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Too tan?
Posted by: 0tter ()
Date: September 23, 2012 10:41AM

From a dating website
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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: SE Niggah ()
Date: September 23, 2012 10:43AM

I don't know, yo...with the lights out? All pussy is black.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: NoVa Cracker ()
Date: September 23, 2012 11:19AM

Clown question...TOO FUCKIN UGLY!

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Dirty Mike and The Boys ()
Date: September 23, 2012 12:20PM

I knew this girl.

Amanda Putprush.


Thank me later.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: September 23, 2012 01:04PM

Yea, she too tan

 

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 23, 2012 01:35PM

Interesting....this pic of her wearing "Captain Friendly Skies"





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Somehow she didn't pull off the look. http://www.disguises.com.au/Pilot_Captain_Friendly_Skies_2581



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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Clown ()
Date: September 23, 2012 02:09PM

Clown Answer - She looks like a fucking clown.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: September 23, 2012 02:27PM

Clown Wrote:
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> Clown Answer - She looks like a fucking clown.


LAWL

 

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: melanoma ()
Date: September 23, 2012 02:31PM

No issues with her tan. When I blow a load in her face it will make it easier to see.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: September 23, 2012 02:41PM

Question... How does one get that tan??

Like I spent much of my summer outside.. Average stuff..running, pool, sports and such. But, I'm not even 1/4 of the way to what that gurls got going on.

 



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/23/2012 02:41PM by friskydingo.

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Re: Too tan?
Date: September 23, 2012 03:33PM

gross

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: UVA-B-C ()
Date: September 23, 2012 05:35PM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> Question... How does one get that tan??
>
> Like I spent much of my summer outside.. Average
> stuff..running, pool, sports and such. But, I'm
> not even 1/4 of the way to what that gurls got
> going on.

I'm gonna' go with...tanning bed, maybe?

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: skin cancer ()
Date: September 23, 2012 05:47PM

Her "tan" is a fake bake, electric beach. Humans do not tan that way from the sun

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Not a Betting Man ()
Date: September 23, 2012 06:26PM

Her tan is probably a combo of sun, tanning bed, and spray on. Looks like a jersey gurl. Not hot! But you're right, when the lights are out...

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: U F'ing Homos ()
Date: September 23, 2012 07:30PM

That is a dude with surgical enhancements. No fucking way that is the same in the dark unless you are a male chocolate highway fan. Look at that masculine clown face! It's a guy. Go get some mouthwash and cleanse.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: William Jefferson ()
Date: September 25, 2012 10:21AM

Say what you will, I would hit it every day of the week and twice on Sunday.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Funbags ()
Date: September 25, 2012 10:24AM

Dirty Mike and The Boys Wrote:
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> I knew this girl.
>
> Amanda Putprush.
>
>
> Thank me later.


I will thank you now. Not too many other pictures on her facebook page.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Gross ()
Date: September 25, 2012 10:36AM

That is one ugly looking bitch. Raise your standard!

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: William Jefferson ()
Date: September 25, 2012 10:39AM

Gross Wrote:
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> That is one ugly looking bitch. Raise your
> standard!


Perhaps you have never met my wife, Hillary....

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: MT7 ()
Date: September 25, 2012 10:41AM

The picture that shows her thighs indicates she is a fat cow. Also, use a condom if you fuck her because I'd bet there is some congealed old semen still in her.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Amanda Putrush ()
Date: September 25, 2012 10:47AM


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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: DontCare ()
Date: September 25, 2012 11:09AM

Cow. And that's one ugly senior class. Victoria or Whitney on page 11 look fine tho.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Mark Webb ()
Date: September 25, 2012 11:21AM

I've been there. Wasn't too bad if you get her coming out of the shower.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Brandon E ()
Date: September 25, 2012 11:35AM

She already looks like a desperate 30 year old.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: eHarmony ()
Date: September 25, 2012 11:41AM

This chick is 21 and out whoring herself on dating sites already? Mental patient.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Beer Goggles ()
Date: September 25, 2012 12:48PM

Give me three beers and I'll take it. Give me 6 beers and I'll take it twice.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: 0tter ()
Date: September 25, 2012 03:02PM

.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/26/2012 12:05PM by 0tter.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: September 25, 2012 03:06PM

Funny. The attention whore gets noticed, but its all negative . Hahahahaha!

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: pumper ()
Date: September 25, 2012 03:07PM

I'm not picky. I'd pump a load into her.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: but of course ()
Date: September 25, 2012 03:23PM

pumper Wrote:
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> I'm not picky. I'd pump a load into her.


Every person on here who says they would not pump her is lying.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: PicMan ()
Date: September 25, 2012 03:26PM

Thank me again...

This is the very first time I recognized a picture online of a girl I actually knew/know. How exciting!!!

In the one picture of her backside in the mirror, with the white shorts.... her caption on facebook is "ya don't try...i'll be darker" (inferring she'll be more tan than anyone)
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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: huh??? ()
Date: September 25, 2012 03:36PM

Is her back piereced? Are those two little....things on her lower back some sort of.....I don't even know what to call them....

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: WTFO? ()
Date: September 25, 2012 03:37PM

Dear God - she's uglier than a baboon's ass with sever hemorrhoids.

And one day she will look just like her Mom - and from the picture above at the beach, that is a scary thought.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Yup.... ()
Date: September 25, 2012 03:38PM

I'd hit it, every day.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: very sad ()
Date: September 25, 2012 03:52PM

The soccer (?) pic and beach pic have her looking cute. Aside from eating way too many Big Macs, not sure what happened there...could be a cute girl.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: September 25, 2012 05:07PM

WTF are those frankenstein bolts in her back?

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 25, 2012 05:13PM

huh??? Wrote:
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> Is her back piereced? Are those two
> little....things on her lower back some sort
> of.....I don't even know what to call them....


496 Wrote:
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> WTF are those frankenstein bolts in her back?







Those are called dermal piercings, they are becoming more popular, especially on the face.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Explain.... ()
Date: September 25, 2012 05:36PM

Dermal piercings, got it. So why did she get them on her back?

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 25, 2012 05:39PM

Explain.... Wrote:
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> Dermal piercings, got it. So why did she get them
> on her back?





She probably likes it doggy style and doesn't want a permanent tramp stamp tattoo.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: September 25, 2012 06:13PM

What a cow.
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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: September 25, 2012 06:18PM

She is making way too many stupid ass faces in her pics ...I want to slap the bitch through the internet.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: WTFO? ()
Date: September 25, 2012 06:28PM

A face that could stop a freight train and a body that could be used to land C-130's. Raise your standards people! I'm disgusted that this ugly beast even has her own thread.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Beenthereandhitthat ()
Date: September 25, 2012 06:30PM

Explain.... Wrote:
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> Dermal piercings, got it. So why did she get them
> on her back?


And I quote "something to shoot your load in between. Like a field goal, hehe"

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Good time charlie has the blues ()
Date: September 25, 2012 06:45PM

Kittie Wrote:
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> She is making way too many stupid ass faces in her
> pics ...I want to slap the bitch through the
> internet.

Why worry about big brother.
We have done to ourselves. Once upon a time you were able to do dumb things, have fun and not worry about embarrassment. Friends and family forgave, you moved on.
Now the whole fucking world knows. Internet and digital cameras have taken the fun out. I'll stay facebook free. Miss that kodachrome.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: September 25, 2012 06:56PM

It's pretty clear what this girl's opinion of herself is.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Firedawg ()
Date: September 25, 2012 11:01PM

I'll take it. I won't keep it, but for a night, she'll do.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Abbie Normal ()
Date: September 25, 2012 11:11PM

Frankenstein bolts...lol

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Melissa ()
Date: September 26, 2012 02:10AM

Good night! What makes people want to be that tan? It looks horrible, not to mention the premature wrinkles and leather skin.

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Being vague is almost as fun as that other thing.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Banger and mash ()
Date: September 26, 2012 06:55AM

I would bang that annoying grin off her face.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: 5/28/2013 ()
Date: September 26, 2012 06:59AM

Melissa Wrote:
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> Good night! What makes people want to be that
> tan? It looks horrible, not to mention the
> premature wrinkles and leather skin.

No worries 12/21/2012

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Truthinesses ()
Date: September 26, 2012 08:28AM

All you basement dwellers would kill for a chance to jump on this girl, quit saying otherwise.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Psychologist Sam ()
Date: September 26, 2012 08:35AM

I can get past her disregard for skin cancer and her passion for high calorie snacks but that fake smile makes me want to look the other way. Such a shame that her self esteem is so low that she needs to seek out attention.

She has enough curves to be called "thick" and right now, a lot of guys would jump on the chance bang the shit out of her.

Five years from now after gaining another 40 pounds and having prematurely aged skin, no man will touch her.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: DontCare ()
Date: September 26, 2012 11:41AM

Bitch is a Cow. A few years from now = Bigger Cow.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Browbeater ()
Date: September 26, 2012 05:23PM

She needs to tame those eyebrows, then she needs to blow me

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Strange ()
Date: September 26, 2012 05:44PM

Anyone else catch what side of the car she is sitting on where a steering wheel is visible. She either has a rare right hand drive Jeep (looks like a Jeep GC wheel from a few years back) in the US, or she isn't from here.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Or.... ()
Date: September 26, 2012 10:22PM

Or the picture is reversed.



What the one person who said about how there's no more privacy....

I agree to a degree.

Perhaps if someone else was taking these pictures...

But this is her own act. She's her own photographer. In all those pics it's her showcasing a stupid face or her huge tits. This girl is doing this to herself. It's not Facebook's fault, or her friends on facebook's fault...
This girl is mentally unstable.



And for the record, she can actually do a full split. (she use to, at least).

Left a snail trail on my sheets once doing that.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: September 27, 2012 12:05AM

She does have some pretty green eyes though.....

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: 0tter ()
Date: September 27, 2012 07:52AM

Photoshoped eyes

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Kinda cute ()
Date: September 27, 2012 08:25AM

Maybe she wants to be black. Some of the remarks are from posters who are jealous and would really like to go out with her.
I just want to know what tanning lotion she smells like.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: SumOv ()
Date: September 27, 2012 10:30AM

"some of the remarks are from posters who are jealous


Really?

REALLY?

Because only comments AGAINST her would be considered a lie.

Substantiate your claim...

Since when does calling someone out for being an attention whore mean the person is remotely jealous?





















Who wants nudes?

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Attn. Whore ()
Date: September 27, 2012 10:53AM

SumOv Wrote:
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> "some of the remarks are from posters who are
> jealous
>
>
> Really?
>
> REALLY?
>
> Because only comments AGAINST her would be
> considered a lie.
>
> Substantiate your claim...
>
> Since when does calling someone out for being an
> attention whore mean the person is remotely
> jealous?
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Who wants nudes?
Why comment at all?

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Hot Sexy Thing ()
Date: September 27, 2012 11:42AM

Man, she's hot!! Plump little tart with tanned watermelon tits and sweet thighs. Bet she is a real juicey one too. Loved to open those soft tanned thighs and taste her moist pussy. Spread her open and enjoy heaven. And what a plump ass. Turn her over and bounce all night. Damn boys, can't help myself.
What dating service you find her at. Gonna get me some.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: September 27, 2012 12:19PM

Hot Sexy Thing Wrote:
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> Man, she's hot!! Plump little tart with tanned
> watermelon tits and sweet thighs. Bet she is a
> real juicey one too. Loved to open those soft
> tanned thighs and taste her moist pussy. Spread
> her open and enjoy heaven. And what a plump ass.
> Turn her over and bounce all night. Damn boys,
> can't help myself.
> What dating service you find her at. Gonna get me
> some.

Ugh. I have to go take a shower now.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: hot summer putang ()
Date: September 27, 2012 12:33PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Hot Sexy Thing Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Man, she's hot!! Plump little tart with tanned
> > watermelon tits and sweet thighs. Bet she is a
> > real juicey one too. Loved to open those soft
> > tanned thighs and taste her moist pussy. Spread
> > her open and enjoy heaven. And what a plump
> ass.
> > Turn her over and bounce all night. Damn boys,
> > can't help myself.
> > What dating service you find her at. Gonna get
> me
> > some.
>
> Ugh. I have to go take a shower now.
Go take one cause I'm gnna hit it again.
Those eyes and that perky mouth.
She is HOT and real creamy.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Here you go buddy. ()
Date: September 27, 2012 02:20PM

Screen Names
aknpcheerleader(AIM)
apcheernsurf(Skype)
Website
http://www.myspace.com/cheerleadermandaz
Email
628973124@facebook.com
Facebook http://facebook.com/amanda.putprush



About Amanda
+~+
Hello I am ~amanda~
(manda for short)

~Most people call me a" BomBshell" & beg for more~

+I'm a very logical sophisticated & polished lady from Northern Virginia~

+Pretty much not your typical girls, very chill.I put a lot of pressure on myself to be the best and I have realized that gets me no where(I still try though), I am nowhere near perfect.

+If you ask anyone of my friends they will tell you I am one of the hardest working ladies they know, I love being the best~

+ I tend to keep my privet life away from people I do not trust, which is basically everybody

+I am super playful & love to have fun, laughing is something that literally tickles me pink!!

+I was once asked the question "Would you prefer good things happened, or interesting things?" MY answer was "INTERESTING", why? If interesting things happened to me more often then not I would have an eternity of stories to share. A good story can get you places & will exasperated your mind with energy. Have the power to live through something & then tell the tale to others is just so gratifying to me. If you agree with my answer I would love to hear why. Besides good things can be part of the interesting.

: ]

+I am pretty shy, contrary to popular belief & I do get nervous easily. Hence me biting my bottom lip lol.

+I do not judge people and i don't hate them, they cant help WHO they are.... LIES, I judge people all the time that's what we do in NoVa, part of life get over it.

+I love when a song reminds you of a memory or when you smell something that takes you back in time.
;^)
~~~~~I am a major daredevil, adrenaline freak!~~~~~
;^)

+After taking gymnastics(comp. cheer) for 18years & now teaching it I always have new tricks up my sleeve. watch & learn

+I teach comp. cheer, lifeguarding, swim lessons, aqua fit. & tri swim training. Among many other things, this is what I do while I work through school. If you need to know more of my qualifications just ask!

+I enjoy meeting new people~


Thanks
aP



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Classy and Fabulous
-Coco Chanel

Americas all about speed, hot blinding badass speed - amelia airheart


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I complete myself
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-----------
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-Instead, they get the rotten apples-
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but easy. So the apples up top think
somethings wrong w/ them when in
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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Thanks ()
Date: September 27, 2012 02:37PM

Here you go buddy. Wrote:
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> Screen Names
> aknpcheerleader(AIM)
> apcheernsurf(Skype)
> Website
> http://www.myspace.com/cheerleadermandaz
> Email
> 628973124@facebook.com
> Facebook http://facebook.com/amanda.putprush
>
>
>
> About Amanda
> +~+
> Hello I am ~amanda~
> (manda for short)
>
> ~Most people call me a" BomBshell" & beg for
> more~
>
> +I'm a very logical sophisticated & polished lady
> from Northern Virginia~
>
> +Pretty much not your typical girls, very chill.I
> put a lot of pressure on myself to be the best and
> I have realized that gets me no where(I still try
> though), I am nowhere near perfect.
>
> +If you ask anyone of my friends they will tell
> you I am one of the hardest working ladies they
> know, I love being the best~
>
> + I tend to keep my privet life away from people I
> do not trust, which is basically everybody
>
> +I am super playful & love to have fun, laughing
> is something that literally tickles me pink!!
>
> +I was once asked the question "Would you prefer
> good things happened, or interesting things?" MY
> answer was "INTERESTING", why? If interesting
> things happened to me more often then not I would
> have an eternity of stories to share. A good story
> can get you places & will exasperated your mind
> with energy. Have the power to live through
> something & then tell the tale to others is just
> so gratifying to me. If you agree with my answer I
> would love to hear why. Besides good things can be
> part of the interesting.
>
> : ]
>
> +I am pretty shy, contrary to popular belief & I
> do get nervous easily. Hence me biting my bottom
> lip lol.
>
> +I do not judge people and i don't hate them, they
> cant help WHO they are.... LIES, I judge people
> all the time that's what we do in NoVa, part of
> life get over it.
>
> +I love when a song reminds you of a memory or
> when you smell something that takes you back in
> time.
> ;^)
> ~~~~~I am a major daredevil, adrenaline
> freak!~~~~~
> ;^)
>
> +After taking gymnastics(comp. cheer) for 18years
> & now teaching it I always have new tricks up my
> sleeve. watch & learn
>
> +I teach comp. cheer, lifeguarding, swim lessons,
> aqua fit. & tri swim training. Among many other
> things, this is what I do while I work through
> school. If you need to know more of my
> qualifications just ask!
>
> +I enjoy meeting new people~
>
>
> Thanks
> aP
>
>
>
> Favorite Quotations
> A girl must be two things...
> Classy and Fabulous
> -Coco Chanel
>
> Americas all about speed, hot blinding badass
> speed - amelia airheart
>
>
> "if she loves you now, what else matters? she’s
> not perfect - you aren’t either, but if she can
> make you laugh and cause you to think twice, hold
> onto her. she may not be thinking about you every
> second of the day, but she will give you a part of
> her that she knows you can break. don’t hurt
> her, don’t change her, and don’t expect more
> than she can give. smile when she makes you happy,
> let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her
> when she’s not there." -bob marley
>
>
>
>
> remember we used to dance
> and everyone wanted to be you and me
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> I dont need somebody to complete me
> I complete myself
> And nobodys got to belong to somebody else
> *JessicaSimpson
>
>
>
>
>
> Well-behaved women
> rarely make history..
> *MarilynMonroe
>
>
>
>
>
> "The only reason people hold on to memories so
> tight is because they are the only things that do
> not change when everything and everyone else does
> : (
>
>
>
>
> “do you have the courage to accept the pain?”
>
> James bond Stockdale
>
>
>
>
> "Pain Is Weakness Leaving The Body"
>
>
>
> "Don't bother telling me about who my ex is now
> dating, because then I feel bad for the girl who
> is getting my sloppy seconds"
>
>
>
> "We could have been extraordinary together, rather
> than ordinary apart." ~Grey's Anatomy
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Love is giving someone the power to destroy
> you...but trusting them not to.
>
>
>
> well everynow and then someone get their cruches
> stolen
> its no biggie
> -Shaz Usman
>
>
> Girls-----
> -----------
> -----------are like apples------
> -------on trees. The best ones-----
> -----are at the top of the tree.-----
> ---The boys dont want to reach---
> --for the good ones because they--
> -r afraid of falling and getting hurt.-
> -Instead, they get the rotten apples-
> from the ground that arent as good,
> but easy. So the apples up top think
> somethings wrong w/ them when in
> -reality they're amazing. They just--
> ---have to wait for the right boy to
> ---- come along, the one who's-
> ----------- brave enough to-----
> ---------------climb all---------
> ---------------the way--------
> --------------to the top------
>
>
> " I feel everything your afraid to feel"
>
> "you wanna throw names around like that.... You
> better perfect your whisper".
>
> "The best dreams happen when you’re awake."-
> Cherie Gilderbloom
>
>
> “I like my money right where I can see
> it...hanging in my closet.” —Carrie
>
>
> Waves are....toys from god
>
>
>
>
> “I like your Christ, I do not like your
> Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your
> Christ.” Mahatma Gandhi
>
>
> +when the other person isn't there, sometimes we
> tend to make-up their side of the conversation;
> which really isn't fair to either one of you.


Thanks and still hot.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Huh?? ()
Date: September 27, 2012 02:40PM

"logical,sophisticated,polished,private,shy"

Those are not the words that spring to mind when I see those pics. And she wants to be a foreign service officer. She's going to regret those pics one day.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: September 27, 2012 02:44PM

Huh?? Wrote:
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> "logical,sophisticated,polished,private,shy"
>
>And she wants to be a foreign
> service officer.


I'm not the kinda guy to judge a book by its cover, but I dunno... seems like a lofty goal.

good luck gurlll !!!

BTW, is this chick from around here??

 

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: September 27, 2012 02:45PM

Oh, I just read she is from Northern Virginia... Sooo... Is this thread a takedown job??

 

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: September 27, 2012 03:13PM

That is the most banal profile I've ever read, literally. It is so completely devoid of substance, it may as well be Aerogel. Showing your tits is not a substitute for intelligence or a personality.

I cannot stand women like this. "ME-FIST-YOU, YOUR JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE U COULD NEVER GET A GIRL LIKE HER LOL." Spare me. If you're trying to land a girl like this, you have two options:

1. Be every bit as shallow and superficial as her.

2. Sacrifice your dignity and self-respect and pretend to be as shallow and superficial as her.

Even if you do land her, what are your options? Long-term relationship? Do you really want to spend a significant portion of your life with someone who compares herself to an apple that wrestles with self-esteem issues high up on a tree?

Maybe you just want to hit it and quit it. Good luck with the "quit it" part. She's not going to let you out of her Penis Fly Trap that easily.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: September 27, 2012 03:14PM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> Oh, I just read she is from Northern Virginia...

Of course she is.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Young and fun ()
Date: September 27, 2012 03:22PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> That is the most banal profile I've ever read,
> literally. It is so completely devoid of
> substance, it may as well be Aerogel. Showing your
> tits is not a substitute for intelligence or a
> personality.
>
> I cannot stand women like this. "ME-FIST-YOU, YOUR
> JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE U COULD NEVER GET A GIRL
> LIKE HER LOL." Spare me. If you're trying to land
> a girl like this, you have two options:
>
> 1. Be every bit as shallow and superficial as
> her.
>
> 2. Sacrifice your dignity and self-respect and
> pretend to be as shallow and superficial as her.
>
> Even if you do land her, what are your options?
> Long-term relationship? Do you really want to
> spend a significant portion of your life with
> someone who compares herself to an apple that
> wrestles with self-esteem issues high up on a
> tree?
>
> Maybe you just want to hit it and quit it. Good
> luck with the "quit it" part. She's not going to
> let you out of her Penis Fly Trap that easily.

Evidently she has perked your attention, Mr.
or just another boring afternoon at FFU?

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Ugh . ()
Date: September 27, 2012 03:25PM

Enough or this fat ugly midget

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: September 27, 2012 03:29PM

Young and fun Wrote:
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> Evidently she has perked your attention, Mr.

Attention is what she wants. Who am I to disappoint.

> or just another boring afternoon at FFU?

Pretty much this. It's either ruminate on my dislike for low-budget Snookie knock-offs or talk about politics. I can't wait for election season to be over.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Suntan lotion ()
Date: September 27, 2012 03:31PM

Ugh . Wrote:
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> Enough or this fat ugly midget
She ain't fat and nor a midget. Cute, creamy and plump. She looks like a young Sally Field. You know you want some.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: September 27, 2012 03:34PM

Suntan lotion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> She ain't fat and nor a midget. Cute, creamy and
> plump. She looks like a young Sally Field. You
> know you want some.

That creamy look is obtained by filling yourself with actual cream.

Sally Field? Moar liek Mrs. Fields, amirite?

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: You are fat ()
Date: September 27, 2012 03:37PM

Suntan lotion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Ugh . Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Enough or this fat ugly midget
> She ain't fat and nor a midget. Cute, creamy and
> plump. She looks like a young Sally Field. You
> know you want some.


Amanda, you snooki wannabe troll, kill yourself.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Drrr ()
Date: September 27, 2012 03:53PM

friskydingo Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Oh, I just read she is from Northern Virginia...
> Sooo... Is this thread a takedown job??


No. I just saw the "too tan" thread line and was like, "I know a girl who's like that." When I clicked on it and I saw her picture I shit myself. This is the first time in my personal internet history that I knew a girl posted by someone else. I mean...what are the odds?

Look...there's no takedown job here. All of this information is publicly accessible.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: 0tter ()
Date: September 27, 2012 04:04PM

I'd say this thread has run its course. I found the answer to my question. She's too tan.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Seriously messed up ()
Date: September 27, 2012 04:09PM

Honestly, I feel sorry for her. She needs some help.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: September 27, 2012 04:12PM

Maybe this thread will help her? Someone should show her, take this shit to the next level of entertainment.

 

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: September 27, 2012 04:22PM

friskydingo Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Maybe this thread will help her? Someone should
> show her, take this shit to the next level of
> entertainment.

I can simulate the experience.

"This is Manda, the REAL Manda, and if u haters have something 2 say u should say it to my face! I no Im not prefect but guess what NEITHER R U!!!!1 I'm proud of who i am and if your not then that is ur problem! All u ppl who said Im fat r just igorant ppl and I feel bad for u. oh and 'too tan' what is that lol? I was out partying at the beach and surfing with my friends while your talking shit in ur parents basement. you all need 2 get a life! PEACE OUT"

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Picky boys or to much porn? ()
Date: September 27, 2012 04:31PM

0tter Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I'd say this thread has run its course. I found
> the answer to my question. She's too tan.

She went to the beach and laid in the sun.
This used to be the norm for young nubile ladies but I guess a little to much for basement dwellers. Playboy, Penthouse paid for the look. Maybe shes a little overweight but who isn't. The mistake was posting photos to the internet.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Good One, Meph! ()
Date: September 27, 2012 04:32PM

You just know that that is exactly what she'd sound like. How did this girl get into Georgetown???

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: September 27, 2012 04:43PM

Picky boys or to much porn? Wrote:
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> The mistake was posting photos to the internet.

Close, but technically wrong. The mistake is being the kind of person that takes numerous self-shots of her tits to begin with. There is a vast difference between an "I went to the beach and someone took a picture of me in my swimsuit" shot and "I TOOK THESE PICTURES OF MY TITTIES LOOK AT THEM."

Girls wear swimsuits and bikinis and stuff. There's nothing wrong with that, and being in a picture wearing a bikini isn't automatically a plea for attention. With two exceptions, every single one of this girl's pictures is about her showing off "the goods," and any argument against that assertion is bullshit. she wants people to form an opinion of her based on her body, so it's not unfair for people to form an opinion of her based on her body.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Push em up, push em up, waaay up ()
Date: September 27, 2012 04:49PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> "I TOOK THESE PICTURES OF MY TITTIES LOOK AT THEM."
>


She does seem awfully proud of those things huh.

lmao

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: H.H. ()
Date: September 27, 2012 05:01PM

Mr Mephisto Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Picky boys or to much porn? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The mistake was posting photos to the internet.
>
> Close, but technically wrong. The mistake is being
> the kind of person that takes numerous self-shots
> of her tits to begin with. There is a vast
> difference between an "I went to the beach and
> someone took a picture of me in my swimsuit" shot
> and "I TOOK THESE PICTURES OF MY TITTIES LOOK AT
> THEM."
>
> Girls wear swimsuits and bikinis and stuff.
> There's nothing wrong with that, and being in a
> picture wearing a bikini isn't automatically a
> plea for attention. With two exceptions, every
> single one of this girl's pictures is about her
> showing off "the goods," and any argument against
> that assertion is bullshit. she wants people to
> form an opinion of her based on her body, so it's
> not unfair for people to form an opinion of her
> based on her body.

She probably is insecure and thought those magnificent breasts are her main asset. I thought maybe you were mature enough to realize she is young and made a mistake. If you ain't got nuttin nice to say.
But I was wrong because this is FFU where the men are rugged,tough,good looking and opinionated womanizers.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Penis Fly Trap ()
Date: September 27, 2012 05:15PM

Next time she googles herself I am sure she'll get a rude awakening. Better yet, when a potential employer googles her, I hope she gets a rude awakening.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: September 27, 2012 05:15PM

H.H. Wrote:
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> She probably is insecure and thought those
> magnificent breasts are her main asset.

"Thought?" Try "thinks."

> I thought
> maybe you were mature enough to realize she is
> young and made a mistake. If you ain't got nuttin
> nice to say.

So you're saying she's insecure and it's a mistake to post those pictures? If you ain't got nuttin nice to say.

> But I was wrong because this is FFU where the men
> are rugged,tough,good looking and opinionated
> womanizers.

Now you're getting it.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: FITizen ()
Date: September 27, 2012 06:03PM

Picky boys or to much porn? Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> 0tter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'd say this thread has run its course. I found
> > the answer to my question. She's too tan.
>
> She went to the beach and laid in the sun.
> This used to be the norm for young nubile ladies
> but I guess a little to much for basement
> dwellers. Playboy, Penthouse paid for the look.
> Maybe shes a little overweight but who isn't. The
> mistake was posting photos to the internet.



I'm not overweight and your overgeneralization that everyone is indicates what a fatasfatass,jpg you are.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Under exposed ()
Date: September 27, 2012 06:12PM

FITizen Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Picky boys or to much porn? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 0tter Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I'd say this thread has run its course. I
> found
> > > the answer to my question. She's too tan.
> >
> > She went to the beach and laid in the sun.
> > This used to be the norm for young nubile
> ladies
> > but I guess a little to much for basement
> > dwellers. Playboy, Penthouse paid for the look.
> > Maybe shes a little overweight but who isn't.
> The
> > mistake was posting photos to the internet.
>
>
>
> I'm not overweight and your overgeneralization
> that everyone is indicates what a fatasfatass,jpg
> you are.

I'm more the RAW type.
How's your file?

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: September 27, 2012 06:13PM

H.H. Wrote:
------------------------------------------------------
> But I was wrong because this is FFU where the men
> are rugged,tough,good looking and opinionated
> womanizers.


Sounds true to me, my mom says I'm the most handsomest boy she knows.

 

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Teenie weenie ()
Date: September 27, 2012 06:39PM

Seriously messed up Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Honestly, I feel sorry for her. She needs some
> help.

Breast reductions?

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: September 27, 2012 08:06PM

From her "facebook"

" I tend to keep my privet life away from people I do not trust, which is basically everybody"


Georgetown?? Really?

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Yup... ()
Date: September 27, 2012 08:13PM

496 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> From her "facebook"
>
> " I tend to keep my privet life away from people I
> do not trust, which is basically everybody"
>
>
> Georgetown?? Really?

Class of 2013. Studying foreign service and philosophy (!!!). That's what it says on her Facebook profile. I guess their standards have gone downhill.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: bs ()
Date: September 27, 2012 08:17PM

496 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> From her "facebook"
>
> " I tend to keep my privet life away from people I
> do not trust, which is basically everybody"



By posting a billion so called provocative pics for the whole world to see of you looking like a broke ass Snookie wannabe?



> Georgetown?? Really?


Bitch couldn't hack it at Georgetown Prep...

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 27, 2012 08:30PM

Is she proficient in a foreign language? She's not qualified for foreign service if she doesn't speak another language....



And she will need a security clearance if she does get a foreign service position, something tells me her indiscretions will disqualify her.


She seems like someone that is going to get multiple DUIs soon.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/27/2012 08:30PM by eesh.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 27, 2012 08:34PM

Here you go buddy. Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Screen Names
> aknpcheerleader(AIM)
> apcheernsurf(Skype)
> Website
> http://www.myspace.com/cheerleadermandaz
> Email
> 628973124@facebook.com
> Facebook http://facebook.com/amanda.putprush
>
>
>
> About Amanda
> +~+
> Hello I am ~amanda~
> (manda for short)
>
> ~Most people call me a" BomBshell" & beg for
> more~
>
> +I'm a very logical sophisticated & polished lady
> from Northern Virginia~
>
> +Pretty much not your typical girls, very chill.I
> put a lot of pressure on myself to be the best and
> I have realized that gets me no where(I still try
> though), I am nowhere near perfect.
>
> +If you ask anyone of my friends they will tell
> you I am one of the hardest working ladies they
> know, I love being the best~
>
> + I tend to keep my privet life away from people I
> do not trust, which is basically everybody
>
> +I am super playful & love to have fun, laughing
> is something that literally tickles me pink!!
>
> +I was once asked the question "Would you prefer
> good things happened, or interesting things?" MY
> answer was "INTERESTING", why? If interesting
> things happened to me more often then not I would
> have an eternity of stories to share. A good story
> can get you places & will exasperated your mind
> with energy. Have the power to live through
> something & then tell the tale to others is just
> so gratifying to me. If you agree with my answer I
> would love to hear why. Besides good things can be
> part of the interesting.
>
> : ]
>
> +I am pretty shy, contrary to popular belief & I
> do get nervous easily. Hence me biting my bottom
> lip lol.
>
> +I do not judge people and i don't hate them, they
> cant help WHO they are.... LIES, I judge people
> all the time that's what we do in NoVa, part of
> life get over it.
>
> +I love when a song reminds you of a memory or
> when you smell something that takes you back in
> time.
> ;^)
> ~~~~~I am a major daredevil, adrenaline
> freak!~~~~~
> ;^)
>
> +After taking gymnastics(comp. cheer) for 18years
> & now teaching it I always have new tricks up my
> sleeve. watch & learn
>
> +I teach comp. cheer, lifeguarding, swim lessons,
> aqua fit. & tri swim training. Among many other
> things, this is what I do while I work through
> school. If you need to know more of my
> qualifications just ask!
>
> +I enjoy meeting new people~
>
>
> Thanks
> aP
>

> Favorite Quotations
> A girl must be two things...
> Classy and Fabulous
> -Coco Chanel
>
> Americas all about speed, hot blinding badass
> speed - amelia airheart
>
>
> "if she loves you now, what else matters? she’s
> not perfect - you aren’t either, but if she can
> make you laugh and cause you to think twice, hold
> onto her. she may not be thinking about you every
> second of the day, but she will give you a part of
> her that she knows you can break. don’t hurt
> her, don’t change her, and don’t expect more
> than she can give. smile when she makes you happy,
> let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her
> when she’s not there." -bob marley

> remember we used to dance
> and everyone wanted to be you and me
>

> I dont need somebody to complete me
> I complete myself
> And nobodys got to belong to somebody else
> *JessicaSimpson
>

> Well-behaved women
> rarely make history..
> *MarilynMonroe
>

> "The only reason people hold on to memories so
> tight is because they are the only things that do
> not change when everything and everyone else does
> : (

>
> “do you have the courage to accept the pain?”
>
> James bond Stockdale

> "Pain Is Weakness Leaving The Body"

> "Don't bother telling me about who my ex is now
> dating, because then I feel bad for the girl who
> is getting my sloppy seconds"

> "We could have been extraordinary together, rather
> than ordinary apart." ~Grey's Anatomy

> Love is giving someone the power to destroy
> you...but trusting them not to.
>
>
>
> well everynow and then someone get their cruches
> stolen
> its no biggie
> -Shaz Usman
>
>
> Girls-----
> -----------
> -----------are like apples------
> -------on trees. The best ones-----
> -----are at the top of the tree.-----
> ---The boys dont want to reach---
> --for the good ones because they--
> -r afraid of falling and getting hurt.-
> -Instead, they get the rotten apples-
> from the ground that arent as good,
> but easy. So the apples up top think
> somethings wrong w/ them when in
> -reality they're amazing. They just--
> ---have to wait for the right boy to
> ---- come along, the one who's-
> ----------- brave enough to-----
> ---------------climb all---------
> ---------------the way--------
> --------------to the top------
>
>
> " I feel everything your afraid to feel"
>
> "you wanna throw names around like that.... You
> better perfect your whisper".
>
> "The best dreams happen when you’re awake."-
> Cherie Gilderbloom
>
>
> “I like my money right where I can see
> it...hanging in my closet.” —Carrie
>
>
> Waves are....toys from god
>

> “I like your Christ, I do not like your
> Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your
> Christ.” Mahatma Gandhi
>
>
> +when the other person isn't there, sometimes we
> tend to make-up their side of the conversation;
> which really isn't fair to either one of you.






She sounds like a hair dresser or nail technician. Not even Paris Hilton sounds this vapid and empty.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: September 27, 2012 08:47PM

Ouch eesh!

I'm wanting to take the foreign service officer test soon... not necessarily to try and work for the department of state, but just to see how I do. It's free, open and local... why not give it a shot?

 

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: who cares ()
Date: September 27, 2012 10:46PM

That's a nice pair of tits and you dudes are homos.

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