some guy there and he took a 6 pack of beer and met another guy in that rest room. A few weeks later, the police arrested about four men for having guy type sex and they were all from the neighborhood!!!!! I never let my son go there during football games because I was afraid of preverts.
This is the honest to God truth about Poplar Tree Park.
Trickie
That Lance Armstrong is hot and he is now dating Kate Hudson. Speaking of homos, she needs to get her son's hair cut!! Maybe Lance will talk her into getting that boy a manly hairstyle.
Oh there is one park where homos do hang out and meet. it is Poplar Tree Park. I followed some guy there and he took a 6 pack of beer and met another guy in that rest room. A few weeks later, the police arrested about four men for having guy type sex and they were all from the neighborhood!!!!! I never let my son go there during football games because I was afraid of preverts.
This is the honest to God truth about Poplar Tree Park.
Trickie
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
j
()
Date: July 15, 2008 06:35PM
oh, you're THAT guy? the fact that you are dense enough to even consider assaulting someone just because they challenge your ability to control your vehicle says volumes. you don't get to go around beating up everyone who doesn't know the rules of the road as well as you do, tough guy.
enjoy your pre-mature heart attack, hot head.
DirtDigler Wrote:
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> Not saying bikers are gay, but I'll be damned to
> say they don't think they own the road when
> they're tooting around town with their tight
> panted buddies. I got into a fight 2 summers with
> one of these assclowns while riding my motorcycle.
> The fukn' guy crosses the street and didn't stop
> at the STOP sign on his bike path. I had to slam
> the breaks and my rear wheel came off the ground
> making me almost dump the bike. I got off and he
> was yelling at me... like I did something wrong.
> I took my gear off and started walking towards him
> and he ran back to his bike and took off. Fukn'
> jurkoff. And it's happened several other times...
> these dudes cannot obey their laws on bikes.
>
> The comment about the tour de france fanboys is
> true, I can't count how many USPS tight suits I
> see in the morning. So corny... IMO
enjoy your pre-mature heart attack, hot head.
DirtDigler Wrote:
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> Not saying bikers are gay, but I'll be damned to
> say they don't think they own the road when
> they're tooting around town with their tight
> panted buddies. I got into a fight 2 summers with
> one of these assclowns while riding my motorcycle.
> The fukn' guy crosses the street and didn't stop
> at the STOP sign on his bike path. I had to slam
> the breaks and my rear wheel came off the ground
> making me almost dump the bike. I got off and he
> was yelling at me... like I did something wrong.
> I took my gear off and started walking towards him
> and he ran back to his bike and took off. Fukn'
> jurkoff. And it's happened several other times...
> these dudes cannot obey their laws on bikes.
>
> The comment about the tour de france fanboys is
> true, I can't count how many USPS tight suits I
> see in the morning. So corny... IMO
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
bikepantgiggle
()
Date: July 15, 2008 07:29PM
Seriously, bike pants are something Richard Simmons would wear.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
496
()
Date: July 15, 2008 10:45PM
Seriouthly
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Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
Eastsider
()
Date: July 16, 2008 12:18AM
You guys are completely wrong about the padding on bicycle seats. Turn on Versus and look at the TDF today; you'll see that those seats have no padding what so ever. They are designed so that your assmeat cushions you. Also, the "padding" in the bike shorts is chamois leather (shammy). It's purpose isn't to cushion you, but to wick away perspiration so you don't chafe.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: July 16, 2008 12:54AM
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Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: July 16, 2008 01:09AM
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Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
TheMeeper
()
Date: July 16, 2008 06:44AM
Alias Wrote:
>> Meeper/496/WashingToneLocian/Eastsider/Inkahootz..
> and, your other names.... Are you legal?
Can anyone figure out what Alias is trying to say here?
It's sorta funny that he came back online 20 minutes later to make another unintelligible comment. It's like he sits online talking to himself. Sorta like an internet homeless person.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/16/2008 06:44AM by TheMeeper.
>> Meeper/496/WashingToneLocian/Eastsider/Inkahootz..
> and, your other names.... Are you legal?
Can anyone figure out what Alias is trying to say here?
It's sorta funny that he came back online 20 minutes later to make another unintelligible comment. It's like he sits online talking to himself. Sorta like an internet homeless person.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/16/2008 06:44AM by TheMeeper.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
Speed Racer
()
Date: July 16, 2008 06:47AM
He's no doubt beating off to gay porn.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
WashingToneLocian
()
Date: July 16, 2008 11:44AM
This is how they handle this shit in Ohio...
SOUTH TOLEDO -- A man riding his bicycle to work was shot and killed just after sunrise Tuesday morning in South Toledo.
It was his first day of riding his bicycle to work.
...Welcome to Tour De Fuckyouup, beyatch!
SOUTH TOLEDO -- A man riding his bicycle to work was shot and killed just after sunrise Tuesday morning in South Toledo.
It was his first day of riding his bicycle to work.
...Welcome to Tour De Fuckyouup, beyatch!
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
Bull Conner
()
Date: July 16, 2008 01:20PM
What they didn't say was that both the shooter and the bicyclist were niggers.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
WashingToneLocian
()
Date: July 16, 2008 01:30PM
Bull Conner Wrote:
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> What they didn't say was that both the shooter and
> the bicyclist were niggers.
Actually, the guy who got shot was a white grandfather who had just recovered from cancer. At least he doesn't have to worry about the cancer coming back.
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> What they didn't say was that both the shooter and
> the bicyclist were niggers.
Actually, the guy who got shot was a white grandfather who had just recovered from cancer. At least he doesn't have to worry about the cancer coming back.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
j
()
Date: July 16, 2008 04:06PM
arent you the clever hillbilly. did you learn how to work webtv all by yourself?
Bull Conner Wrote:
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> What they didn't say was that both the shooter and
> the bicyclist were niggers.
Bull Conner Wrote:
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> What they didn't say was that both the shooter and
> the bicyclist were niggers.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
Bull Connor
()
Date: July 16, 2008 04:54PM
Your sister taught me while she was sucking my dick
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
ITRADE
()
Date: July 16, 2008 05:06PM
That wasn't his sister.....You forgot to check for the adams apple.....
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
inkahootz
()
Date: July 16, 2008 05:28PM
ITRADE Wrote:
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> That wasn't his sister.....You forgot to check for
> the adams apple.....
Attachments:
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> That wasn't his sister.....You forgot to check for
> the adams apple.....
Attachments:
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
Bull Connor
()
Date: July 16, 2008 05:54PM
You must be a nigger too.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
ITRADE
()
Date: July 16, 2008 07:27PM
No, but I know your mom really liked double penetration with them. Thats how she could give birth to a giant, well-rounded, well-marbled piece of shit like you.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
Bull Connor
()
Date: July 16, 2008 08:56PM
But the fact remains, you're a nigger.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
j
()
Date: July 16, 2008 10:56PM
thats really quite a diverse range of insults you have there. the n-word, a sister-boning reference, um... the n-word. is that really all you have to work with?
Bull Connor Wrote:
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> But the fact remains, you're a nigger.
Bull Connor Wrote:
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> But the fact remains, you're a nigger.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: July 16, 2008 11:18PM
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Posted by:
inkahootz
()
Date: July 16, 2008 11:29PM
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Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
Rider
()
Date: July 16, 2008 11:39PM
WashingToneLocian Wrote:
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> bikes are for fags Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> NOTICE to HOMO bikers
> > STAY OUT OF BURKE LAKE we are watching you!!!!!
>
>
> You would think having a bike seat up your ass
> while riding over a gravel road would take care of
> any gay tendencies.
Is that what works for you?
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> bikes are for fags Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> NOTICE to HOMO bikers
> > STAY OUT OF BURKE LAKE we are watching you!!!!!
>
>
> You would think having a bike seat up your ass
> while riding over a gravel road would take care of
> any gay tendencies.
Is that what works for you?
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: July 17, 2008 12:22AM
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Posted by:
inkahootz
()
Date: July 17, 2008 02:07AM
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Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
Bull Connor
()
Date: July 17, 2008 06:25AM
There's no insult greater than and nothing worse than being a nigger. It seems to get you upset at least.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
Amazed
()
Date: July 17, 2008 10:47AM
I thought inbreeding was outlawed in Virginia, but I see the results of it are alive and well. Bull Conner I'm glad you have electricity in your double wide, and that your sister/wife was able to help you get online. You are the reason people want to enact the retroactive abortion law.
Your momma/auntie must be proud. The Hills truly do have eyes.
Your momma/auntie must be proud. The Hills truly do have eyes.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
Lurker.
()
Date: July 17, 2008 11:07AM
Sorry, but guys wearing skin tight biking pants and riding around the neighborhood is a little freaky to me. Especially if the guy is 40-50 ish.
Now women on the other hand I enjoy seeing the skin tight biking pants and spandex outfits, I don't care what the reason is. : )
Now women on the other hand I enjoy seeing the skin tight biking pants and spandex outfits, I don't care what the reason is. : )
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
SRE
()
Date: July 17, 2008 12:54PM
Lurker,
Stop looking at those girls, they are on their way to swim team practice. You really should get up off of that park bench some time, and wipe your nose!
Now for Adult Women.... you will not see too many of them on the streets as you describe, after all... it is illegal to [punch line removed] in Fairfax County.
:-)
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Stop looking at those girls, they are on their way to swim team practice. You really should get up off of that park bench some time, and wipe your nose!
Now for Adult Women.... you will not see too many of them on the streets as you describe, after all... it is illegal to [punch line removed] in Fairfax County.
:-)
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 07/17/2008 12:55PM by SRE.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
ITRADE
()
Date: July 17, 2008 02:44PM
inkahootz Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Inkahootz,
> >
> > Why are you posting pics from TheMeeper's photo
> > album.
> >
> > Oh, shit, I forgot, you're just a figment of
> > TheMeeper's imagination.
>
>
> I actually got it from an ITRADE post in an
> earlier thread. Here's the link:
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/100
> 676/100734.html#msg-100734
What he said....
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Inkahootz,
> >
> > Why are you posting pics from TheMeeper's photo
> > album.
> >
> > Oh, shit, I forgot, you're just a figment of
> > TheMeeper's imagination.
>
>
> I actually got it from an ITRADE post in an
> earlier thread. Here's the link:
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/100
> 676/100734.html#msg-100734
What he said....
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
Bull Connor
()
Date: July 17, 2008 05:12PM
And you Amazed, are a nigger.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
ITRADE
()
Date: July 17, 2008 05:37PM
What do you want to bet that this guy is Vince's gay lover?
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
Letters
()
Date: July 17, 2008 11:29PM
Numbers Wrote:
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> Did you ever think they might be trying to
> actually get into shape or stay in shape?
Perhaps, but it could also be foreign diplomats fulfilling critical missions. Burk lake was and still is a popular dead drop spot.
> Why would gay people feel compelled to go to Burke
> Lake to have sex?
Cause their wives don't let them do it at home. Duh. Or, it could be that gays tend to latch onto a place and make it their spot. Think of it as the homo version of lookout point from years ago. I could ask you why would gay people feel compelled to go to know truck stops to have sex? Who the hell knows (besides them), but they do.
> Are you sure you don't have more knowledge of this
> than your letting on?
He probably does, do you?
> Were you dating one and he broke your heart and
> now feel some form of vengeance?
Did you just break someone's heart and fear vengeance?
> I think there may be some underlying issues here.
> C'mon, out with it!
Alot of people have issues, I think you might be one of them. You seem a bit defensive about gays in Burke Lake. Is it hard to believe that gays flock to a certain area? Ever heard of Rehobeth, DE, Fire Island, Provincetown, MA, San Francisco, DuPont Circle? My god, I am almost ashamed to be able to name that many. Looks like the whole world is turning gay.
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> Did you ever think they might be trying to
> actually get into shape or stay in shape?
Perhaps, but it could also be foreign diplomats fulfilling critical missions. Burk lake was and still is a popular dead drop spot.
> Why would gay people feel compelled to go to Burke
> Lake to have sex?
Cause their wives don't let them do it at home. Duh. Or, it could be that gays tend to latch onto a place and make it their spot. Think of it as the homo version of lookout point from years ago. I could ask you why would gay people feel compelled to go to know truck stops to have sex? Who the hell knows (besides them), but they do.
> Are you sure you don't have more knowledge of this
> than your letting on?
He probably does, do you?
> Were you dating one and he broke your heart and
> now feel some form of vengeance?
Did you just break someone's heart and fear vengeance?
> I think there may be some underlying issues here.
> C'mon, out with it!
Alot of people have issues, I think you might be one of them. You seem a bit defensive about gays in Burke Lake. Is it hard to believe that gays flock to a certain area? Ever heard of Rehobeth, DE, Fire Island, Provincetown, MA, San Francisco, DuPont Circle? My god, I am almost ashamed to be able to name that many. Looks like the whole world is turning gay.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
Numbers
()
Date: July 18, 2008 10:49AM
Letters Wrote:
> > Are you sure you don't have more knowledge of
> this
> > than your letting on?
>
> He probably does, do you?
Yes. I secretly tell my wife I'm going on a 20 mile bike ride in my $500 bike suit, with my $1,000 bicycle. But really I just go to Burke Lake and hang around in the bushes. It's FABULOUS!!!
>
> > Were you dating one and he broke your heart and
> > now feel some form of vengeance?
>
> Did you just break someone's heart and fear
> vengeance?
Yes, his name was Mephisto. He always insisted on going to Dupont Circle whenever I wanted to go to Burke Lake, so he left me. Now we're playing a deadly game of cat and mouse, but this time it's personal.
> > I think there may be some underlying issues
> here.
> > C'mon, out with it!
>
> Alot of people have issues, I think you might be
> one of them. You seem a bit defensive about gays
> in Burke Lake. Is it hard to believe that gays
> flock to a certain area? Ever heard of Rehobeth,
> DE, Fire Island, Provincetown, MA, San Francisco,
> DuPont Circle? My god, I am almost ashamed to be
> able to name that many. Looks like the whole
> world is turning gay.
Your right. Maybe I do have issues. Wanna meet me at Burke Lake and talk about them? I'll wear my sexy bike outfit and wait for you in the bushes.
> > Are you sure you don't have more knowledge of
> this
> > than your letting on?
>
> He probably does, do you?
Yes. I secretly tell my wife I'm going on a 20 mile bike ride in my $500 bike suit, with my $1,000 bicycle. But really I just go to Burke Lake and hang around in the bushes. It's FABULOUS!!!
>
> > Were you dating one and he broke your heart and
> > now feel some form of vengeance?
>
> Did you just break someone's heart and fear
> vengeance?
Yes, his name was Mephisto. He always insisted on going to Dupont Circle whenever I wanted to go to Burke Lake, so he left me. Now we're playing a deadly game of cat and mouse, but this time it's personal.
> > I think there may be some underlying issues
> here.
> > C'mon, out with it!
>
> Alot of people have issues, I think you might be
> one of them. You seem a bit defensive about gays
> in Burke Lake. Is it hard to believe that gays
> flock to a certain area? Ever heard of Rehobeth,
> DE, Fire Island, Provincetown, MA, San Francisco,
> DuPont Circle? My god, I am almost ashamed to be
> able to name that many. Looks like the whole
> world is turning gay.
Your right. Maybe I do have issues. Wanna meet me at Burke Lake and talk about them? I'll wear my sexy bike outfit and wait for you in the bushes.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
j
()
Date: July 18, 2008 11:39PM
oh noes! next thing you know, heterosexuals will be latching onto places and making it 'their spot' too.
Letters Wrote:
Or, it could be that gays tend to latch onto
> a place and make it their spot.
Letters Wrote:
Or, it could be that gays tend to latch onto
> a place and make it their spot.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
Speed Racer
()
Date: July 19, 2008 09:17AM
You said it O'Reilly!
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
kroll
()
Date: July 20, 2008 12:35PM
bikes are for fags Wrote:
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> Why are there so many men riding bikes in the
> Burke Lake aera? This phenomenon of single and
> small groups of men wearing skin tight bike
> panties has got me baffled. Many are over weight
> but still insist on showing off their hairy beer
> guts. Are these homo's looking to have sex in the
> park? I understand they meet up and go into the
> thick wooded area and have homosex while another
> stands lookout. I actually caught two men behind a
> sound wall along 123 fixing a bike tire so they
> said. I told them the police were on the look out
> for homo's having sex in this area. They
> miraculously fixed the flat tire and rode off as
> if I interrupted something. If your husband likes
> to go "ride his bike alone wearing bike panties I
> would hire a PI then a lawyer and protect your
> self form future diseases. NOTICE to HOMO bikers
> STAY OUT OF BURKE LAKE we are watching you!!!!!
NAH, It's just the West Springfield district station bike patrol team
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> Why are there so many men riding bikes in the
> Burke Lake aera? This phenomenon of single and
> small groups of men wearing skin tight bike
> panties has got me baffled. Many are over weight
> but still insist on showing off their hairy beer
> guts. Are these homo's looking to have sex in the
> park? I understand they meet up and go into the
> thick wooded area and have homosex while another
> stands lookout. I actually caught two men behind a
> sound wall along 123 fixing a bike tire so they
> said. I told them the police were on the look out
> for homo's having sex in this area. They
> miraculously fixed the flat tire and rode off as
> if I interrupted something. If your husband likes
> to go "ride his bike alone wearing bike panties I
> would hire a PI then a lawyer and protect your
> self form future diseases. NOTICE to HOMO bikers
> STAY OUT OF BURKE LAKE we are watching you!!!!!
NAH, It's just the West Springfield district station bike patrol team
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
outraged burke resident
()
Date: July 21, 2008 12:54PM
Two men were arrested in Burke Lake at 8:45 am this morning at the comfort station. They were caught having sex. How long does it take to appear in arrest files? They were handcuffed and their bikes were confiscated. They looked to be 40ish, and had on those ridiculous tight pants. Maybe if they weren't so colorfully dressed they wouldn't have been noticed. I didn't have my camera phone and no one in my walking group wanted to take a picture. These guys are sick!
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
Lordy
()
Date: July 21, 2008 12:57PM
You bull Dyke walkers are always jealous!
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
Noticer
()
Date: July 21, 2008 11:47PM
outraged burke resident Wrote:
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> Two men were arrested in Burke Lake at 8:45 am
> this morning at the comfort station. They were
> caught having sex. How long does it take to appear
> in arrest files? They were handcuffed and their
> bikes were confiscated. They looked to be 40ish,
> and had on those ridiculous tight pants. Maybe if
> they weren't so colorfully dressed they wouldn't
> have been noticed. I didn't have my camera phone
> and no one in my walking group wanted to take a
> picture. These guys are sick!
That would explain why WashinToneLocian didn't post until after 9.
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> Two men were arrested in Burke Lake at 8:45 am
> this morning at the comfort station. They were
> caught having sex. How long does it take to appear
> in arrest files? They were handcuffed and their
> bikes were confiscated. They looked to be 40ish,
> and had on those ridiculous tight pants. Maybe if
> they weren't so colorfully dressed they wouldn't
> have been noticed. I didn't have my camera phone
> and no one in my walking group wanted to take a
> picture. These guys are sick!
That would explain why WashinToneLocian didn't post until after 9.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
NewAmerikan
()
Date: August 07, 2008 11:11AM
Local areas need to be designated by the Gov't to avoid this kind of thing!
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
save our parks
()
Date: July 31, 2009 08:32AM
They are back...Fairfax undercover police arrested two homos having sex in the restroom. Two forty something men in spandex riding suits were caught and charged with sodomy. The park is "thick with men on bikes" said one officer. It appears they use hand signals when riding along rt 123 and the ffx pkwy to signal one another. I'm told once a hand signal has been made the respondent will signal by "presenting his ass" standing on the pedals. They then race to a secluded wooded location and pretend to fix a flat tire while actually sodomizing each other. If you don't think this is happening your naive. Just take a look at all the middle aged men riding their bikes alone in the park. If your husband likes to "work out" by riding his bike chances are very good that they are on the down low.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
WingNut
()
Date: July 31, 2009 09:08AM
Whatever happened to the good old pastime of rolling queers?
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
Lance
()
Date: July 31, 2009 09:56AM
Nothing wrong with a bicycle break man love.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
ThePackLeader
()
Date: July 31, 2009 10:45AM
WashingToneLocian Wrote:
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> Speed Racer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If you've ever ridden for 20 miles or so you'd
> > realize the importance of padded bike pants.
> > Obviously you never have. You are probably some
> > fat,lazy TV watcher with latent gay
> > fantasies.tUypw
>
>
> And why do they pad the fucking pants? Why not pad
> the stupid seat??? WTF is up with that???
What he conveniently failed to mention is that you can pad the seat. They even sell seat covers with gel padding built into it. I've never used any sort of "padding", even when mountain biking over railroad tracks, creeks, and rocky trails. The day that I wear spandex pants, is the day that Obama produces a hard copy of his long form Birth Certificate.
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> Speed Racer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If you've ever ridden for 20 miles or so you'd
> > realize the importance of padded bike pants.
> > Obviously you never have. You are probably some
> > fat,lazy TV watcher with latent gay
> > fantasies.tUypw
>
>
> And why do they pad the fucking pants? Why not pad
> the stupid seat??? WTF is up with that???
What he conveniently failed to mention is that you can pad the seat. They even sell seat covers with gel padding built into it. I've never used any sort of "padding", even when mountain biking over railroad tracks, creeks, and rocky trails. The day that I wear spandex pants, is the day that Obama produces a hard copy of his long form Birth Certificate.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
laker
()
Date: July 31, 2009 01:01PM
Wow your right. Last night I noticed two men meeting up on Laketree Drive near Burke Lake. They drove their cars to the end of the street got on their bikes and entered the wooded path to the lake......strange thing.... they were back in their car's and off in ten minuets. I will get their tag number and leave them a note on their windshields if they ever come back I think the bike suits are a disguise for a serious athlete and provides easy access for their homo activity.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
Warhawk
()
Date: July 31, 2009 01:12PM
Wow. I used to take my mountain bike around Burke Lake back in the day and NEVER noticed this. Thank goodness.
__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
old timey spy
()
Date: July 31, 2009 01:19PM
Warhawk Wrote:
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> Wow. I used to take my mountain bike around Burke
> Lake back in the day and NEVER noticed this.
> Thank goodness.
Back in the day, the KGB, CIA, and FBI pretty much chased off the butt pirates. With the end of the cold war and the spy business not quite as active as it used to be, the pillow biters are moving in.
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> Wow. I used to take my mountain bike around Burke
> Lake back in the day and NEVER noticed this.
> Thank goodness.
Back in the day, the KGB, CIA, and FBI pretty much chased off the butt pirates. With the end of the cold war and the spy business not quite as active as it used to be, the pillow biters are moving in.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
Warhawk
()
Date: July 31, 2009 01:24PM
Almost makes you wish that we were still in the Cold War. I think I'd take the prospect of a nuclear holocaust vs. having a flat tire and then having some guy try to ass rape me.
__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
catch'em
()
Date: July 31, 2009 01:30PM
Do what I do let the air out of their tires by putting a pebble in their valve stem cap and screwing it on until you hear air coming out. I would love to see these fags on the down low who went in the woods for a quickie come out to find all four tires on the ground. Then go offer them your cell phone to report the crime to the cops....watch them squirm having to explain why the went on a ten minuet bike ride. What a tangled web they weave....they will never park there again.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
pin 'em
()
Date: July 31, 2009 01:54PM
reminds me of the anecdote in one of wambaugh's books, about cops who would sit waiting in toilet stalls with glory holes, and when a penis came through, pierce it with a 4" hat pin, which would hold the offender in place until he could be arrested.
no stonewall, no grid, er, aids crisis.
no stonewall, no grid, er, aids crisis.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
public rr sex
()
Date: July 31, 2009 02:09PM
What is it with these arrests for sex acts in public rest rooms? I mean is the smell of sewage and man-ass some kind of aphrodesiac to these guys?
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
pin 'em
()
Date: July 31, 2009 02:13PM
yes, it's a turn-on.
however, the politically correct panglossian view would be that it's, at least in part, an artifact of societal repression.
however, the politically correct panglossian view would be that it's, at least in part, an artifact of societal repression.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
Johnny Walker
()
Date: July 31, 2009 02:47PM
I think it's that they can get caught that excites them. That, and that it's anonymous. Usually these are closeted gays that take part in these activities, from what I understand.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
§
()
Date: July 31, 2009 04:13PM
Wow. 1,700 views in about 2 weeks.
You might as well change the thread name to "free candy" or something.
You might as well change the thread name to "free candy" or something.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
Johnny Walker
()
Date: July 31, 2009 04:38PM
Actually the thread's a year old.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
yellowjersey
()
Date: July 31, 2009 04:48PM
You could call this "Republican's Meals on Wheels."
Standard pick-up lines could be, "Hi. My name is Steve. May I straighten your spokes? How about we hit the happy trails? Or we could just ride in tandem?"
Standard pick-up lines could be, "Hi. My name is Steve. May I straighten your spokes? How about we hit the happy trails? Or we could just ride in tandem?"
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
un-fairfax aboveground
()
Date: July 31, 2009 05:01PM
i dont care much for the bike outfits but what would you recommend they do? bike in baggy jeans?
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
Queen
()
Date: July 31, 2009 05:27PM
yellowjersey Wrote:
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> You could call this "Republican's Meals on
> Wheels."
>
> Standard pick-up lines could be, "Hi. My name is
> Steve. May I straighten your spokes? How about
> we hit the happy trails? Or we could just ride in
> tandem?"
Oooohhh... BURN!
+1000
HATE the Rethuglicans.
So happy with Obama... he's dreamy!
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> You could call this "Republican's Meals on
> Wheels."
>
> Standard pick-up lines could be, "Hi. My name is
> Steve. May I straighten your spokes? How about
> we hit the happy trails? Or we could just ride in
> tandem?"
Oooohhh... BURN!
+1000
HATE the Rethuglicans.
So happy with Obama... he's dreamy!
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
ThePackLeader
()
Date: July 31, 2009 06:43PM
yellowjersey Wrote:
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> You could call this "Republican's Meals on
> Wheels."
>
> Standard pick-up lines could be, "Hi. My name is
> Steve. May I straighten your spokes? How about
> we hit the happy trails? Or we could just ride in
> tandem?"
Yeah, because Barney Frank is ssssuch a Republican.
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> You could call this "Republican's Meals on
> Wheels."
>
> Standard pick-up lines could be, "Hi. My name is
> Steve. May I straighten your spokes? How about
> we hit the happy trails? Or we could just ride in
> tandem?"
Yeah, because Barney Frank is ssssuch a Republican.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
Nb
()
Date: July 31, 2009 07:27PM
You could call this "Democrat's Meals on
> Wheels."
>
> Standard pick-up lines could be, "Hi. My name is
> Bawney Fwank. May I straighten your spokes? How about
> we hit the happy trails? Or we could just ride in
> tandem?"
Oooohhh... BURN!
+2000
HATE the Thugocrats.
So unhappy with Obama... he's looks like mud!
> Wheels."
>
> Standard pick-up lines could be, "Hi. My name is
> Bawney Fwank. May I straighten your spokes? How about
> we hit the happy trails? Or we could just ride in
> tandem?"
Oooohhh... BURN!
+2000
HATE the Thugocrats.
So unhappy with Obama... he's looks like mud!
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
Dewey
()
Date: July 31, 2009 08:44PM
"Demothugs" would have been better.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
ThePackLeader
()
Date: August 01, 2009 12:36AM
Dewey Wrote:
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> "Demothugs" would have been better.
Or Demagogues.
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> "Demothugs" would have been better.
Or Demagogues.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
PIA
()
Date: August 01, 2009 08:08AM
I used to ride a bike alot when a teenager. The ones with the upturned handle bars and comfortable seats. The others are racing bikes and you're hunched over like a jockey on a horse.
I've seen biking fools lose their balance and fall into the road - even in an area where they were riding beside the road. Summer heat plus these guys in spandex. What about joggers and runners that are in the street even where there's a trail or sidewalk?
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/04/health/nutrition/04bike.html?pagewanted=print
I've seen biking fools lose their balance and fall into the road - even in an area where they were riding beside the road. Summer heat plus these guys in spandex. What about joggers and runners that are in the street even where there's a trail or sidewalk?
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/04/health/nutrition/04bike.html?pagewanted=print
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
Professor Gates
()
Date: August 01, 2009 10:15AM
I like a comfortable bottom myself. lol
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
ThePackLeader
()
Date: August 01, 2009 11:22PM
Professor Gates Wrote:
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> I like a comfortable bottom myself. lol
>
>
Oh no, watch out, he might accuse folks here of the "R" word.
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> I like a comfortable bottom myself. lol
>
>
Oh no, watch out, he might accuse folks here of the "R" word.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
they are back
()
Date: August 02, 2009 08:29AM
what can i say photo..... taken at the site of the new hope church on 123.
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Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
What dumbshits
()
Date: August 03, 2009 10:46AM
Wow... Lots of stupid fucking people in this thread.
Bunch of assclowns...
Bunch of assclowns...
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
frome
()
Date: August 03, 2009 11:27AM
they are back Wrote:
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> what can i say photo..... taken at the site of the
> new hope church on 123.
they were on their way to the Young Democrats meeting.
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> what can i say photo..... taken at the site of the
> new hope church on 123.
they were on their way to the Young Democrats meeting.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
Numbers
()
Date: August 03, 2009 11:33AM
All this thread has done is make the gay readers of this forum more aware that there are shenanigans going on at Burke Lake and now have another place to go to get action.
This is the "Rush Limbaugh/Bill O'Reilly" method of getting people to stop doing something. All it does is get more people into it by publicizing it.
I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if the starter of this thread is a closeted bike homo that caught his lover with another bike homo at Burke Lake and now is just a bitter old queen.
This is the "Rush Limbaugh/Bill O'Reilly" method of getting people to stop doing something. All it does is get more people into it by publicizing it.
I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if the starter of this thread is a closeted bike homo that caught his lover with another bike homo at Burke Lake and now is just a bitter old queen.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
bikes are for fags
()
Date: August 03, 2009 02:16PM
Numbers Wrote:
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> All this thread has done is make the gay readers
> of this forum more aware that there are
> shenanigans going on at Burke Lake and now have
> another place to go to get action.
>
> This is the "Rush Limbaugh/Bill O'Reilly" method
> of getting people to stop doing something. All it
> does is get more people into it by publicizing
> it.
>
> I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if the
> starter of this thread is a closeted bike homo
> that caught his lover with another bike homo at
> Burke Lake and now is just a bitter old queen.
No a-hole. It is just someone who likes to take their kids to the neighboring park without having to witness this kind of sick behavior. Message to you fags on the down low, I will call the park and or county police if see you loitering anywhere near the park. They want to catch you as bad as me.
-------------------------------------------------------
> All this thread has done is make the gay readers
> of this forum more aware that there are
> shenanigans going on at Burke Lake and now have
> another place to go to get action.
>
> This is the "Rush Limbaugh/Bill O'Reilly" method
> of getting people to stop doing something. All it
> does is get more people into it by publicizing
> it.
>
> I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if the
> starter of this thread is a closeted bike homo
> that caught his lover with another bike homo at
> Burke Lake and now is just a bitter old queen.
No a-hole. It is just someone who likes to take their kids to the neighboring park without having to witness this kind of sick behavior. Message to you fags on the down low, I will call the park and or county police if see you loitering anywhere near the park. They want to catch you as bad as me.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
§
()
Date: August 03, 2009 02:17PM
I hear that people who go to Burke Lake may be gay.
I also hear that Burke Lake has a frisbee golf course.
I understand that Republicans like frisbee golf a lot.
So, Republicans like to flick their discs into someone else's basket. Then they yell SCORE.
Interesting.
I also hear that Burke Lake has a frisbee golf course.
I understand that Republicans like frisbee golf a lot.
So, Republicans like to flick their discs into someone else's basket. Then they yell SCORE.
Interesting.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: August 03, 2009 02:18PM
I agree, this is degenerate behavior and has no place in a public park.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
claude
()
Date: August 03, 2009 02:27PM
§ Wrote:
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> I hear that people who go to Burke Lake may be
> gay.
>
> I also hear that Burke Lake has a frisbee golf
> course.
>
> I understand that Republicans like frisbee golf a
> lot.
>
> So, Republicans like to flick their discs into
> someone else's basket. Then they yell SCORE.
>
> Interesting.
Most disc golf people I see are dirty smelly hippies. I doubt they are Republicans. In any event, IF Republicans are playing disc golf, they do so laughing at the Democratic Roller Bladers.
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> I hear that people who go to Burke Lake may be
> gay.
>
> I also hear that Burke Lake has a frisbee golf
> course.
>
> I understand that Republicans like frisbee golf a
> lot.
>
> So, Republicans like to flick their discs into
> someone else's basket. Then they yell SCORE.
>
> Interesting.
Most disc golf people I see are dirty smelly hippies. I doubt they are Republicans. In any event, IF Republicans are playing disc golf, they do so laughing at the Democratic Roller Bladers.
.
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Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
§
()
Date: August 03, 2009 02:34PM
But they are clearly rollerblading as a means to flee from the gay Republican disc flickers in the fastest way possible in accordance with park rules.
One touch from a gay disc means, you're "it."
By "it," they mean a gay Republican.
One touch from a gay disc means, you're "it."
By "it," they mean a gay Republican.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
hippy golf
()
Date: August 03, 2009 02:41PM
§ Wrote:
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> But they are clearly rollerblading as a means to
> flee from the gay Republican disc flickers in the
> fastest way possible in accordance with park
> rules.
>
> One touch from a gay disc means, you're "it."
>
> By "it," they mean a gay Republican.
I just don't see Republicans playing disc golf. It isn't called hippy golf for nothin'. My guess is you would see a bunch of Vince(1)'s playing hippy golf. Maybe he can let you join his foursome.
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> But they are clearly rollerblading as a means to
> flee from the gay Republican disc flickers in the
> fastest way possible in accordance with park
> rules.
>
> One touch from a gay disc means, you're "it."
>
> By "it," they mean a gay Republican.
I just don't see Republicans playing disc golf. It isn't called hippy golf for nothin'. My guess is you would see a bunch of Vince(1)'s playing hippy golf. Maybe he can let you join his foursome.
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Posted by:
§
()
Date: August 03, 2009 02:52PM
From the organizational bylaws, the PDGA exists:
* to promote the development of disc golf as a means of healthful recreation and physical fitness of the loin region;
* to establish and maintain rules of play and high standards of professionalism, amateurism and good sportsmanship, including ass tapping of a "good job" by another teammate;
* to foster national and international professional and amateur disc golf tournaments and competitions, particularly for boys under age 12 with blonde hair;
* to communicate event results, opinions and other information beneficial to the sport via electronic and printed media, such as the Washington Times, FOX News or similar media employed by the right-wing party;
* to achieve standardization in the Rules of Play, equipment used for play such as lycra and spandex, tournament formats and all other aspects of the sport of disc golf for the benefit of Republicans.
* any Democrats seen playing disc golf are doing so out of appreciation and encouragement for the opposition so not to make them feel different and unwanted. Sort of like the purpose of the Special Olympics. This provision is affirmed and cannot be repealed.
* to promote the development of disc golf as a means of healthful recreation and physical fitness of the loin region;
* to establish and maintain rules of play and high standards of professionalism, amateurism and good sportsmanship, including ass tapping of a "good job" by another teammate;
* to foster national and international professional and amateur disc golf tournaments and competitions, particularly for boys under age 12 with blonde hair;
* to communicate event results, opinions and other information beneficial to the sport via electronic and printed media, such as the Washington Times, FOX News or similar media employed by the right-wing party;
* to achieve standardization in the Rules of Play, equipment used for play such as lycra and spandex, tournament formats and all other aspects of the sport of disc golf for the benefit of Republicans.
* any Democrats seen playing disc golf are doing so out of appreciation and encouragement for the opposition so not to make them feel different and unwanted. Sort of like the purpose of the Special Olympics. This provision is affirmed and cannot be repealed.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
hippy golf
()
Date: August 03, 2009 02:53PM
Vince(1) is waiting for you on the back 9. Don't keep him waiting....
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
hince
()
Date: August 03, 2009 02:56PM
Since you already played the front nine, you might as well finish it out.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
ThePackLeader
()
Date: August 04, 2009 03:57AM
§ Wrote:
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> But they are clearly rollerblading as a means to
> flee from the gay Republican disc flickers in the
> fastest way possible in accordance with park
> rules.
>
> One touch from a gay disc means, you're "it."
>
> By "it," they mean a gay Republican.
Enough has already been proven in terms of the amount of "Fagdom" which accompanies and dominates the Demorat party. Nice try though.
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> But they are clearly rollerblading as a means to
> flee from the gay Republican disc flickers in the
> fastest way possible in accordance with park
> rules.
>
> One touch from a gay disc means, you're "it."
>
> By "it," they mean a gay Republican.
Enough has already been proven in terms of the amount of "Fagdom" which accompanies and dominates the Demorat party. Nice try though.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
Numbers
()
Date: August 04, 2009 10:15AM
bikes are for fags Wrote:
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> No a-hole. It is just someone who likes to take
> their kids to the neighboring park without having
> to witness this kind of sick behavior. Message to
> you fags on the down low, I will call the park and
> or county police if see you loitering anywhere
> near the park. They want to catch you as bad as
> me.
What a dipshit you are.
So, you're going to call the cops whenever you see people standing around the park?
I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess by your name that you are a fat, dumb fucking redneck from Manassas who goes around looking for shit you can gripe about. By the sounds of it, you shouldn't be raising any kids in the first place you self righteous turd. I can't wait for your reaction when one of your kids explains to you that he's gay. What would you do, kick him out and never speak to him again?
Is it okay if you and your doomed offspring see hetero couples fucking at Burke Lake, because I can guarantee there are more of those than there are gay people doing it. You gonna call the cops on them too?
Here's a novel idea. Why don't you just mind your own fucking business?
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> No a-hole. It is just someone who likes to take
> their kids to the neighboring park without having
> to witness this kind of sick behavior. Message to
> you fags on the down low, I will call the park and
> or county police if see you loitering anywhere
> near the park. They want to catch you as bad as
> me.
What a dipshit you are.
So, you're going to call the cops whenever you see people standing around the park?
I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess by your name that you are a fat, dumb fucking redneck from Manassas who goes around looking for shit you can gripe about. By the sounds of it, you shouldn't be raising any kids in the first place you self righteous turd. I can't wait for your reaction when one of your kids explains to you that he's gay. What would you do, kick him out and never speak to him again?
Is it okay if you and your doomed offspring see hetero couples fucking at Burke Lake, because I can guarantee there are more of those than there are gay people doing it. You gonna call the cops on them too?
Here's a novel idea. Why don't you just mind your own fucking business?
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
Letters
()
Date: August 04, 2009 10:30AM
Numbers Wrote:
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> What a dipshit you are.
> So, you're going to call the cops whenever you see
> people standing around the park?
>
> I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess by
> your name that you are a fat, dumb fucking redneck
> from Manassas who goes around looking for shit you
> can gripe about. By the sounds of it, you
> shouldn't be raising any kids in the first place
> you self righteous turd. I can't wait for your
> reaction when one of your kids explains to you
> that he's gay. What would you do, kick him out and
> never speak to him again?
>
> Is it okay if you and your doomed offspring see
> hetero couples fucking at Burke Lake, because I
> can guarantee there are more of those than there
> are gay people doing it. You gonna call the cops
> on them too?
>
> Here's a novel idea. Why don't you just mind your
> own fucking business?
Uh oh, looks like Numbers got caught and arrested at Burke Lake. He sounds upset you have "outed" his favorite rendevous location. Next he is going to claim that there are more hetero couples having sex at rest stops along the NJ Turnpike that queers doing it.
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> What a dipshit you are.
> So, you're going to call the cops whenever you see
> people standing around the park?
>
> I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess by
> your name that you are a fat, dumb fucking redneck
> from Manassas who goes around looking for shit you
> can gripe about. By the sounds of it, you
> shouldn't be raising any kids in the first place
> you self righteous turd. I can't wait for your
> reaction when one of your kids explains to you
> that he's gay. What would you do, kick him out and
> never speak to him again?
>
> Is it okay if you and your doomed offspring see
> hetero couples fucking at Burke Lake, because I
> can guarantee there are more of those than there
> are gay people doing it. You gonna call the cops
> on them too?
>
> Here's a novel idea. Why don't you just mind your
> own fucking business?
Uh oh, looks like Numbers got caught and arrested at Burke Lake. He sounds upset you have "outed" his favorite rendevous location. Next he is going to claim that there are more hetero couples having sex at rest stops along the NJ Turnpike that queers doing it.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
Numbers
()
Date: August 04, 2009 12:50PM
Letters Wrote:
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> Next he is going to claim that there are more hetero couples having
> sex at rest stops along the NJ Turnpike that
> queers doing it.
Frankly, I have no idea what happens at rest stops because I never stop at them.
You sure seem to know a lot about sex rendezvous locations and the ratio of gay:hetero. You must have looked deeply into this issue.
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> Next he is going to claim that there are more hetero couples having
> sex at rest stops along the NJ Turnpike that
> queers doing it.
Frankly, I have no idea what happens at rest stops because I never stop at them.
You sure seem to know a lot about sex rendezvous locations and the ratio of gay:hetero. You must have looked deeply into this issue.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
Letters
()
Date: August 04, 2009 01:13PM
Numbers Wrote:
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> Letters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Next he is going to claim that there are more
> hetero couples having
> > sex at rest stops along the NJ Turnpike that
> > queers doing it.
>
>
>
> Frankly, I have no idea what happens at rest stops
> because I never stop at them.
>
>
> You sure seem to know a lot about sex rendezvous
> locations and the ratio of gay:hetero. You must
> have looked deeply into this issue.
y so defensive, homo?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Letters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Next he is going to claim that there are more
> hetero couples having
> > sex at rest stops along the NJ Turnpike that
> > queers doing it.
>
>
>
> Frankly, I have no idea what happens at rest stops
> because I never stop at them.
>
>
> You sure seem to know a lot about sex rendezvous
> locations and the ratio of gay:hetero. You must
> have looked deeply into this issue.
y so defensive, homo?
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
bikes are for fags
()
Date: August 04, 2009 02:19PM
Numbers Wrote:
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> bikes are for fags Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > No a-hole. It is just someone who likes to take
> > their kids to the neighboring park without
> having
> > to witness this kind of sick behavior. Message
> to
> > you fags on the down low, I will call the park
> and
> > or county police if see you loitering anywhere
> > near the park. They want to catch you as bad as
> > me.
>
>
> What a dipshit you are.
> So, you're going to call the cops whenever you see
> people standing around the park?
>
> I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess by
> your name that you are a fat, dumb fucking redneck
> from Manassas who goes around looking for shit you
> can gripe about. By the sounds of it, you
> shouldn't be raising any kids in the first place
> you self righteous turd. I can't wait for your
> reaction when one of your kids explains to you
> that he's gay. What would you do, kick him out and
> never speak to him again?
>
> Is it okay if you and your doomed offspring see
> hetero couples fucking at Burke Lake, because I
> can guarantee there are more of those than there
> are gay people doing it. You gonna call the cops
> on them too?
>
> Here's a novel idea. Why don't you just mind your
> own fucking business?
Numbers you must be a stupid fag. If you could read I gave you a few clues. I live in a 872k (2009) FFX CO Assessment and walk to Buke Lake from my house. I said I would call the police if I see grown men not average folks loitering anywhere near the park. All my children are great kids, well educated, christian and extremely polite. People like you are the ones who shouldn’t have children. You obviously are not man enough or righteous enough to stand up to this sick behavior. I will bet you voted for Obama like all the other sperm burpers your willing to defend. Tell me what color biking outfit do you ware? if I see you around the lake I will say to you “nice day today” then we can settle this our little difference of opinion. You on punk?
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> bikes are for fags Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > No a-hole. It is just someone who likes to take
> > their kids to the neighboring park without
> having
> > to witness this kind of sick behavior. Message
> to
> > you fags on the down low, I will call the park
> and
> > or county police if see you loitering anywhere
> > near the park. They want to catch you as bad as
> > me.
>
>
> What a dipshit you are.
> So, you're going to call the cops whenever you see
> people standing around the park?
>
> I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess by
> your name that you are a fat, dumb fucking redneck
> from Manassas who goes around looking for shit you
> can gripe about. By the sounds of it, you
> shouldn't be raising any kids in the first place
> you self righteous turd. I can't wait for your
> reaction when one of your kids explains to you
> that he's gay. What would you do, kick him out and
> never speak to him again?
>
> Is it okay if you and your doomed offspring see
> hetero couples fucking at Burke Lake, because I
> can guarantee there are more of those than there
> are gay people doing it. You gonna call the cops
> on them too?
>
> Here's a novel idea. Why don't you just mind your
> own fucking business?
Numbers you must be a stupid fag. If you could read I gave you a few clues. I live in a 872k (2009) FFX CO Assessment and walk to Buke Lake from my house. I said I would call the police if I see grown men not average folks loitering anywhere near the park. All my children are great kids, well educated, christian and extremely polite. People like you are the ones who shouldn’t have children. You obviously are not man enough or righteous enough to stand up to this sick behavior. I will bet you voted for Obama like all the other sperm burpers your willing to defend. Tell me what color biking outfit do you ware? if I see you around the lake I will say to you “nice day today” then we can settle this our little difference of opinion. You on punk?
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
Numbers
()
Date: August 04, 2009 04:49PM
bikes are for fags Wrote:
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> I said I would call the police if I
> see grown men not average folks loitering anywhere
> near the park.
So grown men are not average folks to you. How about this, I'll call the cops on any fucktard like you that I see watching average folks minding their own business?
> You obviously are not man enough or
> righteous enough to stand up to this sick
> behavior.
What the hell do you think I'm doing? I'm standing up to your sick behavior. Personally, I don't want to see anyone fucking at Burke Lake, straight or gay. I've been to Burke Lake thousands of times in my life and have never once witnessed gay bikers having sex and neither have you. Why are you posting this bullshit in this forum anyway? Post it on some local gay website where you can voice your displeasure at the people you feel are responsible for ruining your poor bible thumping brat? All you've done by posting here is show everyone what a dumb fucking redneck you are.
> I will bet you voted for Obama like all
> the other sperm burpers your willing to defend.
> Tell me what color biking outfit do you ware? if I
> see you around the lake I will say to you “nice
> day today” then we can settle this our little
> difference of opinion. You on punk?
Hahahaha! I was wondering how long it would be before you went there.
Seems my description of you and your character were spot on.
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> I said I would call the police if I
> see grown men not average folks loitering anywhere
> near the park.
So grown men are not average folks to you. How about this, I'll call the cops on any fucktard like you that I see watching average folks minding their own business?
> You obviously are not man enough or
> righteous enough to stand up to this sick
> behavior.
What the hell do you think I'm doing? I'm standing up to your sick behavior. Personally, I don't want to see anyone fucking at Burke Lake, straight or gay. I've been to Burke Lake thousands of times in my life and have never once witnessed gay bikers having sex and neither have you. Why are you posting this bullshit in this forum anyway? Post it on some local gay website where you can voice your displeasure at the people you feel are responsible for ruining your poor bible thumping brat? All you've done by posting here is show everyone what a dumb fucking redneck you are.
> I will bet you voted for Obama like all
> the other sperm burpers your willing to defend.
> Tell me what color biking outfit do you ware? if I
> see you around the lake I will say to you “nice
> day today” then we can settle this our little
> difference of opinion. You on punk?
Hahahaha! I was wondering how long it would be before you went there.
Seems my description of you and your character were spot on.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
Hunky
()
Date: August 04, 2009 05:32PM
Perhaps he likes you?
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/21/2009 04:38PM by Hunky.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/21/2009 04:38PM by Hunky.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
GMU Hokie
()
Date: August 04, 2009 06:39PM
You have been reading HOWL by Allen Ginsburg too much.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
Problem in MD too
()
Date: August 18, 2009 01:08PM
Sounds like a gathering of the Frederick County Democratic Committee
FREDERICK, Md. - Eight men have been charged with soliciting and performing sex acts in restrooms and on trails at Gambrill State Park.
"This type of activity is illegal and indecent, and will not be tolerated in Maryland's State Parks and other public use areas," said Lt. Paul Hanyok, Frederick County commander of the NRP.
The Maryland Natural Resources Police went undercover as park visitors Aug. 10 to Aug. 14 to make the busts. Six people were charged during the operation and two before it started.
"Future undercover operations will be planned to curtail this type of activity," Hanyok says.
The Natural Resources Police started their investigation after getting complaints from park visitors.
NRP charged the following individuals:
William Lloyd Vanover, Jr, 50, of Myersville. Charge: Disorderly Conduct for exposing himself in a public place.
Eric Anthony Ziegler, 39, of Arlington. Charge: Disorderly Conduct for exposing himself in a public place.
Joseph Whitehead, 54, of Frederick. Charges: Indecent Exposure and Disorderly Conduct for exposing himself and engaging in a sex act in a public place.
Bruce Allen Propst, 60, of Frederick. Chargse: Indecent Exposure and Disorderly Conduct, for exposing himself and engaging in a sex act in a public place.
James Michael Cornwell, 57, of Frederick. Charges: Assault Second Degree and Sex Offense Fourth Degree for making sexual contact (grabbing) with an undercover officer.
Steven Elwood Baynard, 56, of Hancock. Charges: Two counts of Indecent Exposure for exposing himself in a public place.
James Thomas Williams, 77, of Frederick. Charges: Assault Second Degree and Sex Offense Fourth Degree for making sexual contact (grabbing) with an undercover officer.
Charles Allen Stone, 69, of Purcellville. Charges: Assault Second Degree and Sex Offense Fourth Degree for making sexual contact (grabbing) with an undercover officer.
FREDERICK, Md. - Eight men have been charged with soliciting and performing sex acts in restrooms and on trails at Gambrill State Park.
"This type of activity is illegal and indecent, and will not be tolerated in Maryland's State Parks and other public use areas," said Lt. Paul Hanyok, Frederick County commander of the NRP.
The Maryland Natural Resources Police went undercover as park visitors Aug. 10 to Aug. 14 to make the busts. Six people were charged during the operation and two before it started.
"Future undercover operations will be planned to curtail this type of activity," Hanyok says.
The Natural Resources Police started their investigation after getting complaints from park visitors.
NRP charged the following individuals:
William Lloyd Vanover, Jr, 50, of Myersville. Charge: Disorderly Conduct for exposing himself in a public place.
Eric Anthony Ziegler, 39, of Arlington. Charge: Disorderly Conduct for exposing himself in a public place.
Joseph Whitehead, 54, of Frederick. Charges: Indecent Exposure and Disorderly Conduct for exposing himself and engaging in a sex act in a public place.
Bruce Allen Propst, 60, of Frederick. Chargse: Indecent Exposure and Disorderly Conduct, for exposing himself and engaging in a sex act in a public place.
James Michael Cornwell, 57, of Frederick. Charges: Assault Second Degree and Sex Offense Fourth Degree for making sexual contact (grabbing) with an undercover officer.
Steven Elwood Baynard, 56, of Hancock. Charges: Two counts of Indecent Exposure for exposing himself in a public place.
James Thomas Williams, 77, of Frederick. Charges: Assault Second Degree and Sex Offense Fourth Degree for making sexual contact (grabbing) with an undercover officer.
Charles Allen Stone, 69, of Purcellville. Charges: Assault Second Degree and Sex Offense Fourth Degree for making sexual contact (grabbing) with an undercover officer.
Re: gay men on bikes meet at Burke Lake for sex
Posted by:
ITRADE
()
Date: August 18, 2009 01:10PM
Jesus, look at the aqge range here. I bet Mr. Ziegler is thinking WTF.
77 year old? LOL....
77 year old? LOL....