a Wrote:
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> Mongo the Lloyd Wrote:
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> -----
> > That's not a hipster hat. That is the hat that
> a
> > wrestler he is acting like now wears.
>
>
> Unfortunately to most adults that don't give a
> fuck about wrestling it is very much a hipster
> hat.

Touché

71...Semper Fat...

Wow, I had no idea Chad was gay. He must be hur-ting on the inside.

a Wrote:
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> Mongo the Lloyd Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That's not a hipster hat. That is the hat that
> a
> > wrestler he is acting like now wears.
>
>
> Unfortunately to most adults that don't give a
> fuck about wrestling it is very much a hipster
> hat.

It's not like MOST adults don't give a fuck about wrestling, NONE of them do.

Chad is not an adult. He is a morbidly obese man child.

So being interested in wrestling makes Chad a man child, but calling Chad fat for the 10,000th time on this thread makes you an adult?

You guys on this thread are a joke. If you don't like our show anymore, why not just move on with your life?

Oscar fancies himself a stylish man, he should let Dukes know that terrible pubish neckbeard just draws attention to his chins.

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> Oscar fancies himself a stylish man, he should let
> Dukes know that terrible pubish neckbeard just
> draws attention to his chins.


You think spineless Oscar would ever speak up against Chad?

Chadisfat: Oscar has railed against Chad three different times in the history of the show, just not on air. Of course, Chad screamed back, but Oscar didn't back down because he was in the right (Chad admitted as much after he cooled down).

hey drab if you are really drab, can you suggest oakton wine shop do a wine or cider or malt beverage show instead of a beer show someday?

Mike O'Meara on this week's episode. I haven't heard him since JFK flipped and I had forgotten about how mediocre and unfunny his impressions are and yet he seems to think he's Kevin Pollak.

A malt beverage show? Uhhh...sure, we'll get right on that for you. That should really help us grow the show.

Maybe you can initiate a bracketed faceoff of malt beverages.

Drab DUI Tshirt Wrote:
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> A malt beverage show? Uhhh...sure, we'll get
> right on that for you. That should really help us
> grow the show.

Again, assuming you actually are drab, but hard to believe that,

It's your contention that the 4 beer shows a year help grow the show?

Or is it just to support a sponsor? The sponsor even being Oakton WINE shop. Do you think you get additional listeners simply because of your beer review shows? Is there a mass of beer drinkers who will stumble onto the BOAD podcast beer shows and be like WOW these guys know their beer lets listen to their non beer podcasts?

Do the beer shows do well in downloads compared to other shows? People on here think it's a non download or instant delete episode, and there is generally very little content in them. Not to mention the predictable and inevitable chad likes it in the can joke(s).

I'm sure BOAD crew loves doing the beer episodes because they just have to sit and drink beer and talk about it. I happen to think forcing chad to drink wine or other stuff for an episode and having him get annoyed about Oscar snooty comments or the whole experience could be entertaining change of pace. Am I saying it should be done regularly, of course not.

If you want to prove you are drab and that the show has no interest in anything other than a beer preview, then just bring it up during the podcast the next time a beer show is coming up. Say some wacko on the internet suggested a slightly different sponsored drinking show and we can listen to chad shit on the idea as he is likely to do.

I don't know about the rest of the people on this thread but I actually listen every week. I actually LIKE listening every week. I've had a reloaded subscription since inception. But beer shows I listen to only if someone here mentions actual content in them or if something on reloaded seems to relate back to the beer episode. How is that good for the sponsor?

Jander420 Wrote:
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> I don't know about the rest of the people on this
> thread but I actually listen every week. I
> actually LIKE listening every week. I've had a
> reloaded subscription since inception. But beer
> shows I listen to only if someone here mentions
> actual content in them or if something on reloaded
> seems to relate back to the beer episode. How is
> that good for the sponsor?

I too still have a reloaded subscription. At this point, I doubt I will renew. Things are trending downward. Dukes thinks more bad fake wrestling schtick is a good bit. Oscar laughs like a hyena at anything and everything. The big three still seem to think we care about the mouth-breathing peanut gallery. This includes Dan "Pastry" Creasy, who is going on welfare because he can't be bothered to interview for a position his BOADKrew flunkies provided for him. Also, "Bobby Shambles" or whoever the fuck this latest shitsack is. They keep trying to bring marginally functional (John Normand, Sven Lloyd, Rob Stark, etc) semi-humans into their group of trusted sycophants and acting surprised when things don't work out. Pro tip: go back to having Big O, Dukes and Drab record a show from a spare room somewhere. It will be a better product. Also, have an intervention for Dukes where you convince him he his not a redneck and his lame bit is over.

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> Jander420 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I don't know about the rest of the people on
> this
> > thread but I actually listen every week. I
> > actually LIKE listening every week. I've had a
> > reloaded subscription since inception. But beer
> > shows I listen to only if someone here mentions
> > actual content in them or if something on
> reloaded
> > seems to relate back to the beer episode. How
> is
> > that good for the sponsor?
>
> I too still have a reloaded subscription. At this
> point, I doubt I will renew. Things are trending
> downward. Dukes thinks more bad fake wrestling
> schtick is a good bit. Oscar laughs like a hyena
> at anything and everything. The big three still
> seem to think we care about the mouth-breathing
> peanut gallery. This includes Dan "Pastry" Creasy,
> who is going on welfare because he can't be
> bothered to interview for a position his BOADKrew
> flunkies provided for him. Also, "Bobby Shambles"
> or whoever the fuck this latest shitsack is. They
> keep trying to bring marginally functional (John
> Normand, Sven Lloyd, Rob Stark, etc) semi-humans
> into their group of trusted sycophants and acting
> surprised when things don't work out. Pro tip: go
> back to having Big O, Dukes and Drab record a show
> from a spare room somewhere. It will be a better
> product. Also, have an intervention for Dukes
> where you convince him he his not a redneck and
> his lame bit is over.

But Big Rig Greg is gold! I thought Creasey was the only one with a real job. Maybe his devotion to Dukes ruined that gig.

The three of them going back to basics could get me back into the fold. Rob Stark stinks. Bo stinks. "Bobby Shambles" stinks. Maybe one show every six months involves Dukes buddies talking about their antics. Every other week, get rid of them.

I don't think getting back to basics would help. I think that they talk about what they do because it's the most interesting stuff in their lives. I think that they're like a band who started off great and then just sort of lost the fire in their bellies at a certain point.

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Guy tries to help and he attacks him. Fine then, let's that clown blow his gravy filled hand off. Serves him right.

The guy made two friendly comments first, yet all Chad can focus on is an "asshole" comment. And Chad must buy his guns from reputable places considering that recall is nearly two months old. If Chad's gun isn't affected he could have said, "Thanks but I got mine checked, it's clean."
I'm more inclined to believe Tom scooped him on this and now he feels like an idiot for not knowing beforehand and rather than suck up and deal he goes with his man-child instincts and resorts to name calling.

Chad is a dick. No reason for calling the guy an asshole.
Chad wants people to just congratulate him for buying another fucking gun. Like that's some big accomplishment.

exffx Wrote:
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> Chad is a dick. No reason for calling the guy an
> asshole.
> Chad wants people to just congratulate him for
> buying another fucking gun. Like that's some big
> accomplishment.


He's just trying to be Anthony Cumia....again.

You know, this guy could do the greatest, most entertaining show on the planet and I still wouldn't listen because he is a complete and utter dick to his fans. It's unreal. How the hell could anyone still like him?! How could anyone listen to his "show" knowing that this defensive, hateful, primadonna man-child is behind it?! His fans are delusional and have self-loathing issues. Can't believe I was ever a fan of BOAD. I come here to follow the downward spiral.

Ugh. Grow the fuck UP, Chad. You are single-handedly ruining your own career by decimating your fanbase out of sheer bitchiness. You are pathetic.

I'd listened to them on the air since the mid-2000's. I subscribed to Reloaded the instant it became available, and lasted for two years, saw them at the State Theatre ... until Chad became enraged at me for volunteering to help the show ... at his request. I canceled immediately. Being a psychotic asshole is more important to Chad than a perpetual $100/year subscription, ticket sales, and word of mouth.

The sad thing is that none of the others reading his nonsense stand up for that guy.

He posted a recall notice. All Dukes reads is some body saying his gun is shit. Even though the guy says he wants one too.

The one guy says to have your backup ready, clearly implying the Shield is a POS for self defense and he gets no response. Last name is LeBlanc so maybe he is another "friend".

Jim Marquis: What transpired on "your little podcast" last night was better than anything I've heard on the radio since JFK swapped formats or read in any snarky blog. Viva la horde! Viva la Dukes!

Chad is my idol.

Dan Creasy Wrote:
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> Chad is my idol.


Really Dan? I thought your idol was David Duke not Chad Dukes?

Whored Wrote:
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> Jim Marquis: What transpired on "your little
> podcast" last night was better than anything I've
> heard on the radio since JFK swapped formats or
> read in any snarky blog. Viva la horde! Viva la
> Dukes!


Is this the snarky blog of which he speaks?

I thought he meant dcrtv, but then again it's hard to read anything on that site, so maybe he is referring to this as a "blog" after all it is one of the top search results for "big o and dukes"

Whored Wrote:
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> Jim Marquis: What transpired on "your little
> podcast" last night was better than anything I've
> heard on the radio since JFK swapped formats or
> read in any snarky blog. Viva la horde! Viva la
> Dukes!


Drew Magary (Deadspin) interviewed on BOAD: "Alright Dukes, I've never heard of your little podcast, your show on the Fan is terrible. I'll never listen to it again, and I didn't rip off your stupid fry argument".

Magary may have come off douchey on the show, but so did Dukes. It was super sour grapes to go after him, then threaten to play the conversation to AwfulAnnouncing and the program director of 106.7.

Dukes really came across like Bubba the Love Sponge on this one. Magary has higher cred than Dukes, and I give him credit for even calling in to address what happened.

This whole fry debate is sooooo bad, it's like something a morning zoo would do. Once upon a time they bragged that they rejected the idea of "Steak and BJ day" and now they've gone and made that look clever.

Yabels Wrote:
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> Whored Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Jim Marquis: What transpired on "your little
> > podcast" last night was better than anything
> I've
> > heard on the radio since JFK swapped formats or
> > read in any snarky blog. Viva la horde! Viva la
> > Dukes!
>
>
> Drew Magary (Deadspin) interviewed on BOAD:
> "Alright Dukes, I've never heard of your little
> podcast, your show on the Fan is terrible. I'll
> never listen to it again, and I didn't rip off
> your stupid fry argument".
>
> Magary may have come off douchey on the show, but
> so did Dukes. It was super sour grapes to go after
> him, then threaten to play the conversation to
> AwfulAnnouncing and the program director of 106.7.
>
>
> Dukes really came across like Bubba the Love
> Sponge on this one. Magary has higher cred than
> Dukes, and I give him credit for even calling in
> to address what happened.

I'm a bit confused. What would be accomplished by playing a bad interview with a Deadspin writer to Awful Announcing and Chris Kinard? I'm failing to see the point of that.

The idea behind sending the interview out was that there were already so many people that this guy (Magary) had pissed off that people were going to run with this and blow it up so everyone knew what a douche the guy was. On one hand I think that was over emphasized, on the other i am half surprised that NO ONE picked up on it.

Playing it for CK was just for shits and giggles. Sounded like they have had previous run ins with the guy.

HATE the great fry debate. Its a one and a half, maaaaaybe two segment topic on the old show. Dragging it out into this multiweek opus is just obnoxious and stupid. For the one millionth time I just dont understand what they want/think their core audience is and how they monetize ANYTHING when working with that low rent of a crowd.

The one thing I can commend them on is the facebook cover photo your vote push. If they could do a similar bit with a better topic I think that could result in a big free advertising push.

I do feel bad for them with this whole deadspin rip off shtick. The guy not only bit their shit but did it right before "the big push into the homestretch". Im sure numerou... a few people are going to see the cover photo thing on facebook today and think deadspin came up with it first.

you not too smart Wrote:
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> The idea behind sending the interview out was that
> there were already so many people that this guy
> (Magary) had pissed off that people were going to
> run with this and blow it up so everyone knew what
> a douche the guy was. On one hand I think that was
> over emphasized, on the other i am half surprised
> that NO ONE picked up on it.
>
> Playing it for CK was just for shits and giggles.
> Sounded like they have had previous run ins with
> the guy.


I'm not too smart? Do you honestly believe any media outlet would give a damn about some website writer "stealing" the idea of ranking French fries and making a huge deal out of it? You're surprised no one picked up on it? Let me let you on on a little secret....No one cares about it! Stolen or not...NO ONE cares! Only Chad cares, and he thought he was going to get some press out of it. Which just goes to show you just how delusional Dukes is.

How can Chad complain about Deadspin stealing content when every sports talk host across the country has a Deadspin tab open during their show?

the guy from 2 mins ago Wrote:
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> HATE the great fry debate. Its a one and a half,
> maaaaaybe two segment topic on the old show.
> Dragging it out into this multiweek opus is just
> obnoxious and stupid. For the one millionth time I
> just dont understand what they want/think their
> core audience is and how they monetize ANYTHING
> when working with that low rent of a crowd.
>
> The one thing I can commend them on is the
> facebook cover photo your vote push. If they could
> do a similar bit with a better topic I think that
> could result in a big free advertising push.
>

How many people are going to see their friends facebook pages and see a picture of waffle fries or curly fries and think "I HAVE to check out this podcast, they're covering interesting topics?"

Mongo the Lloyd Wrote:
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> I'm not too smart? Do you honestly believe any
> media outlet would give a damn about some website
> writer "stealing" the idea of ranking French fries
> and making a huge deal out of it? You're
> surprised no one picked up on it? Let me let you
> on on a little secret....No one cares about it!
> Stolen or not...NO ONE cares! Only Chad cares, and
> he thought he was going to get some press out of
> it. Which just goes to show you just how
> delusional Dukes is.

Dude... dont get all butt hurt. You dont get it, its ok. It has nothing to do with what they were arguing about or what he stole. It has nothing to do with Chad at all. It has to do with Drew coming off as a huge ass and a large pool of bloggers that might have an axe to grind.

arbuckle Wrote:
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> How can Chad complain about Deadspin stealing
> content when every sports talk host across the
> country has a Deadspin tab open during their show?

Because when they mention the deadspin tab they have open they tip their hat to the source. Its just common courtesy.

Phantom Wrote:
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> the guy from 2 mins ago Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > HATE the great fry debate. Its a one and a
> half,
> > maaaaaybe two segment topic on the old show.
> > Dragging it out into this multiweek opus is
> just
> > obnoxious and stupid. For the one millionth time
> I
> > just dont understand what they want/think their
> > core audience is and how they monetize ANYTHING
> > when working with that low rent of a crowd.
> >
> > The one thing I can commend them on is the
> > facebook cover photo your vote push. If they
> could
> > do a similar bit with a better topic I think
> that
> > could result in a big free advertising push.
> >
>
> How many people are going to see their friends
> facebook pages and see a picture of waffle fries
> or curly fries and think "I HAVE to check out this
> podcast, they're covering interesting topics?"

Hence the whole do a similar bit with a better topic line.

The thing with Drew was the best thing I've heard on their show in years

Proof you are not smart Wrote:
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> Mongo the Lloyd Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > I'm not too smart? Do you honestly believe any
> > media outlet would give a damn about some
> website
> > writer "stealing" the idea of ranking French
> fries
> > and making a huge deal out of it? You're
> > surprised no one picked up on it? Let me let
> you
> > on on a little secret....No one cares about it!
> > Stolen or not...NO ONE cares! Only Chad cares,
> and
> > he thought he was going to get some press out
> of
> > it. Which just goes to show you just how
> > delusional Dukes is.
>
> Dude... dont get all butt hurt. You dont get it,
> its ok. It has nothing to do with what they were
> arguing about or what he stole. It has nothing to
> do with Chad at all. It has to do with Drew coming
> off as a huge ass and a large pool of bloggers
> that might have an axe to grind.

And you're clearly one of Chad's lackeys. Which one are you? Indulge us.

I don't really care for chad, I mostly listen out of nostalgia for the good old days but I'm just going to say that drew guy came off as an asshole. Seriously fuck that guy.

Oscars FIVE Head Wrote:
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> Dan Creasy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Chad is my idol.
>
>
> Really Dan? I thought your idol was David Duke not
> Chad Dukes?

Nope, I do not understand why you all just come and trash the show. I mean it is amazing. Every idea Chad has thought up is amazing!!!

Wresting shows yes more please
Beer&PIG: Awesome esp the pastry section. Btw come out to Nova Beerfest this weekend to meet me and the rest of the beer&pig crowd.
Music w/ instruments: yes please - come see me and the rest of the beer&pig crew at blackberry smoke next week at the filmore in Silver Spring.

Day drinkers meat eaters yes yes yes

Also every sunday meet us at wholefoods...

Dan Creasy Wrote:
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> Oscars FIVE Head Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dan Creasy Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Chad is my idol.
> >
> >
> > Really Dan? I thought your idol was David Duke
> not
> > Chad Dukes?
>
> Nope, I do not understand why you all just come
> and trash the show. I mean it is amazing. Every
> idea Chad has thought up is amazing!!!
>
> Wresting shows yes more please
> Beer&PIG: Awesome esp the pastry section. Btw come
> out to Nova Beerfest this weekend to meet me and
> the rest of the beer&pig crowd.
> Music w/ instruments: yes please - come see me and
> the rest of the beer&pig crew at blackberry smoke
> next week at the filmore in Silver Spring.
>
> Day drinkers meat eaters yes yes yes
>
> Also every sunday meet us at wholefoods...

"Lulz" - Chad Dukes

You reading at suck Wrote:
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> Phantom Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > the guy from 2 mins ago Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > HATE the great fry debate. Its a one and a
> > half,
> > > maaaaaybe two segment topic on the old show.
> > > Dragging it out into this multiweek opus is
> > just
> > > obnoxious and stupid. For the one millionth
> time
> > I
> > > just dont understand what they want/think
> their
> > > core audience is and how they monetize
> ANYTHING
> > > when working with that low rent of a crowd.
> > >
> > > The one thing I can commend them on is the
> > > facebook cover photo your vote push. If they
> > could
> > > do a similar bit with a better topic I think
> > that
> > > could result in a big free advertising push.
> > >
> >
> > How many people are going to see their friends
> > facebook pages and see a picture of waffle
> fries
> > or curly fries and think "I HAVE to check out
> this
> > podcast, they're covering interesting topics?"
>
> Hence the whole do a similar bit with a better
> topic line.


I don't think there is a topic they could do that would cause people to check out the show in this context.

Phantom Wrote:
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> You reading at suck Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Phantom Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > the guy from 2 mins ago Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > HATE the great fry debate. Its a one and a
> > > half,
> > > > maaaaaybe two segment topic on the old
> show.
> > > > Dragging it out into this multiweek opus is
> > > just
> > > > obnoxious and stupid. For the one millionth
> > time
> > > I
> > > > just dont understand what they want/think
> > their
> > > > core audience is and how they monetize
> > ANYTHING
> > > > when working with that low rent of a crowd.
> > > >
> > > > The one thing I can commend them on is the
> > > > facebook cover photo your vote push. If
> they
> > > could
> > > > do a similar bit with a better topic I
> think
> > > that
> > > > could result in a big free advertising
> push.
> > > >
> > >
> > > How many people are going to see their
> friends
> > > facebook pages and see a picture of waffle
> > fries
> > > or curly fries and think "I HAVE to check out
> > this
> > > podcast, they're covering interesting
> topics?"
> >
> > Hence the whole do a similar bit with a better
> > topic line.
>
>
> I don't think there is a topic they could do that
> would cause people to check out the show in this
> context.

A show about Day Drinking Meat Eaters would not get you to listen?! Country music is the most popular music in the US OF A!!! That would not get you to listen?

Weird, I love the show and being apart of the peanut gallery and especially being unemployed. More time to drool on Chad's coat tails.

I think the show is kind of perfect as is, it is Chad's show! And if he wants to involve his loser non-employed friends go right ahead. What else would Blackout Bruce or BigRig Craig do without the show? It is like an orphanage for losers.

Sorry, I'm not into music with instruments.

Don't forget about our beer drinking, brat swallowing, sausagefest coming up with bluegrass music.

Beer Drinkers and Meat Suckers Wrote:
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> Don't forget about our beer drinking, brat
> swallowing, sausagefest coming up with bluegrass
> music.


Oh yeh, I plan on being around a bunch of dudes who "love sausage" and don't hang out with women.

Beer Drinkers and Meat Suckers Wrote:
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> Don't forget about our beer drinking, brat
> swallowing, sausagefest coming up with bluegrass
> music.

The best only if you wished you were a swinging Dick like me. The members of Beer&Pig will be eating and drinking free that day while our loyal listeners pay for theirs. Best Day Ever YES YES YES

Bratbiter Wrote:
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> Beer Drinkers and Meat Suckers Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Don't forget about our beer drinking, brat
> > swallowing, sausagefest coming up with
> bluegrass
> > music.
>
>
> Oh yeh, I plan on being around a bunch of dudes
> who "love sausage" and don't hang out with women.

Life's tough when you have zippy job. I will be cised to be one of the few honored guests at this event. Day Drinkers Meat Eaters!!

Meat eater indeed

Just gonna say that this Creasy impression is pretty spot on and is giving me a good laugh.

Dan Creasy Wrote:
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> Bratbiter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Beer Drinkers and Meat Suckers Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Don't forget about our beer drinking, brat
> > > swallowing, sausagefest coming up with
> > bluegrass
> > > music.
> >
> >
> > Oh yeh, I plan on being around a bunch of dudes
> > who "love sausage" and don't hang out with
> women.
>
> Life's tough when you have zippy job. I will be
> cised to be one of the few honored guests at this
> event. Day Drinkers Meat Eaters!!


Better be careful with all that Junkies-speak around Dukes there, Pastry.

Yabels Wrote:
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> Dan Creasy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Bratbiter Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Beer Drinkers and Meat Suckers Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Don't forget about our beer drinking, brat
> > > > swallowing, sausagefest coming up with
> > > bluegrass
> > > > music.
> > >
> > >
> > > Oh yeh, I plan on being around a bunch of
> dudes
> > > who "love sausage" and don't hang out with
> > women.
> >
> > Life's tough when you have zippy job. I will be
> > cised to be one of the few honored guests at
> this
> > event. Day Drinkers Meat Eaters!!
>
>
> Better be careful with all that Junkies-speak
> around Dukes there, Pastry.

Yeah...He doesn't get cised for it...Even if it is money silly...Sorry about you being down to the felt Creasy...

Dan Creasy Wrote:
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> Day Drinkers Meat Eaters!!

This would be the first and last post I'm making on this site. I heard about the level of whining and bitchitude made on the BOAD and TMOS message boards, but damn this is a hundred times worse than anything I could have imagined. All I'll say is if you don't like the product, why the hell are you listening? Why are you spending your time smashing it on a website? Get a life guys!
Long live the hoard!

Tater Tots FTW Wrote:
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> This would be the first and last post I'm making
> on this site. I heard about the level of whining
> and bitchitude made on the BOAD and TMOS message
> boards, but damn this is a hundred times worse
> than anything I could have imagined. All I'll say
> is if you don't like the product, why the hell are
> you listening? Why are you spending your time
> smashing it on a website? Get a life guys!
> Long live the hoard!


He's refreshing right now to see if anyone responds to his message. Hi!!!!

Tater Tots FTW Wrote:
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> This would be the first and last post I'm making
> on this site. I heard about the level of whining
> and bitchitude made on the BOAD and TMOS message
> boards, but damn this is a hundred times worse
> than anything I could have imagined. All I'll say
> is if you don't like the product, why the hell are
> you listening? Why are you spending your time
> smashing it on a website? Get a life guys!
> Long live the hoard!

You'll come back when you get #HAGL'd.

Tater Tots FTW Wrote:
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> This would be the first and last post I'm making
> on this site. I heard about the level of whining
> and bitchitude made on the BOAD and TMOS message
> boards, but damn this is a hundred times worse
> than anything I could have imagined. All I'll say
> is if you don't like the product, why the hell are
> you listening? Why are you spending your time
> smashing it on a website? Get a life guys!
> Long live the hoard!


You didn't even spell horde right. I'm no spelling nazi, but maybe you should learn how to spell the group that you are obviously a member of. Can't say I'm surprised though, you seem to have the same lack of IQ that all "hoard" members are saddled with.

By the way, did Chad get that Drew guy fired yet? We all know how powerful Chad is, so he must've ruined that Drew's guy career by now, right?

Phantom Wrote:
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> Tater Tots FTW Wrote:
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> > This would be the first and last post I'm
> making
> > on this site. I heard about the level of
> whining
> > and bitchitude made on the BOAD and TMOS
> message
> > boards, but damn this is a hundred times worse
> > than anything I could have imagined. All I'll
> say
> > is if you don't like the product, why the hell
> are
> > you listening? Why are you spending your time
> > smashing it on a website? Get a life guys!
> > Long live the hoard!
>
> You'll come back when you get #HAGL'd.


Hahahahaha...so funny...so true...

What the hell does Chad think sending an argument with a blogger to Awful Announcing is going to accomplish? Can you imagine that exchange?


Chad Dukes: We have an interview with this mother effer, Drew Magary, and he ripped us off, and we want Justice, JUSTICE! Snaps!

Awful Annoucning: Okay, what was the argument about?

Chad Dukes: French fries.

Awful Announcing: ......

Tater Tots FTW Wrote:
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> This would be the first and last post I'm making
> on this site. I heard about the level of whining
> and bitchitude made on the BOAD and TMOS message
> boards, but damn this is a hundred times worse
> than anything I could have imagined. All I'll say
> is if you don't like the product, why the hell are
> you listening? Why are you spending your time
> smashing it on a website? Get a life guys!
> Long live the hoard!


Thanks for sticking up hoard member lol... Can't even spell horde right moron. Stop trying to be a poser.

You must be an employed, skinny, good looking and athletic gentleman. You will never be allowed in the horde.

Day Drinkers Meat Eaters means exactly what it says. We like to drink when the sun is up with our guns out while wearing an american flag scarf and we love to eat meat including each others.

I am hoping the arguement with the guy on deadspin gets the peanut gallery some attention. Chad likes to steal the attention and that's perfectly fine but it does not pay my rent or my minivan payments.

#LLTH

Remember today my buddy @chaddukes and I will be at the nova beer fest today with the rest of the beer&pig crew. If you see us say hi and buy us a beer bc we are all unemployed except chad. Chad likes freebies from his fans though. Come support. Chad will be the one in a big hat drinking from a can. Bc he likes it in a can and in his butt. Also it's chad dukes not chad duke.

Meat eaters day drinkers

I live for this!!!!!

This is the guy who argues about French fries.


Snaps.
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And with lemming comments just for kicks!

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A photo of two gay men butt-fucking each other would be less gay than that photo of Dukes. Holy fucking shit is he a dork.

Way to desecrate the flag you dumb sack of shit

My God...Gayest Superhero EVER!
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That is a killer neckbeard. I bet he shaves it to look exactly like that..


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqM8TeaLzZ4

Just listened to the Big O and Dukes podcast where Magary comes on. Can Dukes be more of a dick? Wasn't a huge fan before, but after listening to that I wanted to off myself. All the dummies laughing in the background like it was a bunch of seals getting tossed fish.

So, did Buttfuck Man have a good time at the Brewfest? Wonder if anybody recognized him?

What a stupid mook.

I don't know, I think that Chad is kind of cute in that picture. I mean, I wouldn't let him fuck me or anything, but if I was really drunk I might give him a blowjob.

FYI...My Sister is a whore...

Peekza's sister Wrote:
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> I don't know, I think that Chad is kind of cute in
> that picture. I mean, I wouldn't let him fuck me
> or anything, but if I was really drunk I might
> give him a blowjob.


What exactly would she find cute about a doughy little fat man wearing the World's Saddest Cry for Attention? His cartoonish Hat? Douchey, even at a Brewfest...His pube chin beard? Please...His ridiculous flag incorporated neckerchief/ARMBANDS!!!/Pants? Too patriotic-wiggerish to be cute...I will give him this...The Camo does a good job of hiding his titties...So he does have that going for him...But the beer holster is a tad rapey and why in God's name would he be carrying a Flag to a Brewfest? Regardless of what you think, I don't think my whorish sister would be interested in sucking his tiny little dick...Even drunk...If she was into Gay Superheros...Maybe...



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Hey Peekza: If you were over at your sister's house one day and Chad showed up, would you watch your slut whore sister get on her knees and slurp up all of his jism, or would you go back to work delivering pizzas for five bucks an hour you fucking zero?

Try to edit your response before posting it. We're all sick of having to read your dumb as shit revisions.

It would be kind of fun if Peekza's sister showed up to the bunker tonight. We could all stand over her in a circle jerk and come on her face. If she does a good job and swallows it all, maybe we could let her lick Black Lauren's ass for dessert.

I'll text Chad now and see if he is interested. Hey Peekza: what's your sister's cell number?

Chad's friend Wrote:
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> It would be kind of fun if Peekza's sister showed
> up to the bunker tonight. We could all stand over
> her in a circle jerk and come on her face. If she
> does a good job and swallows it all, maybe we
> could let her lick Black Lauren's ass for
> dessert.
>
> I'll text Chad now and see if he is interested.
> Hey Peekza: what's your sister's cell number?


1-800-440-8167

Chad's friend Wrote:
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> It would be kind of fun if Peekza's sister showed
> up to the bunker tonight. We could all stand over
> her in a circle jerk and come on her face. If she
> does a good job and swallows it all, maybe we
> could let her lick Black Lauren's ass for
> dessert.
>
> I'll text Chad now and see if he is interested.
> Hey Peekza: what's your sister's cell number?

Arkansas Dan Wrote:
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> Hey Peekza: If you were over at your sister's
> house one day and Chad showed up, would you watch
> your slut whore sister get on her knees and slurp
> up all of his jism, or would you go back to work
> delivering pizzas for five bucks an hour you
> fucking zero?
>
> Try to edit your response before posting it.
> We're all sick of having to read your dumb as shit
> revisions.

$5 an hour is more than you make Dan... You are currently unemployed....Or are you unemployable like the rest of Dukes' buttwatch wearing losers? If I were at my Whore's sisters house and Chad showed up, I would say "Holy Hippos FatMan, I thought you got your Titties removed" and laugh as she fumbled with his light switch of a penis, wondering why he couldn't get hard...He would ask me to keep talking so he could close his eyes and pretend it was me fondling him, but even that wouldn't do the trick...Then my whore sister and I would laugh at him some more and he would pull up his Flag pants, pick up his flag, and slink back out the door, looking for one of his "fans" to finish him off...My guess is he would stop by your house Dan...and leave satisfied...

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> > It would be kind of fun if Peekza's sister
> showed
> > up to the bunker tonight. We could all stand
> over
> > her in a circle jerk and come on her face. If
> she
> > does a good job and swallows it all, maybe we
> > could let her lick Black Lauren's ass for
> > dessert.
> >
> > I'll text Chad now and see if he is interested.
>
> > Hey Peekza: what's your sister's cell number?
>
>
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That room full of zilches could make a World of Warcraft convention look cool. Christ, what a bunch of losers.

Can you find the "Winner" in this gaggle of buttwatch wearing losers?
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peekza Wrote:
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> Can you find the "Winner" in this gaggle of
> buttwatch wearing losers?


That's a trick question, Peekza....There are no winners affiliated with the Big O and Dukes Show.

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> > Can you find the "Winner" in this gaggle of
> > buttwatch wearing losers?
>
>
> That's a trick question, Peekza....There are no
> winners affiliated with the Big O and Dukes Show.


Not even Arkansas Dan? Ahahahahahahahahaha

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He's just jealous that even the pregnant woman has a smaller gut than him and he doesn't want to see her go through a FULL PREGNANCY and still have smaller titties and a smaller belly than him...Ahahahahahaha...Suck on that losers

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My suggestion....End your life, Chad. You have no purpose on this Earth anymore.

This man is such a douchebag, that other douchebags hate him

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Twilight is best pony....FACT!

Woman posting weekly pictures of her baby belly: too much to see on a regular basis

Chad posting weekly pictures of his baby back ribs belly: ?????

Bonus points for a hat that would be embarrassing to wear on St. Patrick's Day tho

Long ago, before Chad Dukes was born and his father was a homeless alcoholic panhandling on the streets of DC to scrape together enough change for a bottle of grape Mad Dog, he was desperate for his next drink and thus decided to make a sperm donation. During his…process, the fire alarm at the clinic went off and startled him, which caused him to drop his sample on the ground. Not wanting to miss out on the money, Chad's father quickly grabbed a popsicle stick on the counter and scraped what he could into the container.

Peekzka is the result.

Arkansas Dan Wrote:
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> Long ago, before Chad Dukes was born and his
> father was a homeless alcoholic panhandling on the
> streets of DC to scrape together enough change for
> a bottle of grape Mad Dog, he was desperate for
> his next drink and thus decided to make a sperm
> donation. During his…process, the fire alarm at
> the clinic went off and startled him, which caused
> him to drop his sample on the ground. Not wanting
> to miss out on the money, Chad's father quickly
> grabbed a popsicle stick on the counter and
> scraped what he could into the container.
>
> Peekzka is the result.


Wow....that a a bomb of epic proportions. Seriously, that was a massive stink-a-roo.

Obviously, Enola Gay is Peekza; the guy is too much of a pussy to articulate his own response.

Also, this means Peekza is Chad's half-brother.

Peekza: can we all start calling you half-Chad?

deductum ad absurdum Wrote:
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> Obviously, Enola Gay is Peekza; the guy is too
> much of a pussy to articulate his own response.
>
> Also, this means Peekza is Chad's half-brother.
>
> Peekza: can we all start calling you half-Chad?


Obvious troll is obvious.

Peekza = half-Chad = a cunt.

Hey, did you guys see that another wrestler is having a beef with Chad? This one is Eagle Campeon, who is a Mexican wrestler that wears an American Flag mask, has a pube beard and speaks only in Spanish. The height of comedy, I'm slappin my knee as I type this.

What a fat ass loser.

No phantom, i didn't notice that, but then again I don't have the time to follow Chad on all of his social media platforms simply in order to make fun of him. I have a job and a family, but thanks for wasting your life in order to keep us abreast of the latest Chad drama. It's quite meaningful.