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Wal Mart in Chantilly Opening Today, anyone been there yet?
Posted by: WalMart ()
Date: March 14, 2012 11:50AM

Anyone been yet? Crowded?

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Re: Wal Mart in Chantilly Opening Today, anyone been there yet?
Posted by: ugly american ()
Date: March 14, 2012 11:55AM

Smell like B.O. and curry yet?

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Re: Wal Mart in Chantilly Opening Today, anyone been there yet?
Posted by: dbs ()
Date: March 14, 2012 12:02PM

I stopped off on my way to work and found this couple applying for a job.

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Re: Wal Mart in Chantilly Opening Today, anyone been there yet?
Posted by: Dave ()
Date: March 14, 2012 02:10PM

Went there this morning since I can walk to it from my office. It seems like they stuffed too much stuff into that building. It's a Super Walmart with groceries, but a lot of the isles are very narrow, to the point you can't get two carts down them at the same time. It is bright and clean, but it's only been open for a day so I doubt that will last.

When I went at 11:00AM it wasn't too crowded at all.

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Re: Wal Mart in Chantilly Opening Today, anyone been there yet?
Posted by: cletus ()
Date: March 14, 2012 02:13PM

I saw a redneck woman spanking her kid at the front door so I guess things are right on track.

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Re: Wal Mart in Chantilly Opening Today, anyone been there yet?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: March 14, 2012 02:13PM

Been there? Im avoiding that place like chicks avoid eye contact with eesh!

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Re: Wal Mart in Chantilly Opening Today, anyone been there yet?
Posted by: WalMart ()
Date: March 14, 2012 02:46PM

Does it have a full grocery section or is it a smaller one like the one in fairfax?

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Re: Wal Mart in Chantilly Opening Today, anyone been there yet?
Posted by: Lyin Eyez ()
Date: March 14, 2012 02:58PM

....

0 to Ghetto in 4.6 seconds...
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Re: Wal Mart in Chantilly Opening Today, anyone been there yet?
Posted by: 3??????????? ()
Date: March 14, 2012 03:04PM

1 in ffx city
1 in chantilly
1 in fairlakes - which between both
why so many walmarts?

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Re: Wal Mart in Chantilly Opening Today, anyone been there yet?
Posted by: Jobs for FFX ()
Date: March 14, 2012 03:05PM

3??????????? Wrote:
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> 1 in ffx city
> 1 in chantilly
> 1 in fairlakes - which between both
> why so many walmarts?

One word..."Jobs"
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Re: Wal Mart in Chantilly Opening Today, anyone been there yet?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: March 14, 2012 03:09PM

Lyin Eyez Wrote:
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> ....
>
> 0 to Ghetto in 4.6 seconds...


They are getting diabetes medicine for both of them!

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Re: Wal Mart in Chantilly Opening Today, anyone been there yet?
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: March 14, 2012 03:14PM

Jobs for FFX Wrote:
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> 3??????????? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 1 in ffx city
> > 1 in chantilly
> > 1 in fairlakes - which between both
> > why so many walmarts?
>
> One word..."Jobs"


Is this one of Obama's ideas of creating jobs?

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Re: Wal Mart in Chantilly Opening Today, anyone been there yet?
Posted by: Really Beautiful ()
Date: March 14, 2012 03:25PM

A recent survey found that Obama creates only great jobs. Another survey found that Bush destroyed all good jobs. Still one more survey discovered everyone was happy with Obama. BTW my ass is sore from pulling surveys out of it.
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Re: Wal Mart in Chantilly Opening Today, anyone been there yet?
Posted by: Olde Farte ()
Date: March 14, 2012 03:25PM

The Chantilly Walmart will fail unless they change the traffic patterns to get in and out.

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Re: Wal Mart in Chantilly Opening Today, anyone been there yet?
Posted by: Vivian ()
Date: March 14, 2012 03:27PM


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Re: Wal Mart in Chantilly Opening Today, anyone been there yet?
Posted by: Things I have seen in Walmart ()
Date: March 14, 2012 03:42PM

Men trying on pants in the open

People shit on the floor of the bathroom

Open bags of cookies

Open bag of underwear missing one pair, I hate to think about that one

Kids riding display bikes through the store

Guy laying on floor watching display tv

Redneck women fighting, fists too not just hair pulling. I left before winner was declared, I dont want to be drug into court as a witness

Guy drank from cooler bottle of Coke then put it back

Women backed against wall using it to scratch an itch

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Re: Wal Mart in Chantilly Opening Today, anyone been there yet?
Posted by: Your Moms ()
Date: March 14, 2012 05:49PM

Just went. Not too crowded, the patrons and staff were all friendly and most spoke perfect English.
Too good to last.

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Re: Wal Mart in Chantilly Opening Today, anyone been there yet?
Posted by: Sam W. ()
Date: March 14, 2012 06:08PM

Visited late morning after seeing the balloons. First time ever visiting a Wal Mart that was almost empty. Man in a suit greeting people at the door. Purchased dog food and no wait at the checkout! Kind of hard to enter this place off Willard. There's going to be traffic jams at the entry intersection near McDonald's restaurant from this day, on.

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Re: Wal Mart in Chantilly Opening Today, anyone been there yet?
Posted by: Wallfart ()
Date: March 14, 2012 08:28PM

Went.
Saw Eesh buying fertilizer. Alot of fertlizer.
Saw WTL buying hair straightener.
Saw Mephisto buying rodent food.
Saw Inkahootz beating a woman in a Tapout shirt.
Saw JBASS buying Keystone Light.
Saw Lizzie buying straight razors.
Saw Conie buying diet pills.
Saw Meade drink half an Arizona sweet tea, then put the rest back on the shelf.
Saw Chuck Hoffman using food stamps.
Saw Eli getting his ass whipped by a 10 yr old.
Saw Vexxxed pwning a fat sales lady.
Saw Bloody Blisters face down in a puddle of his own vomit in the shoe dept.
Saw.....
Saw.....
Saw.....

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Re: Wal Mart in Chantilly Opening Today, anyone been there yet?
Posted by: My Friend ()
Date: March 14, 2012 08:32PM

My friend used to greet people at the entrance in the WAL MART over in Sterling. He really loved his job.

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Re: Wal Mart in Chantilly Opening Today, anyone been there yet?
Posted by: No greeters at Fair Lakes? ()
Date: March 14, 2012 09:07PM

In the newly redesigned Walmart it appears they have abandoned the greeters and substituted with very small doors at entrance and exit to help prevent theft

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Re: Wal Mart in Chantilly Opening Today, anyone been there yet?
Posted by: WalMart ()
Date: March 15, 2012 10:40AM

went there last night to buy some groceries, seems pretty nice, different set up from other supercenters.

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Re: Wal Mart in Chantilly Opening Today, anyone been there yet?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: March 15, 2012 10:49AM

Wallfart Wrote:
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> Went.
> Saw Eesh buying fertilizer. Alot of fertlizer.
> Saw WTL buying hair straightener.
> Saw Mephisto buying rodent food.
> Saw Inkahootz beating a woman in a Tapout shirt.
> Saw JBASS buying Keystone Light.
> Saw Lizzie buying straight razors.
> Saw Conie buying diet pills.
> Saw Meade drink half an Arizona sweet tea, then
> put the rest back on the shelf.
> Saw Chuck Hoffman using food stamps.
> Saw Eli getting his ass whipped by a 10 yr old.
> Saw Vexxxed pwning a fat sales lady.
> Saw Bloody Blisters face down in a puddle of his
> own vomit in the shoe dept.
> Saw.....
> Saw.....
> Saw.....

I gotta admit. This was pretty spot on!

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Re: Wal Mart in Chantilly Opening Today, anyone been there yet?
Posted by: mahamed ()
Date: April 25, 2013 10:44PM

anny open

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Re: Wal Mart in Chantilly Opening Today, anyone been there yet?
Posted by: WTHoly F ()
Date: April 26, 2013 12:58AM

@mahamed: what the fuck are you talking about? You make no holy I-slime-ic fucking sense?

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