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what to do when the next door keep their curtains open during sex? call FCPD?
Posted by: Marko ()
Date: April 13, 2008 11:59AM

I'm not sure what the deal is with my new next-door neighbors. They moved in
about 3 months ago.

From my second floor bedroom window, I can easily looking into their bedroom.
This ins not a real problem, but lately I've noticed that they do not keep
their curtains closed during sex. Even with my aging eyes, I can clearly see
their tatoos.... enough said. They also keep the light on.

All I can do right now is to keep my blinds closed, but hey, why should I have
to keep them closed, when it's those people who should close theirs?

I'm trying to figure out how to approach the with this issue delicately....
They are my next-door neighbors... I don't want to have a bad relationship with
them.

Should I just make an anonymous report to the local cops? Or will they make
things worse? (my house is one of th 6 that has a view of the said window,
so I doubt they'll figure out who ratted on them....?)

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Re: what to do when the next door keep their curtains open during sex? call FCPD?
Posted by: DeathByCop ()
Date: April 13, 2008 12:01PM

VIDEOTAPE IT, and leave a copy in their mailbox!!! They will get the hint!!!jk LOL

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Re: what to do when the next door keep their curtains open during sex? call FCPD?
Posted by: Marko ()
Date: April 13, 2008 12:01PM

I should further clarify this issue by saying that the couple is not attractive.
but that's just me being polite... okay, fine.. they are borderline ugly. Had
they been an attractive couple, I wouldn't even be raising this question.

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Re: what to do when the next door keep their curtains open during sex? call FCPD?
Posted by: Marko ()
Date: April 13, 2008 12:02PM

when I used to live in an apartment, I just turn the stereo LOUD when the
neighbors start banging on the walls while having sex.... they get the message.

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Re: what to do when the next door keep their curtains open during sex? call FCPD?
Posted by: DeathByCop ()
Date: April 13, 2008 12:32PM

Videotaping will get you in trouble. If you can stomach it, take a picture and stick it under their door.

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Re: what to do when the next door keep their curtains open during sex? call FCPD?
Posted by: Orphan ()
Date: April 13, 2008 12:51PM

Don't even think photographic evidence is necessary. Just drop a polite note underneath the door if you don't want to talk to them directly.

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Re: what to do when the next door keep their curtains open during sex? call FCPD?
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: April 13, 2008 01:18PM

have you tried asking them to close their curtains? perhaps you should close your curtains. seriously, if you call the FCPD over this stupid shit, i hope they shoot you.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: what to do when the next door keep their curtains open during sex? call FCPD?
Posted by: DeathByCop ()
Date: April 13, 2008 01:34PM

lol...you can always try not looking...fucking perv!!!!!jk



Gravis Wrote:
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> have you tried asking them to close their
> curtains? perhaps you should close your curtains.
> seriously, if you call the FCPD over this stupid
> shit, i hope they shoot you.

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Re: what to do when the next door keep their curtains open during sex? call FCPD?
Posted by: WashingToneLocian ()
Date: April 13, 2008 01:44PM

Marko Wrote:
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>
>
> From my second floor bedroom window, I can easily
> looking into their bedroom.
> This ins not a real problem, but lately I've
> noticed that they do not keep
> their curtains closed during sex. Even with my
> aging eyes, I can clearly see
> their tatoos.... enough said. They also keep
> the light on.
>
>

Quit looking, you old pervert. Get a fucking life.

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Re: what to do when the next door keep their curtains open during sex? call FCPD?
Posted by: crapola ()
Date: April 13, 2008 01:49PM

End of the world must coming (e.g. judgment day) when the miscreants of FU starting calling people perverts. What next? Labeling people druggies?

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Re: what to do when the next door keep their curtains open during sex? call FCPD?
Posted by: Vince(1) ()
Date: April 13, 2008 02:45PM

Gravis Wrote:
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> have you tried asking them to close their
> curtains? perhaps you should close your curtains.
> seriously, if you call the FCPD over this stupid
> shit, i hope they shoot you.


Is your fascination with violent references a result of too many hours playing video games? Did you notice that all the other inmates here were able to conduct a conversation without violent references?

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Re: what to do when the next door keep their curtains open during sex? call FCPD?
Posted by: ty ()
Date: April 13, 2008 04:17PM

they are in their own home...youre the one looking you fucking freak. and whats with being such a dumbfuck, if it bothered you so much since you have no life and do nothing but watch your neighbors windows waiting for them to bang why not go and tell them you can see them. personally i hope they tell you to fuckoff and that they dont care.

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Re: what to do when the next door keep their curtains open during sex? call FCPD?
Posted by: ty ()
Date: April 13, 2008 04:21PM

and another thing...have you ever heard the expression used towards cops "dont you have anything better to be doing?" you calling for this...would be one of those times.

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Re: what to do when the next door keep their curtains open during sex? call FCPD?
Posted by: Jester ()
Date: April 13, 2008 04:32PM

If you tell them that you don't like watching them then you going to piss them off. Just close the drapes and stop watching.

There is a couple near me that swim naked in their pool all the time. They have a fence around their pool so it's not obviosu. If I am on the second floor it is easy to see them. The couple is a very cool young couple and great neighbors. I could less what they do in their pool. When I see them out their naked I get a laugh out of it and I go on doing whatever, crazy neighbors. LOL

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Re: what to do when the next door keep their curtains open during sex? call FCPD?
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: April 13, 2008 07:28PM

Vince(1) Wrote:
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> Is your fascination with violent references a
> result of too many hours playing video games?


lol! thank you jack thompson for your great insight.


> Did you notice that all the other inmates here
> were able to conduct a conversation without
> violent references?


of course not, we are all in here because video games destroyed our ability to know right from wrong.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/13/2008 07:28PM by Gravis.

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Re: what to do when the next door keep their curtains open during sex? call FCPD?
Posted by: Janz ()
Date: April 13, 2008 07:59PM

How well could your eyes possibly be to see their tattoos???

I sure hope you aren't using binoculars.....

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Re: what to do when the next door keep their curtains open during sex? call FCPD?
Posted by: Vince(1) ()
Date: April 13, 2008 08:03PM

Im serious Gravis....a very large percantage of your posts have very violent undertones. You are an adult now....you need to turn off the video games.

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Re: what to do when the next door keep their curtains open during sex? call FCPD?
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: April 14, 2008 08:49AM

Videotape and youtube.

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Re: what to do when the next door keep their curtains open during sex? call FCPD?
Posted by: Suburbanite ()
Date: April 14, 2008 02:59PM

Vince(1) Wrote:
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> Im serious Gravis....a very large percantage of
> your posts have very violent undertones. You are
> an adult now....you need to turn off the video
> games.


Hey, who ever said video games were only for kids? Haven't you noticed all the ones rated M, for Mature audiences? Not that many of us over 18 are mature (Gravis seems to be one of those who maybe aren't), but we're the ones they are talking about.

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Re: what to do when the next door keep their curtains open during sex? call FCPD?
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: April 14, 2008 08:02PM

Vince(1) Wrote:
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> Im serious Gravis...


and that's the sad part.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: what to do when the next door keep their curtains open during sex? call FCPD?
Posted by: wooohoooo ()
Date: April 14, 2008 09:49PM

just viedo tape it and sell it in the street lol jk

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