Holy. Fucking. Shit. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW..
Super Intended Erection
1/27/11
FAIRFAX, VA - Superintendent Jack Dale canceled school prematurely due to an erection lasting more than four hours. Claiming he wouldn't be able to work, he simply allowed over 175,000 students and 22,000 staff to do the same. Some call his premature decision irresponsible, but school-board officials claim this wasn't the only premature action coming out of Mr. Dale tonight.
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http://www.fcps.edu/news/emerg.htm