You will never believe this! Wrote:
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{SNIP, SNIP of article describing the BRAVE and SELFLESS actions of Jason Berry}
Jason,
If I can call you that?!?!? (Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge. Mums the word!!)
Hoping its you, and that you're not one of those write 'em, read 'em, quote 'em, forget 'em type of contributors, I want to repeat my effort to reach out!!??!! (Hoping also yoiu aren't one of thos find 'em, feel 'em, eff 'em, and forget 'em type of guys!!! LOLZ 4F, like someone's draft status might have been back in the Veitnam days. ROTFL!!!!!)
Are you ignoring me? Or are you just playing hard to get??? I wrote you - or what I think was also you - already, in two other threads-
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/1484147/page-2.html
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/1486450.html
But you haven't replied. Whaa ... (LOLZ)
If this is indeed yoiu Jason, please say so. Not that I'm chasin' ... Jason ... (I'm a poet, and I know it. Let me be your MUSE, Jason!!)
I'd like to call you up, and we can discuss how NoVA people are bu77holes, except for you and me. Of course!!
As I already said, I am attracted to dominant, manly men. I need me a man who knows how to correct a naughty girls infracttions. If we're together, and I should happen to really need some discipline, I won't call the cops screaming about an assualt. Or anything like that. (But remember, you've got to promise to honor my "SAFE WORD" which is ARDINGER.). Or all bets are off!!!
That insane DUMP TRUCK driver (not an ordinary plow truck, THIS WAS A HUOMONGOUS DUMP TRUCK) was OUT OF CONTROL and a MENACE TOO SOCIETY!!!! One of the cars I personally saw him run off the road (WHILE THAT DUMPTRUCK DRIVER WAS LAUGHING) was a 4-wheel drive vehicle bringing NURSES to the hospital for their shift! I was so mad!!! I'm for one glad you called the cops on him!!! It's TOO BAD the cops didn't arrest that MANIAC before he ran that stop sign.
Don't forget, I really, really, really (realy times a thousand LOLZ) like your cottage. Imagine a wife and kids and a dog named Spot in your front yard after we build a white picket fence!!! It'll be NIRRVANNA and SHANGRAI-LAI all in one (LOLZ)!!! If you're not interested in women, I'll understand. But we could discuss your having male friends for discrete rondayvooze. (BUT NO FEMALES. LOLZ) Please let me join you and your life at 3206 Twenty-Third Street in North Arlington.
And let let me know if it is indeed you. I aim to snag me my very own Jason!
XXX+++XXX
Melinda A.