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UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: Exoeagle ()
Date: March 29, 2012 10:06PM

Did anyone else see this crazy UFO over 7100/Braddock at the soccer field tonight?

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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: O-Qua Tangin Wann ()
Date: March 29, 2012 10:26PM

the Targzissians, who are "obviously" Reptilians.

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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: exoagle ()
Date: March 29, 2012 10:33PM

Can you tell them they were driving with their headlights on bright? They were blinding other drivers... they're bastards.

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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: Alexander Smith ()
Date: March 29, 2012 10:39PM

I don't even remember what I did on 3-29-2011...

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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: exoeagle ()
Date: March 29, 2012 10:46PM

Dammit.. I meant 3-29-2012... happened tonight around 8:20p

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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 29, 2012 10:55PM

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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: March 29, 2012 11:57PM



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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: March 30, 2012 06:20AM

Sorry that was me - Was going a little to fast on the West Ox/29 ramp

but I made it to Popes Head just fine

;)

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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: MIB's ()
Date: March 30, 2012 12:42PM

Exoeagle Wrote:
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> Did anyone else see this crazy UFO over
> 7100/Braddock at the soccer field tonight?

Sure did, they were looking for your anus to probe.
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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Date: March 30, 2012 01:07PM

Maybe this is what happened . . .

The reference in the speech bubble is to an enhanced coding system (ICD-10) that your physician will be able to use soon to tell your insurance company, in exquisite detail, how you got hurt. Among the codes: "Pecked by a chicken, initial encounter," "Burn due to water skis on fire, initial encounter," "Forced landing of a spacecraft crash injuring occupant, initial encounter," and "Crushed by a nonvenemous snake, initial encounter." And yes, in case you're wondering, there are separate codes for a subsequent encounter.

And, for all of you who may be wondering, there are ICD-10 codes for such items as "Foreign body in anus or rectum." Initial encounter and subsequent encounters take different codes, of course.
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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: More Complete ()
Date: March 30, 2012 01:22PM

Exoeagle Wrote:
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> Did anyone else see this crazy UFO over
> 7100/Braddock at the soccer field tonight?

No but can you provide more info? What it looked like would be a good start.

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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: batshitcrazy ()
Date: March 30, 2012 01:42PM

Wow, it appears another UFO thread. Yet no pics. Of course. But I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation for this.



I'm not going to say there's no intelligent life out there, although if life exists outside of Earth and our solar system, it is certainly more so. In all seriousness, if aliens and UFO's existed, don't you think they would have landed at the White House lawn by now? Maybe the UN Headquarters? Somewhere important?

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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: what the hell? ()
Date: March 30, 2012 01:59PM

O-Qua Tangin Wann Wrote:
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> the Targzissians, who are "obviously" Reptilians.


your kidding me right?

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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: Exoeagle ()
Date: March 30, 2012 03:43PM

I'd love to have taken a pic of this object, but I was too busy safely maneuvering my vehicle at around 50 m.p.h. to grab my cell phone and fumble to open the camera App. I don't generally have my camera at the ready in case a 10 second paranormal activity takes place.

It was shaped like a massive washer without the hole in the center. It was hovering on the right of 7100 south bound, but when I looked in my rearview after passing it, it crossed over 7100 heading east and a very low rate of speed and had a massive bank of lights flashing at that point. It seemed like it was directly over the soccer field, so I'm surprised no one has mentioned it by now.

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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: riley martin ()
Date: March 30, 2012 03:58PM

I have visually witnessed, in the physical, several life forms, intelligent life forms, aboard this great mother ship...And things of this nature.

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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: viewer ()
Date: March 30, 2012 03:59PM

I missed to UFO cause I was having a conversation with BigFoot!

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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: batshitcrazy ()
Date: March 30, 2012 03:59PM

I missed it due to wearing a hoodie and eating skittles

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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: MIBs ()
Date: March 30, 2012 05:20PM

Not to worry, an APB has gone out for the alien perps. Be on the lookout for this suspect. He may or may not occupy the areas of low income housing in the county...
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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: Gerry Connolly ()
Date: March 30, 2012 05:23PM

The aliens are checking out Fairfax County because they've heard that other aliens work here without their papers.

Check out this pic I took over at Applebee's...
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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: Ahmayzin ()
Date: March 30, 2012 05:31PM

That's what was flying it too.
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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: Wondering what ()
Date: March 31, 2012 02:25PM

Were they wearing hoodies?

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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: really? really? ()
Date: March 31, 2012 07:57PM

aliens, man

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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: 6/18/2010 ()
Date: March 31, 2012 08:38PM

I believe you OP. I've seen my fair share of strange things in our skies. Their ori
gin, be it human or otherwise, is moot considering their capabilities. I believe you absolutely. The problem with most people here is that they simply don't look up often enough. They are stuck in their lives naturally and simply don't have time to make considerations about this subject.

The truth is stranger than fiction. Don't let these bastards get you down.

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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: 6/18/2010 ()
Date: March 31, 2012 09:04PM

Sorry, that last one was sent from my phone.

Also, I find it very odd and pathetic that whenever there is a UFO thread, and they happen often, the same responses are made, and often word for word. Targizians, illegal aliens, star wars.

What a lack of imagination.

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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: O-Qua Tangin Wann ()
Date: March 31, 2012 10:08PM

hey man..ahhh the targizians are for real man..ahh, i can draw you a symbol That will allow you to get aboard aboard the mother ship when it arrives man. and things of this nature.

My experiences started when I was 7-years-old and ultimately I'm sure that my experiences happened at that time so that one day I would meet stupid motherfuckers like you. And things of this nature.

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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: Sy Snootles ()
Date: April 01, 2012 12:07PM

BIG KISS HUMANS!!!
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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: alienwatcher ()
Date: April 01, 2012 01:23PM

Regarding above posts about the aliens scanning for illegals in the Netherlands of Fairfax County: They are looking for illegals that have already or soon will turn legal so they can take over their physical bodies and make lots of anchor babies together. That is the fastest, most secretive no-risk and by far the best best way to get unquestioned legal citizenship anywhere nowadays, no? "Today Centerville--Tomorrow the World" is their Motto!!! Only their wives will know due to the sudden changes in character and personality as the alien being displaces the former owner of the body, but that can be fixed easily enough if the victim's wife/girlfriend/significant other gets taken over at the same time!

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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: The Adjustment Bureau ()
Date: April 01, 2012 02:23PM

alienwatcher Wrote:
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> Regarding above posts about the aliens scanning
> for illegals in the Netherlands of Fairfax County:
> They are looking for illegals that have already
> or soon will turn legal so they can take over
> their physical bodies and make lots of anchor
> babies together. That is the fastest, most
> secretive no-risk and by far the best best way to
> get unquestioned legal citizenship anywhere
> nowadays, no? "Today Centerville--Tomorrow the
> World" is their Motto!!! Only their wives will
> know due to the sudden changes in character and
> personality as the alien being displaces the
> former owner of the body, but that can be fixed
> easily enough if the victim's
> wife/girlfriend/significant other gets taken over
> at the same time!

You might have something there...
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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: Cool Shape ()
Date: April 01, 2012 05:59PM

"It was shaped like a massive washer without the hole in the center. It was hovering on the right of 7100 south bound, but when I looked in my rearview after passing it, it crossed over 7100 heading east and a very low rate of speed and had a massive bank of lights flashing at that point"

A washer... without the hole in the center... so a disc? If you dont know your basic shape primitives then how can we believe you on the existence or non-existence of celestial travelers.

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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: Exoeagle ()
Date: April 01, 2012 09:53PM

Well, good sir, a Disk could have a lot of different shape associations. With the imagery of a "washer" there is but one shape to associate it to. If you wish for me to use terminology that you prefer so that my post sounds more believable to you, then please, send me a .pdf of all terms that you would like me to use. After all, describing something just a little bit differently than someone may like is grounds for disbelief and scorn.

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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: 6182010 ()
Date: April 02, 2012 12:40PM

Did you sub,it your sighting to MUFON? If not, someone else saw what you saw.

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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: MUFON ()
Date: April 02, 2012 02:58PM

Air Force UFO Rules Vanish After Huffington Post Inquiry
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/19/air-force-deletes-ufo-rep_n_982128.html

The military deleted a passage about unidentified flying objects from a 2008 Air Force personnel manual just days after The Huffington Post asked Pentagon officials about the purpose of the UFO section.

Before the recent revisions, the document -- Air Force Instruction 10-206 -- advised pilots, radar operators and other Air Force personnel on what to do when they encountered any unknown airborne objects. Now in the 2011 version, the reference to UFOs -- which simply means "unidentified flying objects," not necessarily spaceships with little green men -- has been eliminated.

What makes this so intriguing is that the U.S. government officially stopped investigating UFOs in 1969 with the termination of the Air Force's Project Blue Book.

HERE'S THE 2008 VERSION OF AFI 10-206 THAT REFERENCED UFOS ON P. 37:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/19/air-force-deletes-ufo-rep_n_982128.html

For several weeks, military officials failed to respond to HuffPost inquiries about the rewritten manual, which included changes to areas unrelated to UFOs.

Finally, on Oct. 5, after several follow-up calls, an Air Force major emailed a response, informing HuffPost that UFO reporting is not a duty of the armed forces branch. He denied any cover-up, and instead said it was a coincidence that the document was updated after this news organization asked for an explanation.

"UFO reporting is a NORAD requirement, but not a requirement for Air Force operational reports," Air Force Maj. Chad Steffey told The Huffington Post in the e-mail.

"All Air Force Instructions are reviewed/revised on a regular basis (about every two to three years). For this revision, we merely deleted a procedure that did not apply to this AFI.

"For any other questions about requirements for UFO reporting, I'll have to refer you to NORAD," Steffey wrote.

Unlike the Air Force, officials at NORAD acknowledge that looking into UFOs is part of their job description.

Of course, most UFOs are eventually explained as something far less extraordinary than little green -- or grey -- men.

"When I talk about UFOs, it is literally an unidentified flying object, not an extraterrestrial," said John Cornelio, chief of media relations at NORAD headquarters at Peterson Air Force Base, Colo. "There is a blip on the radar, and we don't know what it is. And we're responsible for identifying what that object is. We know it's an aircraft of some sort, but we don't know who it is, and so have to go up and identify it."

But here's the big question: Did the Air Force really stop investigating UFOs in 1969 as they have repeatedly claimed throughout the ensuing decades?

"Absolutely not! They have continued to look into UFO cases," said Salas, co-author of "Faded Giant." "In fact, there are NORAD records from 1975 of UFO sightings -- and this was not any general aviation aircraft -- objects seen over missile sites and other bases.

"They scrambled jets to intercept these UFOs, which clearly operated at speeds that the jets couldn't keep up with, and they were sighted by a lot of people," Salas told HuffPost.

THIS DOCUMENT DETAILS A 1975 NORAD INCIDENT WHERE JETS COULDN'T CATCH UFOS:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/19/air-force-deletes-ufo-rep_n_982128.html

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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: Exoeagle ()
Date: April 02, 2012 09:06PM

I did write a report on MUFON. Man, I wish someone else had written something.

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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: Au Contraire ()
Date: April 02, 2012 09:17PM

Exoeagle Wrote:
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> Well, good sir, a Disk could have a lot of
> different shape associations. With the imagery of
> a "washer" there is but one shape to associate it
> to.

Actually, I thought you meant a washing machine. To which I thought....WTF??? A disk would have made a lot more sense to me. But what do I know - I'm female.

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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: Exoeagle ()
Date: April 02, 2012 09:22PM

I forgot there may be women reading.. y'all probably had dishwashers and washing machines flying over Fairfax. My bad.

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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: O-Qua Tangin Wann ()
Date: April 02, 2012 09:41PM

The Greenhouse Effect, the melting of the poles, tsunamis, poisoning of the water table, cutting of the rainforests, overpopulation, new diseases man-made and not, wars and rumors of wars, hatred, karma...

uh.. devilism... necromancy... you name it, it will all come down at one time, and will be the battle of the dark forces against, uh... the good forces of the Earth...And things of this nature.

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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: Targzissians ()
Date: April 03, 2012 07:14PM

.......
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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: OldNoob ()
Date: April 04, 2012 11:33AM

Yesterday afternoon, I was out on the back porch, enjoying a rum n' coke and a salem. Saw this and snapped a few pix. Is this what you saw? Don't think it was a balloon as it was descending....

http://i.imgur.com/xuK0o.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/hOdN1.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/q69no.png

http://i.imgur.com/HGIHW.png

And yeah, I have no idea how to embed images.

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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: Dogora ()
Date: April 06, 2012 10:26AM

It looks like a giant space jellyfish!
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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: Horseshit ()
Date: April 06, 2012 10:29AM

Pictures or video, or it did not happen.

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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: What are you...BLIND? ()
Date: April 06, 2012 10:32AM

OldNoob Wrote:
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> Yesterday afternoon, I was out on the back porch,
> enjoying a rum n' coke and a salem. Saw this and
> snapped a few pix. Is this what you saw? Don't
> think it was a balloon as it was descending....
>
> http://i.imgur.com/xuK0o.jpg
>
> http://i.imgur.com/hOdN1.jpg
>
> http://i.imgur.com/q69no.png
>
> http://i.imgur.com/HGIHW.png
>
> And yeah, I have no idea how to embed images.

Horseshit Wrote:
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> Pictures or video, or it did not happen.

One of the other posters put up some pictures.

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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: CERTenly3456765 ()
Date: April 06, 2012 10:34AM

CERT does not train to handle alien invasions.

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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: No goats ()
Date: April 06, 2012 11:00AM

balloon, lame! But I bet ancient aliens will have a snippet on it, saying that there is concrete proof that ancient aleins have returned.

I love that show, it's so silly, but they are really out of ideas in season 2. It's so bad they talked about having videotape of X event, but never bothered to show that videotape, they only talked about it.

Seems with every season, that one dudes hair gets bigger. I am sure he scores with the ladies!

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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: Exoeagle ()
Date: April 06, 2012 11:09AM

For the record, the pics that were posted are not what I saw, and I didn't post them. I wish I could have had time/ability to take a pic, but since I was driving I wasn't able to. I did find a webpage, though, that said they're coming this year to make themselves known, so make sure everyone has their cell or camera ready. Maybe I should get one of those cameras I can attach to a hat and just record 24/7...

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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: DrakenI78 ()
Date: April 11, 2012 09:50AM

These Video and Images were taking in the morning around 9:00 am EST, and the Skies how you can see was full of Chemtrails.
Location of the Video : Northern Virginia 16 Miles from D.C.


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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: Jimmy ()
Date: April 11, 2012 11:45AM

I saw the UFO and it landed in front of my house. They were aparently from jupiter or somewhere, I met them, they were nice people and they smile and waved. I don't know if its important but my head has started to grow antennas and I'm turning green...

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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: O-Qua Tangin Wann.. ()
Date: April 11, 2012 11:52AM

They can uh... set a headset on you, and download into your neurotronic syntaxes... uhhh various different... uh very complicated historical, uh and scientific equations and things of this nature... "

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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: Fox Mulder ()
Date: April 11, 2012 03:31PM

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YAY!!!!
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: April 12, 2012 09:01AM


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Re: YAY!!!!
Posted by: MUFON ()
Date: April 12, 2012 10:12AM

Gordon Blvd Wrote:
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> We have a "WINNAH"!!!
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/882
> 553.html

It's just training excercises using the new F-35 prototypes. You can read more about it here...

Lockheed Martin F-35 Lightning II
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_Martin_F-35_Lightning_II
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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: Exoeagle ()
Date: April 12, 2012 11:00AM

So you're telling me that I don't know what a jet fighter looks like? Plus, it wasn't in the last two-three days and it certainly wasn't after 11p. What else?

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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: MUFON ()
Date: April 12, 2012 12:16PM

Exoeagle Wrote:
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> So you're telling me that I don't know what a jet
> fighter looks like? Plus, it wasn't in the last
> two-three days and it certainly wasn't after 11p.
> What else?

Well if you feel its something else, then by all means please report it. Here's the link...
http://www.mufon.com/reportufo.html

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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: Exoeagle ()
Date: April 12, 2012 12:36PM

I do, and I have. It's been on Mufon since the day I saw it. Enjoy the rest of your afternoon.

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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: MUFON ()
Date: April 12, 2012 12:37PM

Exoeagle Wrote:
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> I do, and I have. It's been on Mufon since the
> day I saw it. Enjoy the rest of your afternoon.

Okay great!

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Re: UFO over 7100/Braddock 3-29-2011
Posted by: NRA 75 ()
Date: April 12, 2012 12:46PM

Fucking stupid!!
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