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Where Do The Gentile Women Of Fairfax Go To Eat Kosher "Meat"?
Posted by: Hershel Goldberg ()
Date: May 30, 2012 11:53AM

Shalom. I was just wondering if anybody knows where the gentile women of Fairfax go when they want some good ole' fashioned kosher beef. I'm talking about my penis of course. Preferably somewhere where it's not too hot inside because my asthma starts acting up again. Also, does anybody know of any coupons said place might have? Thanks in advance.

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Re: Where Do The Gentile Women Of Fairfax Go To Eat Kosher "Meat"?
Posted by: Fruppie ()
Date: May 30, 2012 12:01PM

Hershel Goldberg Wrote:
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> Shalom. I was just wondering if anybody knows
> where the gentile women of Fairfax go when they
> want some good ole' fashioned kosher beef. I'm
> talking about my penis of course. Preferably
> somewhere where it's not too hot inside because my
> asthma starts acting up again. Also, does anybody
> know of any coupons said place might have? Thanks
> in advance.

That's stupid.

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Re: Where Do The Gentile Women Of Fairfax Go To Eat Kosher "Meat"?
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: May 30, 2012 12:10PM

Oye Vey, do I have to point out what should be right in front of your face, Herchel? Schlep you toukas over to Kosher Mart in Rockville. There will be a lot of yentas there, but you know, a Gentile woman in there will be looking for some Hebrew National.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/30/2012 12:17PM by FUNdamental.

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Re: Where Do The Gentile Women Of Fairfax Go To Eat Kosher "Meat"?
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: May 30, 2012 12:18PM

Hershel Goldberg Wrote:
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> Shalom. I was just wondering if anybody knows
> where the gentile women of Fairfax go when they
> want some good ole' fashioned kosher beef. I'm
> talking about my penis of course. Preferably
> somewhere where it's not too hot inside because my
> asthma starts acting up again. Also, does anybody
> know of any coupons said place might have? Thanks
> in advance.


Rob Spewak from the MOM Podacst checking in?

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