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What Do You Jack-Off on?
Posted by: Four finger and thumb ()
Date: November 15, 2012 07:34PM

I to watch and jack-off on Discus fish in my aquarium. I'm going to blow.
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Re: What Do You Jack-Off on?
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: November 15, 2012 07:38PM

aerial_view_of_your_moms_house-118646.jp

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Re: What Do You Jack-Off on?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 15, 2012 07:42PM

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Re: What Do You Jack-Off on?
Posted by: MeadieBoy ()
Date: November 15, 2012 07:44PM

Who else, the women of my life.
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Re: What Do You Jack-Off on?
Posted by: pizzapizza ()
Date: November 15, 2012 08:42PM

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Re: What Do You Jack-Off on?
Posted by: gopher ()
Date: November 16, 2012 05:09PM

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Re: What Do You Jack-Off on?
Posted by: Survivorman ()
Date: November 16, 2012 09:52PM

http://starcasm.net/archives/171362


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Re: What Do You Jack-Off on?
Posted by: Mittens Having.Kittens ()
Date: November 17, 2012 07:50PM

I jack off onto pictures I've printed out of Obama's ass.

I've got 30 different pics, one for every day of the month.


Here's one I like. Check out those buns. If only I had x-ray vision.

I would literally sell my soul to watch that sweet ass go through airport security screening.





Damn, what I would give to be the hand on this oriental midget.


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Re: What Do You Jack-Off on?
Posted by: WTF? ()
Date: November 18, 2012 02:08AM

What's that thing between Obama's legs?

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Re: What Do You Jack-Off on?
Posted by: SoylentGreen ()
Date: November 18, 2012 05:23AM

WTF? Wrote:
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> What's that thing between Obama's legs?


Beef curtains.

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