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Why cant humans grow antlers like a reindeer?
Posted by: Why? ()
Date: December 06, 2012 10:34PM

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Why cant humans grow antlers like a reindeer?
They look pretty damn cool and would come in very handy during a fight.

Why cant humans grow antlers like a reindeer?

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Re: Why cant humans grow antlers like a reindeer?
Posted by: Itchy Rectum ()
Date: December 06, 2012 10:54PM

Our skulls are too thin to support them. They would crack with even minimal impact. It would be a lot harder to get into cars and buses as well. Plus your bed would have to be about two feet from the wall on the head side. It would be tough to eat pussy as well.

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Re: Why cant humans grow antlers like a reindeer?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: December 07, 2012 08:10AM

Could you imagine what it would be like on a crowded subway?

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Re: Why cant humans grow antlers like a reindeer?
Posted by: rudolph the raindear ()
Date: December 07, 2012 08:23AM

shirley eesh has some great picture he's found on the outskirts of the internet that suit this post?

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Re: Why cant humans grow antlers like a reindeer?
Posted by: Olde Farte, II ()
Date: December 07, 2012 08:36AM

Who says they can't?

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http://getfile0.posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/guykawasaki/nkAkoaJkIHolbesygEvifeIGIzIcnBjExChcrxsuEzomtCJgdlsxyglJJjpH/media_httpfarm5static_sxfBH.jpg.scaled500.jpg

[just in case that second one doesn't show up...]

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Re: Why cant humans grow antlers like a reindeer?
Posted by: rudolph the raindear ()
Date: December 07, 2012 08:58AM

Sort of looks like the other antler broke off from the Asian woman's forehead

whats happens if you shine some car headlights at her eyes?

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Re: Why cant humans grow antlers like a reindeer?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: December 07, 2012 09:08AM

Geeze, someone get those poor ladies some compound W

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