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massage parlors
Posted by: just wondering ()
Date: August 25, 2007 10:45AM

anyone know of any massage parlors in fairfax?

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Re: massage parlors
Posted by: Bob James ()
Date: August 25, 2007 04:28PM

Please check the yellow pages. There are a number of chiropractors in the County. Also, I believe many medical insurance companies provide some coverage. Take care of your back!

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Re: massage parlors
Posted by: slinkeyts ()
Date: August 25, 2007 07:04PM

they dont have them here



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Re: massage parlors
Posted by: Yeah they do! ()
Date: August 26, 2007 03:37AM

slinkeyts Wrote:
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> they dont have them here


Sure they do. There are plenty and they give happy endings too. Just look for the Asian joints that are hidden.

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Re: massage parlors
Posted by: moony ()
Date: August 26, 2007 07:41AM

you should just go ask some loser like Gravis or Pgens, i bet nerds like that probably have a big list of these jerk joints. Gravis shaves his head to the grindstone.

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Re: massage parlors
Posted by: TRICKIE ()
Date: August 26, 2007 10:16AM

Aren't these illegal?

trickie

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Re: massage parlors
Posted by: Yeah ()
Date: August 26, 2007 01:42PM

TRICKIE Wrote:
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> Aren't these illegal?
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> trickie


Yeah.

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Re: massage parlors
Posted by: Lurker. ()
Date: August 27, 2007 01:50PM

We Rubbm Vu in Springfield, ask for Kim Sun, she give vu happy.

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Re: massage parlors
Posted by: Tia2 ()
Date: September 11, 2007 03:21PM

If you are truly interested in receiving a professional massage, you should check places like Aveda, Red Door, or Noor salon....
Actually, any salon pretty much offers massage services in addition to hair styling, waxing and other such indulgences...

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Re: massage parlors
Posted by: bdimag ()
Date: September 11, 2007 04:04PM

Bob James Wrote:
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> Please check the yellow pages. There are a number
> of chiropractors in the County. Also, I believe
> many medical insurance companies provide some
> coverage. Take care of your back!


:thumbs-up:

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Re: massage parlors
Posted by: G-Man ()
Date: September 11, 2007 05:01PM

Naaa he just wants a rub and tug.

EoM

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Re: massage parlors
Posted by: Rub & Tug ()
Date: September 15, 2007 08:32AM

There are plenty of places. You just have to look in the Washington post in the sports section next the Classified RV sales. To get reviews in Fairfas look here in this link. http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=713


forum/forumdisplay.php?f=713

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Re: massage parlors
Posted by: TK ()
Date: September 19, 2007 11:44PM

Where is this located?


Lurker. Wrote:
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> We Rubbm Vu in Springfield, ask for Kim Sun, she
> give vu happy.

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Re: massage parlors
Posted by: 80/60 ()
Date: September 20, 2007 01:14AM

TK Wrote:
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> Where is this located?
>
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> Lurker. Wrote:
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> -----
> > We Rubbm Vu in Springfield, ask for Kim Sun,
> she
> > give vu happy.


Just look for any Asian acupressure joint. They all will give you a rub & tug.

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Re: massage parlors
Posted by: Rub me. Long Time ()
Date: September 22, 2007 05:40PM

If you really need some one to do what you can do your self I did a little research for my fellow citizens. The fees are $80. just to get in the door. Your choices are old Korean Ladies or Fresh OFF the Boat young ones who have been brought over just for the business by various Human traffickers. They all seem to come through Flushing N.Y. Anyway the girl splits the money with the house and has to work for tips that usually are expected to be at least the same as the house fee. They will take your money and tell you to get naked. They may offer a table shower where they have you lay on a nasty table and wash you down. Then the rub your back. Then ask you to roll over and "on the Flip" they give ya the hand job. They Know about Police entrapment so they will let you put their hands where you want em. After you go a few times you can get more then just a hand job. The 3 main places in Springfield are.
1. Backlick Holistic @ 5105-M Backlick Rd. Behind Bradlick Shopping Center.
2. Kim's. 5532-G Hempstead Wy. Backlick Rd @ Industrial Dr
3. CTM 7015 Old Keene Mill Rd. OKM at Backlick Rd. next to MVC.

Have a happy ending.

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Re: massage parlors
Posted by: Good one ()
Date: September 24, 2007 01:46AM

Now the police are on their way to all three of those locations.

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Re: massage parlors
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: September 29, 2007 09:47PM

They'd need a warrent first. and probable cause. Send someone in undercover. Get a blowjob in the name of duty THEN shut those places down. Me ruv you wrong time

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Re: massage parlors
Posted by: no-cop ()
Date: October 02, 2007 06:57PM

And just what do you want massaged???

Perve.

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Re: massage parlors
Posted by: yo ()
Date: October 03, 2007 07:51PM

ferfux Wrote:
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> They'd need a warrent first. and probable cause.
> Send someone in undercover. Get a blowjob in the
> name of duty THEN shut those places down. Me ruv
> you wrong time


ferfux, you can't even get the quote right you idiot shiat.

It's, "Me Love you long time, sucky, sucky."

"No, My momma says I can only spend 5 bucks, for the both of us."

"No way Joe. 10 bucks, me Sucky sucky, love you loooong time."


Go back to your mommie's basement now, and download you pron, you dumbass.

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Re: massage parlors
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: October 03, 2007 07:53PM

yo Wrote:
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> ferfux Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > They'd need a warrent first. and probable cause.
>
> > Send someone in undercover. Get a blowjob in
> the
> > name of duty THEN shut those places down. Me
> ruv
> > you wrong time
>
>
> ferfux, you can't even get the quote right you
> idiot shiat.
>
> It's, "Me Love you long time, sucky, sucky."
>
> "No, My momma says I can only spend 5 bucks, for
> the both of us."
>
> "No way Joe. 10 bucks, me Sucky sucky, love you
> loooong time."
>
>
> Go back to your mommie's basement now, and
> download you pron, you dumbass.



While your Fan boy love of old movies is admirable it is also sad. you should spend more time cultivating the love of a real woman and or finding a good therapists. Peace be upon you and pls. stop the pron before its too late.

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Re: massage parlors
Posted by: yo ()
Date: October 03, 2007 08:12PM

Peace be upon you too my brother.

I do not do pron.

I love older movies as they are better than the crap they produce today.

Anything Kubrick is Great.

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Jack Torrance: Wendy.

Wendy Torrance: Stay away.

Jack Torrance: Darling. Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the fuck in. Ha, ha.

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Jack Torrance: HERE'S JOHNNY

Jack Torrance: Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in. Not by the hair of your chiny-chin-chin? Well then I'll huff and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in.
[axes the door]

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Re: massage parlors
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: October 03, 2007 08:14PM

There is, you'll agree, a certain 'je ne sais quoi' oh, so very special about a firm, young carrot

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Re: massage parlors
Posted by: yo ()
Date: October 06, 2007 06:45PM

ferfux Wrote:
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> There is, you'll agree, a certain 'je ne sais
> quoi' oh, so very special about a firm, young
> carrot


Grow up wuss boy!

'je ne sais quoi' = A quality or attribute that is difficult to describe or express

Yes, this matches you perfectly since you drivel is all over this board.

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Re: massage parlors
Posted by: kosoo ()
Date: October 07, 2007 02:10AM

Go to D.C. if you want the best parlors.

Check out the sports section in the post.

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Re: massage parlors
Posted by: priapus ()
Date: October 07, 2007 09:19AM

There is a rumor that Chris Hanson and the dateline boys from the "Predator" series have set up a sting operation in the Tysons area for the massage parlor crowd

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Re: massage parlors
Posted by: GOD ()
Date: October 07, 2007 12:37PM

Yes, I have sent chris Hanson as my emmisserie to Smite thee worshipers at the unholy massage parlours. Heavenly delights are for those who earn their way into heaven

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Re: massage parlors
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: October 07, 2007 03:51PM

priapus Wrote:
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> There is a rumor that Chris Hanson and the
> dateline boys from the "Predator" series have set
> up a sting operation in the Tysons area for the
> massage parlor crowd


Oh no the entire nation will be subjected to Gravis on tv. Oh the poor children. First, no health care, and now this!

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Re: massage parlors
Posted by: asdf ()
Date: February 29, 2008 06:01PM

Does anyone know if they will provide full service, well more specifically a double dunk and a wash? It's been a while since I got some stank on the ol' hang low.

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Re: massage parlors
Posted by: DCdude ()
Date: April 09, 2008 12:27PM

There are more than 20 places in DC to get a hand job or more.
White girls suck the best, oriental do best hand jobs, and blacks chicks are great fucks.

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