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If you were my wingman...
Posted by: Do it for me ()
Date: September 20, 2012 10:20PM

and I wanted to get busy with the horny, drunk blonde, would you take a bullet for me and distract the fat chick by getting her drink and making out?
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Re: If you were my wingman...
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 20, 2012 10:22PM

The fat chick has a tongue piercing. What does she use that for?

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: If you were my wingman...
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: September 20, 2012 10:27PM

Oh sure. That's what a wingman does.

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Re: If you were my wingman...
Posted by: Rw001 ()
Date: September 20, 2012 10:29PM

I don't think that is a tongue piercing. I think it's a chunk of ham she forgot to swallow.

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Re: If you were my wingman...
Posted by: NFW ()
Date: September 20, 2012 10:41PM

Sorry bro. You're not gettin any tonight.

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Re: If you were my wingman...
Posted by: Ito ()
Date: September 20, 2012 10:46PM

I'd take one for the team, but if I were to survive, you would really, REALLY owe me.


From the picture, I'm guessing that's the first time she's ever been lei(d).

/rimshot

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Re: If you were my wingman...
Posted by: Wingman #23 ()
Date: September 21, 2012 12:06AM

Just don't reach for the wings at the same time as her.

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Re: If you were my wingman...
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: September 21, 2012 12:15AM

Dude, that's what wing men are for.

Being a wingman doesn't mean you have to sleep with the fat ugly girl.... It means you gotta distract the fat ugly girl long enough so that your friend can close the deal without the fat hag cock blocking yer friend...


what is this shit...??? Ameture hour. Thank god I'm here.

 



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/21/2012 12:19AM by friskydingo.

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Re: If you were my wingman...
Posted by: NWT97 ()
Date: September 21, 2012 12:18AM

eesh Wrote:
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> The fat chick has a tongue piercing. What does she
> use that for?


The same thing everyone with a tongue piercing uses it for: Hiding their insecurity.

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Re: If you were my wingman...
Posted by: NAWT ()
Date: September 21, 2012 06:03AM

You are on your own bro - she ate the whole Steelers franchise.

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Re: If you were my wingman...
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: September 21, 2012 06:41AM

The fat chick has a wedding band on her finger. That's insane.

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Re: If you were my wingman...
Posted by: gold and black sucks crack ()
Date: September 21, 2012 07:15AM

I dont think even Roethlisberger would try to rape that

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Re: If you were my wingman...
Posted by: fag steelers fan ()
Date: September 21, 2012 07:17AM

Is the one on the left showing a baby bump or just a typical Pittsburgh gut.

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Re: If you were my wingman...
Posted by: NAWT ()
Date: September 21, 2012 09:46AM

No way that yellow shirt is only a fucking XXL.

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Re: If you were my wingman...
Posted by: eyeball kid ()
Date: September 21, 2012 09:48AM

I actually think it is the tarp they cover the practice field with when it rains.

NAWT Wrote:
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> No way that yellow shirt is only a fucking XXL.

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Re: If you were my wingman...
Posted by: flem ()
Date: September 21, 2012 09:51AM

^ +1

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Re: If you were my wingman...
Posted by: Dietician ()
Date: September 21, 2012 09:58AM

She's on the 2 dozen Cinnabons and a liter of Diet Coke diet.
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Re: If you were my wingman...
Posted by: Wingman Jones ()
Date: September 21, 2012 10:08AM

Ok, I will distract her so you can hit on whatever girl you want......so which girl do you want?

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Re: If you were my wingman...
Posted by: There's a Thin Person Trying to Get Out ()
Date: September 21, 2012 11:39AM

She could be pretty if she lost a few pounds (well, a couple hundred).

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Re: If you were my wingman...
Posted by: feed me ()
Date: September 21, 2012 12:03PM

First thing I thought of when I opened this thread.
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Re: If you were my wingman...
Posted by: Wingnut Man ()
Date: September 21, 2012 12:10PM

I'll not only distract the one on the far right, I would jump on it all night.

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Re: If you were my wingman...
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: September 21, 2012 12:45PM

Depends on just how good a friend this guy was. That would be taking a big “one for the team” and a picture with that chick grinding on me floating around on FB would be a little embarrassing. I can just imagine the comments made there. That’s an internet meme waiting to happen if you’re not careful.

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Re: If you were my wingman...
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 21, 2012 02:44PM

You know the big girl smells like yeast.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: If you were my wingman...
Posted by: This is how it's done ()
Date: September 22, 2012 06:44AM

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