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Who the fuck still uses pay phones?
Posted by: PFJ ()
Date: September 20, 2012 10:34PM

Look at this stupid fat fuck! Why doesn't he get a cellphone?
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Re: Who the fuck still uses pay phones?
Posted by: Westerns ()
Date: September 20, 2012 10:36PM

PFJ Wrote:
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> Look at this stupid fat fuck! Why doesn't he get
> a cellphone?

Probably calling his Mom to come pick him up after a show.

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Re: Who the fuck still uses pay phones?
Posted by: Call From Beyond. ()
Date: September 20, 2012 11:24PM

Westerns Wrote:
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> PFJ Wrote:
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> > Look at this stupid fat fuck! Why doesn't he
> get
> > a cellphone?
>
> Probably calling his Mom to come pick him up after
> a show.

That's the ultimate long distance call, considering Meade's mom is dead and has been for a number of years.

Before you make wise-ass cracks, do at least a cursory review to see if your "joke" even makes any fucking sense.

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Re: Who the fuck still uses pay phones?
Posted by: Wormfood ()
Date: September 20, 2012 11:27PM

I wonder how badly decomposed his mom's body is nowadays.

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Re: Who the fuck still uses pay phones?
Posted by: screech ()
Date: September 20, 2012 11:28PM

Her decomposing is still better than his musical composing.

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Re: Who the fuck still uses pay phones?
Posted by: dhs buddy ()
Date: September 20, 2012 11:51PM

that looks like the lone wolf terrorist trying to contact his handler.

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Re: Who the fuck still uses pay phones?
Posted by: hang up and walk ()
Date: September 21, 2012 12:35AM

Knowing the asshole, he probably wasn't even making a call but posing for a crappy picture.

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Re: Who the fuck still uses pay phones?
Posted by: Faggy Bar Mitzvah ()
Date: September 21, 2012 12:36AM

Not a pay phone. He is using the emergency mcrib hotline.

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Re: Who the fuck still uses pay phones?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: September 21, 2012 12:40AM

I'm actually sad to see payphones disappearing. Cell phones are great and all, but when the network goes down, you're going to wish there was a copper line around.

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Re: Who the fuck still uses pay phones?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: September 21, 2012 12:41AM

Faggy Bar Mitzvah Wrote:
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> Not a pay phone. He is using the emergency mcrib
> hotline.

LOL

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Who the fuck still uses pay phones?
Posted by: Nothing like a hard wired ()
Date: September 21, 2012 05:57AM

Depends on what type of transaction is going down.
Cell Phones imply what can happen.
Wise up kiddies if you want freedom.

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Re: Who the fuck still uses pay phones?
Posted by: Priapus ()
Date: September 21, 2012 07:49AM

When I make bomb threats I use a payphone and I wear gloves.

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Re: Who the fuck still uses pay phones?
Posted by: loserville ()
Date: September 21, 2012 02:10PM

Why is everyone posting pictures of Meade that are 4 o r 5 years old?

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Re: Who the fuck still uses pay phones?
Posted by: Chris Hansen ()
Date: September 21, 2012 02:27PM

I always use a pay phone when I'm on out-of-town assignments.

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Re: Who the fuck still uses pay phones?
Posted by: Creature ()
Date: September 22, 2012 11:22PM

I thought this thread was going to be about that shitty Maroon 5 song

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Re: Who the fuck still uses pay phones?
Posted by: Meade Obsession ()
Date: September 23, 2012 06:20AM

No, this is FFXU where 40% of the threads have to be about Meade.

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Re: Who the fuck still uses pay phones?
Posted by: RingyDingy ()
Date: September 23, 2012 08:33AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> I'm actually sad to see payphones disappearing.
> Cell phones are great and all, but when the
> network goes down, you're going to wish there was
> a copper line around.

Very true. Also, what if your cell phone doesn't work or gets lost or stolen?

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Re: Who the fuck still uses pay phones?
Posted by: I sometimes like it Hard ()
Date: September 23, 2012 09:30AM

RingyDingy Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm actually sad to see payphones disappearing.
> > Cell phones are great and all, but when the
> > network goes down, you're going to wish there
> was
> > a copper line around.
>
> Very true. Also, what if your cell phone doesn't
> work or gets lost or stolen?


Wired.......

Americans never think further than thei rcell phone size.

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Re: Who the fuck still uses pay phones?
Posted by: pig bladder ()
Date: September 23, 2012 09:39AM

Secretly he's a cannabis seller

That's how he paid for the video and the trip to Nashville with a band


one toke over the line

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Re: Who the fuck still uses pay phones?
Posted by: Robert Altman ()
Date: September 23, 2012 10:26AM

pig bladder Wrote:
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> Secretly he's a cannabis seller
>
> That's how he paid for the video and the trip to
> Nashville with a band
>
>
> one toke over the line

Nashxille Kats,
As clean as country water

I'm easy.
movie Nashville 1975

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Re: Who the fuck still uses pay phones?
Posted by: Stuart ()
Date: September 23, 2012 11:20AM

Look at the size of that boys heed

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