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Burned or boxed how do you want to leave this world?
Posted by: G reaper ()
Date: December 26, 2012 04:25PM

I am thinking cremation is the way to go.
What do you all think?

edit by Cary: Poster, keep threads like this out of Fairfax General. Moved to Off-Topic.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/26/2012 04:36PM by Cary.

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Re: Burned or boxed how do you want to leave this world?
Posted by: Olde Farte, II ()
Date: December 26, 2012 04:34PM

Donate and forget about it.

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Re: Burned or boxed how do you want to leave this world?
Posted by: Waste not want not ()
Date: December 26, 2012 04:34PM

Boxed and cooked. And the good walnut. Fuck natural resources.

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Re: Burned or boxed how do you want to leave this world?
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: December 26, 2012 04:48PM

Cremation. No sense in taking up more space on this god forsaken planet than's necessary when I'm taking my dirt nap. Plus, is it really necessary to spend thousands on a casket that you won't care about because you're fucking dead?

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: Burned or boxed how do you want to leave this world?
Posted by: Ahmayzin ()
Date: December 26, 2012 04:55PM

Open casket for my fam...so long as Im not all disfigured. Then burn me up and put me in a box with a picture of me on it, wearing a Redskins jersey.

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Re: Burned or boxed how do you want to leave this world?
Posted by: Bill.N. ()
Date: December 26, 2012 06:11PM

Dead.

After that it doesn't make much difference to me.

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Re: Burned or boxed how do you want to leave this world?
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: December 26, 2012 06:27PM

Ahmayzin Wrote:
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> Open casket for my fam.


That open casket stuff is creepy. I definitely don't want that.

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Re: Burned or boxed how do you want to leave this world?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: December 26, 2012 06:40PM

I'd like to be picked clean by buzzards , beetles and bottleflies.

Coyotes and stray dogs knaw a few bites of bone marrow from my skeletal remains.

Anything else dissolves into the soil, and maybe a mushroom will grow there.

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Re: Burned or boxed how do you want to leave this world?
Posted by: Comfort Food ()
Date: December 26, 2012 06:46PM

BEH Wrote:
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> I'd like to be picked clean by buzzards

11-450x337-custom.jpg

http://img.wendmag.com/uploads/11-450x337-custom.jpg

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Re: Burned or boxed how do you want to leave this world?
Posted by: I like fish ()
Date: December 26, 2012 06:50PM

This is my plan:

http://www.eternalreefs.com/

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Re: Burned or boxed how do you want to leave this world?
Posted by: Comfort Food ()
Date: December 26, 2012 06:53PM

Comfort Food Wrote:
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> BEH Wrote:
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> > I'd like to be picked clean by buzzards
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> http://img.wendmag.com/uploads/11-450x337-custom.j
> pg

Here's a generic search in case the image is not believable:

https://www.google.com/search?q=Tibetan+Sky+Burial&tbm=isch&sa=X

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Re: Burned or boxed how do you want to leave this world?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 26, 2012 07:23PM

I want to be put in a vault like you see in old cemeteries.....that way when 2-4-5 Trioxin gets released into the atmosphere or ground, I can get out easier....




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Re: Burned or boxed how do you want to leave this world?
Posted by: Dr. Carl Hill ()
Date: December 26, 2012 07:56PM

boinked


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Re: Burned or boxed how do you want to leave this world?
Posted by: self-absorbed ()
Date: December 27, 2012 03:24AM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> Cremation. No sense in taking up more space on
> this god forsaken planet than's necessary when I'm
> taking my dirt nap.

You're not taking up any more space on this planet than you did when you were alive.

Thank God.

> Plus, is it really necessary
> to spend thousands on a casket that you won't care
> about because you're fucking dead?

Buy a cheap one.

And, who cares what you care about; you're dead.

Your concern should be with the emotional needs of those who are still alive; not with your dead self.

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