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Banana Split, Anyone? (NSFW)
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 11, 2012 06:32PM

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Re: Banana Split, Anyone? (NSFW)
Posted by: Homie ()
Date: November 11, 2012 08:26PM

eesh,

I should never have clicked on this thread, I thought it would be one of you better threads, but I was WRONG. Now back to you regular scheduled programming.

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Re: Banana Split, Anyone? (NSFW)
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: November 11, 2012 08:42PM

Looks like he was trying to cut a pussy in and never finished.

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Re: Banana Split, Anyone? (NSFW)
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: November 11, 2012 08:44PM

We need to come up with additional NSFW parameters to warn people what they're in for.

Like, this thread would be NSFW-pg, for "penis" and "gory."

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Banana Split, Anyone? (NSFW)
Posted by: SoylentGreen ()
Date: November 12, 2012 06:26AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> We need to come up with additional NSFW parameters
> to warn people what they're in for.
>
> Like, this thread would be NSFW-pg, for "penis"
> and "gory."


Often I see posts in eesh's threads that go something like this....

Where do you find these pictures?

The more important question to my mind would be WHY does he even look for these pictures?

The boy is definitely in need of a meds adjustment.

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Re: Banana Split, Anyone? (NSFW)
Posted by: "I want a new drug" ()
Date: November 12, 2012 09:03AM

SoylentGreen Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > We need to come up with additional NSFW
> parameters
> > to warn people what they're in for.
> >
> > Like, this thread would be NSFW-pg, for "penis"
> > and "gory."
>
>
> Often I see posts in eesh's threads that go
> something like this....
>
> Where do you find these pictures?
>
> The more important question to my mind would be
> WHY does he even look for these pictures?
>
> The boy is definitely in need of a meds
> adjustment.

Anyone who posts or spends any time at this forum needs their meds adjusted.

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Re: Banana Split, Anyone? (NSFW)
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: November 12, 2012 10:24AM

SoylentGreen Wrote:
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> Often I see posts in eesh's threads that go
> something like this....
>
> Where do you find these pictures?
>
> The more important question to my mind would be
> WHY does he even look for these pictures?
>
> The boy is definitely in need of a meds
> adjustment.

Do you really think he woke up and thought, "gee, I wonder if there's a picture out there of a penis split in half?"

You sound like you're new to the internet. First of all, welcome to the internet. Second of all, there are numerous websites that aggregate content or allow users to submit their own content. More than likely, that's where he finds these pictures.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Banana Split, Anyone? (NSFW)
Posted by: Ouch ()
Date: November 12, 2012 04:13PM

Looks like a severe case of hypospadias. However, if it is, can't imagine why his parents never had corrective surgery on him as an infant!

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Re: Banana Split, Anyone? (NSFW)
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: November 12, 2012 04:56PM

I found this pic of the guy after he realized what a horrible mistake he had made.
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Re: Banana Split, Anyone? (NSFW)
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 12, 2012 06:07PM

It's called penile subincision, and it is a body modification growing in popularity.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_subincision

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Re: Banana Split, Anyone? (NSFW)
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 12, 2012 06:08PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> SoylentGreen Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Often I see posts in eesh's threads that go
> > something like this....
> >
> > Where do you find these pictures?
> >
> > The more important question to my mind would be
> > WHY does he even look for these pictures?
> >
> > The boy is definitely in need of a meds
> > adjustment.
>
> Do you really think he woke up and thought, "gee,
> I wonder if there's a picture out there of a penis
> split in half?"
>
> You sound like you're new to the internet. First
> of all, welcome to the internet. Second of all,
> there are numerous websites that aggregate content
> or allow users to submit their own content. More
> than likely, that's where he finds these pictures.







He made this comment after he sent me a PM asking about Windows 8 and new computers. I just don't understand the inconsistency with Vexxxed/SoylentGreen.

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Re: Banana Split, Anyone? (NSFW)
Posted by: SoylentGreen ()
Date: November 12, 2012 08:30PM

eesh Wrote:
> He made this comment after he sent me a PM asking
> about Windows 8 and new computers. I just don't
> understand the inconsistency with
> Vexxxed/SoylentGreen.


Yeah, thanks for the great advice.

I almost pissed away $300 instead of dropping $69 bucks by listening to you.

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Re: Banana Split, Anyone? (NSFW)
Posted by: SoylentGreen ()
Date: November 12, 2012 08:32PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Do you really think he woke up and thought, "gee,
> I wonder if there's a picture out there of a penis
> split in half?"


Well................yeah.

Is there anyone else on this forum that consistently goes for shock value as much as eesh does?

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Re: Banana Split, Anyone? (NSFW)
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 12, 2012 08:37PM

SoylentGreen Wrote:
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>
> Yeah, thanks for the great advice.
>
> I almost pissed away $300 instead of dropping $69
> bucks by listening to you.




Glad I could help. I guess the Best Buy employee failed to mention to you that you can't upgrade from 32 bit Vista to 64 bit Windows 8.

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Re: Banana Split, Anyone? (NSFW)
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 13, 2012 10:06PM

eesh Wrote:
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> SoylentGreen Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > Yeah, thanks for the great advice.
> >
> > I almost pissed away $300 instead of dropping
> $69
> > bucks by listening to you.
>
>
>
>
> Glad I could help. I guess the Best Buy employee
> failed to mention to you that you can't upgrade
> from 32 bit Vista to 64 bit Windows 8.





No answer, eh Vexxxed?

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Re: Banana Split, Anyone? (NSFW)
Posted by: SoylentGreen ()
Date: November 14, 2012 06:25AM

eesh Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > SoylentGreen Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > >
> > > Yeah, thanks for the great advice.
> > >
> > > I almost pissed away $300 instead of dropping
> > $69
> > > bucks by listening to you.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Glad I could help. I guess the Best Buy
> employee
> > failed to mention to you that you can't upgrade
> > from 32 bit Vista to 64 bit Windows 8.
>
>
>
>
>
> No answer, eh Vexxxed?


Sorry........been busy.

Did I care about 32 vs 64 bit? No, I said it was a " piece of crap perfectly good PC with I think Vista on it"

All I asked was if you knew if I could put Windows 8 on it. Next time I wont bother asking the Best Buy floor salesman.

Did you suddenly realize after over a year that I have two registered names here? Although unlike other posters (present company not excluded), I've never hidden or hidden behind either of them.

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