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Where can I buy a dildo?
Posted by: Michelle C ()
Date: April 28, 2012 11:37PM

I'm looking for a Fairfax sex shop where I can buy a huge dildo. Who sells them? I need it REALLY bad.

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Re: Where can I buy a dildo?
Posted by: VA Phins Fan ()
Date: April 28, 2012 11:44PM

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Re: Where can I buy a dildo?
Posted by: fbvd ()
Date: April 28, 2012 11:47PM

chantlly park...let me know when u get here

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Re: Where can I buy a dildo?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 29, 2012 12:07AM

http://www.amazon.com/Doc-Johnson-Veined-Double-12-Inch/dp/B000LQKAOO



How about a double headed one? You can use it at the same time with another person.....

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Re: Where can I buy a dildo?
Posted by: been there done that ()
Date: April 29, 2012 12:09AM

http://www.yelp.com/biz/mvc-late-night-video-springfield

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Re: Where can I buy a dildo?
Posted by: TeenyTinyAznPenis ()
Date: April 29, 2012 01:04AM

Good god you size queen, just use your fist. Or is that not big enough?

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Re: Where can I buy a dildo?
Posted by: Priapus ()
Date: April 29, 2012 07:23AM

Is Night Dreams still open at Tysons? That's where i got my penis butter.

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Re: Where can I buy a dildo?
Posted by: ASN1668 ()
Date: April 29, 2012 10:43AM

Why leave yourself unsatisfied with the Tiny Tims at all the local shops. Use Amazon for their discreet and promptly delivered 5 pound Colossus:

http://www.amazon.com/The-Colossus-Huge-Dildo-Pounder/dp/B00564A3JS





Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/29/2012 10:43AM by ASN1668.

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Re: Where can I buy a dildo?
Posted by: Tiberius ()
Date: April 29, 2012 02:58PM

KK's Temptations in Manassas

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Re: Where can I buy a dildo?
Posted by: Slippery ()
Date: April 29, 2012 03:20PM

Night Dreams in Tyson Corner. Huge selection.

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Re: Where can I buy a dildo?
Posted by: Night Dreams ()
Date: April 29, 2012 03:21PM

Night Dreams - http://www.nightdreams.com/locations.php
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Re: Where can I buy a dildo?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 29, 2012 03:36PM

http://www.extremerestraints.com/dildos-and-insertables_180/giant-inflatable-dildo_213.html
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Re: Where can I buy a dildo?
Posted by: ASN1668 ()
Date: April 29, 2012 11:07PM

Why aren't any of the El Grande's white? That's racist.

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Re: Where can I buy a dildo?
Posted by: long schlong ()
Date: April 30, 2012 10:19PM

ASN1668 Wrote:
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> Why aren't any of the El Grande's white? That's
> racist.

Naw. It's not that way. They come in all four sizes. Extra Large, Large, Medium and Causcasian.

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Re: Where can I buy a dildo?
Posted by: holy shit ()
Date: May 02, 2012 11:02AM

ASN1668 Wrote:
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> Why leave yourself unsatisfied with the Tiny Tims
> at all the local shops. Use Amazon for their
> discreet and promptly delivered 5 pound Colossus:
>
> http://www.amazon.com/The-Colossus-Huge-Dildo-Poun
> der/dp/B00564A3JS
>
> http://i.imgur.com/nfvEo.jpg

wow, I need to look around more on Amazon.

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Re: Where can I buy a dildo?
Posted by: McCheese ()
Date: May 02, 2012 11:40AM

ASN1668 Wrote:
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> Why aren't any of the El Grande's white? That's
> racist.

There's a difference between factual and racist.

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Re: Where can I buy a dildo?
Posted by: Gently used ()
Date: May 02, 2012 11:57AM

I'll meet you behind Target at 3:30.

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Re: Where can I buy a dildo?
Posted by: salvatore ()
Date: June 17, 2012 02:49PM

a great site for privacy and prices is www.slutsrus.com great selection too!

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Re: Where can I buy a dildo?
Posted by: NAWT ()
Date: June 17, 2012 04:44PM

Call Romney campaign headquarters for a fake white dick. Call Herman Caine for a real black one.

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Re: Where can I buy a dildo?
Posted by: Sarah88 ()
Date: June 18, 2012 05:21AM

www.sarahwallmark.pureromance.com I am the best local spot!

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Re: Where can I buy a dildo?
Posted by: Steve ()
Date: June 18, 2012 10:54AM

My house... Give me a call.

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Re: Where can I buy a dildo?
Posted by: zack ()
Date: July 31, 2012 05:39AM

my pants

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Re: Where can I buy a dildo?
Posted by: Blake Lane 73 ! ()
Date: July 31, 2012 08:05AM

Once I take mine out of my ass. You can by it. I need a bigger one now.

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Re: Where can I buy a dildo?
Posted by: Danny Dong ()
Date: July 31, 2012 09:01AM

Not sure, but if you're looking to get raped, I know a couple of niggers that would be happy to help you out.

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Re: Where can I buy a dildo?
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: July 31, 2012 09:03AM

I bet you could find a used one in fair condition on craigslist.


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Re: Where can I buy a dildo?
Posted by: Blake Lane 73 ! ()
Date: August 01, 2012 05:15PM

really sad! no one wants my used dildo. I've lick it clean. please help! I need a bigger one soon.

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Re: Where can I buy a dildo?
Posted by: Jander420 ()
Date: August 01, 2012 05:55PM

MVC late night also has a store in tysons, nearly right across route 7 from night dreams.

i always hear commercials for adamandeve.com on the radio with discounts

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Re: Where can I buy a dildo?
Posted by: Amazon ()
Date: August 01, 2012 08:25PM

Amazon sells them. Search: dildo

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Re: Where can I buy a dildo?
Posted by: OllieNorth ()
Date: August 16, 2012 06:25AM

Try the Romney/Ryan Campaign - two fake white dicks that need a dark hole.

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Re: Where can I buy a dildo?
Posted by: beto ()
Date: June 08, 2013 03:30AM

How much for tht ill go pik it up

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Re: Where can I buy a dildo?
Posted by: Godzilla!!! ()
Date: June 08, 2013 07:51AM

Michelle C Wrote:
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> I'm looking for a Fairfax sex shop where I can buy
> a huge dildo. Who sells them? I need it REALLY
> bad.

Here you can have this one for free. Sadly, I don't think it will be big enough for you.
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