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Tsa worker
Posted by: Jacob e ()
Date: July 19, 2012 10:30PM

anyone knows how much a TSA worker earns in Dulles Airport? I herd in Fox news they earned about 36k-120k a year? if so where can I apply

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Re: Tsa worker
Posted by: 113 ()
Date: July 19, 2012 10:50PM

Qualifications are tough. You need either a high school diploma or previous experience feeling up men.

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Re: Tsa worker
Posted by: Ito ()
Date: July 19, 2012 11:07PM

TSA agents usually have pay grade level of "G", which gives a minimum of $39,358 and a maximum of $60,982/year.

http://www.tsa.gov/join/careers/pay_scales.shtm

...and yeah, touching penis on a daily basis is a job requirement.

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Re: Tsa worker
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: July 20, 2012 08:05AM

TSA
Touching Sack & Ass

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Re: Tsa worker
Posted by: Osama bin laden ()
Date: July 20, 2012 05:51PM

Osama bin laden

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Re: Tsa worker
Posted by: NRA 75 ()
Date: July 20, 2012 05:52PM

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Re: Tsa worker
Posted by: wnrsm ()
Date: July 20, 2012 07:46PM

The last time I flew out of Dulles, I came across several passengers that had horrible body odor.

The control freaks at the TSA can fuck off, but I do feel bad for the normal person that has to get into these peoples' personal space and check the deep crevices.

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Re: Tsa worker
Posted by: NRA 75 ()
Date: July 20, 2012 09:40PM

I couldn't resist the last time, having an under the pants wallet for traveling abroad. Wish it was traveling on a broad. Anyhow, they told me "you have something under your pants, and for security reasons we have to check it."

It was an honor to draw my pants right there in the line. On purpose, with my no joke, action figure boxer shorts underneath. Give the other passengers a laugh, and the ultimate way of fucking up everyone's day.

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Re: Tsa worker
Posted by: frequent flier ()
Date: July 21, 2012 02:22AM

TSA: Tenaciously Standing Around

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Re: Tsa worker
Posted by: NoOneisNoticingThis? ()
Date: July 21, 2012 09:00AM

Wow, the Fox News guys must have a crack research team. 36k to 120k huh? And I am sure this was just a tidbit dropped for the sake of data information not a political statement about immigrants working at TSA and earning more than "hard working americans".

Let me point out something, that range is for fucking retards. 36k to 120k, thats what 99% of americans make, so to say they fall into that is pretty much a sure bet, and a good way for Fox to be lazy and instigate an non-issue.

You my friend, are a fucking moron, keep enjoying the OReilly Factor and Sean Hannity, and their input on why America is an awful country... and yet no one calls them on not being patriotic (cause you know the guy in the white house is now black and a socialist evidently so they feel that this isn't "Their America")

Burn in the deepest canyons of hell all of you.

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Re: Tsa worker
Posted by: wheres the beef ()
Date: July 21, 2012 09:05AM

NoOneisNoticingThis? Wrote:
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> Wow, the Fox News guys must have a crack research
> team. 36k to 120k huh? And I am sure this was just
> a tidbit dropped for the sake of data information
> not a political statement about immigrants working
> at TSA and earning more than "hard working
> americans".
>

Please provide the link to support your rant. The OP said he heard it didnt provide the link. You are as stupid as the guy who says he heard it from someone who had a close friend who heard it somewhere.

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Re: Tsa worker
Posted by: Shutthefuckupdouche ()
Date: July 21, 2012 09:14AM

Hahaha, dude are you really gonna defend Fox News? Here you go

http://mediamatters.org/research/2010/11/29/fox-panelists-outrageous-claim-tsa-agents-can-m/173830

PS on the note of Fox's outrage over the TSA. Let me point out that when GW Bush increased funding to the TSA after the 911 attacks Fox News was the first ones saying we shouldn't be caring about pat downs, and long lines, and no gels on flights as it was our patriotic duty to do what the NSA and TSA told us to.

Now that Obama is president, the pure hearted tea party of the Fox News now believes these are infringements on our personal rights and that the GOVERNMENT HAS GONE TO FAR!!! Even though the same allegations were being made in 2001-2008 and dismissed by the Fox News morons

fuckin idiots, enjoy watching the WWF of news

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Re: Tsa worker
Posted by: Ivy Bigbee ()
Date: July 21, 2012 09:52AM

The wingnuts just eat this stuff up. They've neatly divided the country into two groups, the Public Sector and the Private Sector. They've been trained to lick the boots of anybody making money in the latter, and engage in open class warfare on anybody in the former.

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Re: Tsa worker
Posted by: baggage tso at address ()
Date: July 22, 2012 05:42PM

Lol at the 'g' band comment. I wish we started at g band. I am litterally on my break at dulles airport right now. i work for tsa, and we all start out at d band (appx $15.20/hr) and for the first two months for training u r full time, after you go to part time, its mandatory. After that you have the option to go full time but there is no telling how long that could take. Luckily i work baggage so i dont have to deal with the bitchy public.

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Re: Tsa worker
Posted by: wnrsm ()
Date: July 22, 2012 05:46PM

So is the TSA a good job? My guess is that it has a lot of stupid vague rules, bureaucracy. and sociopathic middle management... with all the free shit you can grab out of luggage :)

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Re: Tsa worker
Posted by: Shutthefuckupdouche1 ()
Date: July 22, 2012 06:11PM

Hey Shutthefuckupdouche, sourcing media matters just makes you look like a fucking imbecile. You are doing more damage than good to your stupid point by doing that. Only a complete fucking idiot would such an amateurish source.

media matters...lol pathetic dude!

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Re: Tsa worker
Posted by: Under Cover Brother ()
Date: July 22, 2012 06:14PM

wnrsm Wrote:
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> So is the TSA a good job? My guess is that it has
> a lot of stupid vague rules, bureaucracy. and
> sociopathic middle management... with all the free
> shit you can grab out of luggage :)

Oh they try to make money on the side. I know people from TSA that went to the papers with this story after TSA failed to investigate this story...

Dulles airport TSA manager accused of running prostitution ring
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/03/29/dulles-airport-tsa-manager-accused-running-prostitution-ring/#ixzz21ON64PjS


SILVER SPRING, Md – A manager at the Transportation Security Administration at Dulles airport has been arrested for allegedly running a prostitution ring out of a Maryland hotel.

According to court documents, the agency had received a complaint of "very similar" activities back in 2009.

Bryant Jermaine Livingston, 39, was arrested while on the job as a supervisor of TSA agents at Dulles International Airport. The Manassas, Virginia resident, said by phone he is innocent of the charges, but declined to discuss the details of the case.

According to charging documents, on February 15th, Livingston used cash to rent a room at the Crowne Plaza Hotel on Georgia Ave. in Silver Spring, Md. The hotel manager recognized Livingston as a previous customer who, on earlier occasions had "groups of males and females frequently entering and exiting Livingston's room," according to a court document.

Similar activity was happening on February 15, so the manager called Montgomery County Police to report likely prostitution. Responding officers offered to accompany the manager as she went to evict the people from the room.

At the doorway, Livingston denied prostitution was occurring, and invited the manager and police into the room.

Responding officers say they saw, "11 people inside the room [including] three naked females and four males attempting to get dressed. Multiple people were laying on the two beds and other people were sitting in chairs and standing in the room."
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Re: Tsa worker
Posted by: baggage tso at iad ()
Date: July 22, 2012 07:21PM

The entire operation of tsa at the airport is a game. A game with serious consequences for the players. Currently management officials are essentially on the chopping block for the inefficient operations that they are basically in charge of running. So in a desperate attempt to save their own asses, they are constantly looking at the cameras (which are for recording everything from when a passengers bag is open until its closed. They tell us that in case someone claims you stole from them we can have proof of exactly what happened during the search of their bag) to find any reason to reprimand, discipline, punish us so they can show the bigger boss that they are handling the situation. Sucks for a lot of good officers that i know and work with who are allegedly out the door for shit as dumb as eating freeze pops near the work area which gets up to triple digits or using their phone in the work area. They are good people who are going to be screwed because who wants to hire someone who was terminated from the federal government? Its a sad stab, stack, and climb work environment where everyone worries about other people instead of themselves. Theres a daily example with your co workers for how a few shitty people can ruin the good things for the rest of the bunch.

And yes, at every level from d band employees to j band directors, there are complete idiots who their existence in their position seriously puts doubt into the effectiveness of the results we are EXPECTED to be producing. It is scary how much responsibility is put into some people that are boarderline retarded. It is scary! You DO NOT want to know how scary it is...

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