Anyone know when the Zinga frozen yogurt in Franklin Farm is supposed to open? It's been coming for months and months...

For months? That's a lot of cum right there...I don't care who you are...

Peter North Wrote:
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> For months? That's a lot of cum right there...I
> don't care who you are...

Wow, seriously? Even for FFU, that's pretty weak. It's past your bedtime, son.

ZingaFan Wrote:
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> Peter North Wrote:
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> -----
> > For months? That's a lot of cum right there...I
> > don't care who you are...
>
> Wow, seriously? Even for FFU, that's pretty weak.
> It's past your bedtime, son.

Hey, how about you run a rusty fishhook down your genitals? Yeah...I didn't think so...

Let's try that again, using very short words:

Do any of you fine folks by chance know when the Zinga sweet cold spoiled milk shop in Franklin Farm is due to sell stuff? It has been on the way to that point for a long time now, with signs that say it will be soon.

How's that? No words over one syllable other than proper nouns.

ZingaFan Wrote:
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> Let's try that again, using very short words:
>
> Do any of you fine folks by chance know when the
> Zinga sweet cold spoiled milk shop in Franklin
> Farm is due to sell stuff? It has been on the way
> to that point for a long time now, with signs that
> say it will be soon.
>
> How's that? No words over one syllable other than
> proper nouns.

If only there was some sort of electronic mail system or social networking page on the Interwebz that would allow you to contact them directly...or heck, even a handheld device with an optional wire that connects you to Zinga directly where you could talk into one end and they'd hear you on the other and vice-versa...I mean, THAT? Would really be something now, wouldn't it?

And...it's STILL a lot of cum there, Ace McFroyo...

Fuck you, your proper nouns, your correct punctuation, AND your syntax.

Peter North Wrote:
> If only there was some sort of electronic mail
> system or social networking page on the Interwebz
> that would allow you to contact them directly...or
> heck, even a handheld device with an optional wire
> that connects you to Zinga directly where you
> could talk into one end and they'd hear you on the
> other and vice-versa...I mean, THAT? Would really
> be something now, wouldn't it?
>
> And...it's STILL a lot of cum there, Ace
> McFroyo...

OK, you're a dipshit, that's clear. But for the record: BTDT, no response. In my delusional state, I mistakenly thought that someone might know the franchisee, contractor, or something along those lines. Alas, I get teenagers answering who think they're wits, and are half-right.

I'm so fucking witty and half-right.

You see? This is why you have to love this board! A dude asked a question and got his balls busted. However, let's look at this- the bustee has returned to the site of the store to be on multiple occasions only to see a sign informing him that the store he desires will be "coming soon". Now, there are other frozen yogurt places in the area, but this person is completely stymied by the sign and can think of no other way to acquire the answer to his question than by asking a bunch of people who love to bust balls the question. The inquirer also fails to realize that Peter North is the name of a rather famous porn star, and he then get belligerent and refers to the counterfeit North as "son".The Psuedo-North, in a a hall of fame worthy bout of ball-bustery, annihilates the technologically lost Zingafan and is joined in his attack by Apache who suggests a rather unhelpful, yet humorous course of action.

Zinga, I am just kiddin Bro, but it was kinda funny. I happen to know the guy who bought the store His name is Ronald Jeremy, and his story is quite inspiring. You can reach him at 516 922-9463 . He is a bit nervous about starting a business in Norther Virginia even though he has multiple odd business ventures that have made him a substantial amount of money- inclucing, of all things, a hedgehog farm. He is a good friend and very interesting: he came from a terrible upbringing and really raised the bar. Read about him here:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Jeremy if you have a sec- it won't take long

@OP - you have the fucking WORLD at yr fingertips but cant figure out how to get the info you are looking for - that's why you got yr nutz handed to ya last night, just FYI

anywho, I used this nifty thing kids these days call "the enterwebz" and found out the ppl who own the Shopping Center have this thing the kids these days call a "tellyfone"

Rappaport Retail Brokerage 571- 382-1290
Will Collins Leasing Agent 571-382-1225
wcollins@rappaportco.com

you're welcome.....................and for the love of all that is Holy, use the grey matter and learn how to Google, k?

edit: I found all this stuff in 3 minutes and I'm a moron! If I can figure it out, so can you, my friend...........................



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/23/2012 07:31AM by Gordon Blvd.

Doh, I know who Peter North is, and I know who Ron Jeremy is. Was taking the high road. If there is one on FFU. And doh, I know there are lots of othe froyo places -- that's hardly news. I was asking about THIS one; the others aren't relevant, hm?

Gordon Blvd -- what makes you think Rappaport will know when the place is opening? They collect the rent; that's all they need to care about. Plonk.

But yeah, you're right, I should have known better than to ask the losers on here. Silly me.

zynga sucks. Theyre like the EA of facebook games.

ZingaFan Wrote:
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> Let's try that again, using very short words:
>
> Do any of you fine folks by chance know when the
> Zinga sweet cold spoiled milk shop in Franklin
> Farm is due to sell stuff? It has been on the way
> to that point for a long time now, with signs that
> say it will be soon.
>
> How's that? No words over one syllable other than
> proper nouns.


Wow, go back to elementary school.

Words with more than one syllable:
any
spoiled

Those aren't proper nouns, ya clown.

Ah, right, I missed "any". "spoiled", OTOH, is one syllable. My bad.

ZingaFan Wrote:
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> Doh, I know who Peter North is, and I know who Ron
> Jeremy is. Was taking the high road. If there is
> one on FFU. And doh, I know there are lots of othe
> froyo places -- that's hardly news. I was asking
> about THIS one; the others aren't relevant, hm?
>
> Gordon Blvd -- what makes you think Rappaport will
> know when the place is opening? They collect the
> rent; that's all they need to care about. Plonk.
>
> But yeah, you're right, I should have known better
> than to ask the losers on here. Silly me.

Yup, you should have known but, you didn't. Fail. Epic...fail.

@OP - well they'd have a better chance of possibly knowing the answer than your weak ass, thats for sure LoLz. And since apparently your idea of obtaining info invovled just throwing yr arms up in the air hoping an answer is goona fly in yr hands , i suggest again you use the grey matter in the future. Yr the only loser here, whinyboy - the rest of us are just having fun. Good luck in yr quest..........

It is being held up due to the inefficiency of Fairfax County. It takes forever to get building permits. I spoke to the owner today. They have been waiting four months for permits even though they opted for the "faster" peer review option. It is ridiculous!

Gordon Blvd Wrote:
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> @OP - well they'd have a better chance of possibly
> knowing the answer than your weak ass, thats for
> sure LoLz. And since apparently your idea of
> obtaining info invovled just throwing yr arms up
> in the air hoping an answer is goona fly in yr
> hands , i suggest again you use the grey matter
> in the future. Yr the only loser here, whinyboy
> - the rest of us are just having fun. Good luck
> in yr quest..........

So let me get this straight -- because I didn't know something, wanted to know it, and thought someone on here might know it, that's somehow "weak"? Oh, wait, look! "zinga fan 2" knows something. Your entire mispelled thesis gone -- poof! -- just like that.

zinga fan 2: Thanks. So it's indeterminate, in the hands of faceless bureaucrats. Twas ere thus...