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Pussy is just awesome, could I possibly get some if I were to move to Sterling (serious question)?
Posted by: Jack Travis ()
Date: September 29, 2015 01:13AM

Looking at buying a place in the NOVA area finally, thought I cannot afford much on a coal miner's salary. I am wondering that since pussy is just about the most awesome thing on the planet, would I be in a better position to acquire some/more were I to move to Sterling or thereabouts?

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Re: Pussy is just awesome, could I possibly get some if I were to move to Sterling (serious question)?
Posted by: toooktuk ()
Date: April 12, 2016 07:11PM

1. There are no coal mines within easy commuting distance of Sterling VA;
2. To afford to live in Loudoun County, you will either have to:
a. Hang out your shingle as the "local neighborhood pussy" or
b. Live in a tiny two room condo with 30 illegal immigrants (your matress
will be situated in the bathtub when no one else is using it).

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Re: Pussy is just awesome, could I possibly get some if I were to move to Sterling (serious question)?
Posted by: yWYkH ()
Date: January 17, 2017 06:43PM

Maybe the local rescue society will pay you per pussy to keep them all in your new apartment. Enough of them should help a bit with the rent...

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/112660428150551963/

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Re: Pussy is just awesome, could I possibly get some if I were to move to Sterling (serious question)?
Posted by: Tony ()
Date: April 01, 2017 08:16PM

Hi buddy, I'm new in Sterling also, we can find a pussy together. Haha

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Re: Pussy is just awesome, could I possibly get some if I were to move to Sterling (serious question)?
Posted by: Kevin Collins ()
Date: April 02, 2017 03:07PM

Pussy? Gross! How about you give the chocolate tunnel a go for once? I'll let you plow me in the ass free of charge. Hell, I'll pay you if you are well hung. I love the cock!

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Re: Pussy is just awesome, could I possibly get some if I were to move to Sterling (serious question)?
Posted by: This is what happens when you... ()
Date: May 17, 2017 01:02AM

This is what happens when you get pussy, and get shit on by some crazy ass bitch out here. Leaving you with a tab to pay this shit.

Thats my son, always put your socks on right nigga.
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Re: Pussy is just awesome, could I possibly get some if I were to move to Sterling (serious question)?
Posted by: Kevin Collins ()
Date: July 05, 2017 09:17PM

Abortions are sad. This is why I advocate for having anal sex with me.

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Re: Pussy is just awesome, could I possibly get some if I were to move to Sterling (serious question)?
Posted by: Kevin Collins ()
Date: July 31, 2017 10:00AM

Just to clarify: I meant come have sex with me in my anus. I love having my cheeks BEAT!

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