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NewYearsReportVomitInjuryDUI
Posted by: NYVomit ()
Date: January 01, 2013 09:49AM

Anyone run into trouble celebrating last night? Puking, Injury, DUI, Bang-A-Fatty or Massive Hangover? Report in here...

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Re: NewYearsReportVomitInjuryDUI
Posted by: party 47% harder ()
Date: January 01, 2013 10:11AM

Started drinking natty boh at 6 pm.

Got a handjob from my girlfriend around 8:30

Got my wiener caught in my zipper around 10

Passed out at 11 after drinking 12 natty boh's

God my life sucks.

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Re: NewYearsReportVomitInjuryDUI
Posted by: sad to say ()
Date: January 01, 2013 10:20AM

Did a fatty. Made the mistake of taking jumbo to my house, Made the mistake of being hungover and horny and did it again this morning. Now I'm watching the Twilight marathon on the scifi channel while fatty takes a dump and shower...FML.

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Re: NewYearsReportVomitInjuryDUI
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: January 01, 2013 10:59AM

I have twelve hangovers.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: NewYearsReportVomitInjuryDUI
Posted by: drunk Apostles ()
Date: January 01, 2013 11:11AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> I have twelve hangovers.
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Re: NewYearsReportVomitInjuryDUI
Posted by: hey Im talking to you ()
Date: January 01, 2013 11:34AM

^^^^
No shoes no service

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Re: NewYearsReportVomitInjuryDUI
Posted by: ooppsie ()
Date: January 01, 2013 12:00PM

Just checked my car, It has fresh dents and I have no Idea how I got home.

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Re: NewYearsReportVomitInjuryDUI
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: January 01, 2013 03:08PM

I just woke up. I think my liver is literally broken.

 

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Re: NewYearsReportVomitInjuryDUI
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: January 01, 2013 03:13PM

I actually think I'm still drunk from last night. NextDayDUI!

 

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Re: NewYearsReportVomitInjuryDUI
Posted by: hadtorally ()
Date: January 01, 2013 03:39PM

I got drunk too early then had to start drinking some homemade Kaluha and coffee (utter crap but woke me up). That slowed me down enough to pass on shots of some unspeakably bad Cinnamon Whiskey at the end of the night. Thank God for that blessing.

Felling fine now...

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Re: NewYearsReportVomitInjuryDUI
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: January 01, 2013 03:42PM

Did someone say cinnamon whiskey?

It wouldent have been...... would it?

 
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Re: NewYearsReportVomitInjuryDUI
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: January 01, 2013 03:43PM

I drank myself retarded on some fireball last night. The sight of that .jpg bottle is making me want to puke.

 

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Re: NewYearsReportVomitInjuryDUI
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: January 01, 2013 03:46PM

I tried that last, not bad

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Re: NewYearsReportVomitInjuryDUI
Posted by: hadtorally ()
Date: January 01, 2013 03:46PM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> Did someone say cinnamon whiskey?
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> It wouldent have been...... would it?

Yikes that is the Cinnamon demon - how does anyone drink that shit?

funny gifs

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Re: NewYearsReportVomitInjuryDUI
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: January 01, 2013 03:50PM

I dunno... I think it's alright. It's really really popular right now. Everywhere I go ppl are drankin it.

It makes me do naughty things.

 

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Re: NewYearsReportVomitInjuryDUI
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: January 01, 2013 03:57PM

Ugh. I hate cinammon-flavored anything. Fireball is the worst.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: NewYearsReportVomitInjuryDUI
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: January 01, 2013 04:03PM

Yeah, Fireball is pretty bad. Did anyone take Goldschlager shots when they first started drinking? My god, that shit is foul! I remember being pressured into drinking that crap all the time "come on take a shot...it has gold in it" LOL.

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Re: NewYearsReportVomitInjuryDUI
Posted by: 404ed ()
Date: January 01, 2013 04:04PM

Rumpleminz.

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Re: NewYearsReportVomitInjuryDUI
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: January 01, 2013 04:10PM

404ed Wrote:
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> Rumpleminz.



Awful...horrible stuff.

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Re: NewYearsReportVomitInjuryDUI
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: January 01, 2013 04:45PM

I only had half a cocktail before I started shivering with a fever. Damn strep throat/tonsillitis/whatever the F this is. Oh well, this is probably still better than a hangover.

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Re: NewYearsReportVomitInjuryDUI
Posted by: beeryTehClown ()
Date: January 01, 2013 04:53PM

I had everything last night...

funny gifs

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Re: NewYearsReportVomitInjuryDUI
Posted by: 404ed ()
Date: January 01, 2013 07:49PM

Kittie Wrote:
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> 404ed Wrote:
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> > Rumpleminz.
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> Awful...horrible stuff.


Yes, but when you puke it back out of your nose, you get a strange sense of Vics Vaporub going the opposite way.

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