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I dare you to name a bigger douchebag than Lurch from the Junkies
Posted by: mawney ()
Date: February 23, 2012 04:40PM

Go ahead, try it. It can't be done.

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Re: I dare you to name a bigger douchebag than Lurch from the Junkies
Posted by: Hay Zeus ()
Date: February 23, 2012 04:46PM

EB

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Re: I dare you to name a bigger douchebag than Lurch from the Junkies
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: February 23, 2012 04:51PM

You. Who gives a fuck.

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Re: I dare you to name a bigger douchebag than Lurch from the Junkies
Posted by: Stinkfist ()
Date: February 23, 2012 05:16PM

JP....


The only one of them I dont hate is Cakes.

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Re: I dare you to name a bigger douchebag than Lurch from the Junkies
Posted by: I can't keep them straight ()
Date: February 23, 2012 05:18PM

Is Lurch the dbag that lives in Ashburn and always bitches about getting up early?

If not...then that guy.

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Re: I dare you to name a bigger douchebag than Lurch from the Junkies
Posted by: Stinkfist ()
Date: February 23, 2012 05:20PM

I can't keep them straight Wrote:
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> Is Lurch the dbag that lives in Ashburn and always
> bitches about getting up early?
>
> If not...then that guy.


Yes.

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Re: I dare you to name a bigger douchebag than Lurch from the Junkies
Posted by: Chad Dukes ()
Date: February 23, 2012 05:21PM

Mike O'Meara

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Re: I dare you to name a bigger douchebag than Lurch from the Junkies
Posted by: Stinkfist ()
Date: February 23, 2012 05:23PM

Chad Dukes Wrote:
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> Mike O'Meara


+1

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Re: I dare you to name a bigger douchebag than Lurch from the Junkies
Posted by: the junks rule ()
Date: February 23, 2012 05:31PM

that is all. those who dont agree are nothing but GIANT donkeys.

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Re: I dare you to name a bigger douchebag than Lurch from the Junkies
Posted by: I vote for EB ()
Date: February 23, 2012 05:46PM

He is the donkey who left his sweet wife and child for that attention whore body builder.

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Re: I dare you to name a bigger douchebag than Lurch from the Junkies
Posted by: E.B. ()
Date: February 23, 2012 05:48PM

I vote for EB Wrote:
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> He is the donkey who left his sweet wife and child
> for that attention whore body builder.


That was JP you donk.

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Re: I dare you to name a bigger douchebag than Lurch from the Junkies
Posted by: Mr. Insensitive ()
Date: February 23, 2012 05:50PM

mawney Wrote:
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> Go ahead, try it. It can't be done.


YOU!

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Re: I dare you to name a bigger douchebag than Lurch from the Junkies
Posted by: make a choice ()
Date: February 23, 2012 05:53PM

it is a close call, big douchebag is right. I hope that fucker goes bankrupt and has to work a normal job.

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Re: I dare you to name a bigger douchebag than Lurch from the Junkies
Posted by: My bad ()
Date: February 23, 2012 06:02PM

They all talk at once. I can't keep the douchebags straight. JP is the smaller better looking one?

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Re: I dare you to name a bigger douchebag than Lurch from the Junkies
Posted by: J.P. ()
Date: February 23, 2012 06:17PM

Better looking than what?

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Re: I dare you to name a bigger douchebag than Lurch from the Junkies
Posted by: cakes ()
Date: February 23, 2012 07:39PM

J.P. Wrote:
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> Better looking than what?


A sack off dicks.

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Re: I dare you to name a bigger douchebag than Lurch from the Junkies
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: February 23, 2012 08:26PM

hey O.P.? you do know they make radios with dials so you can change the station, dont you? o_0

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Re: I dare you to name a bigger douchebag than Lurch from the Junkies
Posted by: YnYK4 ()
Date: February 24, 2012 04:32AM

Your mom's douchebag. Sadly, no amount of douche will clean that thing.

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Re: I dare you to name a bigger douchebag than Lurch from the Junkies
Posted by: Chad Dukes ()
Date: February 24, 2012 07:52AM

Sven Lloyd

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Re: I dare you to name a bigger douchebag than Lurch from the Junkies
Posted by: lurchcars ()
Date: February 24, 2012 07:58AM

I can't keep them straight Wrote:
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> Is Lurch the dbag that lives in Ashburn and always
> bitches about getting up early?
>
> If not...then that guy.


First thing I though about when WJFK moved to MD was. HA!!! Lurchs commute is god awful now....sucker

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Re: I dare you to name a bigger douchebag than Lurch from the Junkies
Posted by: mapeister general ()
Date: February 24, 2012 08:05AM

lurchcars Wrote:
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> I can't keep them straight Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Is Lurch the dbag that lives in Ashburn and
> always
> > bitches about getting up early?
> >
> > If not...then that guy.
>
>
> First thing I though about when WJFK moved to MD
> was. HA!!! Lurchs commute is god awful
> now....sucker


Mapquest shows it to be 49 miles, so in DC time that would be about 90 minutes. It's gotta be god awul after the show when he's hitting the end of rush hour.

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Re: I dare you to name a bigger douchebag than Lurch from the Junkies
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: February 24, 2012 08:55AM

Mike Wise or Eric Bickel

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Re: I dare you to name a bigger douchebag than Lurch from the Junkies
Posted by: Chad Dukes ()
Date: February 24, 2012 08:58AM

LaVar Arrington is by far the biggest douchebag...ever

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Re: I dare you to name a bigger douchebag than Lurch from the Junkies
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: February 24, 2012 09:03AM

Here's a preview of The Junkies new promotional photos...

Cakes...
Bald%20Guys_012609b.jpg

Lurch...

old-men4.jpg


JP...
edhardy1.jpg

EB...
powder2.jpg

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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm

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Re: I dare you to name a bigger douchebag than Lurch from the Junkies
Posted by: ChadIsFat ()
Date: February 24, 2012 10:06AM

Chad Dukes who even Lurch thinks is creepy.

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Re: I dare you to name a bigger douchebag than Lurch from the Junkies
Posted by: fuck em all ()
Date: September 05, 2013 01:54PM

Lurch is financially ruined...lol

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Re: I dare you to name a bigger douchebag than Lurch from the Junkies
Posted by: Oh Come On ()
Date: September 05, 2013 02:09PM

Ed Long, Fairfax County Executive, makes most Douche Top 10 lists without any trouble, and that's without help from Janie Strauss and Ryan McElveen.

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Re: I dare you to name a bigger douchebag than Lurch from the Junkies
Posted by: Winner winner ()
Date: September 05, 2013 02:35PM

I'll name three...

1. Chad Dukes
2. DCRTV Dave Hughes
3. Paul L. Bicknell

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Re: I dare you to name a bigger douchebag than Lurch from the Junkies
Posted by: Bickel ()
Date: September 05, 2013 03:50PM

LaVar Arrington is a donk.

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Re: I dare you to name a bigger douchebag than Lurch from the Junkies
Posted by: Painfully Ironic ()
Date: September 05, 2013 05:45PM

mawney Wrote:
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> Go ahead, try it. It can't be done.

You. See that wasn't so hard.

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Re: I dare you to name a bigger douchebag than Lurch from the Junkies
Posted by: bumper zz ()
Date: October 03, 2013 02:24PM

bump

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Re: I dare you to name a bigger douchebag than Lurch from the Junkies
Posted by: not hard at all ()
Date: October 03, 2013 02:30PM

Barack Obama
John Boehner
Newt Gingrich
Ryan McElveen
Tammy Kaufax
Sharon Bulova

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Re: I dare you to name a bigger douchebag than Lurch from the Junkies
Posted by: CollegeBoy...returns ()
Date: October 03, 2013 02:36PM

Ted Cruz
House Repubs
Senate Dems
Obama
Tea Partiers
Frat bro's

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Re: I dare you to name a bigger douchebag than Lurch from the Junkies
Posted by: Throw them all out! ()
Date: October 03, 2013 02:51PM

CollegeBoy...returns Wrote:
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> Ted Cruz
> House Repubs
> Senate Dems
> Obama
> Tea Partiers
> Frat bro's


+1 (would still not mind seeing Palin nude though)

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Re: I dare you to name a bigger douchebag than Lurch from the Junkies
Posted by: barvus ()
Date: October 03, 2013 03:12PM

Sandra Bullock

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Re: I dare you to name a bigger douchebag than Lurch from the Junkies
Posted by: Goob ()
Date: October 03, 2013 04:41PM

The guy who made the song Long Hair Dont Care.

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