Every tool down in Fairfax loved the County a lot,
But Meade, who lived just south of Fairfax, did not.
Meade hated Fairfax, the whole NoVA region
Now don't ask me why I don't quite know the reason
It could be his genetics didn't work out just right
It could be had no musical talent in sight,
But I think the most likely reason of all
Was that Meade's pants were two sizes two small.
Whatever the reason his pants or his genes
He sat there in Richmond, drinking sweet tea
Working from Richmond he'd respond to each post,
With a new claim of greatness, or musical boast
For he knew every tool down in Fairfax
Was trashing his name
But it just didn't matter,
He'd continue the same.
"They're posting right now", he snarled with a sneer
"They're saying, I'm fat, stupid, ugly and queer."
Then he growled with his sausage fingers nervously typing
"I must stop all this posting and griping"
For tomorrow he knew it would start all again
Another Meade Skelton slanderous thread
Then Meade stole an idea,an dandy idea
Meade stole a wonderfully dandy idea
I know just what to do, Meade said with a hoot
"I'll get me a lawyer and I'll join the lawsuit!"
"This idea is genius, it's really the best
I'll sue Cary and John Doe with FCPS"
Then I'll add some more plaintiffs
There are so many you, see
Like Eesh, Graymoose, and Thinkbox MC
I'll sue all those bastards
I'll shut them all down
It will be a just end
To the Fairfax Underground
Then Meade joined the suit and he just couldn't wait
For the shutdown to happen, for the abuse to abate
"I know just what they'll do," the faux crooner said
They'll try to logon and the site will be dead
They'll type and they'll type, but be unable to function
thanks to my and the schools' federal injunction"
At that point he said, I know just what they'll do
All the tools down in Fairfax wii say "Meade, FU"
But a funny thing happened with the case at hand
A judge told Hunton and Williams to pound sand
The case was thrown out, and the big news to boot
The suit it turns out was a frivolous suit.
Hunton and Meade's lawsuit was sunk
You can't clog the courts with frivolous junk
What happened next was a miracle you say
Meade's pants, they say, grew two sizes that day
With all the new space, Meade had room to relax
He'd stop posting meaningless, trivial facts
He'd act like a normal person would normally do
He'd even wish Merry Christmas to you
Meade finally got it, with no need to boast,
So he himself, Meade, typed his last post.

Nice... I had a similar idea... less Christmas-themed and it had nothing to do with Meade... but the concept is still the same... Hold on... I'll show you...

Signatures are for fags

Every tool down in Fairfax loved the County a lot,
But Meade, who lived just south of Fairfax, did not.
Meade hated Fairfax, the whole NoVA region
Now don't ask me why I don't quite know the reason
It could be his genetics didn't work out just right
It could be had no musical talent in sight,
But I think the most likely reason of all
Was that Meade's pants were two sizes two small.
Whatever the reason his pants or his genes
He sat there in Richmond, drinking sweet tea
Working from Richmond he'd respond to each post,
With a new claim of greatness, or musical boast
For he knew every tool down in Fairfax
Was trashing his name
But it just didn't matter,
He'd continue the same.
"They're posting right now", he snarled with a sneer
"They're saying, I'm fat, stupid, ugly and queer."
Then he growled with his sausage fingers nervously typing
"I must stop all this posting and griping"
For tomorrow he knew it would start all again
Another Meade Skelton slanderous thread
Then Meade stole an idea,an dandy idea
Meade stole a wonderfully dandy idea
I know just what to do, Meade said with a hoot
"I'll get me a lawyer and I'll join the lawsuit!"
"This idea is genius, it's really the best
I'll sue Cary and John Doe with FCPS"
Then I'll add some more plaintiffs
There are so many you, see
Like Eesh, Graymoose, and Thinkbox MC
I'll sue all those bastards
I'll shut them all down
It will be a just end
To the Fairfax Underground
Then Meade joined the suit and he just couldn't wait
For the shutdown to happen, for the abuse to abate
"I know just what they'll do," the faux crooner said
They'll try to logon and the site will be dead
They'll type and they'll type, but be unable to function
thanks to my and the schools' federal injunction"
At that point he said, I know just what they'll do
All the tools down in Fairfax wii say "Meade, FU"
But a funny thing happened with the case at hand
A judge told Hunton and Williams to pound sand
The case was thrown out, and the big news to boot
The suit it turns out was a frivolous suit.
Hunton and Meade's lawsuit was sunk
You can't clog the courts with frivolous junk
What happened next was a miracle you say
Meade's pants, they say, grew two sizes that day
With all the new space, Meade had room to relax
He'd stop posting meaningless, trivial facts
He'd act like a normal person would normally do
He'd even wish Merry Christmas to you
Meade finally got it, with no need to boast,
So he himself, Meade, typed his last post.

Erhhh.. It's one of those "better in your head" things...

Basically... all I want to say is that Master P - I Miss My Homies is a very homoerotic song...

Listen to it... fill in the blanks... You get the picture..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggNymSJ52Fw

Signatures are for fags



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/24/2012 10:27PM by Harry Tuttle.

dr Seuss Wrote:
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> Every tool down in Fairfax loved the County a
> lot,
> But Meade, who lived just south of Fairfax, did
> not.
> Meade hated Fairfax, the whole NoVA region
> Now don't ask me why I don't quite know the
> reason
> It could be his genetics didn't work out just
> right
> It could be had no musical talent in sight,
> But I think the most likely reason of all
> Was that Meade's pants were two sizes two small.
> Whatever the reason his pants or his genes
> He sat there in Richmond, drinking sweet tea
> Working from Richmond he'd respond to each post,
> With a new claim of greatness, or musical boast
> For he knew every tool down in Fairfax
> Was trashing his name
> But it just didn't matter,
> He'd continue the same.
> "They're posting right now", he snarled with a
> sneer
> "They're saying, I'm fat, stupid, ugly and
> queer."
> Then he growled with his sausage fingers nervously
> typing
> "I must stop all this posting and griping"
> For tomorrow he knew it would start all again
> Another Meade Skelton slanderous thread
> Then Meade stole an idea,an dandy idea
> Meade stole a wonderfully dandy idea
> I know just what to do, Meade said with a hoot
> "I'll get me a lawyer and I'll join the lawsuit!"
> "This idea is genius, it's really the best
> I'll sue Cary and John Doe with FCPS"
> Then I'll add some more plaintiffs
> There are so many you, see
> Like Eesh, Graymoose, and Thinkbox MC
> I'll sue all those bastards
> I'll shut them all down
> It will be a just end
> To the Fairfax Underground
> Then Meade joined the suit and he just couldn't
> wait
> For the shutdown to happen, for the abuse to
> abate
> "I know just what they'll do," the faux crooner
> said
> They'll try to logon and the site will be dead
> They'll type and they'll type, but be unable to
> function
> thanks to my and the schools' federal injunction"
> At that point he said, I know just what they'll
> do
> All the tools down in Fairfax wii say "Meade, FU"
> But a funny thing happened with the case at hand
> A judge told Hunton and Williams to pound sand
> The case was thrown out, and the big news to boot
> The suit it turns out was a frivolous suit.
> Hunton and Meade's lawsuit was sunk
> You can't clog the courts with frivolous junk
> What happened next was a miracle you say
> Meade's pants, they say, grew two sizes that day
> With all the new space, Meade had room to relax
> He'd stop posting meaningless, trivial facts
> He'd act like a normal person would normally do
> He'd even wish Merry Christmas to you
> Meade finally got it, with no need to boast,
> So he himself, Meade, typed his last post.
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Ho ho ho.

Brilliant.

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