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A young woman driving a white 2-door BMW 335 XI with Virginia license plate KKC 1026 has a huge attitude problem. She drives to West Springfield High School.
Unfortunately, online reporting to FCPD no longer exists.
Hardly necessary to buy one for the clogged roads around here. When would you get to really enjoy the drive?
By all means, buy one if you must. But don't drive like a jerk around others. People like this are hardly anonymous if she drives the same route every day. If she's not polite, it can come back to kick her in the butt.
I've come to the conclusion that BMW and Mercede drivers enjoy such a level of comfort inside their cars that they forget they're not in their living room any more.
In all fairness, there are plenty of a-holes on the roads around in FFC, not just BMW drivers. I've seen a lot mini-van Mom's on their phones that are just as bad.
Nothing ticks me off more than getting stuck at a red light because some mini-van Mom is gabbing away when the light turns green and she doesn't notice. Worse, she is usually the last one through on the yellow and then everybody else is stuck on the red.
Inevitably, I am behind that person who fails to realize the light is green, and by the time the person actually gets a foot to the gas pedal and moves, the light turns yellow and the rest of us are stuck there. That happens to me at intersections with notoriously short lights for left hand turns (like Rolling Road turning west onto Old Keene Mill).
Come on everyone knows people driving White or Black Escalades are the worst drivers. My god they are amazing. Guess they are just trying to out-do the large Pick-up owners for the biggest jerks on the road...
Escalades Wrote:
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> Come on everyone knows people driving White or
> Black Escalades are the worst drivers.
Beg to differ. The worst is any woman in a minivan with at least two kids in the back, one in a car seat, and a cell phone glued to her ear.
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eesh Wrote:
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> > Dude, everyone who drives a bmw is a dick,
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> > its an M3, M6 or an alpina
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> No, the high performance versions only multiply
> the douche factor.
Damn straight, the "M" stands for "Multiply". Therefore an M3 = 3x the douchiness.
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Bill Wrote:
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> Escalades Wrote:
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> > Come on everyone knows people driving White or
> > Black Escalades are the worst drivers.
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> Beg to differ. The worst is any woman in a
> minivan with at least two kids in the back, one in
> a car seat, and a cell phone glued to her ear.
And an OBX sticker on the back. The vans with those stickers seem to be driven by women with the "I'm more important than you" attitudes.
I don't know why any intelligent parent would display that kind of sticker, because it's like advertising "HEY PEDOBEARS, we have three kids with the last name Russell! Follow us home, and when you happen to see one of my lovely sons/daughters outside alone, approach them and convince them that you must be a family friend since you know our last name! Then abscond with said child!"
Oh yeah. Don't like those stick people family stickers. Our neighbors (the devout fundamentalist Christians) have that. They are LOUSY parents but put on quite a show of being capable when someone they need to impress comes over.