This is why I am not a lawn person.



Fairfaxunderground rules: Lilliputions, not ok. Midgettville ok. I got it now.

Lol. What bunch of assholes. Typically, when I get lawn seats I take 1 thing: a low profile chair. Not a full-on dinner. And I certainly don't get up and dance like a fucknut.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

The guy who bought in so much food and beer he had to use a dolly - that alone speaks volumes.

Fairfaxunderground rules: Lilliputions, not ok. Midgettville ok. I got it now.

People are lame.

Lawn people ugh
but the sound system for the lawn people is better than the one for us hoity toity's

Notes; What about the people that brought their own tables? Are these the same people that have TV’s viewable from the kitchen, so they can watch TV while eating dinner? That woman must have brought 30 deviled eggs. What the hell was that hat the other woman was wearing? It reminded me of People of Walmart. So, people go and sit up front and behave themselves while lawn people lay down, gorge, and “party?” To the chick that was talking about finding a spot on the lawn up front, how many people did your self centered ass walk past, walk over, and inconvenience to get to the spot you didn’t deserve? You are just a line cutter.

I went to see the NSO with the Five Browns a few weeks ago. There was this couple on the lawn that were sitting on things that looked like gaming chairs. You know, the half circled chairs designed to recline and rock back and forth. At the GoGo’s this year there were some fools on the lawn holding up signs declaring they were from Baltimore. OK? I want to see pictures of the lawn after these self centered low-lifes leave. How much trash do they leave behind?

Thank God they separate the classes at Wolf Trap.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/11/2011 01:58PM by FUNdamental.

Radiophile seems to think failed recycled threads might be interesting...

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/530539/530539.html#msg-530539

Once again, he is wrong...

Plus, he is a liar and has been exposed as such in this forum.

5 will get you 10 his next post will be a lame pic from his food truck on the beltway or metro construction....

Unintentionally hilarious video!

Wolftrap...where the dorks (and your mom and dad) come out to play.

Freak show! Fatties trying to hula hoop!

Love the shots of the lady in repose, doing some sort of yogic transcendental meditation pose.

Hahahaha....the guy wheeling in three coolers on a dolly and people setting up tables and chairs.

I will stay far, far away from this crowd of lawn losers.

What about the guy who said he wouldn't want to sit inside for all the tea in China?

There are two points he is trying to make

A) His fat ass couldn't fit in the seats in the pavilion.
B) They don't allow coolers or food in the pavilion.

You can take the assholes out of Great Falls, but you can't take the Great Falls out of the assholes.

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WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> You can take the assholes out of Great Falls, but
> you can't take the Great Falls out of the
> assholes.


"Let them eat cake..." and deviled eggs, and fried chicken, pizza, nachos and bean dip, let them have mashed potato, and pita and humus, and chips and dip. Let them drink beer and wine from Giant. Let them have storage in a wheeled 32 gallon cooler. let them be chauffeured in the tram, up the hill, with their 32 gallon cooler. Let them bask in the sun. Let them see stars. Let it rain.

I have never seen fat people run that fast with their hands full. Too bad the gate isn't further from the lawn. If the gates were, say, a quarter mile away from the lawn area, we would see a couple of heart attacks each night.

Went to see the Beach Boys a couple of years ago. There was a ridiculously rude woman, with hair down to her ass, in one of the front rows who stood and danced the ENTIRE show. The ushers asked her to sit down so the people behind her could see. She told them that the people could stand up too if they wanted to see. She was too self absorbed to turn around and look to see that the woman behind her was handicapped and not able to stand up to see around her fat ass. So selfish. I wish the ushers had been more persistent, but they just walked off.

She must have snuck in from the low class lawn seats.

No lawn people Wrote:
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> I have never seen fat people run that fast with
> their hands full. Too bad the gate isn't further
> from the lawn. If the gates were, say, a
> quarter mile away from the lawn area, we would see
> a couple of heart attacks each night.


If I can't fit it in a backpack, it's not going. These people are dragging a fucking Thanksgiving Dinner to a concert. Fucking obnoxious.

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I went there Weds fora concert, I dont deny anyone having a good time but I was embarrassed for many people my age. I guess its a great opputunity to act like a complete douchbag.

What's up with the used up old whore praying to the Sun God at 2:12?

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Damn is America really that fat?!?!

Pecan crusted chicken? WTF. That's food you find at the Kentucky Derby, not a fucking Huey Lewis concert. Get some Doritos, bitch!

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Yeah, what's up with all the fatsos?

Did it once, and have no desire to repeat that experience.

Unfortunately in the seats last time I was there, some douchebag was drunk and making a fool of himself. You know the type: early 30's, acts like he has money, name dropping, thinking that everyone loves the drunk, loud guy. He saw the Washington Post photog and tried to get the girl he was with to come get in to the photo with him. This as the place goes silent because the show is about to start. "Hey, come over. Its the Washington Post!" The guy from the Post asked him how many drinks he has had.

I prefer Floyd County Va, where hillbillies play blue grass, ad hoc, at the local general store

Sweet suffering christ on a carousel..i knew this area had fucked up women but god damn, anyone ever thought about eating a salad? nothing but fat people everywhere. hey women of northern va..lose some fuckin weight..guys stop dancing around like a bunch of kansas city fags.

It seems that the old as fuck bands/singers play there. It's all of the poor novians who think they're rich that show up at wolfTRAP.

Yeah no thanks.


Someone should tell these people that standing burns more calories.

DAMN, so there's where all the aging hippy crack heads are hanging out. FUCK THOSE BABY BOOMER SHIT BAGZZZZ.

Here's the old cunt praying to Ra....

http://youtu.be/T5k435zKbSo?t=2m11s

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/11/2011 09:41PM by WashingTone-Locian.

kansas city fags

explain

What's funny about these people is that they would probably not be caught dead sitting on the lawns in their own backyards. But charge $32 a person with the chance to dance around with a Thermos of Kendall Jackson in your hand while listening to some crap act that gets marginal play on WAMU and it's Katy Bar the Door!

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No more lawn Wrote:
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> Did it once, and have no desire to repeat that
> experience.
>
> Unfortunately in the seats last time I was there,
> some douchebag was drunk and making a fool of
> himself. You know the type: early 30's, acts like
> he has money, name dropping, thinking that
> everyone loves the drunk, loud guy. He saw the
> Washington Post photog and tried to get the girl
> he was with to come get in to the photo with him.
> This as the place goes silent because the show is
> about to start. "Hey, come over. Its the
> Washington Post!" The guy from the Post asked him
> how many drinks he has had.

Sounds like you are describing my ex-husband. But I know he is too cheap to even pay for the slip-slidey lawn seats.

Fuck. That exemplifies nearly everything I hate about Northern Virginia.

Fact Checker Wrote:
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> Radiophile seems to think failed recycled threads
> might be interesting...
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/530
> 539/530539.html#msg-530539
>
>
Let's go back even further.

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/41244/41285.html#msg-41285

From the thread, witten years ago, and now proven by the wolf trap video.

People who sit on the lawn at Wolf Trap suck. They are the most arrogant people when it comes to marked territory of their blankets. Don't ever step on their blanket or they will angrily tell everyone around you what you did. They bring in enough food to feed an army, and their big coolers are just obnoxious. To save a few bucks, they have to get to the show three hours early, and wait. Many take turns walking around acting superior to everyone else because they feel they are professional concert goers because they came with all that food in the cooler and blankets and lawn chairs. After sitting out on their blankets for several hours they begin to stink as well. And they eat and eat and drink. Why not just rent a DVD and sit at home? And they all think they are superior to others on the lawn. Well let me tell you one thing; I go to five or six shows a year. I arrive 45 minutes before show time and sit outside the fence with my wife and have a leisurely dinner of something I picked up after work. I walk in 15 minutes before Showtime finishing my third beer and I hit the head. Then I causally walk past around the lawn people and down the hill. I enter the pavilion around row R and precede down the stairs up to my seat. I say hello to the usher and my wife and I sit down three to five minutes before Showtime. I get paranoid that those slobs on the lawn will one day figure the ushers are either college age girls of old ladies and the cheap slobs on the lawn will storm the pavilion. When I leave, I have to leave during the encore because I have to get ahead of of all those lawn people who muck everything up clumsily carrying their all their stuff back to their car. Lawn people suck.

Looks like hell on earth.

I think the blonde yappin' one is hot.

Also lots of sweaty barefootedness. No sense of decorum here. This is not what I was led to believe by the radio advertisements.

Damn who is the blonde at :24 secs in? OMG! I've seen people having sex at Nissan on the lawn.

If you want to party and picnic then the lawn rocks. If you want to be confined to an airline seat for the show then buy those crammed plastic piece of shit no elbow room seats.

Lawn seats rock!

Camel toe at 0:24. Yuck.

FUNdamental Wrote:
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> Notes; What about the people that brought their
> own tables? Are these the same people that have
> TV’s viewable from the kitchen, so they can
> watch TV while eating dinner? That woman must
> have brought 30 deviled eggs. What the hell
> was that hat the other woman was wearing? It
> reminded me of People of Walmart. So, people go
> and sit up front and behave themselves while lawn
> people lay down, gorge, and “party?” To the
> chick that was talking about finding a spot on the
> lawn up front, how many people did your self
> centered ass walk past, walk over, and
> inconvenience to get to the spot you didn’t
> deserve? You are just a line cutter.
>
> I went to see the NSO with the Five Browns a few
> weeks ago. There was this couple on the lawn that
> were sitting on things that looked like gaming
> chairs. You know, the half circled chairs
> designed to recline and rock back and forth. At
> the GoGo’s this year there were some fools on
> the lawn holding up signs declaring they were from
> Baltimore. OK? I want to see pictures of the
> lawn after these self centered low-lifes leave.
> How much trash do they leave behind?
>
> Thank God they separate the classes at Wolf Trap.

Oh Fundamental, don't get your panties in a bunch because you have to sit with your kids in seats where they don't run around like wild boar.

FUCK_U_WELFARE Wrote:
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> kansas city fags
>
> explain

Its from Blazing Saddles, more exactly Kansas City faggots was the lline. One of the funniest movies ever made. If you havent seen it you should. It is not PC at all. Watch it now before it is banned as a hate crime movie.

"The sheriff is near"

1:40 Mr and Mrs cardiac arrest. The rest are a bunch of pretentious aholes which makes this area suck.

And yes the guys are dancing around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots

That Portlandia clip is perfect.

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Hopefully a colony of chiggers will migrate to the lawn area. Seat prices would double

Why would you bring so much food and eat like a pig? i guess the mindset is "i can't wait to eat all this food so i can take a dump". I mean, who enjoys taking a dump in a public toilet? And yeah, those guys are dancing like a bunch of kansas city faggots.

Amazing , maybe Im mistaken but those same KC Faggots and tubby tubbies probably wouldnt eat and act that stupid at a neighborhood block party but they do at a public venue ,,, but then again the doucebaggery in Fairfax has increased sharply in the past couple of years.

If the two women at :44 would have started kissing it would have been alot better

only in northern va. it's getting re-goddamn-ridculous around here. Why do people act this way here? I just don't get it. what's up with the dudes dancing like a bunch of kansas city faggots?
Just why? It defines the attitude of this area, bunch of d-bags. why are the women all in need to lose weight? then you get one mid-age women dancing by herself, yeah, she is stable minded. Typical northern va metro people. Very special assholes.

Portlandia clip is awesome!

Wow. I've never been on the lawn, but now I don't plan on it after seeing this. What makes you think you can bring in so much food/drinks/whatever THAT YOU NEED A DOLLY?

Because of all the calories they burn acting like total douchbags

Try volunteering at Wolftrap...it's always a hoot when the drunked up middle-class tubbies reliving their college partying days do faceplants on the concrete stairs leaving the lawn after a concert.

If we were lucky enough to have EMT's on hand, they were always busy...

Ugh

I thought I saw the devilled egg woman there last night for Chris Botti. It appeared she had some kind of baked breaded chicken.

I am going to make up a sign and bring it to Wolf Trap the next time I go. I will hang it up over by the bathrooms at the top of the hill.

It will say

Enter here for the
Biggest and Heaviest Cooler Contest

The person with the biggest and heaviest cooler
wins a cherry pie.

And what about the chick that said she didn't get the memo that a concert was sold out? Memo to dumb braods who go to Wolf Trap and sit on the lawn; Wolf Trap doesn't send out memos saying concerts are sold out. Print this post and put it on your fridge so you don't forget.

I can hear the concerts from my house.

I was really hoping those people running down the hill would trip and fall.

I cant stand people who stand the entire time on the lawn and bum food and drinks.