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Not only is it against the law to park on the sidewalk in Fairfax City,
but they will also arrest you for for urinating in public. The nerve of
these inconsiderate swine. Next thing you know, they will throw you out
for belching in public at the Patriot! If you fart, they will also charge
you with polluting the environment. Big Brother is watching! Beware Fairfax
City!
Sec. 98-143. Parking prohibited in specified places.
(a) No person shall park a vehicle, except when necessary to avoid conflict with other traffic or in compliance with the directions of a police officer or traffic control device, in any of the following places: (1) On a sidewalk;
(2) In front of a public or private driveway;
(3) Within an intersection;
(4) Within 15 feet of a fire hydrant located on public or privately owned property;
(5) On a crosswalk;
(6) Within 20 feet of a crosswalk at an intersection; provided that where there is no crosswalk at an intersection, no person shall park a vehicle within 20 feet from the corner;
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Radiophile Wrote:
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> slimey Wrote:
> If you
> > fart, they will also charge
> > you with polluting the environment.
>
> Damn, most odf us here at FFXU would be criminals.
> Oh yeah, most of us are!