Pussy is just awesome, could I possibly get some if I were to move to Sterling (serious question)?
Posted by:
Jack Travis
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Date: September 29, 2015 01:13AM
Looking at buying a place in the NOVA area finally, thought I cannot afford much on a coal miner's salary. I am wondering that since pussy is just about the most awesome thing on the planet, would I be in a better position to acquire some/more were I to move to Sterling or thereabouts?
Re: Pussy is just awesome, could I possibly get some if I were to move to Sterling (serious question)?
Posted by:
toooktuk
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Date: April 12, 2016 07:11PM
1. There are no coal mines within easy commuting distance of Sterling VA;
2. To afford to live in Loudoun County, you will either have to:
a. Hang out your shingle as the "local neighborhood pussy" or
b. Live in a tiny two room condo with 30 illegal immigrants (your matress
will be situated in the bathtub when no one else is using it).
Re: Pussy is just awesome, could I possibly get some if I were to move to Sterling (serious question)?
Posted by:
yWYkH
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Date: January 17, 2017 06:43PM
Maybe the local rescue society will pay you per pussy to keep them all in your new apartment. Enough of them should help a bit with the rent...
Hi buddy, I'm new in Sterling also, we can find a pussy together. Haha
Re: Pussy is just awesome, could I possibly get some if I were to move to Sterling (serious question)?
Posted by:
Kevin Collins
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Date: April 02, 2017 03:07PM
Pussy? Gross! How about you give the chocolate tunnel a go for once? I'll let you plow me in the ass free of charge. Hell, I'll pay you if you are well hung. I love the cock!
Re: Pussy is just awesome, could I possibly get some if I were to move to Sterling (serious question)?
Posted by:
This is what happens when you...
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Date: May 17, 2017 01:02AM
This is what happens when you get pussy, and get shit on by some crazy ass bitch out here. Leaving you with a tab to pay this shit.
Thats my son, always put your socks on right nigga.
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Re: Pussy is just awesome, could I possibly get some if I were to move to Sterling (serious question)?
Posted by:
Kevin Collins
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Date: July 05, 2017 09:17PM
Abortions are sad. This is why I advocate for having anal sex with me.
Re: Pussy is just awesome, could I possibly get some if I were to move to Sterling (serious question)?
Posted by:
Kevin Collins
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Date: July 31, 2017 10:00AM
Just to clarify: I meant come have sex with me in my anus. I love having my cheeks BEAT!