William Moreno did plead guilty to Assault and Battery of a family member; a crime of domestic violence. Neither he nor basl have been convicted of any felonies. Apart from the car horn beeping, Basl has not been convicted of any other crime, regardless of how much Moreno obsesses and wishes it were so.
Neither of them need to "sleep with one eye open". They are just a couple goofy guys who provide readers here with entertainment and relatively harmless even to each other.
Not sure what "incoming maniacs" you are referring to as the entire cast of characters are certifiably mentally ill.
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