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Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
I want you!
Posted by:
MG_Taylor
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Date: October 05, 2012 11:59AM
To join the VA Defense Force. The Black Ponies are in need of your assistance so if you're ready to make that call for your state, community, and yourself take that step. Find out more at www.vdf.virginia.gov/
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Re: I want you!
Posted by:
eeeeeeeeeeeeesh
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Date: October 05, 2012 01:36PM
Dammit, I am not pulling your finger no matter how much you want me to!!!
Re: I want you!
Posted by:
Frank D
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Date: October 05, 2012 01:45PM
Can I join? Im a bit overweight, 300 pounds with a slight case of diabetes. I might not be physcially in the best shape but other areas I am very knowlegable and could be a great asset to this organization. I have a real bad back and have to take heavy pain killers will that be a issue when enlisting? I also have no criminal backround except for a speeding ticket years ago.
Re: I want you!
Posted by:
pfcBurnett
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Date: October 05, 2012 03:01PM
Frank D Wrote:
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> Can I join? Im a bit overweight, 300 pounds with a
> slight case of diabetes. I might not be physcially
> in the best shape but other areas I am very
> knowlegable and could be a great asset to this
> organization. I have a real bad back and have to
> take heavy pain killers will that be a issue when
> enlisting? I also have no criminal backround
> except for a speeding ticket years ago.
Shouldn't be a problem. We take recruits of any age and physical condition. We feel that the brain is one of the most important muscles in the human body and that most often mental fitness is more important than physical fitness. I thank you for your interest in wanting to join the most elite defense team in the country, the Virginia Defense Force. We are truly a force to be reckoned with. I don't understand why everyone on this forum laughs at us and thinks we're a joke. Any time I walk into a bar you don't know how many ladies flock over to me once they find out I'm a black pony. Once you wear that black pony patch the ladies drop like flies it's amazing.
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> Can I join? Im a bit overweight, 300 pounds with a
> slight case of diabetes. I might not be physcially
> in the best shape but other areas I am very
> knowlegable and could be a great asset to this
> organization. I have a real bad back and have to
> take heavy pain killers will that be a issue when
> enlisting? I also have no criminal backround
> except for a speeding ticket years ago.
Shouldn't be a problem. We take recruits of any age and physical condition. We feel that the brain is one of the most important muscles in the human body and that most often mental fitness is more important than physical fitness. I thank you for your interest in wanting to join the most elite defense team in the country, the Virginia Defense Force. We are truly a force to be reckoned with. I don't understand why everyone on this forum laughs at us and thinks we're a joke. Any time I walk into a bar you don't know how many ladies flock over to me once they find out I'm a black pony. Once you wear that black pony patch the ladies drop like flies it's amazing.