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places to hook up
Posted by:
lifes a bitch
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Date: July 25, 2007 12:57PM
are there any private places (near springfield/burke) (parking lots, streets that go nowhere, etc.) that you could go to hook up with a chick? Churches are patrolled and so are kiss and ride lots. Any suggestions?
if your just going to bitch and moan at me for whatever reason just don't
if your just going to bitch and moan at me for whatever reason just don't
Re: places to hook up
Posted by:
bdimag
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Date: July 25, 2007 12:58PM
school parking lots
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actually.. i saw some people fucking outside the springfield mall one time.. like, up against one of those big green electrical boxes near the road (but down the hill/out of sight)..
I forget why exactly, but i was with 2 other people and we pulled into the springfield parking lot and saw em.. then they saw us.. we we're like "don't mind us.. continue.." and then dipped out..
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/25/2007 01:05PM by bdimag.
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actually.. i saw some people fucking outside the springfield mall one time.. like, up against one of those big green electrical boxes near the road (but down the hill/out of sight)..
I forget why exactly, but i was with 2 other people and we pulled into the springfield parking lot and saw em.. then they saw us.. we we're like "don't mind us.. continue.." and then dipped out..
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/25/2007 01:05PM by bdimag.
Re: places to hook up
Posted by:
G-Man
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Date: July 25, 2007 01:04PM
Fairfax schools have Security Don't think thats a good idea... I would think baning you bitch in a school or church lot would not go over too well...
I'll rent my bed to you for $30 an hour... $20 if you let me stream the video live!
Try behind a grocery store or small shopping mall.
I'll rent my bed to you for $30 an hour... $20 if you let me stream the video live!
Try behind a grocery store or small shopping mall.
Re: places to hook up
Posted by:
bdimag
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Date: July 25, 2007 01:15PM
if by small shopping mall you mean strip malls, then thats a great idea.. like behind a giant.. just make sure its later than the late crew works - they all got video phones these days...
seriously.. why even ask? is it too hard to realize that all you gotta do is get out of the car, take her into the woods (even if they are only like 10 ft deep) bend the bitch up against a tree and go at it!
and whats wrong with mom's basement, or some random person's bathroom? why you gotta be all exoctic n shit.. and do say cause your girl is classy..
btw I gave a few good answers - that warrants me to bitch and moan..
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/25/2007 01:17PM by bdimag.
seriously.. why even ask? is it too hard to realize that all you gotta do is get out of the car, take her into the woods (even if they are only like 10 ft deep) bend the bitch up against a tree and go at it!
and whats wrong with mom's basement, or some random person's bathroom? why you gotta be all exoctic n shit.. and do say cause your girl is classy..
btw I gave a few good answers - that warrants me to bitch and moan..
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/25/2007 01:17PM by bdimag.
Re: places to hook up
Posted by:
ferfux
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Date: July 25, 2007 01:16PM
First you steal a car. like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s5_XyIvPcc&mode=related&search=
Then you head get Jiggy,
Then head to Mclean Bible church to confess that you are a Theiving, livin in sin Idiot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s5_XyIvPcc&mode=related&search=
Then you head get Jiggy,
Then head to Mclean Bible church to confess that you are a Theiving, livin in sin Idiot
Re: places to hook up
Posted by:
jimmy
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Date: July 25, 2007 01:20PM
I prefer to take my ladies to a Wendy's bathroom. That way, when the magic is over, I can buy her a frostie to reward her for a job well done!
Re: places to hook up
Posted by:
class act
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Date: July 25, 2007 01:33PM
I use the Don Jon's at the local ball fields.
Re: places to hook up
Posted by:
Fairfax MF---er
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Date: July 25, 2007 01:45PM
lifes a bitch Wrote:
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> are there any private places (near
> springfield/burke) (parking lots, streets that go
> nowhere, etc.) that you could go to hook up with a
> chick? Churches are patrolled and so are kiss and
> ride lots. Any suggestions?
>
> if your just going to bitch and moan at me for
> whatever reason just don't
Why don't you just fuck her in the median on Old Keene Mill Road. Or, get out of mommy's house a rent a fucking apartment like normal people do.
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> are there any private places (near
> springfield/burke) (parking lots, streets that go
> nowhere, etc.) that you could go to hook up with a
> chick? Churches are patrolled and so are kiss and
> ride lots. Any suggestions?
>
> if your just going to bitch and moan at me for
> whatever reason just don't
Why don't you just fuck her in the median on Old Keene Mill Road. Or, get out of mommy's house a rent a fucking apartment like normal people do.
Re: places to hook up
Posted by:
this is too funny
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Date: July 25, 2007 02:00PM
for those of us who are too young to get our own place, or can't afford it - i don't see how hard it is to chill back the house, even with parents. we have all done it back in the h.s. days, but if your dying to get away from the "chance" of getting caught, then try a parking lot for a park or something. a lot of those places do close after dark, but no one ever checks them out, especially cops. i always notice a few cars at the local park parking lots, either because someone bumped a ride with someone else and will get it later, or they themselves are getting it on!!
you could always go camping out in shanendoah too, lol!!
you could always go camping out in shanendoah too, lol!!
Re: places to hook up
Posted by:
ferfux
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Date: July 25, 2007 02:05PM
yeah just make sure this chick doesnt find you
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/cas/363567524.html
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/cas/363567524.html
Re: places to hook up
Posted by:
Lurker.
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Date: July 25, 2007 02:26PM
I believe Trickie recommends the upstairs bathrooms at Murphy's in Old Town. LOL
Re: places to hook up
Posted by:
Fairfax MF---er
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Date: July 25, 2007 02:27PM
ferfux Wrote:
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> yeah just make sure this chick doesnt find you
>
> http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/cas/3635675
> 24.html
What are the odds that this is a 50-year-old mail clerk named Earl.
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> yeah just make sure this chick doesnt find you
>
> http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/cas/3635675
> 24.html
What are the odds that this is a 50-year-old mail clerk named Earl.
Re: places to hook up
Posted by:
Exploding Cock Guy
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Date: July 25, 2007 04:27PM
ferfux Wrote:
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> yeah just make sure this chick doesnt find you
>
> http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/cas/3635675
> 24.html
You know, this has me thinking. What if the chick is a cow like Rosie O'Donnell. Or worse, she is really hot and she gets into your car, lifts up her skirt and you get a whiff of some rancid smelling shit that makes you want to barf? What do you do then?
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> yeah just make sure this chick doesnt find you
>
> http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/cas/3635675
> 24.html
You know, this has me thinking. What if the chick is a cow like Rosie O'Donnell. Or worse, she is really hot and she gets into your car, lifts up her skirt and you get a whiff of some rancid smelling shit that makes you want to barf? What do you do then?
Re: places to hook up
Posted by:
cw
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Date: July 25, 2007 05:06PM
If it isnt too hot or too cold go to burke lake park. You may have to walk a few hundred yards to find a secluded spot.
and dont go near the train tracks or the kiddies will get a show.
and dont go near the train tracks or the kiddies will get a show.
Re: places to hook up
Posted by:
Lurker.
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Date: July 25, 2007 10:47PM
I'd choose just off the Great Falls trails before I would go to Burke Lake. Try google earth to see what's close. Years ago I went with this chic to a place off one of the trails. Kinda freaky, lot's of naked people. Some guy came cruising by totally naked with a backpack on... He was just hiking along. lol
I think the park police are wise now and really patrol the area.
I think the park police are wise now and really patrol the area.
Re: places to hook up
Posted by:
G-Man
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Date: July 25, 2007 10:51PM
Good idea with Great Falls. I've seen some odd shit going down off the trails there. Also look out cause the park rangers are on the look out for stuff like that off the trails. But it still might be your best bet.
Re: places to hook up
Posted by:
like2eat@theY
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Date: July 26, 2007 07:51AM
Try a hotel room or anywhere in Great Falls...thats what I used to do when I was a wee lad.
Re: places to hook up
Posted by:
Lunchmeats
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Date: July 26, 2007 09:25AM
I once saw a car rocking like crazy at Tysons Galleria mall(lower level parking lot, near Saks) My friend and I were coming out of the mall after lunch.
Unfortunately, I was pakred right next to them. Since I didn't feel like
seeing what they were doing, I did the next best thing. I hit the panic button on my remote and my cars horns/lights went off.... A minutes late, a copule got out of the car... A guy around 50 or 55 and a brunette around 25. Boss and secretary doing lunch in the car?
Unfortunately, I was pakred right next to them. Since I didn't feel like
seeing what they were doing, I did the next best thing. I hit the panic button on my remote and my cars horns/lights went off.... A minutes late, a copule got out of the car... A guy around 50 or 55 and a brunette around 25. Boss and secretary doing lunch in the car?
Re: places to hook up
Posted by:
Gravis
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Date: July 26, 2007 09:48AM
your bed, dumbass.
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
Re: places to hook up
Posted by:
Tia2
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Date: July 26, 2007 10:12AM
Gravis Wrote:
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> your bed, dumbass.
Even though it is not the most romantic recommendation, so far it's the classiest!
If it's really true "lifes a bitch" that you need someone to tell you where to "hook up" with a girl, then maybe you should think twice before you do so!
I swear, men are like government bonds...
They take sooooooo long to mature...
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> your bed, dumbass.
Even though it is not the most romantic recommendation, so far it's the classiest!
If it's really true "lifes a bitch" that you need someone to tell you where to "hook up" with a girl, then maybe you should think twice before you do so!
I swear, men are like government bonds...
They take sooooooo long to mature...
Re: places to hook up
Posted by:
Lurker.
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Date: July 26, 2007 10:16AM
Nothing wrong with a little strange every now and then.
Re: places to hook up
Posted by:
bdimag
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Date: July 26, 2007 11:02AM
Tia2 Wrote:
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> I swear, men are like government bonds...
>
> They take sooooooo long to mature...
*smacks his head*
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> I swear, men are like government bonds...
>
> They take sooooooo long to mature...
*smacks his head*
Re: places to hook up
Posted by:
Jimmy
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Date: July 26, 2007 11:41AM
Lifes a bitch, It sounds like you dont get a lot of lovin in your life so how long do you really need to get the job done. I bet you cant make it more than 10 seconds so no need to get some elaborate plan.
Re: places to hook up
Posted by:
bdimag
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Date: July 26, 2007 11:47AM
"she touched me and I peed white"
Re: places to hook up
Posted by:
Humpty Hump
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Date: July 26, 2007 12:28PM
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
Re: places to hook up
Posted by:
ferfux
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Date: July 26, 2007 01:53PM
Humpty Hump Wrote:
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> I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance
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> I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance
Re: places to hook up
Posted by:
Gravis
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Date: July 26, 2007 02:11PM
ferfux Wrote:
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> lame lyrics
you listen to lame music with people who cant even sing.
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
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> lame lyrics
you listen to lame music with people who cant even sing.
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
Re: places to hook up
Posted by:
ferfux
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Date: July 26, 2007 02:30PM
Gravis Wrote:
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> ferfux Wrote:
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> -----
> > lame lyrics
>
> you listen to lame music with people who cant even
> sing.
He isnt singing he is RAPPING.
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> ferfux Wrote:
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> > lame lyrics
>
> you listen to lame music with people who cant even
> sing.
He isnt singing he is RAPPING.
Re: places to hook up
Posted by:
ferfux
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Date: July 26, 2007 02:45PM
ferfux Wrote:
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> Gravis Wrote:
> >
> > you listen to lame music > >
Go Cry into your Meade Skelton Bootlegs.
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> Gravis Wrote:
> >
> > you listen to lame music > >
Go Cry into your Meade Skelton Bootlegs.