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Happy with being single and masturbating?
Posted by: forrealthoush ()
Date: December 22, 2012 02:58AM

Why am I content with this? Why do I not have an urge to get a GF? Am I gay? Testi inefficiency? Otherwise I do well, good job, educated, etc.. Please help Fairfaxunderground?!?

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Re: Happy with being single and masturbating?
Posted by: Blue Suicide ()
Date: December 22, 2012 03:01AM

forrealthoush Wrote:
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> Why am I content with this? Why do I not have an
> urge to get a GF? Am I gay? Testi inefficiency?
> Otherwise I do well, good job, educated, etc..
> Please help Fairfaxunderground?!?





I too wonder about the girlfriendless losers. I ask myself, are they gay?

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Re: Happy with being single and masturbating?
Posted by: forrealthoush ()
Date: December 22, 2012 03:21AM

I ask myself that also, but we masturbate to regular straight porn?

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Re: Happy with being single and masturbating?
Posted by: HandyAndy ()
Date: December 22, 2012 07:46AM

Blue Suicide Wrote:
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> forrealthoush Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Why am I content with this? Why do I not have
> an
> > urge to get a GF? Am I gay? Testi inefficiency?
> > Otherwise I do well, good job, educated, etc..
> > Please help Fairfaxunderground?!?
>
>
>
>
>
> I too wonder about the girlfriendless losers. I
> ask myself, are they gay?

Buy an inflatable doll. They don't want to get married. They can't
get pregnant and don't have a mother. No divorce lawyer to pay. If
you get tired of it you an either let the air out of her and put her
away or give it to your buddies to play with. You can also have as
many of them as you want.

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Re: Happy with being single and masturbating?
Posted by: no homo ()
Date: December 22, 2012 10:02AM

Who really wants a gf who will text, call constantly and bug you with their problems?

I just want to blow a load and be done. I don't need to hear about someone's day or what happened at work.

I'm pretty sure I can wack off harder and more times a day than any girl is gonna want to put out anyway.

Most girls are fucking sluts who will start a relationship with another guy before they break up with you so they don't miss any free dinners or movies. Besides that a lot of them don't even orgasm during sex but they fake it so they can keep getting your cash while they look for the next sucker.

Hookers are more fun and at least they are honest about their motives.

Internet porn is free.... No downside to that

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Re: Happy with being single and masturbating?
Posted by: Faking orgasm is pointless ()
Date: December 22, 2012 11:53AM

no homo Wrote:
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> movies. Besides that a lot of them don't even
> orgasm during sex but they fake it so they can
> keep getting your cash while they look for the
> next sucker.
>

If you can't tell when a woman has an orgasm, you probably never gave a woman one. It has nothing to do with screaming and moaning.

Maybe your dick is too small. Try using your tongue, then you'll know for sure what a real orgasm is like.

But then again, if most of the women you are with have to fake it, and you find out what a real one feels like, you're just going to be frustrated more often when they end up faking it. You're probably better off not knowing what a real orgasm feels like.

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Re: Happy with being single and masturbating?
Posted by: Orville Cherrrypopper ()
Date: December 22, 2012 12:15PM

they need an uglymingle.com

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Re: Happy with being single and masturbating?
Posted by: ikea ()
Date: December 24, 2012 09:41AM

the problem is women always end up making you go to Ikea with them, which makes the whole thing not worth it. Stick to the onanism. You can get a call-girl, too. No need for a woman who tells you to do stuff all the time. Stay single, bro.

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Re: Happy with being single and masturbating?
Posted by: rock em sock em robots ()
Date: December 24, 2012 10:12AM

Go spend a day in domestic relations court and ask those guys how great is was to be married.

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Re: Happy with being single and masturbating?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: December 24, 2012 10:26AM

There ARE a few guys out there with great wives and wonderful marriages.

For the other 95% , whores and porn are the best bet.

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Re: Happy with being single and masturbating?
Posted by: sanchezo ()
Date: December 24, 2012 10:45AM

Yeah that 5% that claim a happy marriage then are caught blowing some fag in a public rest room.

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Re: Happy with being single and masturbating?
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: December 24, 2012 11:07AM

ikea Wrote:
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> the problem is women always end up making you go
> to Ikea with them, which makes the whole thing not
> worth it.

Ikea! I don't have much Ikea stuff anymore, but I still love that store. I mean Swedish meatballs and all of the housewares!

I think I'm down to about one trip a year now... I'm focusing on nicer stuff that I will have for 10-20 years. Although I still buy cheap glasses since I'm going to break them anyway. And I did recently pick up two dressers... Buying a nice bedroom set seems silly when we are renting. I mean, what if the furniture doesn't work in the next place or doesn't fit through a staircase?

So just learn to embrace Ikea. Hugs.

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Re: Happy with being single and masturbating?
Posted by: mo info needed ()
Date: December 24, 2012 11:10AM

"Although I still buy cheap glasses since I'm going to break them anyway"

as in dropped during a drunken stupor or smashed throwing at boyfriend?

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Re: Happy with being single and masturbating?
Posted by: Darth Nihilus ()
Date: December 24, 2012 11:11AM

Buy a fleshlight..I have found no need to deal with the fucked up women in this area...

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Re: Happy with being single and masturbating?
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: December 24, 2012 11:22AM

mo info needed Wrote:
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> "Although I still buy cheap glasses since I'm
> going to break them anyway"
>
> as in dropped during a drunken stupor or smashed
> throwing at boyfriend?


Neither. It usually happens while washing the dishes. I'm rather clumsy. :-(

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Re: Happy with being single and masturbating?
Posted by: cheers ()
Date: December 24, 2012 12:36PM

thats boring was hoping for something better

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Re: Happy with being single and masturbating?
Posted by: yvPk7 ()
Date: December 24, 2012 01:17PM

no homo Wrote:
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> Who really wants a gf who will text, call
> constantly and bug you with their problems?
>
> I just want to blow a load and be done. I don't
> need to hear about someone's day or what happened
> at work.
>
> I'm pretty sure I can wack off harder and more
> times a day than any girl is gonna want to put out
> anyway.
>
> Most girls are fucking sluts who will start a
> relationship with another guy before they break up
> with you so they don't miss any free dinners or
> movies. Besides that a lot of them don't even
> orgasm during sex but they fake it so they can
> keep getting your cash while they look for the
> next sucker.



exactly this

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