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Pussy is just awesome, could I possibly get some if I were to move to Sterling (serious question)?
Date: September 29, 2015 01:13AM
Looking at buying a place in the NOVA area finally, thought I cannot afford much on a coal miner's salary. I am wondering that since pussy is just about the most awesome thing on the planet, would I be in a better position to acquire some/more were I to move to Sterling or thereabouts?
Re: Pussy is just awesome, could I possibly get some if I were to move to Sterling (serious question)?
Date: April 12, 2016 07:11PM
1. There are no coal mines within easy commuting distance of Sterling VA;
2. To afford to live in Loudoun County, you will either have to:
a. Hang out your shingle as the "local neighborhood pussy" or
b. Live in a tiny two room condo with 30 illegal immigrants (your matress
will be situated in the bathtub when no one else is using it).