I am excited and LMFAO. Too funny.
"Now that we're 18 days out from the election, Mr. 'Severely Conservative' wants you to think he was severely kidding about everything he said over the last year," the president said. "He told folks he was the ideal candidate for the Tea Party, now he's telling folks, 'What? Who me?' He's forgetting what his own positions are. And he's betting that you will too."
Continued the president, "he's changing up so much and backtracking and side stepping we've got to name this condition he's going through.
"I think it's called…'Romnesia,'" the president said to cheers and laughter.
"I'm not a medical doctor, but I do want to go over some of the symptoms with you because I want to make sure nobody else catches it," the president said in the battleground state of Virginia, where recent polls show Mitt Romney with momentum.
"If you say you're for equal pay for equal work but you keep refusing to say whether or not you'd sign a bill that protects equal pay for equal work, you might have Romnesia," the president said, sounding not a little like comedian Jeff Foxworthy.
"If you say women should have access to contraceptive care but you support legislation that would let your employer deny you contraceptive care, you might have a case of Romnesia," the president said. "If you say you'll protect a woman's right to choose but you stand up at a primary debate and say that you'd be delighted to sign a law outlawing that right to choose in all cases, then you've definitely got Romnesia."
http://news.yahoo.com/president-obama-accuses-opponent-contracting-romnesia-164733605--abc-news-politics.html
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