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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Hopefully ()
Date: September 22, 2011 05:57PM

JBass Wrote:
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> Slit your wrist before you jump


...off a rooftop in Clarendon like you will tonight?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Fuck him Magik ()
Date: September 22, 2011 06:04PM

Yo fuck him! He posted all that shit about you and all those pictures! He's the bitch. He talks shit on every thread it's his turn to get clowned!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Friend of Mark ()
Date: September 22, 2011 08:36PM

JBass is a faggot little bitch. He posted pics of Mark's daughter Alyssa and then called her all kinds of names. Now that his shit s up he is sorry and wants a truce. I say fuck him and keep the Zumwalt butt fucking brothers on blast.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Moron Police ()
Date: September 22, 2011 08:39PM

Friend of Mark Wrote:
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> JBass is a faggot little bitch. He posted pics of
> Mark's daughter Alyssa and then called her all
> kinds of names. Now that his shit s up he is sorry
> and wants a truce. I say fuck him and keep the
> Zumwalt butt fucking brothers on blast.



You're fucking retarded. nobody would have known her name was Alyssa Wagner if you'd just kept your stupid mouth shut.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Friend of mark ()
Date: September 22, 2011 09:00PM

Moron Police Wrote:
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> Friend of Mark Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > JBass is a faggot little bitch. He posted pics
> of
> > Mark's daughter Alyssa and then called her all
> > kinds of names. Now that his shit s up he is
> sorry
> > and wants a truce. I say fuck him and keep the
> > Zumwalt butt fucking brothers on blast.
>
>
>
> You're fucking retarded. nobody would have known
> her name was Alyssa Wagner if you'd just kept your
> stupid mouth shut.



Fuck u asshole...nobody would have known of her at all if faggot james zumwalt/jbass hadnt posted her picture in the first place.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: That's a bitch move ()
Date: September 22, 2011 09:26PM

That was a really bitch move! No friend of Marks would say her name like that! It was one of those punk ass fucks then come back 1 min later and pretend to be somebody else! You people are fucking sick! I hope you burn in fucking HELL

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: That was just wrong ()
Date: September 22, 2011 09:29PM

Damn that was wrong I agree with last poster! A under age kids name that's real fucked up

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: RawDog ()
Date: September 22, 2011 09:31PM

That was just wrong Wrote:
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> Damn that was wrong I agree with last poster! A
> under age kids name that's real fucked up


I thought it was established that she is not underage

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Yes she is ()
Date: September 22, 2011 09:37PM

No she is under age think she's 16 or 17

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Gone to far ()
Date: September 22, 2011 09:52PM

This thread has gone to far it needs to be erased if possible. What just happened was wrong on all levels!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: U dont know shit dawg ()
Date: September 22, 2011 09:55PM

Yes she is Wrote:
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> No she is under age think she's 16 or 17


If she is 16, then how come she is married and has a two or three year old child that is mark's granddaughter. Are you implying that she had that kid when she was 13?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: U dont know shit dawg ()
Date: September 22, 2011 09:55PM

Yes she is Wrote:
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> No she is under age think she's 16 or 17


If she is 16, then how come she is married and has a two or three year old child that is mark's granddaughter. Are you implying that she had that kid when she was 13? LO

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Sara P ()
Date: September 22, 2011 10:06PM

That's so sad you people would do that. I'm with them noway would Marks friend post that. That was obvious that it was meant to be a stab at him so obvious. Cause like 2 mins later they tried to play the other side

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: You have wrong Mark ()
Date: September 22, 2011 10:14PM

You have the wrong Mark that's for sure! Now making up shit. So you are the one that posted her name

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Kids are in school ()
Date: September 22, 2011 10:16PM

His daughter is not married she still in school. You have the wrong person.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: This thread is gotten sick ()
Date: September 22, 2011 10:21PM

Even if his daughter was 18 or older you have no right to post innocent people's names on here, You guys have gotten sick with this thread. I'm speechless at what I have read over the last 3 days.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Ur the liar... ()
Date: September 22, 2011 10:34PM

You have wrong Mark Wrote:
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> You have the wrong Mark that's for sure! Now
> making up shit. So you are the one that posted her
> name


If I'm making shit up why don't you ask mark if his older daughter is married and if he is a grandfather...or if he has a younger tweenie daughter named H@%$@#?

If I'm so full of shit ask him...

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: I don't have to ask ()
Date: September 22, 2011 10:48PM

I don't have to ask Mark I've known him for years & I can tell you his daughter is not married she is in school & that's a fact! But good try Vegas

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Pretty damn low ()
Date: September 22, 2011 10:51PM

Pretty low blow there Vegas! Surprised you didn't put his other daughters name up. We all knew you were behind most of this

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: U guys are the fucking liars ()
Date: September 22, 2011 11:13PM

I don't have to ask Wrote:
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> I don't have to ask Mark I've known him for years
> & I can tell you his daughter is not married she
> is in school & that's a fact! But good try Vegas



So now I bet you are going to deny that she has a kid and mark's a grandfather...i would quit lying and denying before someone ends up posting pictures of the wedding and marks granddaughter.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Vegas really?? ()
Date: September 22, 2011 11:28PM

There won't be any pictures posted of a wedding cause she's not married! But im sure you gonna post some pictures of her we see that coming. But the ques is who really cares if his daughter is married with a kid? For Christ sakes. But I've known him for yrs & he has 1 daughter that is his blood daughter and a older daughter that's not even his but took care of her like she was his. But they are both in school. Gonna say again low blow VEGAS! Bringing people into your problem!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Death in Vegas ()
Date: September 22, 2011 11:44PM

Vegas really?? Wrote:
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> There won't be any pictures posted of a wedding
> cause she's not married! But im sure you gonna
> post some pictures of her we see that coming. But
> the ques is who really cares if his daughter is
> married with a kid? For Christ sakes. But I've
> known him for yrs & he has 1 daughter that is his
> blood daughter and a older daughter that's not
> even his but took care of her like she was his.
> But they are both in school. Gonna say again low
> blow VEGAS! Bringing people into your problem!



get your boy mark on here to deny that his older daughter @7!$$@ ain't got a kid or that there was no ceremony or that he aint got a younger daughter named 4@zz@4...or should I post pictures of all three? Try me, asshole!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Who cares? ()
Date: September 23, 2011 12:03AM

Who cares if he has kids or there was a ceremony? You have a boring ass life..if you think people care that this DJ has kids your crazy. but to threaten to post pictures of them shows who you are as a person. I'm sure you will though.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Sara P ()
Date: September 23, 2011 12:07AM

You have major problems! You are actually sick to threaten people like that,it's somebodies kids. Can we say WHACK JOB?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: wtf people!!! ()
Date: September 23, 2011 12:17AM

Wow people really? Jbass if ur behing this u're gonna end up regreting this! U have a baby..... U wouldn't want pictures and comments put up would ya?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Tom T ()
Date: September 23, 2011 12:19AM

I'm gonna have to agree with Sara, to say you gonna post pictures of kids just because this guy won't get on here and say "hey my kid is married with a kid" pretty petty and sad. Why would we care if she is married with a kid?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: He defended you ()
Date: September 23, 2011 12:21AM

JBass he even defended you when those pictures were posted & apologized "which I wouldn't have done after what you did" if you are behind this you stepped to a all time low

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Team dumbfux ()
Date: September 23, 2011 12:33AM

Tom T Wrote:
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> I'm gonna have to agree with Sara, to say you
> gonna post pictures of kids just because this guy
> won't get on here and say "hey my kid is married
> with a kid" pretty petty and sad. Why would we
> care if she is married with a kid?


His friends are the dumbasses who came on here confirming all the informstion and revealing that the eldest isnt even his.....if they would have just kept there mouths shut this wouldnt be an issue.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Fuckers ()
Date: September 23, 2011 12:47AM

You fuckers posted pics of jbasses baby....so marks daughters and granddaughter are fair game now.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 23, 2011 12:50AM

Fuckers Wrote:
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> You fuckers posted pics of jbasses baby....so
> marks daughters and granddaughter are fair game
> now.





He has a granddaughter??? His daughter/baby mother is barely 18....

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: BS ()
Date: September 23, 2011 12:53AM

Just because somebody else posted JBasses pictures doesn't Make his kids fair game! Magik Mark even went on the thread saying how fucked up it was that those pictures was posted. He's the ONLY one on here that's stood up like a man and tried to stop this. Even after JBasses pictures were posted. Leave the guy alone damn

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JayZ ()
Date: September 23, 2011 12:54AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Fuckers Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You fuckers posted pics of jbasses baby....dRso
> > marks daughters and granddaughter are fair game
> > now.
>
>
>
>
>
> He has a granddaughter??? His daughter/baby mother
> is barely 18....



They start early in the trailer park.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: She's not 18 ()
Date: September 23, 2011 12:55AM

She's not 18 that's a fact

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: No way ()
Date: September 23, 2011 01:02AM

She's not 18 Wrote:
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> She's not 18 that's a fact


So are you saying shes 16 or 17? That would mean she had the kid at 13 or 14....wow

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Really Vegas ()
Date: September 23, 2011 01:07AM

You gonna trash a kid that did nothing to you? Take another pill! Your sick as fuck!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 23, 2011 01:11AM

Hammered. Just got home. Been out all night.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JFag ()
Date: September 23, 2011 01:19AM

JBass Wrote:
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> Hammered. Just got home. Been out all night.


Who cares? Go to sleep. U lying loser.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 23, 2011 01:39AM

JFag Wrote:
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> JBass Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hammered. Just got home. Been out all night.
>
>
> Who cares? Go to sleep. U lying loser.


Remember. It was not your fault.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JDouche ()
Date: September 23, 2011 02:27AM

JBass Wrote:
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> JFag Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > JBass Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Hammered. Just got home. Been out all
> night.
> >
> >
> > Who cares? Go to sleep. U lying loser.
>
>
> Remember. It was not your fault.



Ur right...its all yours.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: BS is full of BS ()
Date: September 23, 2011 02:44AM

BS Wrote:
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> Just because somebody else posted JBasses pictures
> doesn't Make his kids fair game.


Mark's armada of anonymous douches posted JBass' baby's pic on here. Therefore, Mark deserves to have his grandbaby and other daughter's pictures posted on here.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 23, 2011 03:11AM

Youre right Im outed. Fuck. What am I to do? You got me good. I have been preparing for this moment for months and now reality slaps me in the face.

I am humbled.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Run-On Sentence ()
Date: September 23, 2011 09:41AM

Why do nearly all of Mark's defenders (as well as Mark himself) seem to be incapable of using periods to construct separate sentences? If they are not all the same person, they must have all flunked out of the same English class.
Really, kind of uncanny...

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Dr. Know ()
Date: September 23, 2011 09:57AM

DJ Run-On Sentence Wrote:
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> Why do nearly all of Mark's defenders (as well as
> Mark himself) seem to be incapable of using
> periods to construct separate sentences? If they
> are not all the same person, they must have all
> flunked out of the same English class.
> Really, kind of uncanny...


Proof that listening to Miami Bass and staring at naked whores every night causes brain damage.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: friend of a friend ()
Date: September 23, 2011 09:58AM

JBass Wrote:
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> Youre right Im outed. Fuck. What am I to do?
> You got me good. I have been preparing for this
> moment for months and now reality slaps me in the
> face.
>
> I am humbled.

Apparently, reality isn't the only thing that slapped you in the face. From what I hear, Bo's dick slapped you in the face pretty hard last night.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Dirty old man with dollar bills ()
Date: September 23, 2011 10:24AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Fuckers Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You fuckers posted pics of jbasses baby....so
> > marks daughters and granddaughter are fair game
> > now.
>
>
>
> hU
>
> He has a granddaughter??? His daughter/baby mother
> is barely 18....


Sounds delish!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: pedo bear ()
Date: September 23, 2011 11:18AM

Dirty old man with dollar bills Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fuckers Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > You fuckers posted pics of jbasses baby....so
> > > marks daughters and granddaughter are fair
> game
> > > now.
> >
> >
> >
> > hU
> >
> > He has a granddaughter??? His daughter/baby
> mother
> > is barely 18....
>
>
> Sounds delish!
Attachments:
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: the pedo brothers strike again ()
Date: September 23, 2011 11:49AM

eesh and JBass kidnap Magik Mark's daughter.............
.
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: internet tough guys ()
Date: September 23, 2011 12:40PM

eesh and JBass
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ethug.jpg

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: back from the bathroom ()
Date: September 23, 2011 03:39PM

So... are we done here??

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: September 23, 2011 04:30PM

The spelling and grammar of the anonymous posters gets worse and worse every day.

Must be a woodbridge / manassas thing. Isn't that where dj mark magik Wagner is from?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: No he's not ()
Date: September 23, 2011 04:35PM

No he lives in Fairfax like the rest of you morons.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ FAIL ()
Date: September 23, 2011 04:52PM

No he's not Wrote:
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> No he lives in Fairfax like the rest of you
> morons.


Here's his address: 10520 Judicial Drive, Fairfax Va. - (703) 246-2100

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: This is gonna be good ()
Date: September 23, 2011 06:04PM

Ohh this is about to get real interesting sooner than people think. So keep on posting! PLEASE! Posting pictures of kids is sick

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: September 23, 2011 06:13PM

This is gonna be good Wrote:
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> Ohh this is about to get real interesting sooner
> than people think. So keep on posting! PLEASE!
> Posting pictures of kids is sick


I don't know. I read through most of this thread last night and today and it seems that the major belligerants (JBass & DJ Magik) have kind of squashed it.

When DJ Brett Michaels told Bass that "you are on blast" when you go out "drunkin" and somebody outed the Zumwalt brothers pictures came down and cyber blow jobs were exchanged between parties.

Are you suggesting that this is not the end?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: John Rambo ()
Date: September 23, 2011 06:16PM

TheNorthman Wrote:
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> This is gonna be good Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ohh this is about to get real interesting
> sooner
> > than people think. So keep on posting! PLEASE!
> > Posting pictures of kids is sick
>
>
> I don't know. I read through most of this thread
> last night and today and it seems that the major
> belligerants (JBass & DJ Magik) have kind of
> squashed it.
>
> When DJ Brett Michaels told Bass that "you are on
> blast" when you go out "drunkin" and somebody
> outed the Zumwalt brothers pictures came down and
> cyber blow jobs were exchanged between parties.
>
> Are you suggesting that this is not the end?



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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: oc ()
Date: September 23, 2011 08:36PM

OK, I have a fairly twisted sense of humor, but that fake motivational was just wrong. :P

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: September 24, 2011 03:27AM

well I guess even the greatest of threads must come to a close at some point =(

It was a good run fellas. A couple weeks of pure entertainment had me on the edge of my seat every morning. The ups and downs of the legendary struggle between magik, eesh, Jbass and the random zunwalts will be missed.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: howthendidyou ()
Date: September 24, 2011 03:51PM

How would you get their info, if they had everything set to private?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Magik ()
Date: September 24, 2011 04:36PM

Listen here you to terps eesh jbass...you little fuckers BETTER leave my daughters out if this OR ELSE!!!! Im pitying you guys back on blast fer sure again...and my crews gits my back hard assholes.......jbass fuck you and your bitch ass truces..imma come out clarendon tonight and find your punk ass and show you WHAT'S UP!!!!! There aren't that many rooftops in clarendon so your Waldo looking ass should be easy to find!!!!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Go try ()
Date: September 24, 2011 04:48PM

We ALL know Magik did NOT write that! Way to go asshole to try to keepthis thread going! It's old fool. It's been squashed!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Just because ()
Date: September 26, 2011 04:15AM

At a WalMart store, a cashier hands this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' ... ... ... ... Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him, ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied, ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. A lady walked toward him and asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' She replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied back sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this, 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at the lady and said, 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed her a very nice photo of himself. He was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she didn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. She quickly reached for her wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll!'' OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' She added some of her money to his without him seeing and they started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said, 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at the lady and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the boys granny returned and the lady left with her basket. She finished her shopping in a totally different state of mind from when she started. She couldn't get the little boy out of her mind. Then she remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, The woman read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. She couldn't stop herself as she bought a bunch of white roses and went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. She left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that her life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine, and in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Send this message to others, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart. The quote of the month is by Jay Leno, 'With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to the other, and with the threat of swine flu and terrorist attacks, Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Hoobaskooba ()
Date: September 26, 2011 04:30AM

Just because Wrote:
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> At a WalMart store, a cashier hands this little
> boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been
> more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm
> sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this
> doll.' ... ... ... ... Then the little boy turned
> to the old woman next to him, ''Granny, are you
> sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady
> replied, ''You know that you don't have enough
> money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked
> him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she
> went to look around. She left quickly. The little
> boy was still holding the doll in his hand. A lady
> walked toward him and asked him who he wished to
> give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister
> loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She
> was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
> She replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would
> bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But
> he replied back sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't
> bring it to her where she is now. I have to give
> the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my
> sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad
> while saying this, 'My Sister has gone to be with
> God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God
> very soon too, so I thought that she could take
> the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My
> heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at
> the lady and said, 'I told daddy to tell mommy not
> to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back
> from the mall.' Then he showed her a very nice
> photo of himself. He was laughing. He then told me
> 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she
> won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she
> didn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she
> has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he
> looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very
> quietly. She quickly reached for her wallet and
> said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in
> case you do have enough money for the doll!'' OK'
> he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' She added some
> of her money to his without him seeing and they
> started to count it. There was enough for the doll
> and even some spare money. The little boy said,
> 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then
> he looked at the lady and added, 'I asked last
> night before I went to sleep for God to make sure
> I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy
> could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also
> wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose
> for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too
> much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a
> white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few
> minutes later, the boys granny returned and the
> lady left with her basket. She finished her
> shopping in a totally different state of mind from
> when she started. She couldn't get the little boy
> out of her mind. Then she remembered a local
> newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a
> drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a
> young woman and a little girl. The little girl
> died right away, and the mother was left in a
> critical state. The family had to decide whether
> to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine,
> because the young woman would not be able to
> recover from the coma. Was this the family of the
> little boy? Two days after this encounter with the
> little boy, The woman read in the newspaper that
> the young woman had passed away. She couldn't stop
> herself as she bought a bunch of white roses and
> went to the funeral home where the body of the
> young woman was for people to see and make last
> wishes before her burial. She was there, in her
> coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand
> with the photo of the little boy and the doll
> placed over her chest. She left the place,
> teary-eyed, feeling that her life had been changed
> forever. The love that the little boy had for his
> mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard
> to imagine, and in a fraction of a second, a drunk
> driver had taken all this away from him. Now you
> have 2 choices: 1) Send this message to others, or
> 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.
> The quote of the month is by Jay Leno, 'With
> hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud
> slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up
> the country from one end to the other, and with
> the threat of swine flu and terrorist attacks, Are
> we sure this is a good time to take God out of the
> Pledge of Allegiance

Gayest thing in this thread since the pictures of DJ Magik.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Get in the pit! ()
Date: September 26, 2011 08:43AM

eesh and JBass
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: CERTenly3397762 ()
Date: September 27, 2011 07:57PM

Was at Paper Moon the other night and they kept playing this song

http://gobarbra.com/hit/new-d9c337a4de9a393ebcd9cc75335d869f

over and over and over again.

Kinda reminds me of this thread.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 29, 2011 10:31PM

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha omg I'm in tears right now lmfao!!!!!! Oh man that was good lol, I hadn't been here in a minute, that link made me laugh, thx guy

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: So Sad ()
Date: September 30, 2011 10:16AM

that guy Wrote:
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> Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha omg
> I'm in tears right now lmfao!!!!!! Oh man that was
> good lol, I hadn't been here in a minute, that
> link made me laugh, thx guy

I can't imagine what kind of slack-jawed, simple-minded moron you have to be to laugh so hard at that picture that you're in tears.

Seriously, I literally can't imagine it, and I've been trying. I tried picturing you looking at it by yourself, laughing so hard at someone putting a fake name on a Barbara Streisand album that you're crying, but nobody does that. It's easy to picture some greasy doofus laughing like a retard in a water park, but it's impossible to imagine that you exist.

So then, I tried picturing you laughing at it while hanging out with a few of your "bros" at a party or something, but that went even worse. Nobody would be friends with someone who would laugh until they're crying at something that unfunny.

That picture contains no humorous elements at all, even in context. It's not funny. It's the opposite of funny. It's so unfunny that, when I saw it, I had to go and make other people stop laughing just to restore the balance. The picture "get in the pit" posted, while not funny in context, at least contains a bad-ass midget looking metal (which is funny because of the juxtaposition of... fuck it, nevermind), but the picture that has you "in tears" is just skull-fuckingly stupid. On the funny scale, it's somewhere between getting AIDS and nailing your scrotum to an oak table.

May God have mercy on your simple, retarded soul.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 30, 2011 11:39AM

Lol wow, I guess ur phone doesn't play the song on the background huh? Get a better phone dude, or eesh, whichever u'd like to be called, I guess I wouldn't like either it if somebody made a gay song like that with my name on it

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: So Sad ()
Date: September 30, 2011 11:50AM

that guy Wrote:
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> Lol wow, I guess ur phone doesn't play the song on
> the background huh? Get a better phone dude, or
> eesh, whichever u'd like to be called, I guess I
> wouldn't like either it if somebody made a gay
> song like that with my name on it

Ok, so I listened to the song.

On the funny scale, it's now somewhere between little boys getting sodomized by Catholic priests and 9/11.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: September 30, 2011 01:53PM

that guy Wrote:
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> Lol wow, I guess ur phone doesn't play the song on
> the background huh? Get a better phone dude, or
> eesh, whichever u'd like to be called, I guess I
> wouldn't like either it if somebody made a gay
> song like that with my name on it


Yeah... It wasn't that funny

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: He's back! ()
Date: October 06, 2011 10:12PM

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: the real eesh ()
Date: October 06, 2011 11:52PM

LETS GET HIM!
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: OMGZ! ()
Date: October 06, 2011 11:57PM

the real eesh Wrote:
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> LETS GET HIM!


wwhat a fuckin fat ass and WHO the fuck wheres feet gloves???????




wHAT a compleet HOMO!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Miami Sound Machines? ()
Date: October 07, 2011 12:32AM

DJ Magik's baby's Momma
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: THATS IT ()
Date: October 07, 2011 12:37AM

YO U MUTHERFUKERZ NEED TO STOP FUCKING WITH MY MAN MARK!!!THAT AINT EVEN HIS REAL BABIES MOMMAS PICTURE NEWAYZ!!!!....WHO THE FUCK DO YOU FUCKING GEEK SQUAD REJEKTS THINK U ARES NEWAY????????????? tHAT'S IT...YOU ZUMWALT BROTHERS ARE BACK ON BLAST!!!




PEACE OUT!!!!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Mr. Orgasm bump ()
Date: November 14, 2011 05:49PM

Mr. Orgasm bump

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: November 14, 2011 06:12PM

I almost forgot about DJ Clownface

 

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: HoJo Hotel ()
Date: January 02, 2012 06:43AM

legit business imho

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: January 03, 2012 09:13PM

Thread of the year bump,,,

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: ... ()
Date: February 26, 2012 02:56AM

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