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RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: Sean M. ()
Date: August 07, 2010 12:13PM

The worst place I have ever been to in my life. Period. The food stinks. The bathrooms stink. The service stinks. The best thing about this place as leaving and never going back. If you like crap food with crap service, be my guest, you won't be disappointed.

I've been there to eat lunch a few times, which isn't too bad. But then I came for dinner one night with my son. The idiot waitress spilled a drink all over him and DID NOT apologize!!! Unless "MY BAD" in an official apology these days.

I ordered some kind of burrito slop that looked like the cook pulled his pants down and spread his innards on a plate, with glop of cheese on top. The worst meal I have ever eaten in my life.

I took my son Jeremy to the bathroom and nearly vomited from the stench. But after eating that crap I quickly understood why it smelled like that. Not to mention the urine splattered toilet seat that my son as forced to sit on. A customer should not have to scrub down the bathroom before using it.

When we got back to our table had been cleared of everything. Did she think that we left without paying? My son and I sat there watching the TV for nearly 20 minutes when she awkwardly shuffled her way over to us with our check. She ranted some jibberish LOUDLY about something she was doing in the kitchen She left and so did we. I never not tip when I go out, but this time it was necessary. The decor, the service, the food, and the ambiance are all one and the same. SHITTY.

If you have any respect for yourself, your family, and your stomach you will indeed STAY AWAY FROM THIS PLACE!!!!

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: Mike ()
Date: August 07, 2010 12:46PM

Yeah dude it blows

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: Alex Cooper ()
Date: August 07, 2010 12:48PM

There are never any bitches in that place!! Always all dudes. If you're a gay dude you can have your pic! Effin' sucks!

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: Underwater ()
Date: August 07, 2010 12:56PM

Never been there. Is it really that bad?

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: underwater ()
Date: August 07, 2010 12:58PM

hahaha "respect for your stomach"!!

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: August 07, 2010 01:04PM

I went there once. And, honestly, it was pretty bad. Eating to eat versus eating to enjoy...

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: Jefferson Davis ()
Date: August 07, 2010 02:38PM

the dollar beers do it for me...I crush about 12 yenglings with-in a couple of hours and the burrito tastes next to gourmet....my biggest challenge is swerving down Rt 28 to pass out at my crib....

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: KeepOnTruckin ()
Date: August 07, 2010 04:33PM

apparently the cooks agree with the OP since they tried to burn the place down a few weeks ago.

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Date: August 07, 2010 10:10PM

My wife took there for my birthday once. I thought the place looked nice, but the food was forgettable. The only surefire place in Centreville is Sweetwater.

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: smeel ()
Date: August 08, 2010 06:09AM

Red Rocks is the shittiest restaurant in Centreville. Period.

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: King Dong ()
Date: August 08, 2010 10:39AM

I'd rather have herpes than go there again. Horrible. How are they still open, and Martini's closed down? I'm just sayin'...

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: ItalianGODD ()
Date: August 08, 2010 01:15PM

That place is trash!!!!! The Bartenders are mean, and the girls are FUBAR!! Place is full of losers!!!!!!! Hate it.

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: Dude ()
Date: August 08, 2010 03:10PM

I think you are confusing Red Rocks with Red Rock Canyon Grill. If your wife did take you to Red Rocks for your birthday you need to get a new wife.

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> My wife took there for my birthday once. I thought
> the place looked nice, but the food was
> forgettable. The only surefire place in
> Centreville is Sweetwater.

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: hahahahahah ()
Date: August 08, 2010 06:59PM

And the Red Rocks Canyon Grill is just Canyon Grill right? And new owner. Guess it was just that good. I think bad location.

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: Gasman ()
Date: August 08, 2010 07:00PM

I have gas but not from that place. So I think more than one place gives me gas.

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Date: August 08, 2010 07:02PM

Dude Wrote:
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> I think you are confusing Red Rocks with Red Rock
> Canyon Grill. If your wife did take you to Red
> Rocks for your birthday you need to get a new
> wife.
>
> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My wife took there for my birthday once. I
> thought
> > the place looked nice, but the food was
> > forgettable. The only surefire place in
> > Centreville is Sweetwater.


Possibly. The place I went wasn't horrible. Just not memorable (obviously)

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: Dude ()
Date: August 08, 2010 07:10PM

Red Rock Canyon Grill, which is now just Canyon Grill, is a decent enough place near Lifetime Fitness on that little pond. The food is decent and the atmosphere is pretty nice, but you are right it isn't really all that memorable. Red Rocks is a dive bar next to the Spa World in a little strip mall. I have no idea what the food is like there because I would never eat there.

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Dude Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I think you are confusing Red Rocks with Red
> Rock
> > Canyon Grill. If your wife did take you to Red
> > Rocks for your birthday you need to get a new
> > wife.
> >
> > WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > My wife took there for my birthday once. I
> > thought
> > > the place looked nice, but the food was
> > > forgettable. The only surefire place in
> > > Centreville is Sweetwater.
>
>
> Possibly. The place I went wasn't horrible. Just
> not memorable (obviously)

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: Keep 'em Comin' ()
Date: August 09, 2010 11:32AM

Red Rocks sucks FAT COCK!!!! UGH!

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: Never Again ()
Date: August 09, 2010 11:56AM

That place is a dining disaster. My stomach turns every time I drive past that place!!!!

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: Speed Racer ()
Date: August 09, 2010 12:01PM

Red Rocks + Horrible dining experience = Won't ever return. Yuck!

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: I<3Chipotle ()
Date: August 09, 2010 12:48PM

Chipotle and Sweet Water Tavern are the only good restaurants in that area.

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: August 09, 2010 01:15PM

You took your son to a tequila bar?

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: Sean M. ()
Date: August 09, 2010 01:47PM

We sat in the dining area. Don't worry, we'll never go back again. Even with a coupon that we had.


Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> You took your son to a tequila bar?

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: August 09, 2010 02:04PM

Yep, we had a coupon too. Now I know why.

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: Underwater ()
Date: August 09, 2010 02:11PM

Wow, They give out coupons? How lame. Must be the only way ppl will go in there!! I might have to go just to see how bad it is! Sounds like I should wear a diaper in case I can't make it home in time! haha

ITRADE Wrote:
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> Yep, we had a coupon too. Now I know why.

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: August 09, 2010 02:13PM

It was a BoGo from the old Entertainment books. We got out of there for less than $20.00 but felt like I could have spent that $25.00 on a good quality claw hammer instead.

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: Underwater ()
Date: August 09, 2010 02:17PM

Haha How was the service when you went? Sounds bad. I used to wait tables in college. I find it amusing when i experience really bad service! Don't know why, I just do. lol

ITRADE Wrote:
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> It was a BoGo from the old Entertainment books.
> We got out of there for less than $20.00 but felt
> like I could have spent that $25.00 on a good
> quality claw hammer instead.

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: 69lover ()
Date: August 09, 2010 05:03PM

Yo is this the poker place?

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: Clobbersaurus ()
Date: August 09, 2010 06:29PM

I've been there a few times with a Restaurants.com coupon and the food was fine. Service was a bit slower than I'm used to, but that's because they probably emphasize more on the bar than the dinning area I was in (which is no excuse).

If it wasn't for the coupon I would have been disappointed but for $25 off $35 or whatever it was, I can't complain.

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: Pietteriarch ()
Date: August 10, 2010 08:08AM

@sean m.
thats what you get when you bring ur kid to a bar for dinner thx pops

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: August 10, 2010 09:29AM

Clobbersaurus Wrote:
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> I've been there a few times with a Restaurants.com
> coupon and the food was fine. Service was a bit
> slower than I'm used to, but that's because they
> probably emphasize more on the bar than the
> dinning area I was in (which is no excuse).
>
> If it wasn't for the coupon I would have been
> disappointed but for $25 off $35 or whatever it
> was, I can't complain.


I've seen those, but have chosen not to go back. There are much better places to use a restaurant.com cert - although that list is getting smaller given the T/Cs they impose on them these days.

6 or 7 years ago, you used to go ape with those coupons. My wife and I would go out to a place and see how close to $0.00 we would wind up owing after the coupon. We also would not buy ANY coupons for more than $3.00 a coupon.

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: Sean M. ()
Date: August 10, 2010 11:47AM

Look lugnuts, I had a coupon for dinner. I had never been there before and wasn't drinking. We went there to eat and sadly had the worst experience of our lives.
I wasn't drinking with my kid. Idiot.

Pietteriarch Wrote:
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> @sean m.
> thats what you get when you bring ur kid to a bar
> for dinner thx pops

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: Ewwww ()
Date: August 10, 2010 03:36PM

simple. don't eva go there!!

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: Hate it too! ()
Date: August 12, 2010 09:04AM

Yep, it does suck ass!

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: Rambunctious ()
Date: August 13, 2010 01:02AM

Hung out there tonight playing poker. It's not a bad hangout if you go with friends. There were a handful of attractive girls in an out all evening.

Food has gone downhill, but they have good beer and make some good drinks.

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: Whatever2444 ()
Date: August 13, 2010 02:02AM

By the way you guys make this sound, it must be horrible. I kind of want to go in there and suffer from all this horrible food and service staff that you all mentioned.

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: Anon Delivery Guy ()
Date: August 13, 2010 06:19AM

The guy that owns this place looks like a troll with a mustache. He is the fat blob that walks around with flip flops and no sleeves with his t-shirts. He is rude and thinks his shit doesnt stink. The food in the walk in a half rotten, and he gets his meat from low grade Korean markets. He sucks at life.

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: Trashed ()
Date: August 14, 2010 10:44AM

I met that fat fuck once. He's an arrogant dick. He should go stick his face in a deep frier!! Fuck that shitty ass place!!

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: dont want poo ()
Date: August 15, 2010 12:23PM

this place was mentionted in the Washingtonian
Copper Canyon Grill

Good thing i remember seeing this thread

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: Red Rocks vs Red Rock ()
Date: August 15, 2010 05:43PM

Red Rocks Cafe & Tequila Bar at 13850 Braddock Road, around the corner from Glory Days is the place that has poker,the fat guy and bad food.

Red Rock Canyon, now called Copper Canyon, by Carraba's, is a good restaurant with good food, an outdoor seating area, and a bar area.

They really don't have much in common. I'm pretty sure most people in Centreville know the difference between the two.

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: **PrincessG** ()
Date: August 16, 2010 09:33AM

Red Rocks is creeeeepy! A lot old guys hitting on young girls. The bartenders aren't bad, they probably just don't like the shady fuckers that come there. They do need to remodel tho! Get with it people!! I mean, it is 2010!!!

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: Dinner for Schmucks... ()
Date: August 16, 2010 09:47AM

Red Rocks should cook the food for that movie "Dinner for Schmucks". Then the director should make ultimate schmuck, the runt that owns it,eat the crap that he claims is edible cuisine!! Totally gross man!! To all the other schmucks out there, I HAVE FOUND YOUR MASTER!!!

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: tyty ()
Date: August 16, 2010 12:04PM

Red Rocks vs Red Rock Wrote:
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> Red Rocks Cafe & Tequila Bar at 13850 Braddock
> Road, around the corner from Glory Days is the
> place that has poker,the fat guy and bad food.
>
> Red Rock Canyon, now called Copper Canyon, by
> Carraba's, is a good restaurant with good food, an
> outdoor seating area, and a bar area.
>
> They really don't have much in common. I'm pretty
> sure most people in Centreville know the
> difference between the two.


thanks for clearing that up
I havnt heard of the tequila bar
was thinking these were the same place

Whew

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: FFXbound ()
Date: August 16, 2010 04:55PM

lunch there was awful when I went. I think her name was Bonnie or something that served us but she was annoying. Me and my boyfriend haven't returned.

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: NOFaith ()
Date: August 17, 2010 12:51PM

I have never liked a restaurant as little as Red Rocks.

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: JonMike ()
Date: August 20, 2010 02:43PM

Shit, R/R is a shit show. Help the fuckface that enters that slice of hell!!!

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: Anon ()
Date: August 25, 2010 05:58PM

I've been to Red Rocks twice this month, and both times have been good for what its worth.

We had a large group of friends and kept to the $1 domestics. Only food I've had there are the wings, which aren't as good as Buffalo Wing Factory, but for $3, they aren't that bad. All in all, a large group of friends just looking for some drinks, you can't beat the prices. $1 domestic drafts, $2 house margaritas. Our server was very attentive and checked in at regular intervals.

As for the bathroom.... it could definitely be cleaned more regularly -- but really, you cant compare a tequila bar's bathroom to Sweetwater's bathroom. Sweetwater is a family restaurant, this place is a BAR. You have a bunch of drunk guys continually pissing all over the place, not mommy and daddy on a romantic weekend dinner that need to go tinkle.

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: Jefferson Davis ()
Date: August 27, 2010 02:19PM

I plan on meeting all my boys up at the rock later.......ordering rounds of tall pitchers, fattening food, barking at the female waitstaff and anything with tits and legs that should happen to fall thru the front door....Yeah fridays in c-ville dont get much better for me.....I could care less about the quality of the food here...my only concern is finding my ride when I stumble out around 1130 pm or so....and hooking my sideview mirror on the drive thru at macdonalds before I swerve down Rt 28 and pass out in my front lawn....

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: DONE ()
Date: August 27, 2010 02:43PM

I'd rather have AIDS than be caught going in there. That place sux major ass.

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: SHITTYASSPLACE! ()
Date: August 27, 2010 02:57PM

Sean M. Wrote:
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> The worst place I have ever been to in my life.
> Period. The food stinks. The bathrooms stink. The
> service stinks. The best thing about this place as
> leaving and never going back. If you like crap
> food with crap service, be my guest, you won't be
> disappointed.
>
> I've been there to eat lunch a few times, which
> isn't too bad. But then I came for dinner one
> night with my son. The idiot waitress spilled a
> drink all over him and DID NOT apologize!!! Unless
> "MY BAD" in an official apology these days.
>
> I ordered some kind of burrito slop that looked
> like the cook pulled his pants down and spread his
> innards on a plate, with glop of cheese on top.
> The worst meal I have ever eaten in my life.
>
> I took my son Jeremy to the bathroom and nearly
> vomited from the stench. But after eating that
> crap I quickly understood why it smelled like
> that. Not to mention the urine splattered toilet
> seat that my son as forced to sit on. A customer
> should not have to scrub down the bathroom before
> using it.
>
> When we got back to our table had been cleared of
> everything. Did she think that we left without
> paying? My son and I sat there watching the TV for
> nearly 20 minutes when she awkwardly shuffled her
> way over to us with our check. She ranted some
> jibberish LOUDLY about something she was doing in
> the kitchen She left and so did we. I never not
> tip when I go out, but this time it was necessary.
> The decor, the service, the food, and the ambiance
> are all one and the same. SHITTY.
>
> If you have any respect for yourself, your family,
> and your stomach you will indeed STAY AWAY FROM
> THIS PLACE!!!!
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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: Rambunctious ()
Date: August 28, 2010 12:09AM

Pretty obvious that most of the posters in this thread haven't gone to college and/or hung out at cheap clubs on regular basis (due to budget constraints). Get over yourselves (did you all go to Westfields?)

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: dontgo ()
Date: August 29, 2010 01:21PM

I went to RED ROCKs Bar with my wife once. BIG MISTAKE. (nothing else around the area seemed open. All there lights were off - electricity was out or some shit). It took only 20 minutes to get a table, but when we sat down, it took another 45 minutes before the waiter even took our drink order.

I ordered a coke, which was so watered down I may as well have ordered water, my wife's drink was completely screwed up, A Shitty margarrita, oh and it took about 15 minutes for it to come out.

We ordered an appetizer which never showed (I also didn't pay for it, but that's not the point). Our food took over an hour and a half, and our waiter was no where in sight.

It turns out that he took playing some video-game in the corner.
Then he had a group of friends he knew personally, because he sat down with them and talked for another few minutes.

Finally I got so fed up, that I walked over to his table, interupted his conversation and asked for our food to go.

Well, the plates had been sitting out for quite some time, and they had to remake the order... go figure.

When it was remade, it was still cold and poorly cooked. Tired of waiting and arguing, I ate the food bc at this point i was too hungry to do anything else, and at least I had the conversation with my wife to keep me occupied.

It was awful, and when the bill came out, there was an entirely seperate dinner placed on the bill.. one that neither my wife or I had ordered or ate, so I had to wait even longer to have them change it.

I got nothing for free, or any kind of apology... at least they gave some free stale salsa and chips for putting up with it..

So, I left no tip when I got the bill only to have the waiter call me a cheap ass when I walked out the door.

Eff that place. me and my wife will never go back.

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Posted by: woman**SCORNED** ()
Date: August 29, 2010 01:48PM

Red Rocks is a joke that nobody finds funny.


I now agree with nearly every post above. 'Sean' I understand completely. We may have had the same clueless waitress. I went to that place just last night for dinner and was thoroughly disappointed!!! Very Very Rude Service and my husband got stomach problems after-wards. I have never had an experience so NASTY at a restaurant!! The cooks should have just tossed our food in the toilet after he made it, 'cause that's what it tasted like --like explosive excrement. I mean seriously people, Taco Bell runs circles around that place. I think next time I'll get food from there, bring it to R/R and eat it in front of them!! Those people just don't care about the service or food industry. I wouldn't recommend this place to cockroaches, nor feed their food to my dog!! I'm positive they have higher standards for Mexican cuisine than they do, This shack is simply for the standardsless,and pallateless.
It had to be said.
**W-SCORNED IN FAIRFAX**

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: Pokerface ()
Date: August 31, 2010 12:35PM

Never been there before but I'm gonna play poker there tonight. I can't wait to see what all this hoopla is about!! Red rocks can't really be that bad can it? At least I no now not to eat anything. Haha! Oh well,I guess I'll find out soon enough.

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: itchy ()
Date: August 31, 2010 02:25PM

The only reason that I like the place is because when I walk in the door my Jack Black on the rocks is waiting at the bar for me with 4 oz in the glass as opposed to the 1.5oz that all the other tool sheds serve for $8.

If you need to hit bathroom just piss on the floor like everyone else does. The world is our toilet....or at least Red Rocks is.

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: Sean M. ()
Date: September 02, 2010 06:56PM

@woman**SCORNED** Thank you 'SCORNED' for agreeing with me. Yeah, their standards have definitely hit rock bottom. We've eaten out several times since going there and I can't help but finding myself comparing to Red Rocks and how bad that place is. My wife and I have had some poor service before, but none compare to RR. You wouldn't recommend that place to cockroaches-that really is funny! So, now I must agree with you!

woman**SCORNED** Wrote:
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> Red Rocks is a joke that nobody finds funny.
>
>
> I now agree with nearly every post above. 'Sean' I
> understand completely. We may have had the same
> clueless waitress. I went to that place just last
> night for dinner and was thoroughly
> disappointed!!! Very Very Rude Service and my
> husband got stomach problems after-wards. I have
> never had an experience so NASTY at a restaurant!!
> The cooks should have just tossed our food in the
> toilet after he made it, 'cause that's what it
> tasted like --like explosive excrement. I mean
> seriously people, Taco Bell runs circles around
> that place. I think next time I'll get food from
> there, bring it to R/R and eat it in front of
> them!! Those people just don't care about the
> service or food industry. I wouldn't recommend
> this place to cockroaches, nor feed their food to
> my dog!! I'm positive they have higher standards
> for Mexican cuisine than they do, This shack is
> simply for the standardsless,and pallateless.
> It had to be said.
> **W-SCORNED IN FAIRFAX**

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: September 03, 2010 09:49AM

"The cooks should have just tossed our food in the toilet after he made it, 'cause that's what it tasted like --like explosive excrement."

So you've eaten explosive excrement before? What a shitty deal.

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: WOW ()
Date: September 18, 2010 02:58PM

Holy Shit! Are you people for real? Damn this is bad!

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: HMPF.. ()
Date: October 13, 2010 10:03AM

Personally, I have no problem with the place. Red Rocks-Rock On!!

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: wally pip ()
Date: October 13, 2010 12:26PM

Sounds like this place qualifies for best Dive bars in Fairfax County

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: Joe B. ()
Date: October 13, 2010 05:58PM

confused again: is this the place by Carrabba'/Velocity or is or the restaurant by Glory Days in C'ville?

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: Rambunctious ()
Date: October 14, 2010 01:18AM

This dive is next to Glory Days

The one near Velocity 5 changed its name to Copper Canyon

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: Sean M. ()
Date: October 14, 2010 03:14PM

Yeah, I don't like Velocity 5 either. It's a little too ghetto for my taste.

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: my my hey hey ()
Date: October 15, 2010 02:06AM

Whats the opinion of the Centreville Fast Eddie's? ventured in the other day first time. didn't realize it was so big. the downstairs is like a cave its so dark. i liked the tv's with the picture quality being pretty decent. a look around the bar did not reveal what i'd call a very attractive woman in the whole place. like the fast eddie's in fairfax this one also seems to have an older crowd from most of the other bars in the area with them dern twenty somethings. i did get the sense this place might be the scene of some verbal and physical fisticuffs from time to time. not a dive but shows potential

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: CRAP ()
Date: October 23, 2010 01:54PM

HATE IT.

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: C'Ville Crazy-ass White Boy ()
Date: October 24, 2010 08:42PM

People, this is a dive bar, okay? Does the concept of "bar food" ring a bell? If you're looking for a fine dining experience, head to Sweetwater or Copper Canyon.

On the other hand, if you're looking to get blasted at a minimal cost, head to Red Rocks.

Repeat after me: Dive bar. Dive bar. Dive bar.

This ain't rocket science......

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: hot chick ()
Date: February 06, 2011 03:21PM

Their are to many strange people in their and I can never get into the bathroom. Why do the girls only get one toilet? I just don't get it.

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: red rocks rocks ()
Date: February 06, 2011 04:36PM

Yes, but there food is awesome best in Centreville, the waitresses are smokin hot.....and all the chicks that hangout there like yourself im sure are schweeeet.

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: Enough ()
Date: April 09, 2011 07:19AM

creepy dudes and ugly chicks. have fun going in there..

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: Centreville Fat Man ()
Date: April 09, 2011 07:21AM

Red Rocks is truly the worst food in Centreville.

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: yuck ()
Date: April 23, 2011 03:21PM

That place sucks.

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: Y ()
Date: April 24, 2011 08:11PM

i think this place is pretty cool. I had 4 beers and a pound of wings for $11 during happy hour. Solid deal

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: monkeyfightclub ()
Date: April 24, 2011 10:11PM

This place sounds so bad that I now feel compelled to go check it out.

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: 4991 ()
Date: April 25, 2011 12:31AM

Sweetwater all the way

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: yuck ()
Date: April 27, 2011 02:17PM

I feel compelled to eat somewhere else!!

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: Standards ()
Date: April 28, 2011 12:01AM

Been there once...odd vibe. Isn't your back to the door if you're sitting at the bar? That's not right. In my inebriated state, I want to be able to ridicule people as they're coming in the door. I don't want to have to wait until they come sit down next to me.

Never sampled the cuisine. Is it more Gastrolicious than Tippys?

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: standardless ()
Date: April 29, 2011 04:22PM

That place sucks ass crack.

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: terrible ()
Date: May 10, 2011 01:20PM

This pub is for people with an IQ of 25 and under.

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: Don'tgothere ()
Date: May 11, 2011 07:01AM

5 million places to eat!

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Date: May 11, 2011 09:01AM

Speaking of Centreville sucks. Is "Alto Plaza" still alive? Went there once and was non-plussed by it.

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: Ut videam ()
Date: May 11, 2011 09:10AM

Yes, unfortunately Alto Plaza is still kicking.

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: dinippP ()
Date: May 13, 2011 07:50PM

It is the arogant older fake blond wrinkled lady there.


She must be a manger or something.

She looks like she has been rode hard and put away wet over and over

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: beerme ()
Date: May 13, 2011 09:03PM

i agree with several people here.
red rocks has bad food, cheap beer, and good mixed drinks. the bartenders are quality bar tenders, but suck at service. one night i witnessed a bartended screaming very loudly over people's heads at a lady that didn't want to pay her bill. he was yelling ans swearing like he was drunk off his ass.

i go there because its close, and i just want a cheap beer man. no big deal. i dont want to hang with you, talk to you, or get hit on by you.

i'm convinced the bartenders are all half drunk while they're working - always yelling and fighting with eachother, its quite entertaining. every once in a while a flock of confused and hot scantily clad 20s somethings girls will wander in only to have 15 red neck, black or old dudes come over to try and hump their legs. for a guy like me that gets laid whenever i please, this is pretty entertaining. the other funny thing is seeing all the married guys that come in by themselves. ladies (or gay guys that are feeling brave), seriously, these guys are pussy whipped and probably got kicked out of their house for the night...take your chances.

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: BEERME IS AN ASS ()
Date: May 13, 2011 10:10PM

Anyone who gets pussy whenever he wants does not go to Red Rocks.

Sounds like you are living the dream QUEER-ME


You are probably the owner's KRUSTY THE KLOWN LOOK-A-LIKES BROTHER WHO LOOKS LIKE HER FIERCLEY MASTURBATES EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR INTO THE SHITTY MARGARITA MIX.

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: ... ()
Date: June 30, 2011 07:43PM

If you enjoy Jagër and a conversation with a man... Go to Red Rocks. It's not all bad though. If you want drinks and bar food... Go there. If you want quiet, a good meal, and quick service... Go to Sweet Water or something.

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: CERTenly444 ()
Date: July 01, 2011 08:23PM

CERT goes to costal flats and has no worries about picked up except for our own. Good place and people nice there. Come from CERT and first round is on instructor so great deal. No drink and drive thorough. That is not safe.

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: Optional ()
Date: July 05, 2011 05:56PM

She's the owner... Both her and the David Crosby clone own the place.

and Red Rocks aint that bad. It's not the canned experience you get at Sweetwater, but it's a heck of a good BAR.

Good, cheap drinks. Dont order the cheap ass rail margaritas, the good ones aren't that much... The Bartenders are all good people, and good bartenders. There are no waiters/waitresses after about 7. That shitty waitress is a bartender being made to serve the whole restraunt. There's no "cook" after about 8, but you can order anything fried after that (or get food from Little Italy next door).

Again, not a great place for a date you want to impress... but a good place to get hammered and pound down a killer chimichanga.

Stick to the fried bar foods... theyre better than most bars serve.

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: grossed out ()
Date: August 31, 2011 07:28PM

Why are people always fighting there? The cops should shut that place down.

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: J$ ()
Date: September 01, 2011 04:59PM

I thought this was common knowledge. Red Rocks Blows! don't EVER go there.

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: Fuck it. ()
Date: September 02, 2011 08:50PM

That place is rotten to the core. Horrible.

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: open your eyes ()
Date: September 04, 2011 12:07AM

These reviews are humorous because

a.) the people that wrote them ended up at this "shitty place" and

b.) were written by people from Northern Virginia or people who live here.

Who they fuck are you people? You would think some of the reviews were written by the staff of Zagat. You're from Northern Va, Which means you don't know dick when it comes to when is a legitimate pub or restaurant.

I'm not saying Red Rocks is great by any means. But I got pretty hammered there tonight and the bartenders were cool and nobody gave me shit. I knew what to expect because I live in NORTHERN VIRGINIA. Everything is the same. You might as well find a place and make it your own.

Nothing is more humorous than reading reviews from you fucking rejects who didn't have the balls to ever venture outside the Beltway. Growing up in FFX Co. automatically disqualifies you from having any kind of opinion regarding originality.

Insincerely,

The the rest of the country.

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: saw a rat the size of a turkey in there ()
Date: September 04, 2011 01:04AM

I ate there 2 nights ago and i ate a burrito and immediately this diareeah came out my butt and everyone was screaming and then they all pooped diareeah too and basically all of red rocks was full of poop. then(THIS IS A PICTURE OF CARL MARX) i proceeded to poop out of my own mouth, defying gravity, science, and several laws of nature.

on the drive home i pooped all over the interior of my black range rover and then my wife and chil((too many spanish people are at tysons corner on a constant basis))dren died from the poop explosion that lead to me having to have my right leg amputated due to all the poop getting in my leg hole, it became poop infected.
I had to go to the hospital immediately. the INOVA doctor took one look at my leg and said; "TOO MUCH POOP IN UR LEG BOY ITS GOTTA COME OFF"
upon hearing this, I became physically ill and pooped again, just like at red robin but even worse this time, even worse. I spewed forth feces from my very pores, summoning up the last vestige of my ungodly poop power, and my wife rose up from the grave, becomming a poop zombie. upon seeing this, i opened the door, got on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur! open to door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur!

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: Has had Enough ()
Date: October 01, 2011 04:10PM

I will never go back there. The service is the worst I've ever experienced.

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: Min Sae C ()
Date: October 01, 2011 05:34PM

This rating is strickly based on bar and not on the restaurant which can be terrible.

- Greatest happy hour in the area with $1 beers, $2 margaritas, $3 wings and $3 nachos among other things. This place is the definition of neighborhood joint/dive bar and the atmoshphere can only be achieved by a great staff and patrons who patronize this place.
- Fried beef tacos are the greatest thing to eat when drinking.
- You can also order off their Italian menu from their store next door.

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: misty eyes ()
Date: December 12, 2011 04:28PM

Yep, place still sucks. Went on Friday for dinner. People there are nasty.

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: fuck it 2 ()
Date: January 21, 2012 04:28PM

DONT EVER GO THERE! THAT PLACE IS FILLED ASSHOLES!!!!

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: Hay Zeus ()
Date: January 21, 2012 05:20PM

Looks like someone couldn't handle their booze and got kicked out

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: THE ROCK ()
Date: January 25, 2012 05:35PM

Red Rocks is what it is! A local community pub where most people who are in there are either regulars or meeting a regular. Great Drinks and prices... Great BAR FOOD!! Fried Tacos, Wings, Nachos etc... DO NOT GO THERE TO HAVE A NICE DINNER or YOUR FIRST DATE... We need MORE places like Red Rocks... if you ever went to Thursdays you know what I am talking about.

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Re: RED ROCKS in Centreville....SUCKS !!!
Posted by: Whatththell... ()
Date: January 25, 2012 08:45PM

What the fuck. I understand dive bars, and know what to expect with dive bars, but why the fuck does a dive bar have a dining area then? I'm afraid to poop my leg off as per one of those reviews up above, so I'll just stay clear. Free taco's? Shit, that scares me even more. $1 beers sound nice, but if there are no ladies around whats the fucking point? Stop by giant, grab a case, and stay home and avoid the DUI you dipshits. Cheers.

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I rather enjoy Red Rocks
Posted by: Your Nigga ()
Date: February 15, 2012 09:14PM

$1.50 Lager drafts (Buttwiper and Miller Lite too) can't be beat. It was the second time I've been to the place, first time in a year, and I enjoyed it. I got a plate of about 10 wings, two beef tacos, a chicken taco, and 4 lagers for $16. No one hassled me or my mates. If I lived closer, I would go more often.

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