What's the problem at the Subway in the Twinbrooke Shopping Center? Half the time I go in there, multiple people are in the back room and they absolutely ignore me. (Kudos, by the way, to the nearby Subway in the Kings Park Shopping Center. Folks there are friendly, helpful, and never ignore you.)
The last time I went to the Twinbrooke Subway, I decided I'd had enough of being ignored. So after about 3 minutes of being The Invisible Customer, I took out my trusty phone and snapped a picture. Boy, you'd have thought I'd slammed a beehive with a baseball bat.
"Vot are you doing?"
"Taking a picture."
"No. No. You cannot take a picture."
"Sure I can. I just did."
"No. No. No pictures."
"Yes. Pictures."
"Vhy do you take pictures?"
"Why do you ignore your customers?"
"Vot is your name?"
"My name is _________."
"Vot you do vit the pictures?"
"I'll post it on Fairfax Underground."
"No. No. You not do."
"Yes, I will. Go ahead and call the cops, then. And explain why you ignore customers."
Hearing no explanation, I left and drove down to the Kings Park Subway where I was promptly waited on.
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