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Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
New Church Coming to Fairfax!
Posted by:
Shannon
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Date: August 23, 2012 01:16PM
You're invited to Launch Sunday @ Harvest Bible Chapel Fairfax on September 9 @ 10:00 a.m.!
Harvest Bible Chapel Fairfax is a brand new church that is Christ-exalting, gospel-centered, and Bible-saturated.
Location:
Lanier Middle School
3801 Jermantown Road
Fairfax, VA
For More Info:
http://www.harvestfairfax.org/launch
OR Check out a Vision Share, August 27th to answer the question "Why do we need another church?"
http://harvestfrfx-eorg.eventbrite.com/
Harvest Bible Chapel Fairfax is a brand new church that is Christ-exalting, gospel-centered, and Bible-saturated.
Location:
Lanier Middle School
3801 Jermantown Road
Fairfax, VA
For More Info:
http://www.harvestfairfax.org/launch
OR Check out a Vision Share, August 27th to answer the question "Why do we need another church?"
http://harvestfrfx-eorg.eventbrite.com/
Re: New Church Coming to Fairfax!
Posted by:
Stephen Hawking
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Date: August 23, 2012 01:27PM
Sorry, I will not be attending, I believe in science.
Re: New Church Coming to Fairfax!
Posted by:
Separation of Church & State? where?
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Date: August 23, 2012 01:34PM
Why would a fairfax County public school allow this sort of thing. What about the other religions? This must be illegal. WTF is up here. cannot be.
Re: New Church Coming to Fairfax!
Posted by:
Kardinal
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Date: August 23, 2012 01:37PM
Shannon Wrote:
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> You're invited to Launch Sunday @ Harvest Bible
> Chapel Fairfax on September 9 @ 10:00 a.m.!
>
>
> Harvest Bible Chapel Fairfax is a brand new church
> that is Christ-exalting, gospel-centered, and
> Bible-saturated.
>
> Location:
> Lanier Middle School
> 3801 Jermantown Road
> Fairfax, VA
>
> For More Info:
> http://www.harvestfairfax.org/launch
>
> OR Check out a Vision Share, August 27th to answer
> the question "Why do we need another church?"
> http://harvestfrfx-eorg.eventbrite.com/
Good for them.
But, um, does that imply we don't have any Christ-exalting, gospel-centered, and
Bible-saturated churches already?
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> You're invited to Launch Sunday @ Harvest Bible
> Chapel Fairfax on September 9 @ 10:00 a.m.!
>
>
> Harvest Bible Chapel Fairfax is a brand new church
> that is Christ-exalting, gospel-centered, and
> Bible-saturated.
>
> Location:
> Lanier Middle School
> 3801 Jermantown Road
> Fairfax, VA
>
> For More Info:
> http://www.harvestfairfax.org/launch
>
> OR Check out a Vision Share, August 27th to answer
> the question "Why do we need another church?"
> http://harvestfrfx-eorg.eventbrite.com/
Good for them.
But, um, does that imply we don't have any Christ-exalting, gospel-centered, and
Bible-saturated churches already?
Re: New Church Coming to Fairfax!
Posted by:
Ogien
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Date: August 23, 2012 02:02PM
Naturally, because this area is so lacking in Churches.
I mean you can't swing a dead cat without hitting a Church but what the hell, let's build another one.
I mean you can't swing a dead cat without hitting a Church but what the hell, let's build another one.
Re: New Church Coming to Fairfax!
Posted by:
it aint free
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Date: August 23, 2012 02:08PM
Separation of Church & State? where? Wrote:
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> Why would a fairfax County public school allow
> this sort of thing. What about the other
> religions? This must be illegal. WTF is up here.
> cannot be.
They pay for the use of the building, many similar churches do this at the schools, been going on for years. You must be new to Fairfax not to know this.
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> Why would a fairfax County public school allow
> this sort of thing. What about the other
> religions? This must be illegal. WTF is up here.
> cannot be.
They pay for the use of the building, many similar churches do this at the schools, been going on for years. You must be new to Fairfax not to know this.
Re: New Church Coming to Fairfax!
Posted by:
Kardinal
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Date: August 23, 2012 03:54PM
Separation of Church & State? where? Wrote:
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> Why would a fairfax County public school allow
> this sort of thing. What about the other
> religions? This must be illegal. WTF is up here.
> cannot be.
You want to discriminate against religions, keep them from using school facilities, whereas you atheists can use them all you want? Doesn't work that way.
Read the WHOLE First Amendment please.
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> Why would a fairfax County public school allow
> this sort of thing. What about the other
> religions? This must be illegal. WTF is up here.
> cannot be.
You want to discriminate against religions, keep them from using school facilities, whereas you atheists can use them all you want? Doesn't work that way.
Read the WHOLE First Amendment please.
Church incubators
Posted by:
Lester
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Date: August 23, 2012 04:11PM
That's how all these churches start out. They rent the public school cafeterias or gyms.
Re: New Church Coming to Fairfax!
Posted by:
JC
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Date: August 23, 2012 04:13PM
wow this sounds so exciting...can't wait JESUS RULES!!!! he is so awswesome
Re: New Church Coming to Fairfax!
Posted by:
Siege
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Date: August 23, 2012 04:14PM
Jesus didn't say go worship at a church.
Also, there are enough churches. They also should pay taxes.
Also, there are enough churches. They also should pay taxes.
Re: New Church Coming to Fairfax!
Posted by:
meh
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Date: August 23, 2012 04:34PM
wtf is a harvest bible church
sounds kind of cultish
well only difference between a religion and a cult is how popular it is anyways...
sounds kind of cultish
well only difference between a religion and a cult is how popular it is anyways...
Re: New Church Coming to Fairfax!
Posted by:
Cynthia McKinney
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Date: August 23, 2012 04:36PM
The Democrat Party is a cult.
Re: New Church Coming to Fairfax!
Posted by:
sam kinison
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Date: August 23, 2012 05:04PM
Go to this new church, and like the rest of them you will find out that jesus has a hard time balancing his check book. they always ask for money..I think jesus needs to find a different accountant.
Re: New Church Coming to Fairfax!
Posted by:
Tough One
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Date: August 23, 2012 05:11PM
Seriously to the OP, no disrespect, but Fairfax Underground is not the best place to advertise a new church.
Re: New Church Coming to Fairfax!
Posted by:
Jesus H. Christ
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Date: August 23, 2012 07:20PM
Stephen Hawking Wrote:
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> Sorry, I will not be attending, I believe in
> science.
I created science just like I created you!
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> Sorry, I will not be attending, I believe in
> science.
I created science just like I created you!
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Re: New Church Coming to Fairfax!
Posted by:
I heart you
()
Date: August 24, 2012 02:49PM
Who still believes this bullshit? It is 2012 grow up and stop believing in fairy tales...GOD IS DEAD.. why waste your time on Sundays? You should be worshiping at the church of the NFL. Science Rules Jesus Drools
Re: New Church Coming to Fairfax!
Posted by:
Barry Obama
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Date: August 24, 2012 09:32PM
Jesus H. Christ Wrote:
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> Stephen Hawking Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sorry, I will not be attending, I believe in
> > science.
>
> I created science just like I created you!
You didn't create that. The government did!
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> Stephen Hawking Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sorry, I will not be attending, I believe in
> > science.
>
> I created science just like I created you!
You didn't create that. The government did!
Re: New Church Coming to Fairfax!
Posted by:
George Carlin
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Date: August 24, 2012 09:40PM
“Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man ... living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day.
And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time.
But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money.”
And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time.
But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money.”
Re: New Church Coming to Fairfax!
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: August 25, 2012 01:26AM
Hello, is there a church in Fairfax where the priest dresses like this?
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Re: New Church Coming to Fairfax!
Posted by:
Hymie Cohen
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Date: August 25, 2012 09:34AM
The Jews are behind all this.
Re: New Church Coming to Fairfax!
Posted by:
oh lawd jesus its a fire
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Date: August 25, 2012 10:29AM
Sorry I won't be in attendance, I worship in my own way.
Good luck with your church!
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Good luck with your church!
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Re: New Church Coming to Fairfax!
Posted by:
no thanks
()
Date: August 25, 2012 10:30AM
Just what we need, another fucking church. *rolleyes*
Re: New Church Coming to Fairfax!
Posted by:
668 - neighbor of the beat
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Date: August 25, 2012 10:38AM
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Re: New Church Coming to Fairfax!
Posted by:
Biohazard
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Date: August 25, 2012 10:42AM
Great idea...
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Re: New Church Coming to Fairfax!
Posted by:
His Holiness
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Date: August 25, 2012 06:28PM
I'm also starting a new church, and have decided to go the honest route by naming it the Church of Greater Profits. Please sell all your worldly belongings and give the money to Jesus (via me). God Bless!
Re: New Church Coming to Fairfax!
Posted by:
Not quite making a profit...
()
Date: August 29, 2012 09:44PM
I'm sorry you have to deal with all of these people who hold little respect for anyone.
I can almost guarantee you this church is not "after your money" or "out to make a profit"...It takes money to buy equipment, rent the school, and hold other events. The dumbest thing an entrepreneur trying to make money could do is start a new church!
This looks like a great church and I will definitely come check it out! Thank you!
I can almost guarantee you this church is not "after your money" or "out to make a profit"...It takes money to buy equipment, rent the school, and hold other events. The dumbest thing an entrepreneur trying to make money could do is start a new church!
This looks like a great church and I will definitely come check it out! Thank you!
Re: New Church Coming to Fairfax!
Posted by:
Captain 0bvious
()
Date: August 29, 2012 11:17PM
you gave it your best shot.
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Re: New Church Coming to Fairfax!
Posted by:
Door Hangar
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Date: August 30, 2012 08:06AM
I just got a door hangar for this church on my door.
In all honesty, I'll go to this church just because the graphic designer did a great job and it doesn't look like a church stuck in the 1800s!!
In all honesty, I'll go to this church just because the graphic designer did a great job and it doesn't look like a church stuck in the 1800s!!
Re: New Church Coming to Fairfax!
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: August 30, 2012 02:08PM
These Jesus churches are full of hot chicks, The Jahovas too.
Read a few bible chapters, speak with authority, tell some lies about religious visions, and you'll have your pick.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/30/2012 02:09PM by BEH.
Read a few bible chapters, speak with authority, tell some lies about religious visions, and you'll have your pick.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/30/2012 02:09PM by BEH.
Re: New Church Coming to Fairfax!
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: August 30, 2012 02:10PM
Oh, and one more thing....Jews are not allowed.
Re: New Church Coming to Fairfax!
Posted by:
Canaanite
()
Date: August 30, 2012 02:29PM
I heart you Wrote:
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> Who still believes this bullshit? It is 2012 grow
> up and stop believing in fairy tales...GOD IS
> DEAD.. why waste your time on Sundays? You should
> be worshiping at the church of the NFL. Science
> Rules Jesus Drools
It's ancient history.
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> Who still believes this bullshit? It is 2012 grow
> up and stop believing in fairy tales...GOD IS
> DEAD.. why waste your time on Sundays? You should
> be worshiping at the church of the NFL. Science
> Rules Jesus Drools
It's ancient history.
Re: New Church Coming to Fairfax!
Posted by:
kardiac
()
Date: August 30, 2012 02:50PM
At my church we practice DFJ. Thats the holy rite of "Drinkin' for Jesus!" Can I have an Amen...and an olive. Thank you
Re: New Church Coming to Fairfax!
Posted by:
Forcible Sodomy
()
Date: October 10, 2013 10:57PM
One of the founders of this church was James Craig Summers, former Fairfax firefighter and policeman…why the "former?" Well, a conviction for forcible sodomy had something to do with it.
And they let this church operate at a school? The sermon on Sodom and Gomorrah may come from experience…
And they let this church operate at a school? The sermon on Sodom and Gomorrah may come from experience…
Re: New Church Coming to Fairfax!
Posted by:
jesus1
()
Date: October 11, 2013 12:10AM
Jesus rode in on an ass. Your mamas ass. Quote from the black jesus bible
Re: New Church Coming to Fairfax!
Posted by:
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
()
Date: October 11, 2013 12:41AM
that's funny. jermantown i thought there was one there.
all i can think of is a land battle in falls church about a new preacher who says since he's the preacher he can sell the land though it was never owned before that. think he's a foreigner too.
wonder why i can't get that nasty thought out of my head ?
all i can think of is a land battle in falls church about a new preacher who says since he's the preacher he can sell the land though it was never owned before that. think he's a foreigner too.
wonder why i can't get that nasty thought out of my head ?
Re: New Church Coming to Fairfax!
Posted by:
School Complaint
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Date: October 11, 2013 06:53PM
I called Lanier Middle School and complained, they did not know about the forcible sodomy but said they would contact the church and determine if it was still worth letting them hold services and events there.
Re: New Church Coming to Fairfax!
Posted by:
kb
()
Date: October 11, 2013 10:27PM
Oh we oh
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Re: New Church Coming to Fairfax!
Posted by:
Uhh
()
Date: October 12, 2013 10:58PM
School Complaint Wrote:
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> I called Lanier Middle School and complained, they
> did not know about the forcible sodomy but said
> they would contact the church and determine if it
> was still worth letting them hold services and
> events there.
Why would this matter? It's not like the guy who was convicted is still going to church there. Plus, school isn't even in session on Sunday mornings.
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> I called Lanier Middle School and complained, they
> did not know about the forcible sodomy but said
> they would contact the church and determine if it
> was still worth letting them hold services and
> events there.
Why would this matter? It's not like the guy who was convicted is still going to church there. Plus, school isn't even in session on Sunday mornings.
Re: New Church Coming to Fairfax!
Posted by:
wth is this crap?
()
Date: October 13, 2013 08:50PM
Shannon Wrote:
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> Harvest Bible Chapel Fairfax is a brand new church
> that is Christ-exalting, gospel-centered, and
> Bible-saturated.
Hmmm... a strange statement considering that all Christian churches exalt Christ, hold the Gospel as central to their teachings, and that the Bible is the central thread throughout everything, saturating the Church so to speak.
It seems terribly un-Christian to claim three aspects common to all Christian churches as your own, to try to elevate yourself above others by staking claim to those features and seeing to sneer at and diminish other churches by insinuating that they do not share those features.
Sickening.
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> Harvest Bible Chapel Fairfax is a brand new church
> that is Christ-exalting, gospel-centered, and
> Bible-saturated.
Hmmm... a strange statement considering that all Christian churches exalt Christ, hold the Gospel as central to their teachings, and that the Bible is the central thread throughout everything, saturating the Church so to speak.
It seems terribly un-Christian to claim three aspects common to all Christian churches as your own, to try to elevate yourself above others by staking claim to those features and seeing to sneer at and diminish other churches by insinuating that they do not share those features.
Sickening.
Re: New Church Coming to Fairfax!
Posted by:
Julius Erving
()
Date: October 13, 2013 10:49PM
kardiac Wrote:
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> At my church we practice DFJ. Thats the holy rite
> of "Drinkin' for Jesus!" Can I have an Amen...and
> an olive. Thank you
They meet in the gym. So it's Dunkin' for Jesus.
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> At my church we practice DFJ. Thats the holy rite
> of "Drinkin' for Jesus!" Can I have an Amen...and
> an olive. Thank you
They meet in the gym. So it's Dunkin' for Jesus.
Re: New Church Coming to Fairfax!
Posted by:
Just
()
Date: October 15, 2013 11:52PM
Rant there already too many churches